Chapter 699 Pretending to be crazy and acting stupid (second update)
Don't kill each other...Second brother Han Guang...Meng Qi had expected that the serious Gao Lan would turn into a funny brother, but he never expected that he would say such words. All he could think of was "fuck" and "fuck" ”, and “fuck”, there is no way to think normally.
Subconsciously, Meng Qi looked at Han Guang in mid-air. His face was covered by the "Emperor of Heaven" mask, and no change in expression could be seen. But in a daze, Meng Qi seemed to feel that his aura like water and time had some ripples, so that I could only hear the sound of the sword striking Sansheng Palace, but there was no rebuttal.
Snap, Gao Lan grabbed his hand, and Meng Qi and Gu Xiaosang fell to the ground after the time delay was lifted. They failed to jump into the emptiness next to them and glided away.
Gao Lan turned his head and looked at Han Guang. Behind the mask with no facial features, he first let out a long sigh, put away his sadness, and then burst out with a hearty laugh: "Second brother, I know we haven't cut off the chicken head or burned the yellow paper." , we are friends of eight worshippers, but didn’t you say before that you are the emperor of heaven and I are the emperor of humans, and we are in charge of the three realms, and we will be like brothers from now on? Now that we are in this realm, with this strength, and with this identity, haven’t you said that? For paper tubes?”
Meng Qi suddenly became speechless and his eyes were dull. Brother, I just said it casually, why should I take it seriously...
Han Guang was silent for a moment, then responded vaguely, neither nodding in agreement nor shaking his head in denial. Could it be that it was just a casual remark and could not be taken seriously? Not sharing the three realms, not being as close as brothers? A normal Gao Lan would make a normal choice after weighing interests, but the lunatic in front of him would dare to fall out as long as he dared to deny it!
When the time comes, facing Gao Lan, who has slightly awakened the Human Emperor Sword, he will definitely be at a disadvantage. There is also the World-Transcending Dharma King nearby, and Zi Qi Haoran is chasing him at any time. Internal strife is the most unwise choice, so he can only eat this first. I'm so dumb, I'll find another chance to summon the real Gao Lan!
Meng Qi glanced at him and seemed to be able to understand his mood: I have unparalleled talent, intelligence and courage, outstanding methods, decisive killing, great talent, and far-reaching plans. How could I be blind and find such a stupid person? Cooperative partner! Inexplicably, there is an extra crazy brother, the third brother on location!
After calming down his mood, Meng Qi, who was always cheeky, stood up immediately and wanted to say hello to his two brothers to get out of danger for the time being. He also asked Han Guang, a mute, to eat Coptis chinensis, so that he could not tell the pain.
But before he could speak, Gu Xiaosang had already bowed to Tingting:
"I have met two uncles."
The scene was quiet again, and the remaining wind blew past Meng Qi and Han Guang.
Gao Lan was startled for a moment, then laughed loudly: "Okay, my third brother is indeed extraordinary. Last time he cried and cried at being rejected, but now he has found such a beautiful little wife!"
Why am I crying... The corners of Meng Qi's mouth twitched, feeling that he was almost on the same page as Han Guang.
Gu Xiaosang looked at Meng Qi with a smile but not a smile, and said seriously: "It's really a flood that washed away the Dragon King Temple. One family doesn't know the other. Now that the misunderstanding is over, why should we fight for life and death? Why not cooperate sincerely and explore the heaven together, so as not to The latecomers benefit from it.”
"Well said!" Gao Lan clapped, completely ignoring Han Guang and Meng Qi standing next to him.
He took off the mask, and his face was still clean, with only a slight green stubble, but his cold and ruthless eyes were a little more satisfactory. He looked at Meng Qi with a smile: "Third brother, you not only wisely left the position of the second child, but also chose My little daughter-in-law is also very knowledgeable!”
Turning his head, he smiled and said: "If it weren't for the sake of my brothers and sisters, I would let you go back empty-handed today. Come out, the treasures will be divided equally, and the secret books will be recorded by each."
Floating in the void, a transparent figure half protruded out, snorting: "If it weren't for the Worry Saint..."
He glanced at the Human Emperor Sword in Gao Lan's hand, which was still shining brightly, but did not say the rest of the sentence.
Gao Lan and Han Guang's original plan was for Gao Lan to block the Dharma King who arrived almost at the same time, while Han Guang dealt with Meng Qi and Gu Xiaosang, but unexpectedly it turned out to be this situation.
The crazy Gao Lan was naturally heroic and did not care about the murmurs of the Transcendental Dharma King, and looked at Han Guang: "Second brother, do you have anything to add? Hey, second brother, let me tell you the truth, if you want to become the Emperor of Heaven, there will be no way. If you go astray, you can't do it by hooking up with the demons and secretly communicating with the evil spirits. After all, the Emperor of Heaven rules the three realms. The demons and evil spirits are both subjects, but they must have their own limits. Otherwise, they will be just another demon lord in the future, and they will not become the Emperor of Heaven after all... …
Han Guang finally spoke, his voice steady, interrupting Gao Lan's lecture:
"That's it."
Although he couldn't detect his emotional fluctuations, Meng Qi seemed to sense his sadness, that a madman was controlling the whole situation, which was beyond words!
"Since everyone has no objections, let's explore the Nine Heavens together to find treasures and inheritance." Gao Lan spoke cheerfully.
Gu Xiaosang immediately said: "So that these two uncles know that it is the authority of the Emperor of Heaven to control the three lives. The Palace of Three Lives is equivalent to the Emperor's palace on this level. It is the most important and should be the first to search."
