Chapter 459 My good brother is not a womanizer
"Bah, a dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, so you farted!"
Chang Chongzi was furious when he heard this: "From the beginning, Pindao felt that this place stinks. It's a good thing you did to have feelings. It stinks so bad. Did you eat shit at noon?"
"Hetui!"
Zhengxin spat out, and after being dodged by Chang Chongzi, he nailed a hole in the courtyard wall. His spittle flew everywhere, and he cursed: "You old bull nose, you have been throwing black water on me all day long, and now you are still After raking it down, I see that you must have itchy skin."
"You bald ass!"
"You're heartless."
"You're ugly!"
"You're uglier than me!"
"..."
Zhang Lihua looked blankly at the two people arguing. How should I put it? A spit of spit has such power. It is indeed a continent with outstanding people. With a large base, the monsters raised are more powerful than the last.
But his character is a bit unflattering.
"Don't be offended by Zhang Tianshi. These two have been friends for many years. Bickering has become a daily routine. It is a way of expressing friendship."
Seeing that the image of the tour group was tarnished, Yan Zhen decisively explained aloud, and then said: "I came in a hurry this time, and no friends from Longhu Mountain came with me. If Zhang Tianshi is interested, I can help send a message."
"I am old and tired. I do have this intention, but I am more timid about being close to my hometown. I have never found a suitable opportunity." Zhang Lihua nodded.
She, the descendant of Zhang Tianshi, was canonized and passed down by the Tang Emperor during the prosperous Tang Dynasty. Tracing back to the root, it also comes from Longhu Mountain and is a side branch of the Celestial Master Path.
While the two were chatting, Yan Zhen found Tian Can standing silently in front of a wall with a thoughtful look on his face. He immediately became curious and approached him.
Tiancan has always been an empty-headed, careless type.
This kind of person suddenly starts playing deep...
That’s outrageous!
"Senior Tiancan, did you find anything abnormal?"
"Um."
It was a casual question, but unexpectedly it turned out to be the right question. Yan Zhen asked curiously: "Senior Tiancan, there are traces left by a mysterious master on this wall. Have you inferred what kind of martial arts he used?"
"Yes."
Tian Can's face was solemn, and he jumped into the air with a kick. The force of his kick was scattered around and acted on the palace wall in front.
As he exerted his strength, half of the wall tilted and collapsed, revealing a tangent line as neat as a mirror.
Everyone around him came closer, wanting to hear what Tian Can had to say.
"If I'm not mistaken, this wall, no, this entire palace, was kicked in half." Tian Can raised his hand and drew a circle, encompassing the entire underground palace.
"Senior has good eyesight, it's true." Chang Deng nodded repeatedly. He is worthy of being a senior, and his martial arts background is truly unfathomable.
There is no problem at all for Chang Deng to call Tian Can his senior. Even though he looks much older than Tian Can, his actual age is far inferior.
Tian Can was a master of the evil sect seven hundred years ago. In terms of seniority, he couldn't even find a grandson present.
"Then look again, he played like this at that time."
Tian Can narrowed his eyes slightly, tapped his toes on the ground, and whipped his legs out in mid-air.
Uh-huh! !
The blue light streaked across the fan, illuminating the entire underground world with a buzzing sound. The palace walls and courtyards were injured more and more, collapsed, and rumbled to stir up dust all over the sky.
"Yes, yes, that's it. That man also flew up and cut the entire palace in half, as well as the stone pillars, the stone pillars..."
Chang Deng pointed at the towering stone pillars in the distance, and was stunned mid-sentence. It seemed that Tiancan's kick only cut off the palace in half, without affecting the stone pillars, and the range was reduced by half.
"Ahem, friend, if you can't speak, don't speak. I'll embarrass you." Zhengxin clenched his fists and coughed lightly, reminding him with kindness and kind words.
"That's right, let's just laugh and say nothing."
