Chapter 373 Believe me that I won’t be wrong

Chapter 373 Believe me that I won’t be wrong

"The auspicious time has come!"

At Caishikou, the rat-bearded Taoist priest finished dancing in front of the altar and was about to light the barbecue grill with a torch in his hand.

Xiaoyu was tied to a post, with a rag stuffed in her mouth. She shook her head desperately, tears streaming down her eyes.

In sharp contrast, the surrounding crowd of onlookers, who was in charge, were all furious, clenching their fists and shouting, 'Let her burn'.

"It's better to believe in gods than to believe in yourself. One by one, it's like a bunch of demons are dancing..."

Ji Dian shook his head at the sight and felt deeply in his heart. He walked out of the crowd and stood in front of the rat-bearded Taoist priest: "Taoist Priest, are you sure that if you burn this pheasant, there will be no plague in the future?"

"Of course, I have discussed it with the Jade Emperor."

"Then what if there is more?"

Ji Dian waved his cattail leaf fan and said loudly in front of the crowd: "Taoist Priest, don't get me wrong. It's not that I can't trust you. The main reason is that we have collected a thousand taels of silver. We need to ask clearly about this matter."

When the onlookers heard this, they immediately calmed down. Indeed, one thousand taels is not a small amount, so we must ask clearly.

As everyone looked around, the rat-bearded Taoist priest felt extremely stressed. He swallowed his saliva and said, "Smelly monk, are you here to cause trouble, or are you saying that the pheasant above is having an affair with you?"

"Taoist Priest, don't change the subject. I just want to ask, if the pheasant is burned and the plague persists, will the thousand taels of silver be refunded?" Ji Dian asked loudly, and the onlookers nodded repeatedly. Compared with the pheasant, who has the same relationship? Legs, everyone is more concerned about money.

"It will definitely break up. I have already discussed it with the Jade Emperor."

"Okay, since the Taoist Master is so confident, I won't say anything else."

Ji Dian chuckled and turned to look at the crowd: "Everyone, please pay attention. Watch carefully tonight. Don't let the Taoist priest escape in the dark. After all, it is a thousand taels. Life is not easy to afford to lose."

Everyone nodded again and again, looking at each other like a thief, which made the rat-bearded Taoist priest sweat profusely, secretly thinking that this time it would be over.

"Taoist Master, I heard that if you're just cheating money, the most you can do is spit out the stolen money and get a beating. It's not serious. You can only be beaten for two or three hours at most, but you won't die."

Seeing that the rat-bearded Taoist priest was hesitant, Ji Dian took two steps closer, covered his mouth with a cattail leaf fan, and whispered: "But if you set fire to a person, you will not only be beaten, but also beheaded by the government. That's terrible." It’s really dead.”

"Ah this..."

The rat-bearded Taoist priest shook his hand and the torch fell to the ground. He Jidian stared at him with big eyes and small eyes. After a while, his eyes were crooked and his mouth was tilted, and he started to dance again.

Just when everyone thought that the rat-bearded Taoist priest was having a seizure, he shouted loudly and said with a serious face: "Dear fellow villagers, the Jade Emperor just informed me that he has seen our sincerity. The plague and natural disaster will disappear on its own in a short time, so there is no need It is no longer needed for rituals and sacrifices to gods. I still have a few hundred taels left here, so everyone can take it back and divide it."

As soon as they heard that the plague was gone and there were refunds, mainly refunds, the onlookers immediately felt no longer sleepy. They elected a few representatives to surround the rat-bearded Taoist priest. They were as happy as the Chinese New Year. No one cared about Xiaoyu tied to the barbecue grill anymore. .

"It's too real. You deserve to be looked down upon by the gods." Ji Dian waved his fan and strode towards the barbecue grill.

At this moment, a rocket shot out of the darkness and went straight to Ji Dian's heart. He screamed strangely and fell down. When he looked up again, the rocket had ignited the kerosene on the barbecue grill, and the raging fire suddenly became fierce. stand up.

"Holy shit, I knew this would happen."

Regardless of the surrounding people shouting to put out the fire, Ji Dian jumped into the sea of ​​fire, punched and kicked piles of firewood, and rushed to Xiaoyu in a few quick steps.

