Chapter 168: Really well-maintained
The first time he persuaded Tian Can, the effect was not very satisfactory, and Liao Wenjie was not disappointed. This time, he felt sympathy and could not bear to trick Tian Can into becoming lame.
Not next time.
Tiancan couldn't do it, and there was Yun Luo who could conquer it. Liao Wenjie decided to take a roundabout way and chat with Yun Luo for an hour.
He turned on the TV, specifically selected a children's channel, then opened the door and walked into the bedroom.
Outside the house, Tian Can was watching TV and laughing. When he saw Liao Wenjie walking into the bedroom, he didn't think much about it.
His good brother is not a womanizer, Yun Luo is loyal, there is nothing to worry about!
"Princess, what are you doing?"
As soon as he entered the door, Liao Wenjie saw Yun Luo who was tying the sheets and curtains. He rolled his eyes and said, "If I were you, I would save some energy to avoid bugs crawling around me. Think about it, a bug broken into two pieces , not dead for a moment, squirming on your body while bubbling green water."
"Hiss!"
After hearing this, Yun Luo felt her scalp numb and her whole body felt bad.
Liao Wenjie took two steps forward and untied the sheets: "So, don't ask for trouble, you will only suffer."
"I knew that you and Tiancan were in the same group. It was not because of Tiancan that you were at his mercy." Yun Luo gritted her teeth.
"I don't like hearing this anymore. My eldest brother has a pretty good character, so why do you think he's a bad guy?"
"Seven hundred years ago, he was a master of evil. Seven hundred years later..."
Yun Luo pointed at herself: "He imprisoned me. If I don't agree to marry him, he won't let me go. Is this a good character?"
"This just shows that my eldest brother likes you!"
Liao Wenjie persuaded her kindly: "Think about it, what kind of love can withstand seven hundred years of wind and rain, and still remain true to the heart and remain unchanged?"
Yun Luo was speechless because what Liao Wenjie said was nonsense.
Seeing that Yun Luo's IQ was online, Liao Wenjie suddenly felt troubled. It was not difficult for him to deceive this woman eight times in one night, but it would be difficult for Tian Can to deceive her eight times in one night.
"Princess, what kind of person do you think my eldest brother is?"
"ugly."
The death sentence was immediately pronounced without any room for error.
Liao Wenjie laughed twice and continued: "The princess is surprised by what she said. Judging people by appearance can only see the appearance, but not the heart of a person. Take me as an example, I am born with a good skin..."
"Haha, why didn't you say anything?"
"That's the wrong example. Let's take Wu Dehui as an example. He is born with a good skin, but when he enters a nightclub, his true nature is exposed. This is not advisable."
Liao Wenjie continued: "There is a saying for the princess. If a woman wants to be happy for a lifetime, it is better to find someone who likes herself than to find someone she likes."
"If Tiancan asked you to be a lobbyist and made him give up, I wouldn't like him."
"What, the princess has someone she likes?"
"No."
Yun Luo wanted to say yes, she had a vague crush on Wu Dehui, but when she thought of what she saw in the nightclub that day, she immediately gave up her thoughts.
"Then give my eldest brother a chance!"
Liao Wenjie grinned: "I know what the princess is thinking. I just saw that my elder brother is honest and will not be hard on you, so I delayed the time and waited for someone to rescue me. Unfortunately, I met Mr. Yan last night and we all had a few words. , he didn’t say a word to you, he was chatting with me the whole time, Brother Disabled.”
"What's the meaning?"
"A princess from hundreds of years ago, with only archaeological value, a martial arts master who is unparalleled in the world, a moving humanoid treasure house, let you choose, which one do you choose?"
Liao Wenjie talked about what happened last night and sneered: "So, although Mr. Yan will save you, it's just a matter of convenience. Brother Tiancan is the highest priority."
"..."
Yun Luo shook her head. She was not stupid enough to believe Liao Wenjie's words.
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not scaring you, nor am I threatening you, nor am I trying to point out that you have no choice other than Brother Tiancan."
Liao Wenjie explained his character, and then said: "It has been hundreds of years, even a drop of water should be able to penetrate the stone. I just want you to give Brother Tiancan a chance. Whether it succeeds or not is another matter... If it doesn't work, you will be Good intentions and good deeds.”
Yun Luo felt nothing at all. No matter how you looked at her, she was a victim. If she really wanted to do good deeds, Tiancan should let her go.
"Not to mention, after so many years, you are a worthless princess. Except for your wife, wife, and grandma, you have nothing else. If you can really coax big brother Tiancan into running around, it's not like you have to be windy or rainy. Deyu, you think so?"
"Tiancan has a wise brother like you, it is truly a blessing that he has cultivated over many lifetimes."
Yun Luo mocked and said without mercy: "This is the first time I have seen my eldest brother sent out to be a dog."
"This is also my first time meeting him. The key is that he is happy with being obsessed with women. What can I do?"
After all the good and bad words were said, coercion and inducements were used. Seeing that Yun Luo's attitude did not change, Liao Wenjie frightened her with bugs twice more before walking out of the bedroom.
Outside the door, Tian Can came forward with a big face, tears looming.
"Brother, if you don't watch TV, what are you doing here?"
"advertise."
"Ah, so you heard everything?"
Liao Wenjie said awkwardly: "Actually, I'm not familiar with that old man. We just had a casual chat yesterday."
