Chapter 50 Seven Weapons
"If, I mean if..."
Iron gall has its own side: "What would happen if someone said, 'It's safe' before dawn?"
He saw that everyone was praising the 'Ghost Movie Survival Rules' for being very reliable, so he joined in the fun. Unexpectedly, he jumped on the bandwagon and said the most inappropriate thing.
I regret so much that I would not have joined in the fun if I had known better.
"Nothing will happen. It's just like a soldier on the battlefield who said, 'After this battle, I will go back to my hometown and get married.' It's amazing how he was buried with great splendor and became a good man again after eighteen years."
Liao Wenjie comforted her with kind words: "Don't panic. Just saying this to you, there will definitely be someone around you to bury you with. You won't be lonely on the road to hell."
After the words fell, Tie Dan instantly became disgusted with people and dogs, and there were only a few people within a three-meter radius.
…
The longest time is waiting.
Everyone in the security room sat in a circle around Lily. From time to time, they looked up at the clock on the wall, trembling with fear as the seconds seemed like years. Every moment was a torment.
The closer it gets to twelve o'clock, the more solemn the atmosphere becomes.
Seeing that people were distracted and unstable, Leon feared that Captain Lu and others would get confused and be easily possessed by Mr. Li's ghost, so he hurriedly turned on the stereo and let them dance to relieve stress.
The seven security guards formed two teams on their own, hugging each other and dancing. Tie Dan was the worst, because no one wanted to team up with him, so he could only hold a chair and pretend that he had a dance partner.
"Leon, is this okay?"
Liao Wenjie leaned against the wall and asked Leon who was squatting next to him: "I always feel that it is not secure enough and there is something missing. If one of them is possessed by Mr. Li, how can we force him out?"
"Ajie, there are no absolutes. No matter how good the plan is, it can't change as fast as it does. You want to nip all possibilities in the cradle. It's a good idea, but it's not realistic at all."
Leon looked indifferent: "As for them being possessed by ghosts, it's simple. The ax in your hand is not a decoration. No matter who is possessed, if everyone gathers around and beats them up, even a ghost can't stand it."
People can’t stand it either!
Shocked by the simple and crude ghost-catching plan, Liao Wenjie complained in his heart and said bluntly: "If you are possessed by a ghost, I promise to be ruthless and remove your crime tools with the first move."
"Xiudou, I have magical body protection skills, can you hurt me?"
Leon sneered: "Not to mention that ordinary ghosts possessing my body is asking for death. If it succeeds, then don't resist. Just lie down and wait for death. At least it will be more comfortable."
"As expected, you are the most dangerous person here."
Liao Wenjie's eyes wandered, he looked around and found an iron chain under the table.
Don't ask why there are iron chains in the security room. This is common sense in life. Iron chains, folding stools, bricks, water pipes, beer bottles, etc. are called seven weapons. Bicycle chains can also be used instead.
It is a must-have for home travel and street fights.
Captain Lu and others maintain public order in the community. It is normal to have two iron chains in the office. There are also two bricks over there to pad the corners of the table!
"What are you doing...Why are you wrapping me with chains...Hey, am I talking to you?"
"Nothing, just liven up the atmosphere."
"You can pester yourself!"
Boom! !
Just as the two of them were making noise, the twelve o'clock clock rang on time.
Suddenly, needles could be heard in the security room. Captain Lu and others were still in place, mentally troubled, and felt a cold air from the soles of their feet to the sky. Goosebumps aroused all over their bodies, and they shivered while hugging their dance partners.
"What are you afraid of? Just take care of the girl and dance."
Leon broke free from the iron chains on his body, slapped the silent Captain Lu awake, and said loudly: "Remember what I said before, no matter what you see next, you will treat it as an illusion. As long as you are strong-willed, nothing can happen to ghosts." I can’t help you.”
"I, I know, I...go to the toilet."
Looking at Leon's half-face, which was completely cut off from the nose up, Captain Lu stammered, nodded, turned and walked towards the bathroom.
