Chapter 465 Nothing is absolute
The broken sword buzzed and trembled slightly, and the scarlet light spread out like a tide. In an instant, it enveloped the female devil who was running hastily, and then...
It’s gone.
The female devil fell to the ground stiffly, her body intact, her soul and soul completely wiped away by the bloody murderous intent.
Is this the land god? It's too strong.
Everyone was so excited that they didn't dare to take a breath, and they were complaining in their hearts. They didn't understand what they were thinking before. Why did they try so hard to find the land gods?
So what if you find out? Now that they are standing in front of you, what can you do? You can't just look at them and say nothing.
However, ignoring the skillful killing methods, just looking at the clothes and appearance of the land god, he is quite easy-going, and he seems, maybe, maybe... a reasonable person.
"What a powerful female devil. I didn't expect that the level of the spiritual world was so high a thousand years ago. Fortunately, the poor Taoist is better, otherwise it would be difficult to predict life and death tonight." Liao Wenjie clicked his tongue, raised his hand and waved the Victory Evil Sword. Into the void.
"..."xN
Liar, you obviously just moved your mouth, and then the female devil died.
After dealing with the female devil, Liao Wenjie stepped forward to touch the corpse, turned out a sachet that was roughly a Qiankun bag, shook it in his hand, turned around and left.
"Wait a minute, senior!"
Seeing that Liao Wenjie was about to leave, Monk Zhengxin hurriedly spoke out and pushed Chang Chongzi who was in a daze next to him.
People have searched thousands of times for him, but now he has been found, and you are talking!
"Is something wrong?"
Liao Wenjie turned around and said in a displeased tone: "The ugly thing is before me. Buddha invited me to play mahjong. His Buddha mind is petty and he hates it most when someone is late when there are three missing and one missing. You call it Xin Zheng Zheng, don't ask too many questions. If I’m late, I’ll say you’re holding me back.”
A poor monk has a righteous mind, which is not called a righteous mind!
"No, it's none of my business. It's Chang Chongzi who has a problem. He has been looking for you, senior, for several days."
Monk Zhengxin became anxious and slapped Chang Chongzi on the shoulder, shaking him hard. The latter lowered his head and remained motionless, as if he was asleep.
Right mind: (;)
"Why are you looking for me when you have nothing to do? You guys are so boring. Hurry up and have a good heart. If you have any questions, hurry up. We're still waiting over there!"
Liao Wenjie said impatiently: "I'm not trying to scare you, that snail head is so painful to hit, I'll slap you to death."
"Late, junior..."
Zhengxin was so depressed that his bald head turned red, and he whispered: "Senior, walk slowly, junior, nothing will happen."
He didn't know whether what Liao Wenjie said was true or false, but what if, there were no absolutes in the world, there was always a possibility.
At first, he didn’t believe that land gods existed in the world, but it turned out that they did exist, and they still wore flip-flops and liked to eat instant noodles.
Such outrageous things can happen, and it is not impossible for the Buddha to make an appointment with the mahjong game. Therefore, a young novice like him should not cause trouble. If the Buddha touches himself in a pornographic manner, he will be punished by the big man.
By the way, did this land god realize the Tathagata Palm because he was late for the mahjong game and got slapped by the Buddha?
If so, Buddha’s card addiction is quite big!
Senior Tiancan said that those palms were vicious and vicious, and they would kill everything they did...
Zhengxin stood beside Chang Chongzi with his head lowered, thinking about what to do with the Buddha. He would study mahjong skills when he got back, and remained motionless on the surface, as if he was asleep.
"If there is something wrong, each one of you is delaying my time. If you are late, I will tell you your name."
Liao Wenjie snorted softly, turned around and walked away. He stopped after two steps and said seriously: "Suddenly I remembered something. A disaster is coming on the day of the solar eclipse. Be prepared and don't lose your life."
"I dare to ask senior, what is the great disaster?" Chang Chongzi asked at the right time.
"I don't know. The last time I met friends with hemp, I heard someone at the next table mention it. At that time, I was short of a piece of Dongfeng, so I didn't listen carefully."