Chang Chongzi then added: "The art of speaking is to be less reserved, and you must be sure to use a good sense of proportion. Look at you, you have made Senior Tiancan lose no face at all."
Chang Deng: "..."
He knew that because of Eunuch Chen's incident, the mainland was not very fond of him and believed that he brought the wolf into the house to blame, but this was too overwhelming.
That is, he was replaced by Yun Su, who had a bad temper. He could not bear anything he said.
Fortunately, Yun Su died early!
"Senior Tiancan, how do you understand this move? Is it possible that the opponent also understands Tiancan's legs?"
Yan Zhen asked questions hurriedly, and then smoothed things over by saying, "Senior Tiancan was just trying out a move, and he didn't go all out. We still have to inspect the scene, and he didn't dare to let go because he was worried."
Round, just hard round!
"No, I tried my best."
"..."xN
Yan Zhen clenched his fists and coughed. He felt that it was too difficult to lead the team. Tian Can didn't care about it. He came to the huge palm print with the wind under his feet, jumped into it, and touched the mud with his hand.
When everyone arrived, he jumped out of the big palm print and said in disbelief: "This is the palm of Tathagata. In the whole world, I am the only one who received this palm seven hundred years ago. I didn't expect to see it again today."
"Buddha's Palm……"
Yan Zhen narrowed his eyes slightly and suppressed the exploding light. If I remember correctly, there was indeed a person in Hong Kong who knew how to use this palm technique, and Tian Can helped him practice it.
"Probably not. It's not that fast. This palm can be sent and received freely. Without fifty years of hard work, it would be impossible to achieve a level that even Long Jianfei has not reached. My good brother..."
Tian Can muttered in a low voice: "Furthermore, the force of this palm is fierce and vicious. It kills all living things in its path. It is more like the Tathagata's devil palm than the Tathagata's divine palm. Xiandi didn't practice like this at that time." ...It’s definitely not him, it’s definitely not.”
Although Tian Can spoke in a low voice, everyone present heard him clearly.
"Captain Yan, who is the 'virtuous brother' that Senior Tian Can calls him? Are there other seniors who live in seclusion on Hong Kong Island?" Chang Deng asked.
"this……"
Yan Zhen looked at Tian Can and thought for a moment. With this big brother protecting him, it wouldn't hurt to tell him Liao Wenjie's name. He replied: "His name is Liao Wenjie. He is Tian Can's sworn brother. He has been living in Hong Kong Island."
Speaking of this, Yan Zhen tentatively said: "With his talent, sooner or later he will become a master who can intimidate others. Master Chang Deng should be well-known in Hong Kong Island."
"Well, I really don't know that."
"I...I actually know a man named Liao Wenjie."
Zhang Lihua spoke cautiously. Seeing a group of experts looking at her, she said cautiously: "He is in his twenties, very good-looking, and very playful. He has many girlfriends. Is it him?"
"no!"
Tian Can shook his head and said bluntly: "My good brother is indeed handsome. In short, I have never seen anyone more handsome than him, but he is famous for not being close to women. Beauty is like nothing in front of him, and his loveliness has nothing to do with him. .”
Zhang Lihua nodded. It turns out that she was overthinking it.
Yan Zhen was sweating profusely on his forehead, and his farts were unfeminine. Only Tian Canhui would believe this.
After analyzing the clues to this point, it seems that Liao Wenjie is the only person in the world who understands the world and knows how to palm the Tathagata, let alone Hong Kong Island.
But this inference is too outrageous and inconsistent with common sense.
Tiancan helped Liao Wenjie practice the Tathagata Palm and taught him how to use Tiancan's legs. It was less than a year ago. If he really tortured Eunuch Chen to death with these two martial arts, the speed of his training...
Impossible. In such a comparison, wouldn't everyone else live like a dog?
"Bald Donkey, come here and see what this is?"
Chang Chong Zi walked east and west, and found a broken black blade in a corner. The corpse aura was lingering in the air, and he didn't know what kind of evil weapon it was.
