Chapter 401: Cultivation can be expected and the road to heaven is not over yet

Chapter 401: Cultivation can be expected and the road to heaven is not over yet

"If you can come, Taoist priests can come, and monks can naturally come."

As soon as he listened to the monk's speech, the Taoist priest felt a toothache and couldn't help but said: "I mean, you can't pinch and count. What are you doing here? Is it possible that you want to be with the master... and the old witch Huaqianyuexia?" ?”

The name of the Taoist priest is Chang Chongzi. "Chang" means the five constant principles, which are benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trust. "Chong" means indifference and humility, which means being as open-minded as a valley. It is an excellent name.

The monk, whose name is Zhengxin, is about the same age as the Taoist priest. They met each other because of a bad mouth incident when they were young. They are equally good at talking and are not very good at using their hands, so they always make sarcastic remarks when they meet.

It is understandable that masters at their level have very few friends who talk to each other on an equal footing. There are only a few friends who can talk to each other. They don't say it with their mouths, but they still feel very rare in their hearts.

Moreover, you need to maintain a superior image in front of juniors. When there are no outsiders, you can refresh your mind by saying a few words, so as not to sit upright all day long and risk developing Alzheimer's disease.

"This old witch wants to have sex with a poor monk. She doesn't even urinate to show how many teeth she still has. A few decades ago, when she was still a great beauty, the poor monk might have... "

"Go on, how did you treat her when she was still a beauty?"

Chang Chong tugged at the executioner's beard with a look of anticipation on his face: "I'm so anxious, but you should speak up!"

"A cow's nose can't spit out ivory from its mouth. You deserve to die in a hurry. It's better for the poor monk to quit sex!"

"I do not believe……"

Chang Chongzi made a scornful sound, then poked Zhengxin with his elbow, and said curiously: "I'm serious, I came to Sanyuan Mountain to find out the truth. The celestial star chart shows that there are people with great supernatural powers in this mountain who can change the world. It is related to international friendship, so I have to Come on, why are you joining in the fun?"

"I saw you coming alone, so I followed you secretly."

Zhengxin's eyes wandered and he gave an answer. Just when Chang Chongzi was greatly moved, he suddenly became elated: "You stinky Taoist priest, you have had a bad mouth and offended others since the day you were born. If you act arrogantly on other people's territory, you are very likely to do so." The Eighty-nine will lead to a group fight, and the poor monk is thinking of this opportunity and will not let it go no matter what, so he comes here specially to step on your feet."

"..."x2

Big eyes stared at small eyes, Chang Chongzi angrily said: "That's better than you. When you went to Shaolin Temple to challenge the Tongren Alley, you were beaten into a pig's head and thrown into the smelly ditch in the back mountain. That face is so poor. You can laugh for a lifetime.”

"You're talking nonsense. Those injuries were not caused by Tongren Alley. Eighteen men with bronze skin and iron bones could easily walk out without fighting back. It was the immortal Mengwei who acted rogue and promised to let me into Tibet after breaking through Tongren Alley. I stayed in the Golden Pavilion for three days and three nights, but when I walked out, he said that it was useless for me to break through, and that the clearance was invalid, and he would not let me enter the Sutra Pavilion. I reasoned with him, but he refused to listen and even beat me... "

Speaking of this, Zhengxin was full of resentment: "Narrow-minded guy, if I say something shameless to him, he will just stare at the poor monk's face and hit him."

"Oh, you're done. The abbot is petty. How dare you call him petty. If he finds out, he will definitely hunt you down thousands of miles away." Chang Chongzi looked gloating.

Zhengxin didn't take it seriously: "Humph, I don't have clairvoyance in my wet dream, so how could I possibly know about it."

"If I tell him, he will know!"

"Then it's over for you. I said he was petty, and you said he was petty. You can't run away even if I beat you."

"..."x2

After another round of glaring, the two of them felt that Mengwei was already old and had high blood pressure and coronary heart disease. If they sent him away, they would definitely not be able to carry him around. Just deal with some minor matters internally without notifying him.

