Chapter 310 Mountains are not mountains, water is not water

Chapter 310 Mountains are not mountains, water is not water

Bang!

With another punch, Liao Wenjie said expressionlessly: "Kid, did you say bad things about me in your heart?"

"No, I don't dare!"

"I'm sorry you don't dare, after all, my head can't bear it."

"Since you know this, why do you still hit me?"

Conan whispered, thinking about wearing a helmet when going out in the future, so that...

No, thinking about the inhuman battle between Liao Wenjie and Kyogoku, wearing a helmet is more like a provocation and will only ask for trouble.

"Don't be stupid. Everyone saw it. It wasn't me who hit you, but your head pressed against my fist."

"Haha, I don't have such a passionate head..."

Just as the two were muttering, Mao Lilan couldn't bear the argument between her parents and exited the high-end game wiping cold sweat from her forehead. Seeing that the person chatting with Conan was Liao Wenjie, she was surprised and said: "Brother Wenjie, why are you here? Didn't you accompany Brother Xiong to the mountains to collect wind?"

Thinking of Suzuki Sonoko's triumphant laughter on the phone, Mao Lilan sighed, hoping that her best friends would be strong when they found out that there were only sisters and brothers-in-law in the mountains.

"This was the original plan, but something happened midway. I will accompany my girlfriend to see the sea today."

"Hey, you have a girlfriend?"

Mao Lilan was surprised, sent a few blessings, and then started gossiping about Liao Wenjie's girlfriend, surrounding him and asking questions.

"Xiaolan, who is this? Did he come with you?"

Seeing her daughter talking and behaving intimately with a handsome stranger, Fei Yingli decisively stopped arguing with Mouri Kogoro and looked at Liao Wenjie up and down.

Full marks can be given for appearance and figure. As far as appearance is concerned, there are no flaws that would deduct points.

This is bad, just like a girlfriend who is too beautiful will attract crazy bees and butterflies, a boyfriend who is too handsome is not a good thing either!

Seeing Concubine Yingli looking like a mother-in-law looking at her son-in-law, Conan panicked and said hurriedly: "No, we just met brother Wenjie by chance, we didn't make an appointment in advance, and brother Wenjie is on vacation with his girlfriend today. .”

"Really? That's a pity. He's obviously a good boy." Knowing that she thought too much, Fei Yingli shook her head and began to feel sorry for her daughter.

Conan: "..."

Damn it, he never got this kind of recognition.

"Mom, you misunderstood. Brother Wenjie is from Hong Kong Island. I only met him because of Yuanzi. We are just ordinary friends, not the kind of relationship you imagined." Mao Lilan waved her hands repeatedly.

"That's why I said it's a pity."

"It's really a pity. If I had met my aunt earlier and got your support earlier, maybe I would have the courage to pursue Xiaolan."

Seeing Conan's face covered with black lines, Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows at him and said to Fei Yingli with a smile: "My name is Liao Wenjie. Auntie can just call me Ajie. By the way, Xiaolan already has a boyfriend, who is her childhood sweetheart. Kudo Shinichi’s playmate, but I don’t think much of them because Kudo Shinichi… is a detective.”

"That makes sense!"

Fei Yingli nodded seriously. For example, Mouri Kogoro next to him was not reliable at all as a detective.

"Brother Wenjie, what are you talking about? Xinyi and I are not boyfriend and girlfriend, so don't talk nonsense." Mao Lilan blushed and waved her hands.

"Hey, brat, do you have any objections to the detective?" Mouri Kogoro said unhappily.

"Detective Maori, you are here too. Sorry, I didn't notice you just now. I only saw a wretched uncle wearing sunglasses peeking at the girl in a swimsuit..."

Liao Wenjie smiled brightly and said maliciously: "With all due respect, Detective Maori couldn't even distinguish the back of his wife. It's a bit embarrassing. Could it be that he drank too much?"

What he said made Maori Kogoro grit his teeth. Fei Yingli's face was expressionless, her lenses reflected, and she didn't know what she was thinking.

Just when Mao Lilan covered her head and secretly said she was finished, Liao Wenjie scanned the audience, understood everyone's psychological changes, and spoke again: "But then again, Detective Mao Li took the sunscreen and looked at it for a long time, and finally chose to strike up a conversation. The partner is my wife, does this mean that there will be repercussions if I never forget her, or is it that time has changed and my standards of love and aesthetics have always remained at the beginning?"

Fei Yingli blushed and her heart beat. She took two steps back and picked up a towel to wipe her sweat.

"Nonsense, strong words, my aesthetic is not that of Obasan..."

Mouri Kogoro also blushed and felt ashamed. He called "Pretty Miss" in his mouth and left quickly without acknowledging his relatives.

"We are already an old couple, but they are still playing the same tricks as first love."

Liao Wenjie sat back on the beach chair, and Mao Lilan secretly gave him a thumbs up, then struck while the iron was hot and gathered around Fei Yingli to talk about the benefits of Mao Li Kogoro.

Although he smokes, drinks, often chats with beautiful girls, and comes to the beach for beauties in swimsuits, he is a good husband.

"Hey, you're so skilled!"

Conan stood next to Liao Wenjie with dead eyes. From the outside, he could see clearly that Mouri Kogoro and Fei Yingli were being fooled around.

"It's just a psychological gap. Mobilizing strong emotional fluctuations and then reversing the situation can achieve twice the result with half the effort."