In the eyes of outsiders, this is a stinky monk who is very skilled in martial arts but doesn't pay much attention to appearance, so he is slovenly.

In Xiaoyu's eyes, because of the bonus of the hero saving the beauty, Ji Dian's image instantly became taller, handsome and stylish. He was dressed in a white monk's robe and had a graceful demeanor. In terms of appearance, he was only slightly inferior to the back of his head that he had glimpsed that night.

…

"Damn, that didn't even hit."

In the darkness, Yuan Batian put down his bow and arrow, and saw Jidian rushing to Xiaoyu's side. He smiled cruelly and picked up the simple knife leaning on the corner.

The moment the two of them overlapped, he took a step forward and threw the Pu Dao as a javelin. The ferocious smile on his face grew even louder. He had already seen the scene of Jidian and Xiaoyu being skewered by the Pu Dao.

However, it didn't happen. After Pu Dao left his hand, it froze beside him without moving.

Yuan Batian smiled stiffly and looked back along the handle of the knife. At the end, he saw a big hand holding a cattail leaf fan tightly. The arm, which was thicker than an ordinary person's thigh, was covered with black hairs like steel brushes.

"you again!"

Seeing the face of the visitor clearly, Yuan Batian was furious. Ever since he saw this face in the casino a year ago, he had been beaten continuously for a year.

Although the mysterious person who beat him later never showed up, the familiar rhythm and force convinced Yuan Batian that it was the same person who beat him every time.

"Your surname is Yuan. The Sa family told you before that they will beat you after all the money is spent."

Liao Wenjie's Fan Kuai face grinned, and he said proudly: "A true man is based on honesty and must not break his promise to others. Now that the family's money has been spent and I kept my promise, I am here to beat you again."

"Fart! Don't think I don't know. You didn't beat me for money at all, you just wanted to beat me."

"Oh, I can't tell you have such a reckless face, but you still have such a mind."

Liao Wenjie was surprised, and then pointed to the corner: "Since you all know, I won't pretend anymore. That's right, when you see injustice on the road and roar, I am the legendary 'passing hero'. Lie down, I don't want to be there." Use violence to make you lie down before using violence against you."

"..."

Feeling a little dizzy, Yuan Batian smoothed over his words but couldn't figure them out clearly.

He shook his head, slapped the sword beside him, and said with a ferocious smile: "Boy, you are in trouble. I have mastered the golden bell. No one in the world can hurt me. We will settle the previous accounts today." .”

After saying that, he stepped firmly on his horse, moved his arms vigorously, and the black robe around him was full of vitality.

There was a hissing sound as the brocade silk was torn into pieces, Yuan Batian's shirt exploded, his muscles pierced, and a layer of golden light spread out from his body.

"Hahaha, let's see what you can do to fight me..."

Bang!

Liao Wenjie punched Yuan Batian in the face, interrupting his unbridled laughter. After moving away, he revealed a confused face and two nosebleeds.

"That's it?!"

…

On the other side, Ji Dian held Xiaoyu, who was still in shock, and sent him back to Yixiangyuan.

"Female donor, you have a good rest, the poor monk will stay soon." Ji Dian put Xiaoyu on the bed, turned around and left.

"Wait a minute, Master, I don't know your name yet?"

"Jidian is a monk at Guoqing Temple. If the donor is interested, you can go there and burn incense. It is very edifying."

"What a strange name..."

Xiaoyu's face was full of reluctance, and she grabbed Ji Dian's sleeve: "Master, I'm still so scared, can you stay with me for a while?"

"Don't worry, the plague has been eliminated and no one will catch you to sacrifice to heaven."

"When it comes to this, I just... cough, cough, and my heart and liver throb."

Xiaoyu grabbed Ji Dian's hand and pressed it on her heart. After several attempts with no success, she said aggrievedly: "I'm so angry. Those stinky men are usually so nice to me in bed, but they show no mercy at all when they set fire to me. "

"Amitabha!"

Ji Dian clasped his hands together and pointed out with a smile: "Normally, them coming to you is like sitting on the toilet. Although it is very comfortable when sitting, they will never have feelings for the toilet."

