Chapter 355: The more I thought about it, the more angry I became.
"Young master, I have misunderstood. I have been weak and sick since I was a child, so I learned some Qihuang techniques and also practiced a breathing and breathing technique."
Bai Suzhen said softly: "The strength may be a bit stronger, but it is only compared to a woman, and it is absolutely inferior to a strong man."
"I see!"
Liao Wenjie nodded and suddenly realized: "I'm still surprised. The girl is weak and mediocre. She doesn't seem to be born with supernatural powers. She turns out to be a martial arts practitioner."
Bai Suzhen: "..."
She knew that honest people couldn't talk, but this guy was so dumb that he must have been beaten many times before.
But it doesn't matter, it's a good thing. Being able to talk has already been acquired by other girls, so how can it be her turn!
"Girl, your sister is still in the water, fish her out first..."
"Don't worry, young master. She hasn't drowned for so long. She will definitely survive. Don't worry about her. It's raining heavily outside. Let's go in and take shelter." After saying that, Bai Suzhen used the strength of a martial artist to pull Liao Wenjie in. Got the boat.
The showers stopped, the rain became gentle, the mist on the lake became thicker, and the poetry and painting was full of ancient natural beauty.
"Sir, we met by chance and we don't know anyone. I hope you can let me know."
"Meeting by chance is a passer-by. There is no difference between knowing and not knowing. Girls don't need to force it." Liao Wenjie shook his head.
"Young master, what you said is wrong. We have built the same boat for a hundred years. The word "fate" is indescribable. How can we say it is forceful?" Bai Suzhen smiled and turned on the small stove next to her to dispel the cold. The rain soaked her thin shirt and stuck to her body. She bent down. At that moment, the enchanting curves can be seen at a glance.
Xiao Liao: Brother, the witch is free. It doesn’t matter if you jump in this pit.
Daliao: Stop talking sarcastically. You will get all the benefits. Of course you don’t care.
Xiao Liao: No, brother, they agreed on the eyes, hands and mouth.
Yes, brother! x3
In his mind, the brief ideological struggle ended. Liao Wenjie turned to look at the lake, changed the topic, and began to recite a poem with a serious face: "
The clouds are low and the mountains are dark, and the water is dim and gloomy.
The sound of the wind stirs the waves, and the rain and the water compete with sorrow.
The new water has risen, and the mountains have become hazy.
The rivers and lakes have returned to their majesty, and the dragons have risen..."
At the end of the poem, Liao Wenjie's brows stopped as if "Oh shit," something was wrong. There was something wrong with this poem that was written with emotion!
"Master, why don't you read it anymore?"
Bai Suzhen poured the wine and handed it to her. Her eyes were filled with mist as she was chanting poems. If the scene wasn't inappropriate, she might not know what would happen next.
"A rough man with little talent and little learning will never write poetry again."
Liao Wenjie pushed away the offered wine glass with a stern face: "I can't drink too much, and I guess girls are about the same. If you drink too much, something will happen, so I suggest you pour it into the lake."
"Young master, you're too worried. It's just a pot. Besides, it's just to warm your body. What could happen?"
Bai Suzhen held the small table with one hand and handed the wine glass forward with the other hand. Her long wet hair was tied into silk bundles and flowed down her slender white neck, sliding over her delicate collarbone with the rainwater.
Liao Wenjie: (1)
Mistake, this female seductress is not completely ordinary, she is much stronger than Xiaoqian with the gully in her chest.
Opposite her, Bai Suzhen held up her wine glass, her smile growing thicker. She knew that with her charm, if she was willing to put in some effort, honest people would also behave dishonestly.
"Girl, there is no need to persuade me any more. I am indeed too drunk, and..."
Liao Wenjie looked at the boatman wearing a raincoat and said speechlessly: "I don't know if I feel wrong or if it's true. Why hasn't this boat moved?"
"Maybe the boatman is tired. Master, if you don't drink, I'll make beef soup here. You..."
"Believe in Buddhism, eat vegetarian food, and stay away from women."
Liao Wenjie took out the Buddhist beads and the old monk Spider Spirit's string, took them in his hand and started playing with them.
No wonder you are so honest!
Sensing the spiritual energy on the beads, Bai Suzhen nodded secretly, guessing that Liao Wenjie and Fahai were traveling together, most likely because the two had a common language.
Too much is not enough.
She put down the wine glass in her hand, but Liao Wenjie was on guard. If she continued to hook up with her, the demon would change from a snake spirit to a vixen.
This is the hook for today, and we will make an appointment another day.
Bai Suzhen said with a smile: "Master, it turns out that you also believe in Buddhism. What a coincidence. I have been fascinated by Zen wisdom since I was a child. I have many Buddhist scriptures and allusions at home. Some of them can be understood, and some are not. If you are interested, Master, Why don’t we meet up another day to understand together.”
"I can't help. I recently met a monk, and it didn't take long for me to believe it."
"That's it..."
Bai Suzhen secretly thought it was troublesome. An honest person would not take in food and salt, nor drink alcohol, nor would he go on a date. If this continues, as Xiaoqing said, there would be no one around in the middle of the night.
The two chatted for a while, and half an hour later, the boatman swayed the boat to the shore. Liao Wenjie nodded in thanks, saying that he would treat the guests to dinner another day, and walked off the boat with his umbrella.
"Wait a minute, sir, please stay."
Bai Suzhen secretly stretched out her feet and kicked two oil umbrellas, one white and one green, beside the boat into the water. She turned to Liao Wenjie and said, "Although the rain has become lighter, it is still drizzle. I am a woman with a thin body and cannot bear the cold." It’s cold and rainy, could you please lend me an umbrella?”