"Captain Lu, what is the first rule of survival in ghost movies?" Liao Wenjie raised his hand and put his hand on Captain Lu's shoulder, pulling him back to his original position.
"No, no matter what happens, you can't leave the team, everyone must stay together."
Captain Lu had a bitter look on his face and was a little shy: "I don't want to either. If it's a small one, I can just stand in the corner, but I'm a big one!"
"Huh, what did you do before twelve o'clock?"
Liao Wenjie curled his lips and took out a spittoon from under his desk: "Everything is ready for you. It will be resolved on the spot. You are not allowed to go anywhere."
"No, Ajie, there are so many people...how embarrassing!"
"Stop talking nonsense, is your face or your life more important?"
Liao Wenjie stuffed the spittoon into Captain Lu's arms: "Quick decision, today's situation is special, no one will laugh at you."
Unless you can't help it.
Thirty seconds later, a group of people sat cross-legged around Lily. Captain Lu had an embarrassed face and a spittoon sitting under his butt, which was obviously higher than the others.
puff! Phew
"Holy shit, it stinks!"
"Captain Lu, you ate shit for lunch!"
"Shut up, you street guys. If you don't like the smell, close your eyes and imagine yourself eating durian again."
Captain Lu blushed with embarrassment, and there was a vague sense of pleasure that went against common sense, which was taboo and exciting.
"How is that possible? Durian doesn't fart."
"Then just imagine that Tiedan is farting while eating durian!"
"..."
Because of the smelly atmosphere, everyone complained again and again, but under the circumstances, the fearful mood faded by three points.
At this moment, the soft dance music suddenly became extremely eerie. Even after unplugging the power, it was still playing in a loop and could not be turned off no matter how hard it was turned off.
Lily reacted in time, and the calyx slowly rotated faster and faster.
"Leon, what's going on?"
Liao Wenjie watched for a long time and couldn't help but wipe Lily's sweat. If he continued to turn around, it would be time to take off.
"Lily told me that Mr. Li's ghost is nearby, but don't be afraid. You just did a good job and he couldn't find a target."
Leon first muttered to himself in front of the lily, and then clapped his hands and affirmed: "Captain Lu, you continue, you have taken care of the ghost outside. You deserve the most credit tonight."
"No, this can also drive away ghosts..."
Captain Lu muttered, squatted on the spittoon and began to exert force. He was so suppressed that his face was red and his neck was thick, but even though he farted, there was no movement.
"No, I can't feel it anymore."
Captain Lu had no choice but to give up and said to the man next to him: "Tiedan, it's your turn. Normally, when I ask you to patrol, you run to the toilet. If you don't fill the spittoon today, let's see how I deal with you."
"Captain, don't be joking. This kind of thing is just like love. Let nature take its course. You can't force it..."
Tie Dan shook his head repeatedly. When he saw Captain Lu's expression was unkind, he hurriedly got up and rummaged around in his desk and took out a thick stack of Liu Xuande: "I don't know how to divert attention, but I can still concentrate on forgetting fear."
With that said, Tie Dan sent Liu Xuande around, and he still had three books to spare.
"Tsk, tsk, the world is really in decline."
Leon held Liu Xuande in his arms and watched with gusto while criticizing the society.
"It's really unsightly."
Liao Wenjie expressed his agreement without raising his head.
"I mean catching ghosts, using this method to improve morale, the world is really in decline, where do you want to go?"
"I'm talking about catching ghosts. This scene is unsightly. Where did you think you were going?"
"..."
Everyone was focused on reading the sage's book. Lily's rapid rotation gradually slowed down, and finally the calyx pointed toward the top of the building, drifting downward a little bit.
"???"
Liao Wenjie looked at the lily pointed at him in astonishment. He had the [Pure Heaven and Earth Divine Curse] nearby and could not be possessed by a ghost.
Then there are only two possibilities, either Lily fainted, or...
Liao Wenjie and Leon looked at each other, then turned to look at the closed door of the security room. Cold air poured in through the cracks in the door, and the evil ghost was outside the door.