Chapter 89: One night and a hundred days of grace between husband and wife
The female voice is ethereal and long, with no trace to be found. It is so shocking that it wants to pull the soul out of the body.
No need to think about it, Qiu Sheng's mistress was impatient and came to her door.
Liao Wenjie showed admiration on his face. This female ghost was so brave. She actually dared to go to Uncle Jiu's house to seduce a man. She was just one step on the road to death.
"Xiaoyu, I'm here."
Qiu Sheng looked obsessed, and was locked in place by Liao Wenjie, unable to move.
"Hey hey hey, I'm here too..."
Another obscene voice sounded, it was Wen Cai. He put down his bowls and chopsticks, and staggered out of the dining hall with a squinted look on his face.
Snapped!
Uncle Jiu stepped forward and slapped Wencai hard on the face, sending him spinning in circles.
"Bastard, who told you to stand up? Sit back and eat."
Uncle Jiu was blowing his beard and staring, and a female ghost was playing tricks on his two apprentices, almost going crazy.
Liao Wenjie didn't say anything. The female ghost's voice was soft and charming, like a vixen, and she was very seductive. If he hadn't achieved a little success in his telepathy, he would have been obsessed with her.
"Those who don't know life or death dare to run wild in front of my door, and your soul will be driven to pieces today."
Uncle Jiu picked up the wooden sword on the table, and in a rage, he was ready to rush out of Yizhuang and kill the female ghost.
"Don't get excited, you will lose if you go out."
Liao Wenjie shook his head: "Uncle Jiu, caring leads to chaos. Calm down and think carefully. How can a mere female ghost dare to stroke your tiger beard? To put it bluntly, she is seducing Qiu Sheng on the surface, but she is actually seducing you."
Uncle Jiu: "..."
The truth is this, but when the words come out of Liao Wenjie's mouth, they sound weird no matter how hard they sound.
Liao Wenjie punched Qiu Sheng in the waist, stimulating the pain nerves physically and knocking Qiu Sheng awake.
Therefore, it is not scary to be obsessed with ghosts. What is scary is that no one is around to wake them up.
"Uncle Jiu, let's continue eating and let the female ghost continue shouting. She will act like an opera singer. If she can, she will scream all night long. Let's see who can't stand it first."
Uncle Jiu: "..."
The ghost's voice arouses people's hearts. It's hard to say whether the female ghost can stand it. Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai certainly can't stand it.
"Master, Xiaoyu..."
Qiu Sheng woke up from a dream and wanted to ask something, but Uncle Jiu stared at him so that he dared not speak. He had to look at Liao Wenjie aggrievedly: "Brother Jie, is Xiaoyu really a ghost?"
"Why, you can't bear to part with the delicious fragrance of Wenwen Township?"
Yes, couldn’t we have discovered it two days later?
Qiu Sheng thought in his heart and said: "No, I just feel that I know people but not their hearts. A good girl turned out to be a ghost... I thought I met the love of my life. It's so sad."
It's weird to believe you. Please control your expression when you lie.
Liao Wenjie curled his lips, Qiu Sheng's face said that he was still interested, so don't pretend to be an innocent boy.
"Brother ShengI'll wait for you outside the door"
"Why don't you come out"
The ghostly sound was vague and indistinct. Qiu Sheng just opened his mouth and immediately cooled down when he saw Liao Wenjie's raised fist.
Keep your head down while eating and act like a gentleman.
There are Uncle Jiu and Liao Wenjie sitting in the dining hall. Qiu Sheng, a literary talent, is in pain. His desire for survival is greater than lust, and he will not be obsessed with ghosts, but it is different for others.
Led by Mr. Ren and Ah Wei, a group of security team members walked towards the gate of Yizhuang with sultry expressions. It was obvious from their lewd expressions that they were already thinking about the pleasure of being a romantic.
Wencai and Qiu Sheng covered their mouths and snickered, while Awei and the others just let it go and refused to accept their old age despite their age.
"snort!"
Uncle Jiu snorted coldly, which made everyone in the courtyard tremble. They woke up from their lustful dreams, rolled and crawled into the dining hall, and politely closed the door.
"Uncle Jiu, there is a ghost outside, what should I do?" Seeing Uncle Jiu, Ren Fa seemed to have found his backbone.
"Cousin, the ghost is here to find Qiu Sheng. It will be safe if you throw him out."
Ah Wei blurted out, thinking that Qiu Sheng was Uncle Jiu's apprentice, he immediately smiled flatteringly: "Uncle Jiu, I just said it casually, don't take it too seriously."
"What Master Wei said makes sense. The female ghost Sichun wants to find a man. If she throws a strong man out, she will definitely be able to get rid of her."
Liao Wenjie nodded and slapped Awei on the shoulder: "Master Wei, you are the strongest here. It seems that Yanfu belongs to you."
"Oh, you bad boy, I knew you had no good intentions."
"Master Wei, the female ghost is very beautiful, even more beautiful than Miss Ren!"
"Ah this..."
The sweet voice in his ears was so charming, Ah Wei could completely imagine the beauty of the female ghost, and for a moment he was a little excited to try it.
Uncle Jiu shook his head repeatedly. Whether it was Ren Fa or Ah Wei, including the ten members of the security team, they were all ordinary people and their willpower was not strong enough. He could wake them up with a drink first, but he could not keep their minds clear overnight.