"Uh, I just saw you kicking the umbrella..."
"Yes, it's because I kicked my umbrella into the water that I can't protect myself from the wind and rain now. Can you please lend me your umbrella?"
"Okay, girl, I'll give you a ride. It's natural to lend you my umbrella." Liao Wenjie nodded. What could he do? The other side would be shameless.
"It's hard to deny kindness. Thank you for the umbrella, sir." Bai Suzhen took the umbrella with a smile.
"There is no kindness, you are forcing me to..."
"Sir, I live in Shuanghuafang Alley. The family named Bai remembers coming to get an umbrella after the rain." Before Liao Wenjie could refuse, Bai Suzhen urged the boatman to paddle quickly and set up the boat to sail towards another ferry. .
Liao Wenjie shrugged, it was just an umbrella, he would lose if he went to get it.
The center of the lake.
Xiaoqing swung her long tail and lay on the side of the boat, covering her mouth and laughing non-stop, and then was kicked into the water by Bai Suzhen, who looked depressed.
"Gulu gulu————"
After soaking in the cold water for a while, Xiaoqing climbed onto the boat, brushed off the water stains on her face, and said with a smile: "Sister, I usually hear you talk about how powerful you are at dealing with men, but when I saw you today, it was indeed extraordinary. I admire you very much. "
Being ridiculed by her sister, Bai Suzhen said angrily: "Go, don't ask for bad luck in front of me, or I will tie you under the boat and let you sober up, and soak in enough at one time."
"Sister, I misunderstood. I really admire you."
Xiao Qing raised her hand to block the smile on her face: "That man is not a womanizer. He is alienated from my sister in every possible way. Even if he is strictly guarded, he is still not as powerful as you, sister."
"Haha, what can you see?"
"Today, my sister asked him for an umbrella. Tomorrow, he will go to the house to get an umbrella. If he calls every day, the earth and the earth will not work. I will help my sister hold his hands, and then..."
Plop!
Xiaoqing fell into the water and looked out with aggrieved expression: "Sister, why did you kick me into the water? I was right."
"Xiaoqing, you can't be sweet if you force yourself to do it. Falling in love is a matter between two people. It's about what you want and what I want. It's not about bandits and bandits trying to seize Mrs. Zhai. You'd better change your reckless thinking quickly."
"But you've also seen that the man is incompetent. If you don't tie him to the bed, don't worry, you won't get the man."
Xiaoqing shook her head and raised her eyebrows at Liao Wenjie's umbrella: "I bet that he will never come to pick up the umbrella tomorrow. Is your love for me unreliable? It's safer to switch to my method. Get his person first, and the days will be better." If you get along for a long time, you can slowly win his heart."
Bai Suzhen rolled her eyes and tried to kick, but Xiaoqing shrank back into the water in fright.
"I know he won't get the umbrella tomorrow, and asking for one is just an excuse. Don't worry, I have plenty of ways to make him come to the door."
"It's true, sister, don't lie to me. I can see clearly that he has no interest in you at all."
"Yes, he just took a peek at my chest."
"Sister, are you sure it was him taking a peek and not you taking the initiative to show it to him?"
"..."
Plop!
Not long after she transformed, Xiaoqing, although she could speak human language, was not very good at speaking human language, and was kicked into the water again.
…
The next day, Bai Suzhen stood at home helplessly with an umbrella. From dawn to sunset, she didn't see Liao Wenjie knocking on the door. She was depressed all night and fell on the bed tossing and turning.
Early the next morning, she fished out Xiaoqing, who was still sleeping, from the pool in the courtyard, whispered a few words, and asked him to go out with an umbrella.
Xiaoqing was in a daze and couldn't hear clearly. She was slapped awake and muttered, holding an umbrella and walking towards the hospital with a look of grievance.
What's so great, isn't it just that she has five hundred years of Taoism? If she can't seduce a man, she will take it out on her.
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became.JPG
In the security hall, Liao Wenjie was fighting crickets with Li Xiuyuan. He sensed the approaching evil spirit from afar, slapped Li Xiuyuan aside, picked up a book of medical skills and pretended to read it.
Li Xiuyuan secretly thought that he was unlucky. Knowing that he was sick, he put away the cricket tube and sneaked to the backyard to play alone.
Xiaoqing walked into the medical clinic, placed the umbrella in front of Liao Wenjie, remembered Bai Suzhen's warning, and said politely: "Sir, we meet again."
Her temperament is too coquettish, and even pretending to be innocent can't hide the charming look between her brows.
Liao Wenjie put down the medical book and asked in confusion: "Have we seen this girl?"
"I've seen you before. The day before yesterday on the boat, my sister invited you to ferry. I was also there."
"Oh, so you are the sister who was kicked into the water."
Liao Wenjie suddenly understood and took the umbrella: "It's just an umbrella. I thought your sister had forgotten it, but I didn't expect you to send it here specially. Miss, please go there in person. If I had known this, I should have gone and retrieved it." "
"It's not too late to go. To be honest, my sister caught a cold that day and was bedridden when she got home. In addition to returning the umbrella, I also want to ask you to see a doctor for her." Xiao Qing read the lines according to the script and thought about it. Thinking about it, he seemed to miss a sigh and hurriedly made up for it.
Xiaoqing: ε=(ο`*))
Liao Wenjie: (_)
With his acting skills full of flaws, he still had the nerve to act as a wingman, so he simply didn't take Liao into consideration.
"Sir, why don't you speak?"
"It's nothing. It's strange that you didn't catch a cold after being soaked in the water for half an hour. Your sister fell down when she was exposed to the rain. I can't understand this!"
Xiaoqing: "..."
What should I do? It seems that this paragraph is not in the script.