"Master, what you say is so unpleasant, can't you be more tactful?"

"If you know it's unpleasant, there's still some way to save it. Keep it simple. From now on, you can do whatever you want, just don't be a toilet." Ji Dian couldn't put on the airs of an eminent monk, and before he finished a few words, he showed his careless attitude.

"But Master, what can I do if I don't make a toilet? I can't do anything except lie down and collect money."

"Impossible, you think you can do nothing because you are used to lying down and collecting money. Think about it again, you must have other ways to make a living." Seeing that the Ninth Pheasant is so successful, Ji Dian is deeply relieved and endures Keep encouraging.

"let me see……"

Xiaoyu frowned and sat on the bed. After a moment, her eyes lit up and she said in surprise: "I remembered, besides lying down to collect money, I do have other ways to make money."

"tell me the story."

"Master, you know, just..."

Xiaoyu nodded with a smile, leaned into Jidian's ear and whispered in his ear. The latter nodded repeatedly and became happier the more he listened. He couldn't help but praise: "Awesome, I didn't expect you to have so many tricks. I underestimated you before. "

Xiaoyu cast a flirtatious look and said seductively: "Master, do you want to give it a try? I don't charge you any money, so I'll repay you for saving my life."

"Okay, okay...ah, what a fart!"

Ji Dian's smiling face suddenly stopped, Pu Shan patted his head, and said in annoyance: "MD, why would I talk to you about these things? It must be because I have been too close to Brother Jie recently, and I was infected by his lust."

"Master, who is Brother Jie? You still want to call someone over?"

Xiaoyu immediately became dissatisfied when he heard this: "Forget it, just call people. It's just this time. If you don't do it next time, I will charge you if you call people again."

"Damn, you are so stubborn!"

Ji Dian shook his head and left. He returned after three seconds and tried: "Since you can't figure it out, let me show you a clear way. Seeing that you look good, you can try selling tofu on the street. The name of tofu is Xishi." The head should be very popular.”

…

"So, this is how you persuaded her to sell tofu?"

At the corner of the street, Liao Wenjie and Jidian stood side by side. The tofu stall opposite used bamboo poles to support the tent. Every time a customer bought tofu, the tent would sway for three to five minutes.

The news spread like wildfire. When they heard about this tofu stall, many good and thrifty men took the initiative to go out and buy groceries. They said they ate too much meat and fish in the past and wanted something light today. Tofu mixed with green onions would be good.

There is a long queue in front of the tofu stall, and the business is not generally good.

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Ji Dian sighed, Pu Fan patted his head, and explained forcefully: "I overestimated her, no, I underestimated her. She can sell new tricks when selling tofu, she is really a talent."

"Subdued Dragon, don't praise me yet, in my opinion..."

Liao Wenjie touched his chin and muttered: "Xiaoyu has little experience in business when she first started. She will know in the future that using this method to promote promotions takes a long time, requires a lot of investment, and is not proportional to the income. It is not in line with the capital market order."

"So she will change her promotion method, right?" Ji Dian expected.

"No, she will recruit workers from Yixiangyuan, expand the scale of the tofu stall, and set up more sales windows."

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Jidian cursed when he heard this, and his words were very fierce.

"By the way, I met Yuan Batian in Caishikou last night. He secretly planned to kill you and Xiaoyu. Not only that, Yuan Batian's martial arts improved as if he had been injected with chicken blood. He became a master of the Golden Bell. Now invulnerable.”

"So powerful, how is he now?"

"I'll have to lie down for at least half a year."

"Wonderful!"

Ji Dian nodded. He was currently studying the strategy for the Ninth Beggar and the Pheasant. He had no intention of dealing with the Ninth Villain, so it was good to lie down for half a year.

"Jiang Long, you have done something very wrong, and there will be big problems."

"Brother Jie, please speak."

"You shouldn't let three people from nine generations meet, just like you chase three girls at the same time. It's very difficult to cheat them separately and cheat them together. I have experience in this area, and I believe I won't be wrong." Liao Wenjie shared his experience.

No surprises, I may be late for the third update, but I won’t be absent