While they were silent, the seven members of Miko Asama's group at the crater vomited blood and fell to the ground. After a short rest, the monk carried the miko on his back and returned down the mountain along the same route.

Seeing this scene, Chang Chongzi was thoughtful, tugging on his beard, his eyes flashing.

"Stinky Taoist, those seven guys are injured, why don't you take advantage of them to be alone..." Zhengxin raised his hand and made a cutting motion, the meaning is self-evident.

Chang Chongzi's hands trembled when he heard this, and he pulled off a few beards. He grinned in pain and said speechlessly: "Are you crazy or blind? This is Sanyuan Mountain, someone else's territory. It's obviously the two of us who are left alone." "

"But there are only seven of them, and we have the advantage. It's exciting to hit and run."

The more Zhengxin talked, the more he felt it made sense. He nodded repeatedly and said, "Besides, in this place where birds don't shit, if you cover your face and I cover my head, who can guess who the two of us are, right?"

It’s your second uncle!

Chang Chongzi rolled his eyes and was too lazy to pay attention to the upright monk who was a gangster and had no good intentions at all. He said angrily: "I have a mission to come to Sanyuan Mountain. If you want to find a fight, go alone. Don't delay me." Do business."

After saying that, Chang Chongzi recited the decision in his mouth and calculated with his fingers. After a while, a look of shock flashed across his face. Under Zhengxin's astonished gaze, he ran towards the crater like a man possessed.

"If you keep a low profile in other people's territory, you will end up being the most arrogant." Zhengxin muttered and quickly caught up with Chang Chongzi.

The two stood in front of the crater. Chang Chongzi pinched and calculated, took out a compass from his arms, bit his fingertips and cast a spell. Finally, he pointed his fingers together into a sword, and drew an edict composed of blood drops on the top of the compass. 'symbol.

The blood droplets dissipated into nothing, and a miniature panoramic view of Mount Miyuan appeared above the compass. For those who didn't know, they thought he was holding a projector, doing three-dimensional imaging.

Chang Chongzi looked closely and saw that the miniature Sanyuan Mountain was trapped by nine chains, and its layout was abolished. It was no longer between the trends of heaven, earth, mountains and rivers, and became a pile of dispensable earth.

"What's wrong? Do you have any explanation?"

"The feng shui of Sanyuan Mountain has been ruined."

"Good thing!"

"There will be no more volcanic eruptions and no earthquakes."

"What a tragedy!"

"..."

Hearing this, Chang Chongzi almost choked to death and glared at Zhengxin fiercely: "Now is not the time to talk about this. Someone with great supernatural power suppresses this mountain. If he can destroy Sanyuan Mountain today, he can go to Qinling Mountains tomorrow." , we can intercept the Yellow River the day after tomorrow, do you understand?"

“Hissssssss——”

Zhengxin took a breath of cold air and said in disbelief: "There is such a person in the world. This... this is not scientific. Did you make a mistake in your calculations? Take another look and look more carefully."

"It still looks the same no matter how many times I look at it. Maybe the poor Taoist's Bagua compass will make a mistake, but the Celestial Star Compass will never be wrong."

Chang Chongzi was worried. He looked at the nine chains on Sanyuan Mountain and said to himself: "Looking at the layout of the seal, it is clearly the nine-character mantra four vertically and five horizontally. I just didn't know that the person who imposed the seal was an expert who was not born in neon. Or maybe we have senior master cats over there in the deep mountains and old forests... That’s not right, Miyuan Mountain didn’t provoke them, so why did you deal with them so cruelly?”

"The actions of an expert must be unpredictable. Even if he farts, you will think there is something profound about him."

He said something sincerely, and then said: "Why are you thinking so much? Maybe I just ate too many leeks. Bah, I was in a bad mood. I was not happy when I passed by and looked at this mountain, so I turned my hand and swatted it away."

"That makes sense."

Chang Chongzi nodded, don't tell me, it's really possible.

