Chapter 343: There must be style and hierarchy
The black crack opened, and Li Gengding, who was more than two and a half meters tall, wore a shawl and armor, and held a three-pronged steel fork and an ox head, stumbled out.
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I was patrolling the underworld and was suddenly summoned to the human world. Who did this?
Li Gengding looked around and sensed an alarming resentment in front of him. When he lowered his head, he found the cold female corpse holding his head and Liao Wenjie waving.
"Brother Niutou, long time no see, your complexion is still so rosy and shiny."
"Brother Xian, why is it you?"
Li Gengding took in a breath of sinister air, and the dancing ghost fire in his eyes suddenly shrank in size.
The last time Liao Wenjie paid for it, he knew that the other party had an extraordinary inheritance, but just a few days later, after just taking a nap, he actually became so powerful...
No, there is a lot of filth in the world. Even if your inheritance is extraordinary, you should not practice so fast.
Thinking of this, Li Gengding began to doubt Liao Wenjie's true identity. Maybe he was like that lunatic, suspected of being a big boss from the upper world who came to the human world for a vacation.
"In an emergency, calling Brother Niutou over is really helpless. I hope you can forgive me."
Liao Wenjie pointed at the female body and said: "This woman died tragically hundreds of years ago. She escaped yesterday and wanted to find the descendants of her enemies to pay with blood. I saw that although she was full of rage, she had not made a big mistake, so I called Brother Niutou. Take her away, wash away her grievances, and arrange a chance for reincarnation."
"My dear brother, there is no need to be polite. You have a pure nature and your actions are truly a kind act of help. I also admire you very much."
Li Geng said in a low voice, looking down at the female ghost, his eyes dancing with will-o'-the-wisps, and sighed: "I see, no wonder the resentment is so great..."
After Li Gengding explained, Liao Wenjie learned that the female ghost was a good-natured woman who was raped by the county magistrate who coveted her beauty. Later, she was framed and beheaded to death.
Liao Wenjie shook her head when she heard it. It was very miserable, but it was still the same sentence. A hundred years had passed and her enemies were long gone. Letting him go would just be a way of venting his anger and killing people. Adding a few more innocent souls would not only be meaningless, but would also attract sin and leave a stain on ghost life.
As a passer-by, Liao Wenjie would not say nonsense like "When will retribution be repaid?" He was just standing and talking without hurting his back. He was not qualified to say that.
Taking out a handful of copper coins, Liao Wenjie handed it to Li Gengding: "Brother Niutou, this female ghost has a pitiful background. If it is convenient, please arrange to take care of her when she is reincarnated."
"I can't do it, I can't do it..."
This time it’s really impossible!
Li Gengding waved his hands repeatedly. He dared to accept Liao Wenjie's money last time, but he didn't dare to do it again this time. He puffed up his chest and slapped his hands loudly: "I, Lao Li, was a bloody person when I was alive, and I am also a bloody ghost after death. This The woman's life experience is tragic, even if you don't ask, I will help her make arrangements."
Liao Wenjie: (一`一)
Bullying the weak and fearing the strong is so social!
"Brother Niutou, you are a good bastard. I know this very well. But it's the same thing. After all, I spoke first. If you don't accept it, I will feel really sorry."
"Brother, don't say any more. Take the money back quickly. This is a business matter. If it is a business matter, it should be handled openly."
Li Gengding raised his hand to summon a chain, circled the female corpse and pulled her soul out, striding towards the crack in the underworld: "To be honest, performance appraisal is also popular down here. My dear brother gave me a great achievement. I am the one who deserves to say thank you." It’s me.”
Okay, mosquito legs are also meat, so you can save a little!
Li Gengding stepped into the gap and suddenly thought of something. He turned around and said, "Xian brother, where this female ghost was buried, there is an evil ghost that steals the soul and interferes with the order of the underworld. It is not easy for you to practice. If you want to accumulate positive and negative virtues, you can Go check it out.”
"Oh, there is such a thing?"
Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows. He never expected that Niutou was also an NPC who gave out tasks.
"The evil ghost committed evil in the early years and was surrendered. It was sealed for a long time. It was only recently that it broke the seal and escaped..."
…
Winding road.
The sports car parked under the crooked neck tree. Liao Wenjie opened the door and walked out. He smelled the ghost scent in the mountain wind, spread his ghost hands wings behind his back, and flew deep into the dense forest.
The ghost smell in the wind is very light, which is the normal standard for wandering ghosts. Without Li Gengding's reminder, you would not notice any evil ghosts lurking when you pass by.
It's the same now. After a few quick laps, I found nothing unusual.
He retracted his wings and landed on the ground, using his transformation technique to switch to a neutral face, and walked alone on the mountain path.
After going back and forth, I still found nothing.
As expected of an evil ghost who had experienced sealing, he gained wisdom every time he suffered, and acted cautiously. In contrast, the female ghost just now was much more arrogant. She had not yet experienced a severe beating from a monk or Taoist priest, and she was wandering around carrying a person's head in the middle of the night. run.
Just as he was thinking about it, a transparent diaphragm rippled in front of him, and the gloomy ghostly mist spread out. After a while, a hazy gray mist spread in the dense forest.
Liao Wenjie: "..."
Take back what you said before and pretend that he never said it.
"He who comes is stopped!"
In the curtain that opened like waves, a tall evil ghost slowly walked out. His long white hair was fluffy on his shoulders. His face was smeared with colorful oil paint. He was dressed in exaggerated clothes and looked like an opera singer.