Liao Wenjie said helplessly: "Later, I watched the sky at night and gained nothing from my one-night romance. Sure enough, the mysterious side is all a lie. We practitioners should still believe in science."
"..."xN
"If you care, go back and find some astronomical telescopes, maybe you can get some clues."
"..."xN
He is worthy of being a land god, and his words are incomprehensible, and mortals like them can't understand them at all.
"Wait a minute, senior."
Seeing that Liao Wenjie was walking away after speaking and seemed to have taken something with him, Rong Yuyi said cautiously: "Senior, that earthly demon..."
"mine."
"Yes, yes...who says no."
Rong Yuyi wiped the sweat from her forehead and said with a stiff expression: "This junior knows that the Earthly Yin Demonic Pearl belongs to the seniors, but this junior comes from a thousand years ago and is not a local. There are still junior sisters waiting for him at home. Now that the female devil has been killed, I think Go back and tell her the news, and I hope senior can borrow the Earthly Yin Demon Pearl for use."
You also have a junior sister, why didn’t you tell me earlier!
"So that's it..."
Liao Wenjie touched his chin and said with deep understanding: "It is true that fallen leaves still need to return to their roots, not to mention that it is not appropriate for you, a living person, to live in a foreign land."
"Thank you, senior!"
Rong Yuyi's face was filled with joy. This land god seemed ruthless and a member of an evil sect, but he was actually very reasonable.
"But you are living in a foreign land, and you are not a poor man living in a foreign land. Why are you telling me this? Does it have anything to do with me?"
"???"
Rong Yuyi was stunned on the spot, and 'Liao Wenjie' beside him couldn't stand it anymore. He resisted the pressure of the gods on earth and said fearlessly: "Senior, as the saying goes, a man returns to his homeland and his sword returns to its sheath. No matter where he is, he is just a man." A kite is tied with a thin string, this string is homesickness, if it breaks, the kite is gone.”
"Senior, with just a little effort, you can help someone return to their homeland. Why not?"
"You have fun as long as you want, so I'm so embarrassed!"
Liao Wenjie snorted coldly, looked at his pretty self, silently nodded his approval, and grinned: "If you don't have a home, you can just help her find one. Seeing that your boy has good character and has no bad intentions, who can you two make do with?" It’s not a loss either.”
Rong Yuyi's cheeks were slightly red. If she really couldn't go back, she would do as her senior said.
"No, absolutely not!"
'Liao Wenjie' shook his head decisively, saw Rong Yuyi's face turned pale, and explained sincerely: "Don't misunderstand Yuyi, I am naturally happy to be able to stay with you forever, but... I am ashamed to say that I have a bit of luck. And because I won’t reject girls, I have several confidantees, so it’s not a good choice. Being with me will only delay yourself.”
"It's simple, just get rid of those beauties. If you don't want to do it, I can do it for you."
Liao Wenjie said quietly: "This marriage is a bit interesting. If you dare to agree or not, I will marry you."
"Senior, calm down, junior has something to say!!"
Before 'Liao Wenjie' could get angry and turn into a beauty and fight the land gods alone for three hundred rounds, Rong Yuyi stood in front of him: "Ajie, I'm just a confidante. One more of me is not more, one less of me is not more." , don’t worry about these little things.”
After saying that, she looked at Liao Wenjie again: "Senior, although Ajie has a few confidantes, but... this is not his fault. He can tell the truth, which shows that he is a responsible man and will not let him down. mine."
"..."x2
Although I know you are fooling people, you really dare to say it!
"Since you are willing, Pindao has nothing more to say, but..."
Liao Wenjie raised his hand and checked the time: "After some time, I will visit you. If you dare to deceive me, I will send one of you to the eighteenth level of hell."
As soon as he finished speaking, his figure faded and he disappeared without a trace, holding a plastic bag of cup noodles.
"Ajie, I..."
"Jade Yi, there is no need to say anything. I understand that you just had to do it out of necessity and it was not your sincerity."