The seal is simple and crude, just using the power to suppress people. If there is any subtlety, forgive him for his lack of knowledge, I really can't see any details.

In other words, the seal was applied casually without the other party putting much thought into it.

But this is the most terrifying thing. You can destroy a mountain casually. If you are willing to put in the effort...

Chang Chongzi was worried and took a deep breath: "This is no longer a question of whether or not we are assigned a task. It is a matter of family, country and the world. Today, even if I risk my life, I still want to see the honor of this master."

He put the compass under his feet, held the sword formula in his hand, stepped on the Tiangang with his feet, and recited the words "Nine rays go forward" nine times in a row, and then pointed at the position between the eyebrows.

"open!"

A blue celestial eye opened on Chang Chongzi's forehead. He closed his eyes tightly and looked at the world again with his forehead celestial eye, quickly scanning the entire top of Mount Miyuan.

"There is a strong ghost aura. The seal not only suppressed the mountain, but also eliminated one...two evil spirits... It turns out that the reason why this mountain was suppressed was because the evil spirits triggered the earth fire..."

"Hey, this white chain is actually written with the Pure Heaven and Earth Divine Curse. It's weird that there is such an operation!"

"I saw it, I saw it..."

Just like Miko Asama, the moment she saw the mysterious man's face clearly, a red light came across the boundary and broke through the third eye of Chang Chongzi's forehead, shaking his whole body like chaff. A wisp of blood overflowed from the corner of his mouth, and he fell limply on the ground. on the ground.

"Hey, are you okay?"

Zhengxin hurriedly came forward to help him. Seeing that Chang Chongzi's face was pale, he was surprised and said: "What's going on? What did you see that made you so scared?"

"Practice can be expected, and the road to heaven is not yet over!"

A flash of enthusiasm flashed in Chang Chongzi's eyes, and he grabbed Zhengxin's arm tightly: "Who said that spiritual practice has declined? It's pure fart. There are still land gods in the world."

"Are you crazy?"

"..."

Chang Chongzi paused when he heard the words. After a moment, the enthusiasm in his eyes dissipated, and his face showed infinite sadness: "It's pitiful that there are land gods in the world. How can other people live like this!"

After saying that, there was a burst of muttering to himself, the left one should not be done, the right one is unfair, and the words continued like a repeater.

"You cry sometimes and laugh sometimes. You are indeed crazy."

Zhengxin picked up the compass, swept away the blood on the ground with a slap, picked up Chang Chongzi and ran towards the depths of the woods, and disappeared after a few jumps.

…

Tokyo, near the cafe.

The two cars stopped. With tears streaming down his face, Liao Wenjie stepped out of the passenger seat, knocked on Saeko Nogami's car window, and led her to a remote corner alone.

"You know me, I don't want to make it public about the murder tape. If you plan to write a report, don't add my name. Whoever you love, just don't be me."

"Alas"

Saeko Nogami sighed, her mind not on the video tape at all. She was very disappointed when she heard this: "I remember someone said in the desert that those children would be very cute, but after so long, the father of the children is still You scumbag has no idea of ​​reforming his past."

"Don't forget your original intention and always be consistent. Never let go when you meet a man like this."

Liao Wenjie sincerely admired it, and then said: "Now that the murder video tape has been solved, help me check to see if there are any other supernatural events, such as the haunted house in Saeki's house, Hanako in the toilet, the eight-foot-tall girl driving a taxi, etc."

After saying that, he raised his eyebrows at Saeko Nogami, very optimistic about this tool man.

"Sounds like an urban legend..."

Nogami Saeko nodded and was about to turn around and leave when he suddenly glanced at the car in which he was crying. A smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and Liao Wenjie was pushed into the corner with a bang.

"Calm down, Saeko, you can't be offended by anger."

"..."

Seeing that Liao Wenjie was easily pushed into the corner by him, with a shy and hypocritical look on his face, Nogami Saeko was so stunned that he didn't dare to speak, so he took out his lipstick, touched up his makeup, and bit into it...

On the collar.

Liao Wenjie: "..."

That's it? !