Looking at the samurai sword on his back, it's still the drama on the neon side.
"Were you a neon person when you were alive?" Liao Wenjie asked in neon language.
"The same to you?"
Hearing the familiar local accent, the evil ghost suddenly expressed ecstasy: "Great, tell me quickly, what happened in my hometown, there is no news in the deep mountains and old forests, and all the ghosts I met said that the war was lost. What is going on? ?”
"The situation is very complicated. You don't need to know too much. In short..."
Liao Wenjie grinned, holding the Victory Evil Sword in his hand and spreading a circle of scarlet blood: "The cherry blossoms in my hometown are in full bloom, but you can't see them anymore."
"!"
Evil and murderous aura rushed towards his face, and the evil ghost turned around and slipped into the curtain without any thought, disappearing without a trace.
"Hmph, where can you run?"
Liao Wenjie snorted, the evil ghost came and went freely, just because it occupied a ghost nest, and could use it to hide its figure. After it showed up on its own initiative, it was already too late to run away.
"Dudu! Dududu——"
The bell rang suddenly, and Liao Wenjie raised his hand to answer it. Opposite him was vampire hunter Reeve.
"Call me now. Have you found the whereabouts of the vampire? Prince or count?"
"prince."
Reeve said fiercely: "He is lurking in a church. I will tell you the address. Help me kill him!"
"Why are you so angry? Did he bite you?"
"more serious!"
On the phone, Reeve depressedly explained the cause and effect. That night, his partner Gypsy mixed up the banana oil and antidote and almost killed him.
After returning home, Reeve checked the antidote in the cabinet and found that there was really no bottle left, and they had all been replaced with real banana oil.
The person who wrongly blamed Gypsy and almost tricked him to death was his biological sister.
Two days ago, my sister made a boyfriend. When she learned that he liked bananas, she took advantage of him and used the 'banana oil' in the cabinet to bake bread. The next day, she replenished a batch of new banana oil.
It was about whether her sister would be deceived by a scumbag for money and sex. Reeve did a little research and followed him to a church. He was shocked to find that as a vampire hunter, his sister actually found a vampire as her boyfriend. Or was it? The fugitive prince.
That’s ridiculous!
"I don't want my sister to know that I killed her boyfriend, so I can only trouble you. Kill that shameless vampire. In addition to owing you my life, I owe you another favor."
Your favors seem to be of no use!
Liao Wenjie murmured in his heart, raised his hand and looked at his watch: "No problem, settle it before twelve o'clock, and I guarantee that your sister will never see him again."
"Deal, I'll treat you to a drink tomorrow night."
On the other side of the phone, Reeve gave the church address and waited for the good news from Liao Wenjie.
Liao Wenjie took a deep breath, disappeared on the spot, and reappeared thirty seconds later, spreading his ghost-hand wings behind his back and flying towards the Crooked Neck Tree.
The evil ghost's strength was average, only 0.6 Chu Renmei level, but the ghost nest was very strong, so it took him a little more time.
…
church.
A week ago, this remote church-like building was purchased by the fifth prince of the vampire royal family who had fled here. Within a few days, the servants left one after another, abandoning this prince who had strange words and deeds and did not seek to make progress.
The fifth prince Kazaf is handsome, has a good temper, and never punishes his servants, but he has a fatal flaw... he does not suck blood!
It's okay if he doesn't drink blood. He also calls on his servants to learn from him and drink red wine instead, or buy blood packs and pour them into red wine glasses before drinking.
The servants nodded repeatedly, expressing their willingness to obey the orders of the fifth prince, and then ran away overnight, leaving only one loyal housekeeper, Prada.
Now, the two vampires were lying flat on the sofa, their chests touching their backs from hunger, and they were just hugging each other and biting each other.
"Master, have you seen the bat in the cage? I'm just like it. If I don't go out to find food, I'm going to starve to death." Prada's eyes were blank. Since he finished drinking the blood pack brought from Europe, his only ration was Just red wine.
I almost vomited!
"How many times have I told you, I don't know how to suck human blood, and I can't suck human blood."
Kazaf said softly: "Prada, we are members of the royal family. We must have style and hierarchy, and we cannot be as casual as others."
"But you don't have to be hungry!"
"Have you bought the blood pack at the hospital?"
"No, I personally recommend grabbing it..."
"Prada, we are members of the royal family, on a different level."
"Ah, yes, the level of hunger is indeed different from others!"
Bang bang! Bang bang bang————
"somebody is coming."
Prada stood up straight, and he smelled the smell of food: "Master, you lie down, I will open the door. If it is a newspaper order, I will tell him to get out."
"Don't be stupid. It's so late at night. How can someone come to sell newspapers door-to-door? Moreover, this is a church and there are no people around."
Kazaf grabbed the butler's arm: "I'll go with you, lest you can't help but suck blood."
Squeak!
The door opened, Liao Wenjie grinned, and then froze on the spot.
What's going on, are these two terminally ill guys really vampires?
"Who are you looking for?" Kazaf asked weakly while holding Prada, who held the door.
"Well, I may have gone to the wrong place. You are busy, so I won't disturb you."
"Wait, you're here, come in and sit for a while!"
Prada looked at Liao Wenjie's neck and swallowed hard. No more, he really couldn't bear it anymore.
As expected, I failed to adjust my work schedule again today. No more adjustments. Let’s admit it. Chapter four tomorrow!