"These are your nails. It's amazing. How many years can they grow so long without cutting them?"
The two of them squatted in front of the black claws of the corpse and studied it.
"It's Eunuch Chen's fingernails. He trained himself into a zombie with terrifying claws and poisonous corpses. He practiced kung fu tyrannically. According to his wishes, he can even break through the indestructible body of King Kong." Chang Deng said, he It took half a month to remove the poison from the corpse. Thinking about the bone-gnawing pain makes me still have lingering fears.
"The smell of corpses is stronger over there."
Monk Zhengxin smelled the stench of swamp gas in the air, and found several more broken black claws in a deep pit deep in the palace.
"This should be the place where Eunuch Chen died..."
Everyone came up one after another. Tian Can gestured with the huge sunken palm prints and shook his head repeatedly: "It's really terrifying. Hitting the Tathagata's devil's palm continuously is like eating and drinking. This kind of force is beyond the reach of human beings."
"I have a question. Come and take a look. This claw... is broken, right?" Chang Chongzi gestured at the scene where the fingers were clasped together and then the claw fell off.
Everyone looked at each other and looked at Changdeng Monk. The black claws can destroy the indestructible body of vajra. Are you serious?
Are you sure it's not Eunuch Chen who is bragging?
Chang Deng touched the sweat on his forehead. He had also heard about it and then relayed it. He didn't know much about the details.
"Niubi, it's your time to show off again."
Monk Zhengxin slapped Chang Chongzi on the shoulder. The latter was squatting and studying the black claws. He was slapped so hard that his whole face almost hit him.
"I'm so angry!"
Chang Chongzi was furious and pulled up Zhengxin's collar: "It's just a little bit close and my life is gone. Do you dare to say you didn't do it on purpose?"
"The long lamp over there can force out corpse poison, and you may be able to do it too. It's amazing how easy it is to die."
"..."
Chang Deng opened his mouth and wanted to say something. When he was scratched by his claws, Eunuch Chen was still wearing a finger protector.
Looking at these two bastards again, I suddenly lost my thoughts of reminding them.
The art of language lies in speaking less and implicitly, and silence is the golden rule.
Amitabha, he has enlightened.
"Senior Chang Chongzi, look at this..."
Yan Zhen stepped forward with a dark face. There was not much left in the sightseeing group. He just asked the two of them to put less effort into it so as not to fall into negative territory.
"I'll take care of you later."
Chang Chongzi loosened Zhengxin's collar, took a deep breath, twirled his goatee and said, "I'm ashamed to say that before, I caught a glimpse of a divine being in the neon light, and was hurt by his power. I haven't raised him yet." Okay, if I use this technique again, I’m afraid I won’t be able to see clearly.”
"Tsk, tsk, you're pretending again." Zhengxin said in a strange tone.
"Shut up!"
Chang Chongzi glared at Zhengxin angrily, held the sword secret in his hand, stepped on the Heavenly Gang, recited Jiu Yao Directly, nine times in a row, and pointed at the position between the eyebrows.
A blue sky eye opened, Chang Chongzi closed his eyes tightly, looked at the underground world again with the sky eye on his forehead, and quickly browsed the tragic conditions of the previous war.
Eunuch Chen was very miserable.
"Tsk, tsk, it's so miserable. It's just a zombie. If you were honest, your shit would be spit out."
"Hey, don't talk nonsense, be careful, Lord Buddha, I..."
"puff----"
Just as he was talking, Chang Chongzi suddenly raised his head and vomited blood, his whole body trembled, and he fell limply to the ground.
"Niubi, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me! I didn't do anything!" Zhengxin hurriedly stepped forward to help him up.
"It's him, it's him, it's him..."
A mouthful of blood spilled from the corner of his mouth, and Chang Chongzi rolled his eyes and fainted.
"who is it?"
"You're going to faint again after telling me!!"