Chapter 174 Brother, please speak
"The monk's character is not good. I saved his life and didn't even say thank you. Then he blamed me for killing." When mentioning Jingyuan, Leon shook his head. His character was far worse than his.
"Maybe it's a misunderstanding. Master Jingyuan is very loyal..."
Liao Wenjie didn't explain much. Seeing that the entire first floor was empty, he stepped forward and opened Leon's suitcase, which was full of equipment.
Water gun (pistol type) x2, underworld ax x2, magazine (boxed milk) x8...
"Leon, I would like to suggest that you fill the balloon with milk and use it as a grenade."
"That makes sense."
Leon nodded, and then said: "I told you a long time ago that when you subjugate demons, you always carry two bottles of milk with you. If you are willing to hear about it, why are you so embarrassed?"
"Definitely next time."
Liao Wenjie said perfunctorily that he also wanted to use milk to fight ghosts, but he couldn't.
To fight ghosts, you need to use chocolate, and to catch ghosts, you need to use plastic wrap. This will only happen to Leon. If it were anyone else, the ghost would laugh to death.
The two of them ran all the way from the first floor to the seventh floor, then turned back down, drove all the ghosts into the basement, and followed them inside.
Maplewood Building is an apartment building that has been built for many years. The basement has no function of parking vehicles. It is dark and has been used as a warehouse.
The ghosts huddled together in the basement. When they saw the two people walking in, they fled toward the last room with howls and howls, but after a while, the ghosts disappeared and the building was empty.
"Yeah, I just said that milk is the nemesis of ghosts, it can't be wrong."
"Yes, yes, Immortal Lyon has boundless power. The sun rises in the east, but you are the only one who is undefeated."
Liao Wenjie walked into the room at the back of the basement. In his yin and yang eyes, a wall was like a cracked mirror, with cracks flashing fluorescent light, and a hole of about ten centimeters missing in the center.
A steady stream of yin energy gushes out from the cracks, and the coolness penetrates the bone marrow and hits the depths of the soul. An ordinary person standing here would be so cold that his soul would leave his body in less than two minutes.
There was nothing wrong with the basement walls, but the problem was that the barrier between the world and the underworld was broken for some unknown reason.
Liao Wenjie narrowed his eyes slightly, and his first thought was that a ghost king from the underworld had escaped to the human world.
"That's weird. Why is there an extra passage here, and why is it so blatant?"
Leon muttered and stepped forward, raised his hand to measure the width of the crack, and even put one hand into the underworld and shook it.
Audacious, that's the kind of person he is.
"How's it going? Did you see anything?"
Liao Wenjie was not that bold, he was used to being cautious, so he couldn't do such a thing anyway.
"There's a problem, and it's a big problem."
Leon frowned and pushed up his sunglasses after a while: "This passage is not formal, let alone legal. It is far less concealed than the toilet, and it is not like the way the people below do things."
Liao Wenjie: (一`一)
You have to say that this sentence doesn't make sense. The subtext is quite deep and can reveal a lot of exciting information. But if you want to say that this sentence is sobering, if you think about it carefully, everyone knows the truth, but it is just nonsense.
"Leon, you are professional at catching ghosts. Is it possible that a fierce ghost from the underworld dug a tunnel to escape from prison and smuggled back to the human world from here?"
"How do I know this? I don't have a list of the Eighteen Hells in my hand... Hetui!"
Leon spat into the hole, and then fired two shots with the water gun to confirm that all the ghosts on the other side were gone. Then he squatted down and rummaged through the suitcase.
Cement, sand, milk, spatula…
"what are you doing?"
"If there's a hole, fill it in, that's how a man should be, otherwise what else could he do?"
Leon took off his coat, put a cigarette in his mouth, and mixed the cement and sand together with milk.
Liao Wenjie raised his hands to cover his face: "Leon, this wall... forget it, you can do it as long as you say."
"Ajie, I know what you want to say. The key is milk. Believe me, I can always build a wall." Leon exhaled a puff of smoke, skillfully picked up the cement with a spatula, and filled the largest crack.
In Liao Wenjie's yin and yang eyes, the crack that was plastered with cement... really didn't shine anymore.
"Gan!"
"What's the matter, Applejack?"
"Nothing, I'll help you."
Liao Wenjie took out the putty knife and picked up the cement to fill the smaller cracks. As he worked, he muttered whether this was good and bad, and if so, how much credit it was.
After five minutes, all the cracks were filled in, leaving only the big hole in the middle.
During this period, a ghost from the underworld poked his head in, but Liao Wenjie hit his face with a squirt gun and shrank back in agony.
Leon picked up a large piece of cement and tried several times but couldn't plug the hole. He couldn't help but shook his head: "This is a big trouble. I don't have any handy tools. Otherwise, I can use milk and mud to bake two bricks. It will be no problem." .”
Damn, you are really building a wall here!
Liao Wenjie was complaining in his heart. He said one thing or another. It is not his fault that the senior master is too fragile. He is also a little bit overwhelmed now.
While complaining in his mind, he took out two money swords: "Look, can you make a stand for them?"
"Let me try."
Leon took the money sword and tried it. It was no problem to hold it crosswise on the left and right at the entrance of the hole.
"It works. This will fill the hole and prevent future troubles." Leon nodded with satisfaction, started to apply cement and started drying.
At this moment, a big hand stretched out from the opposite side and took away the two money swords.
"That's unreasonable. You're such a shameless thing. You stole something on my head!" Leon was stunned for three seconds. He picked up the water gun and wanted to show the other side a little white.
At this moment, ripples appeared at the entrance of the fluorescent hole, and a giant over two and a half meters tall stepped out.