"That's why I said you are so skilled, you must have deceived many girls."

"It's okay, I can always pick up girls."

Liao Wenjie touched his chin and kindly said to Conan: "If you want to learn, I can teach you. It only takes one month, no, ten days later. I guarantee that Xiaolan will not even forget Kudou Shinichi's last name. From now on, I will only love you and never leave you." I will wait ten years to marry you."

Conan: "..."

"What, you don't believe it?"

When faced with doubts, Liao Wenjie was furious: "Look, I will use Xiaolan as a demonstration now, and study hard. In ten days, you will know how good I am."

"Sorry, I was wrong."

"That's pretty much it. Be more conscious and stick your head out."

Bang!

After one punch, Liao Wenjie felt refreshed, put on his tactical sunglasses, and continued to watch the mountain breeze on the seaside.

Mountains are not mountains, water is not water, and the artistic conception comes out immediately.

"Let me ask, could your girlfriend, who has a very rich family, be deceived like this?"

"No, she took the initiative to pursue me. To add, it's not that her family is rich, it's that she is rich. Unlike the nymphomaniac Yuanzi, she is the helmsman of the family industry." I smelled something vague in the air. With lemon flavor, Liao Wenjie intensifies his efforts and continues to export the joy of being a winner in life.

"I don't believe that such a smart person wouldn't jump into a pit on his own. You must have lied to her first, and then she took the initiative to chase you." Conan curled his lips. It was unmistakable. The pervert old man in front of him was a scumbag.

"There are some ingredients, why do you ask?"

To expose you!

"If you are thinking of snitching, then stop dreaming. We have a very good relationship. Don't call you a brat. Even if the Maori couple formed a group, it would be for nothing." Liao Wenjie glanced at Conan, wondering whether to tell the code name of the winery. .

It seems meaningless to reveal your trump card now. Wait until Conan sinks deeper and regards him as a good partner of justice. Only then can you maximize your happiness by stabbing him with a knife.

"That's not right. You have only been in Neon for more than half a month, and you have a girlfriend so soon...who is she?"

Conan frowned and suddenly thought of the beautiful big sister on the cruise ship. He hoped that God would open his eyes and never let her become a victim.

"You have seen the eldest lady of the afterlife family introduced by Uncle Fukuzawa at the cruise banquet celebrating the 60th anniversary of the founding of the Suzuki Foundation."

Liao Wenjie grinned and held up three fingers: "Not three days, but three times. We only met three times, so I reluctantly agreed to her request and became her boyfriend."

Conan: "..."

Damn it, he really wants to be the apprentice of a scumbag, and he really wants to learn advanced textbooks.

"Ajie, are these your friends?"

Against the backdrop of a scene of men silently crying and women crying, Tears of the Next Life appears with two younger sisters. The three of them have eye-catching figures, and their swimsuits are extremely lethal. Along the way, many men have lost their girlfriends.

Especially in the next life, I don’t know if it’s because of my good figure or because the beauty mark on the corner of my mouth is too charming. When I put on a very serious swimsuit, I immediately become inappropriate.

"That's outrageous. What kind of swimsuit is this? There's so little fabric. The sun is so hot. What should I do if I get sunburned?"

Liao Wenjie grabbed a big bath towel and came forward, wrapping his tears into rice dumplings. The latter smiled slightly and whispered in his ear: "Stingy guy, this swimsuit is very conservative, and... if it really has less fabric, you Can’t you just put on sunscreen for a while?”

That makes sense!

Liao Wenjie looked solemn and admitted that everything the demon said was right. Looking at Shengtong and Afterlife Ai again, he found that they were not reserved at all.

Then the question arises. The reason why he came to the beach in tears in the next life is to put sunscreen on the three sisters. Should he do it right or wrong in this multiple-choice question with a clear correct answer?

After thinking for three seconds, he secretly thought that it was a pity that if he had chosen the straight man template, he would have made a mistake openly.

The next life of tears didn't know Liao Wenjie's entanglement. He hugged the bath towel and snickered secretly, looking towards the Maori mother and daughter.

Just now on the top floor of the hotel, she used a telescope to spy on Liao Wenjie and found two beauties with good figures chatting with him. She immediately led Heng Ha and killed them.

Now I see that they are still acquaintances.

She had met Mao Lilan and Conan on the cruise ship and knew that they were friends of Liao Wenjie. As for Fei Yingli...

"This is Conan, a little pervert. You have seen him before. The mother and daughter over there are..."

"I know that she is a barrister from Feifa Law Firm. She has judicial business dealings with several companies of the Laisheng family. Because they are all women, I have talked with her several times." Laisheng nodded with tears. He took a few steps forward and greeted Fei Yingli.

Afterlife Ai came forward and whispered: "Brother-in-law, you are done. Just now you were wearing sunglasses to peek at the beautiful woman, and the eldest sister saw it."

Liao Wenjie: (_)

I also wanted to trick him into confessing voluntarily even though he was talking about pediatrics. Who am I looking down on!

"What's wrong? Do you have nothing to say?"

"I just don't feel the need to answer. After all, there are no other beauties on this beach except your sister. Where can I peek?"

"What do you mean there are no other beauties? Second sister and I, aren't we?" Afterlife Ai was furious.

"Xiao Ai, I have always regarded you as my biological sister..."

"Stop talking nonsense, my second sister and I need to apply sunscreen. Can you help us?"

"Ah this..."