Chapter 38 This is comedy
"What are you doing?"
"This is probably the peak of life for ordinary young reporters." Wan Yi did not answer, but sighed to himself.
"Hello."
"Are you the most popular 'big star' these days, Mr. Serial Murderer?" Wan Yi asked, taking out a photo of the crime scene.
"Oh, that was indeed what I did." The other party admitted frankly after seeing the scene in the photo.
"That's great. Everyone wants to find you. What are you doing here?"
"Why should I tell you?"
"I have no ill intentions towards you. If I had, you probably wouldn't be standing talking to me." Wan Yi said.
The man was a little unhappy with Wan Yi's tone, but he had rarely seen anyone who could fight with him. Even if he wanted to attack now, he might not be the opponent of the reporter in front of him.
"I don't have time to argue with you. My next prey is likely to be hidden in the house where you were just now," the man said.
After thinking about it in his mind, Wan Yi blurted out: "I see, are you hunting those monsters?"
"Huh?" The man looked at him in surprise.
"Indiscriminate crimes were committed. The skin and flesh of the deceased's body were peeled off to reveal the inner parts. Do you want to prove that they are not humans but monsters? But those things will not easily leave traces of exposure." Wan Yidao.
"How did you know……"
Because he also dismembered an "innocent" girl not long ago.
Seeing that Wan Yi didn't answer, the man said: "My purpose has been stated, can you please stop bothering me?"
"Those police officers are all bugs, are they your target?"
"Police are bugs too?" The other party seemed a little surprised.
His surprise surprised Wan Yi.
Didn't even know the police had bugs. It seems that although this person has committed many cases and has his own special characteristics, his understanding of some information may not be as good as his own. At the same time, the other party's target was not the police initially.
"There are many, all on top of human heads." Wan Yi said.
"Okay, it's not that surprising. That way it will be easier. I will just go in." He said while holding the short knife in his hand with murderous intent.
"You don't seem to be able to distinguish monsters from people very clearly. Although most of them are bugs, there are still a few people." Wan Yi reminded.
"You seem to have made a mistake."
Wan Yi looked at him, he turned his head, stared into those eyes and said: "I can't tell the difference between humans and monsters at all from the beginning."
There was silence between the two.
Wan Yi said slowly: "In other words, there may indeed be innocent people among your victims, right?"
The man stopped looking at Wan Yi and repeated: "I can't tell the difference."
Wan Yi took another photo of the man: "That doesn't matter, can I watch how you commit the crime?"
The man frowned and turned back: "Is there anything wrong with your mind?"
"If you think there's nothing wrong with you, then I think there's nothing wrong with me either." Wan Yi shrugged.
The man looked at Wan Yi for a while, then turned around and muttered: "Mental illness."
Then without paying any attention to anything, he put the short knife in his pocket and headed towards the house.
…
At this time, the police were still doing the final touches inside the house.
Wan Yi touched the window of the living room, and then went to the back door of the kitchen and touched it.
"Hey! Damn reporter! How many times have I told you! Don't touch and move around!"
"Isn't the case already confirmed?" Wan Yi said without looking back, as if he was a deadbeat.
"Even so, you don't have the right to tamper with other people's homes! The matter is over! Get out!" A police officer who seemed to have a high official position had a voice as loud as his position.
Wan Yi spread his hands: "Okay, okay, then I'm leaving."
He waved his hands and walked towards the door.
"Wait!" Suddenly, the police officer called Wan Yi again.
"What?" Wan Yi turned around impatiently.
"Where's your camera?"
"Oh, yeah, I think I left my camera in the toilet when I went to the toilet just now. I'll go get it back. Thanks for reminding me." Wan Yi said and was about to go to the toilet, but was stopped by the police officer in front of him.
"No need." He stopped a police officer next to him and said, "Go to the toilet and get his camera."
"No need, I'm sorry to interrupt your work." Wan Yi said reluctantly.
"No way, it's just a little effort." The other party smiled sinisterly.
Soon, the police officer came back: "There are no cameras in the toilet."
"Maybe it was accidentally thrown somewhere." Wan Yi laughed.
"It's not good to lose such a valuable thing. Let us help you find it before leaving." The police officer said.
After the corner of Wan Yi's mouth twitched, his originally smiling face suddenly turned cold: "You're shameless, right?"
There was silence.
Wan Yi turned around and walked slowly towards the door.
The police officer gradually calmed down his expression and said in a suppressed voice: "If you dare to step out of this room, Mr. Reporter, you will no longer have a place in society."
"Who said I was going out?" Wan Yi said calmly.
The police officer and several gathered police officers watched Wan Yi come to the door, turned his back to the door, pressed the door handle, and slowly opened the door.
"let me see……"
The man with black and white hair poked his head out from the crack in the door. When he saw the police officer in front of him, a crazy smile appeared on his lips.
The door was fully opened, and the police officers saw another reporter who looked exactly the same behind the black-haired man, focusing on them with a camera.
Click.
"A suicide led to the death of a large number of police detectives... This headline is probably untouchable." Wan Yi, standing in the room, smiled evilly.
The man with black and white hair rushed out suddenly, very fast.
The police officer nearby had his throat slit with a dagger before he could draw his gun.
"You are the serial killer!" a police officer shouted after recognizing the man.
"I learned one thing in the process of killing bugs like you." The man said in a deep voice with a sinister smile, "Although the skin bag is a very convenient thing, your power is tied up in the skin bag. It will also be greatly discounted.”
This sentence completely exploded the atmosphere in the room. The flesh and blood of many police officers began to twist, and their bodies began to be stretched and some deformed edges and corners appeared.
A foul smell began to fill the room.
Rustling——
The chirping of insects continued.
Upon seeing this, the man took out his gun and shot at the insects that were beginning to shed their skins in the distance, killing them before they could escape their skins.
At the same time, the short sword slashed at the nearby crowd without mercy.
Blood splattered and severed limbs fell.
Some bugs were afraid and immediately prepared to escape first.
But just when they were about to grab the window and escape, the seemingly thin layer of glass could not be broken open no matter how hard they hit it, and the back door of the house remained motionless as if it had been nailed shut.
"What's wrong! The door is locked!"
"Is this window tempered glass? What a joke!"
"No! It's that reporter! He must have done something!"
Suddenly the bug woke up and remembered that Wan Yi had walked around the house before, touching everywhere with unclean hands and feet.
But now it's too late to react.
"Fight!"
Each figure became distorted, and the insect's limbs penetrated the human skin and stretched out.
The few ordinary people left in the audience were dumbfounded. They huddled together in a corner of the living room, watching as their colleagues who were chatting and laughing with each other suddenly turned into ferocious insects.
Fortunately, the bugs have no intention of paying attention to these ordinary people now, and they all move towards the man who is killing them in the corridor outside.
One Wan Yi was taking pictures, and the other Wan Yi was leaning against the wall watching the show. Both of them were enjoying themselves.
If this scene were to be judged, Wan Yi was happy to play a cheerful tune for it and classify the scene as an "absurd comedy."