"WeigeWeigeCome quickly"
Suddenly, the female ghost's calling changed her name. At least to Awei's ears, it was his name.
"Master Wei, you can go boldly. In five minutes, I will ask others to change the guard for you."
It’s only been five minutes, who are you scolding?
Ah Wei gritted his teeth and pushed open the canteen door impassionedly: "Okay, today I will give up my life to feed ghosts and sacrifice myself to help everyone. You guys wait here. I will change my shift in ten minutes."
Uncle Jiu: "..."
Who are these people!
"Uncle Jiu, just watch here while I go and deal with that female ghost. It's howling in the middle of the night. The neighbors will have to work in the fields tomorrow!"
"Be careful, don't leave Yizhuang too far."
"Don't worry, it's just a female ghost. Am I afraid of her?"
Liao Wenjie sneered, lifted up the black cloth on the basket beside the table, first put on the copper coin armor, and carried eight money swords on his back, then stuffed a stack of yellow talismans in his arms, hung a Bagua mirror on his chest, and walked away The wooden sword in Uncle Jiu's hand.
Uncle Jiu felt his molar hurt when he saw it, and said speechlessly: "Ajie, hurry up, Master Wei is about to leave the gate of Yizhuang."
"It doesn't matter, I'll lay an ambush first and give her a taste of the sweetness."
Liao Wenjie tied a copper coin chain as a belt, tied the red string into a tight knot around his waist, and handed it to Uncle Jiu: "If the rope moves, pull me back hard. If the rope breaks, go out and rescue me quickly." I."
Uncle Jiu: "..."
There is a saying that female ghosts do not die unjustly.
…
The gate of Yizhuang.
Awei opened the fishing net array and laughed while lifting the door bolt. Just when he opened the door, an iron sand palm fell from the sky and stuck him to the wall with a crack.
Liao Wenjie put down the fishing net array, lowered his head and rummaged through Awei's body. He had a mahogany sword in one hand and a box cannon in the other. The door was ajar and he waved to Uncle Jiu before stepping out of Yizhuang.
There was nothing, it was deserted, not even the seductive sound of the female ghost.
If you are so cowardly and want to act like a ghost, bah, it’s embarrassing!
Liao Wenjie recited the mantra silently, raised his hand and nodded his eyebrows, with a flash of blue light in his eyes, and walked towards the coldest direction.
"Help! Someone's coming, it's an indecency————"
(一`一)
What age are you in, and you still use such old-fashioned methods...
Oh, in this day and age, this routine is not old, so that’s okay.
Liao Wenjie walked slowly and slowly in search of the sound, cautiously and cautiously, tapping the ground with his wooden sword to clear the way. There was a distance of fifty meters and a turn, and he walked for five minutes in a daze.
If it had been Ah Wei, by the time Liao Wenjie arrived, his pants would have been pulled up.
Turning a corner, a woman in pink clothes came into view. Her beauty was very conspicuous. She was hugged from behind by a strong man. The two of them struggled for five minutes.
This is no longer a question of routine, but IQ.
"Help, he is..."
Seeing Liao Wenjie, who was fully clothed, the woman's eyes twitched a few times, and then she shouted: "Save me quickly, he is molesting a decent woman."
I don't believe he dared to molest him so late at night!
Liao Wenjie stood five meters away with the mentality of watching a good show, leaving enough space for the two of them to perform and wait for the follow-up development.
"Why are you still standing there, help people!"
"This is what you said..."
Liao Wenjie stepped forward quickly and slapped the strong man away. Before the woman could throw herself into his arms, he stabbed out with his sword.
The sword edge sank into the woman's chest and stabbed out from her back, leaving her stunned on the spot.
"Don't look at me like that. With your poor acting skills, don't you really think someone will be fooled?"
Liao Wenjie grinned, holding the box cannon in his hand, stretched it out from his armpit, and shot the strong man who sneaked up on him from behind.
Boom! !
He missed, but the kitchen knife in the strong man's hand hit Liao Wenjie's head firmly.
"..."x3
The air suddenly fell silent, and the woman and the strong man were shocked that Liao Wenjie was armed to the teeth, even adding a layer of defense to his scalp.
Liao Wenjie is...
"What a crappy gun, it's not accurate at all."
With a cold face, he kicked the strong man down. At the same time, he threw away the pistol, drew the money sword from behind, and slashed straight at the female ghost in front of him.
Hiss!
Like a piece of brocade being torn into pieces, the woman tore apart without saying a word. After revealing her true form, she turned out to be a paper figurine dressed in pink.
This was a bit beyond Liao Wenjie's expectation. He used Taoist magic to open his yin and yang eyes, and it was clear that what he saw was a female ghost, but it turned out to be a paper man.
Bang!
The strong man attacked from behind. Liao Wenjie knocked him down with his sword, then picked up the box cannon and shot the man in the head.
This time it hit.
It's still a paper figure, but it's changed into a man's figure in black clothes, with a hat on top of his head.
"Something weird..."
Liao Wenjie didn't know why, so he pulled the red rope behind him, not forgetting to take Qiu Sheng's mistress with him before leaving.
One night and a hundred days of kindness between husband and wife, how desolate the corpse street is, it is better to take it back and let Qiu Sheng be buried...