"My dear brother, there is no need to say more. I believe in you, brother."
Tian Can wiped away his tears: "I heard everything you and Yun Luo said just now. I have to say, my dear brother, you understand me."
Liao Wenjie: "..."
Licking a dog will lead to a bad death!
"Brother Xian, is what you said about the old man last night true or false?"
Tian Can's eyes flashed: "Ask me, among all the strange people he has, is there any way to make Yun Luo willing to marry me? If possible, I will return to the Central Plains immediately."
"Uh, didn't you just say that you are where I am?"
"I want to help my good brother fulfill his dream!"
Liao Wenjie: (_)
Then you are really my good big brother.
…
"This is the situation. I have no problem chasing girls, but there is nothing I can do to help others chase old ladies."
Liao Wenjie complained and blamed: "I thought they both came from seven hundred years ago and would have something in common, but it turned out that Princess Yunluo was too stubborn and had no fearless spirit of sacrifice."
In the villa, when Liao Wenjie saw Yan Zhen, he completely restored the words he had spoken with emotion and reason, with a few deviations, but there was basically no difference.
"Hey, how can you talk like this!"
Xiaoman said angrily: "What is the fearless spirit of sacrifice? It is as if it is natural for a princess to sacrifice herself."
"Um?"
Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows and looked over. Xiaoman immediately hid behind Yan Zhen, grumbling unconvinced.
She was timid, but she still had to whisper.
"How can we say that our princess is also worth a thousand pieces of gold? God can't help her..."
"What's wrong with Tiancan?"
Liao Wenjie said disdainfully: "In terms of identity, status, even in terms of academic value in archeology, none of your princesses can compare to him."
It was not without purpose, he dared to say this, and there was a basis for it.
In terms of output, it would not be an exaggeration to say that the princess’ output is ten per year!
Be diligent and work overtime and stay up late. According to the 007 work system, it is not difficult for the princess's annual output to reach fifty.
A master of Tian Can's level may not be found even in a hundred years. Things are rare and valuable, and they are much more valuable than Yun Luo.
"You two calm down and don't argue about this kind of thing..."
Yan Zhen steadily conveyed the image of a good old man, comforted Xiao Man, and pulled Liao Wenjie aside: "Mr. Liao, I want to show you why you are so stupid, why are you wandering around again? Next time, remember to just call us if you have anything." .”
"Hey, talking on the phone is not as clear as face to face."
Yan Zhen: "..."
This man is not big-minded.
"Don't worry, with Yun Luo by your side, my eldest brother is more honest than anyone else and is harmless to humans and animals..."
Liao Wenjie added silently in his mind, as if he was mentally retarded.
"Mr. Liao, did Tian Can really say that?" Yan Zhen asked cautiously.
"Which sentence?"
"As long as we find a way to arrange for Princess Yunluo to marry Tiancan, he will return to the mainland with us honestly. Are you serious?" When he said this, Yan Zhen's eyes were shining.
"Haha, I told you yesterday, but Mr. Yan ignored me at that time."
"I hope you'll forgive me, it's a bit strange. I thought Mr. Liao was joking at the time."
Yan Zhen shook his head as he spoke. He had just received the information that Tian Can had arrived on Hong Kong Island and held a short meeting. Everyone agreed that Tian Can's target was the Tathagata Palm secret book.
Unexpectedly, this guy's dog-licking symptoms have lasted for more than seven hundred years.
If he had said this earlier, he would have planned to bring Yun Luo back to the mainland, then spread the news, and then set up a dragnet...
No, peace is the most important thing in everything. If you can do it without using force, don't use force. With the card of Yunluo in your hand, you are not afraid of licking the dog's ideas.
"Listen to Mr. Yan, do you have a conspiracy to convince Yun Luo?"
Liao Wenjie raised his brows and shouted to stop before Yan Zhen could speak: "Don't tell me, I'm very pure. I don't want to listen to something too dark, for fear of following my example and becoming a bad person."
He said this, but he knew very well in his heart that he would not tell the truth if he asked Yan Zhen.
For a moment, he couldn't help but guess that on a dark and windy night, Yan Zhen took dozens of masters of special powers and traveled back in time seven hundred years ago. He brought back a marriage certificate and asked Yun Luo to marry her by name. To Tiancan.
Or maybe Yan Zhen has a special function master who is proficient in the art of pinching faces. He took his photo and copied it, and after some manipulation, Tiancan became eight times as handsome as him.
Reliable!
Sometimes, the relationship between a man and a woman can be solved by his appearance. With his eight points of appearance, all problems can be solved.
"Mr. Liao was joking again. Things between men and women should be in harmony with each other. How can outsiders interfere?"
Yan Zhen waved his hand to tell Liao Wenjie not to blame her, and said with a smile: "I can only reason with Princess Yunluo. I hope she understands justice and changes her mind towards Tiancan."
"Understood, if you lure her with benefits and threaten her with threats, Yunluo will definitely give in!"
Liao Wenjie clasped his hands in his fists. He was worthy of being the leader of the special function performance troupe. He had eaten more salt than rice.
Learned again.
Yan Zhen turned around and left, too lazy to say anything more. Liao Wenjie advised Yun Luo to 'teach her with emotion and move her with reason', and he advised Yun Luo to 'lead her with benefits and threaten her with threats'.
I envy Liao Wenjie's face, he takes good care of it.