"I want to see who is so bold as to dare to change the karma of the ghost soul. Don't you know that good will lead to good and evil will lead to evil?"
The giant has a tall and strong body, a cape and armor, and holds a three-pronged steel fork. His words seem to be at war with each other, and his whole body is enveloped by a layer of aura of battle and killing.
The most important thing is that the giant has a bull's head, its eyes are two groups of beating green flames, and its two horns are bent to point to the sky. One of the horns is broken and tied with a red cloth belt.
Liao Wenjie: "..."
The shape is so eye-catching that he can guess who it is without the other person having to tell him his/her name.
The seducer of the underworld, the bull head.
Holding a steel fork and possessing immense strength, he is a yamen officer who patrols the underworld and hunts down fugitives. It is equivalent to a policeman in the yamen. The official is not high, but he is registered as a deity from the underworld with a name and a surname.
When catching ghosts, I encountered a group of ghosts from the underworld escaping from prison, filling a hole and bumping into a bull's head, and two money swords were also taken away...
Liao Wenjie said he could accept it. He had been surprised too many times today and there was nothing that could surprise him anymore.
"Hey, Brother Niutou!?"
Seeing the bull's head, Leon exclaimed in surprise, pulled down his sunglasses and pointed at his face: "It's me, Leon, the ghost-catching expert. We've only been doing business together for many years. I didn't expect to meet again here."
"Ah, it's...it's you."
Lowering his head to see Leon's appearance clearly, Niutou subconsciously took two steps back, and the will-o'-the-wisps in his eyes shrank in an instant.
Liao Wenjie: "..."
If you read it right, this bull-headed guy is a little scared of Leon... Well, Leon the Bull-head is so detestable in the world that everyone hates him, and he has a bad reputation in the underworld.
Liao Wenjie expressed his envy, but he didn't say anything.
Also, if he takes back what he said before, he can still be surprised a few more times.
"Brother Xian, I really didn't expect to meet you here...what the hell, I'm busy with business, let's talk another day."
Niu Tou spoke quickly, and after finishing speaking, he turned around and left.
"Brother Niutou, don't leave in a hurry! We meet again after a long separation. I miss you very much."
Leon dodged to block the entrance of the hole and took two steps back: "Last time, eldest brother told me that milk can restrain ghosts. I tried it and it was true. I don't know if eldest brother has any inside information this time. If it's convenient, I can reveal it. .”
Niutou: "..."
Milk can restrain ghosts, why didn't he know?
Liao Wenjie: "..."
It turns out that this is how milk can restrain ghosts. He believed Leon's lies before and really thought it was the experience gained from catching ghosts for many years.
"Brother, why are you so shy every time you talk?"
Leon took two steps forward again: "You should be tougher when arresting people. If I had your body, I would point my nostrils at people every day, and my voice would be as loud as I want."
Liao Wenjie: "..."
For those of you who are just passing by, there is a saying: when Niu Tou first came, he spoke very loudly and pointed his nostrils at people.
"My dear brother, after so many years of separation, if your magical power continues to advance, not many people in the world can do anything to you, let alone ghosts. Inside information on catching ghosts..."
Niutou shook his head: "It's not that it doesn't happen, but I can't think of it for a moment. After all, your superficial tricks are not worthy of you."
"Indeed, as tall as I am, there are very few people who can match me."
Leon pushed up his sunglasses, nodded in agreement, and then looked at the three-pronged steel fork in Niutou's hand: "Brother Niutou, this weapon..."
"Absolutely not, dear brother, please don't embarrass me. This belongs to the government. I can't decide to give it to you." Niutou put the three steel forks behind him, saying that something important was at hand, and hurried back to resume his life.
"Brother, you are overthinking this. This weapon is a symbol of your status. How dare I ask you for it?"
Leon said: "I just want to ask, there are so many kinds of weapons in the world, why do you tauren all use three-pointed forks? Is it possible that this kind of weapon can restrain ghosts better than other weapons?"
"Yes, yes, my dear brother, you really have a good eye, and you have discovered this."
Niu Tou nodded repeatedly, and then said: "The double bronze hook in Ma Mian's hand is even more powerful. Next time I will introduce him to you, and you will get close to him."
"Thank you, brother."
"No matter how polite you are, we are all brothers."
Niu Tou smiled honestly and took out two money swords from his armor: "The ones I picked up just now, if the materials are good, they must be my dear brother's lost treasures. Put them away quickly and don't lose them next time."
"It's my friend's money sword. Let me introduce it to my eldest brother."
Leon pointed at Liao Wenjie and said, "This is my like-minded friend, his name is Liao Wenjie, and he is a Taoist priest."
"It turns out to be Taoist Liao, please be polite." Niutou turned around decisively and handed over the two money swords.
"I don't dare. It's my great fortune to see the Great God with the Bull Head in front of me."
Liao Wenjie smiled slightly, added two more money handles, four in total, and pushed them back in front of the bull head.
"Daozhang Liao is really interesting. I'm just an errand boy, not a great person."
Niutou nodded and accepted the four money swords. The money was not much, and he received a monthly salary. The key was Liao Wenjie's work style, which showed that most people in the world are normal, and there are very few weirdos like Leon.
"For us mortals, you are already an unreachable god."
"Hahaha...Eh! Eh?"
Niutou was smiling when he suddenly realized something was wrong and said doubtfully: "Daozhang Liao's immortal method is pure. Forgive me for my poor eyesight, but I hope you can give me some advice. I wonder which immortal passed it down in the human world?"
"You're practicing blindly, you're a wild Taoist."
"modesty!"