"Okay." Han Guang, still wearing a mask, said thoughtfully, as if he was reminded by Gu Xiaosang that he knew the importance of Sansheng Palace.
Listening to them discussing about exploring the heaven, Meng Qi seemed to be in a dream. Just a moment ago, he was worried, worried about life and death, sweating profusely, but now he was talking and laughing, and the atmosphere was harmonious...
He knew that all of this relied on Gao Lan's "crazy side" being awakened by himself and Gu Xiaosang with the help of "Purple Lightning Message" and "Mirror of This Life". He also knew that with Han Guang's wisdom, he would never be reconciled to this and would try every means to make Gao Lan Back to "normal"!
I only know that mentioning Mr. Lu Da will make Brother Funny mutate, and I don’t know what other taboos there are. Han Guang can try one by one to transmit the sound into the secret. As time goes by, the danger will become greater and greater, so he must Get away as soon as possible!
The improvement of the situation did not make Meng Qi careless and take chances!
He suddenly said: "Brother, after exploring the Sansheng Palace, I plan to leave and hold a banquet outside to wait for your triumphant return."
"Why? Could it be that you can't trust me?" Gao Lan frowned.
Meng Qi had already thought of an excuse: "Heaven is full of dangers, and there may be pursuers behind me. I am not strong enough. Staying here will only drag you down. It is better to leave early and help you clean up your dust. Anyway, I am here just to help." She went to Sansheng Palace to explore."
Gu Xiaosang smiled and nodded, indicating that what Meng Qi said was true. She was so smart. As soon as she heard what Meng Qi said, she knew his scruples. She and she could "awaken" Gao Lan, and so could Han Guang!
And next time, there will be no chance to leave a message and use the mirror!
When the time comes, the Dharma King will be unable to survive on his own, and the two of them will narrowly escape death!
While talking, Meng Qi and Gu Xiaosang felt Han Guang's smiling eyes, but they were both horrified from the bottom of their hearts. The magician had a strong murderous intention!
Gao Lan thought for a while, taking into account the danger in Heaven, Cui Qinghe and others behind him, and the possible reinforcements from the Jin Dynasty, he sighed: "Yes, third brother, you are definitely a fledgling person."
Han Guang has been communicating with him secretly, mentioning grand plans and other things.
Seeing Gao Lan agree, Meng Qi breathed a sigh of relief, and then he was in the mood to look at the entire Sansheng Palace.
Because of the messages left along the way, he and Gu Xiaosang arrived at the Sansheng Palace. When they saw the mirror of this life, they noticed the arrival of the Dharma King. They understood that Han Guang and the "strange Dharmakaya" were coming, and a dead horse was treated as a living horse first. There was time to observe the situation carefully.
What we can see at this time is that the "Past Hall" and "Afterlife Hall" on both sides of the Sansheng Hall are almost completely destroyed, with only a few broken walls of the "Present Life Hall" remaining. Even the actual white clouds below have been dispersed, and now The fairyland that cannot be seen from the bottom is so dense and terrifying that it is tempting to jump.
The "Hall of Immortality" was split in half by Gao Lan, which spread to the back hall, and all forbidden laws were destroyed.
The hall is covered with fallen dust, the floor is paved with gold bricks, and no moss or weeds grow. There is a "mirror of this life" next to the place where you enter the back hall, and you can see every bit of this life.
Suddenly, Gao Lan sent a message to Meng Qi: "Third brother, your little daughter-in-law is unpredictable, clever, far-sighted, and full of tricks. I'm afraid you won't be able to surrender..."
He looked deeply worried.
"Brother, I will pay attention..." Meng Qi rarely bothered him about this matter, so he answered slightly awkwardly.
Gao Lan transmitted the message again, his tone becoming proud: "Han Guang will definitely suffer the loss of being mute this time."
"Ah..." Meng Qi looked at him in shock.
"Do you think I'm stupid, brother? I can't tell the difference between a cliche and the truth. I'm just pretending to be crazy and pretending to be real, which makes Han Guang unable to take action. He is the leader of the Mietian Clan, and behind your little wife is the leader of the Luo Sect. There are many families in the family. Cooperation, do you think they will suddenly change their attitude and join hands again if they are getting closer? How about some drastic measures? Now that everything is calm, everyone can get what they need," Gao Lan said proudly.
He looked like I'm just so witty.
Brother, you are actually crazy, you are not pretending... Meng Qi silently cursed, but the crazy brother can live to this day, so he is really not stupid!
"Hey, part of the Jade Book of the Heavenly Emperor taught by Han Guang was very helpful for me to awaken the Human Emperor Sword. His strength, realm and potential are enough. He can be my second brother and your second brother, barely." Gao Lan His eyes were bright, and he seemed to want to commit to the sworn vows. He thought it was fun!
Meng Qi was speechless and asked Gao Lan to help cover up the transmission, and then told Gu Xiaosang: "Don't mention Mr. Lu Da later, uh, don't mention Taoist Chonghe either."
In the battle of the vast sea, Senior Chonghe used one Qi to transform the Three Pure Ones, which shocked the world. Brother Doubi will probably pay more attention to it!
Gu Xiaosang chuckled and replied: "I remember it, but I didn't expect that the Mad King is really crazy and deserves his reputation."
"Aren't you also schizophrenic yourself, and you still have Yulong Zi?" Meng Qi said casually.
Gu Xiaosang's eyes flashed, and he looked at him with a half-smile but not a smile: "If one day, my husband sees Yulong Zi again, please kill her."
kindness? Meng Qi looked at her in confusion.