The vision switched, and 'Liao Wenjie' turned into Liao Wenjie, taking retreat as an opportunity to advance: "The Earth-Yin Magic Pearl is gone, and there is a Tianyang Divine Pearl. I will try my best to help you find it, and send you back to where I was with you a thousand years ago. Junior sisters reunite, after all, that is your home."
"No, I mean..."
Rong Yuyi was about to say something more, but when she saw Liao Wenjie's serious eyes, she couldn't help but feel a little disappointed: "This is the best, but what if you can't find it? The land immortal also has an earth-yin magic bead in his hand, and he also replied What would he do if he found out a thousand years ago that we had deceived him?"
"Whatever he wants to do, he can do it."
Liao Wenjie grabbed Rong Yuyi's hand and said sincerely: "I only know that the person who goes to the eighteenth level of hell is definitely not you."
Rong Yuyi was elated, blushed slightly and looked away. Mosquito said, "I think this game is quite simple. Neither you nor I need to fight to the end with the Eighteenth Level of Hell."
"What, what did you say, louder!"
"I, I said...if you treat me sincerely, I will naturally not let you down..."
"I tried louder, but I still couldn't hear it clearly."
"You are such a bad person"
The scumbag men resented the women, one was willing to fight and the other was willing to suffer. Only Tiancan was chewing the dog food silently, thinking about himself and Princess Yunluo, and couldn't help but feel inspired.
Liao Wenjie had several confidantes and Rong Yuyi didn't care. He had no reason to stay single.
If a wise brother can do it, then so can he.
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On the other side, the tour group gathered together and lamented that the inner demons came and went quickly, their realm was stable, and their physical strength had improved a lot.
"Did you all see the sword just now?"
"I saw it. If I heard it right, the name of the sword is 'Shengxie'. Looking at the shape of the broken sword, I really know such a sword."
"What a coincidence, I know it too."
"Me too."
"During the Spring and Autumn Period, the master swordsmith Ou Zhizi forged five swords, one of which was the broken sword 'Sheng Xie'. It is said that every inch of the sword was three inches longer than the sword. Only half of it was cast, and it was already full of evil."
"If the sword just now was Shengxie, it has obviously been forged many times. I don't know what the evil sect has become now."
"Hey, the body of the female devil is still there. After all, she is a master, and she must be given the dignity she deserves. We can't let her body be exposed in the wilderness. It's better to take her back... and bury her alive."
"That makes sense."
"Seconded!"
"Me too."
In front of the square, a group of people were busy doing autopsies. Chang Chongzi saw Zhengxin standing nearby with a serious face and said nothing, so he couldn't help but get closer.
"Bald Donkey, what are you doing here? Are you so scared?"
"It's useless. When the poor monk saw the land gods, he was thoughtful and realized something."
"What did you realize that a good monk should play mahjong?"
"Bah, that's nonsense. The poor monk has liked playing mahjong a long time ago, right?"
Zhengxin grumbled and walked away, unwilling to talk nonsense with Chang Chongzi. The bull-nosed man was evil-hearted and always said some inexplicable things to ruin his reputation.
"Where are you going?"
"At a convenience store, I suddenly felt that the monk shoes on my feet were not breathable, so I decided to wear flip-flops from now on, just to keep cool."
Zhengxin strides forward. Although he is not a land god, it does not prevent him from dressing up like a land god.
Also, look at his clothes and appearance. He is low-key and simple. He is hidden in the world of mortals, without any pretense like a land god. He is really an expert from this world.
This state of mind and state are incomparable!
Zhengxin raised his head and sighed, this is the difference. If he were a land god, he would definitely wear gold and silver every day, and even his wig would be made of gold.
"Bald Donkey, bring me a pair of flip-flops too."
Chang Chongzi shouted at Zhengxin's back. He was surprised to realize that something was missing, and hurriedly added: "There are also instant noodles, bring more. From now on, Pindao will eat instant noodles instead."
"Master, don't forget me. Go ahead and buy some things. I also want slippers and instant noodles."
"Me too!"
"Excuse me, Master. Send the Buddha to the West. Give me a shirt. I want the same style as the land gods."