Chapter 484 I used to be an atheist until I met you
Asama didn't know what to say for a moment, so he forced a smile on his face and said, "Sir, we are a serious shrine, and the customs you mentioned have long been history."
"What's wrong with respecting history..."
Liao Wenjie curled his lips and complained: "Just a passer-by, let me tell you something. The gods you worship are not serious. Why do you want to be a serious shrine? Have you really understood and implemented God's will?"
"..."
It made so much sense, Asama was speechless.
"You may not believe it, but I am lucky enough to understand God's will. It is better for the witch to be less serious."
Liao Wenjie raised his brows and whispered: "According to the oracle's instructions, the god you worship has some constructive opinions on the shrine. For example, it is recommended that the witch's clothing should be exposed under the armpits, which not only diverts traffic, but also strengthens the cohesion of believers."
It’s okay not to have such traffic and believers!
Asama closed her eyes and remained silent, facing the gods and turning a deaf ear to what she said. At this moment, although she was a human being, she defeated the gods with her own courage.
Liao Wenjie kept talking for a long time. When Asama nodded perfunctorily, he suddenly felt bored and blinked and looked at Isayama Yomi with a serious face next to him.
"If I'm not wrong, Huang Quan must be one of the shrine maidens."
Liao Wenjie dared to vouch for this. If it were another shrine, the witch might have to hire part-time workers, but the meaning here was different. The sacred goods in the shrine were real, and the white jade statue also had the power to suppress hell.
The Exorcist Family Alliance is the best at selling their daughters and will never let go of this opportunity.
"Yes, besides me, Sister Ming and Kagura too." Isayama Huangquan nodded and admitted.
I knew it!
"It's scary. With the configuration of this shrine, I can totally imagine the gods staying there every night."
Liao Wenjie said solemnly: "What do you want to do, kidnap the Son of God, or kill the God?"
Isayama Huangquan rolled his eyes. He didn't think it was anything before, but now looking at Liao Wenjie's serious face, he felt distorted no matter how he looked at it.
She hesitated for a moment, then turned her head and looked to the side: "Brother Jie, there is no need to hide it anymore. Just now... everyone saw your true face."
"Brother Jie, who is that?"
Liao Wenjie looked confused: "Huang Quan, do I know this person you are talking about? Is he handsome?"
The topic was not suitable for participation or listening, so Asama turned around and left.
"When you fought the King of Hell, the clone you left behind broadcast the entire battle live in the form of a projection, including a scene of you revealing your true face." Isayama Yomi's eyes continued to drift away, and she didn't know why. Telling the truth, I feel bad if I don't tell it, and I feel a little regretful about telling it, and I have mixed feelings.
"It's unreasonable. We're all our own people, and that bastard actually plotted against me!"
Liao Wenjie gritted his teeth. No wonder he felt that the clone's smile was sinister and he looked like a villain. It turned out that it was not an illusion.
"I feel very good……"
Isayama Huangquan whispered BB, and his resentment was visible to the naked eye.
"Okay, since you know everything, I won't explain it. In short, everything is a misunderstanding and the world's fault."
Liao Wenjie raised his hand and wiped it on his face, dispelling the transformation technique, and showed his original appearance. Taking advantage of Isayama Huangquan's unpreparedness, he directly changed the subject and said: "When I heard that you became a shrine maiden, I probably guessed something. What did the head of the Isayama family mean? ...The engagement is void?"
Who dares to enter into a marriage contract with God?
Isayama Yomi became more resentful and nodded without saying anything.
"That's such a shame, even though I was still looking forward to it."
Liao Wenjie looked regretful, and then put his hands on Isayama Huangquan's shoulders: "Since there is no engagement, then we are ordinary friends. I said something before, and you didn't agree at the time. Now our relationship has changed. I I want to say it again.”
"Wha, what?"
Feeling the strength on his shoulders, Isayama Yomi's heart trembled, he blushed and lowered his head, and even trembled when he spoke.
"Can you give me your cousin Ming's phone number?"
"..."
"Huang Quan, what are you talking about? We are just friends, and you can't help us with this little favor?"
"Absolutely not."
Isayama Huangquan narrowed his eyes and pushed Liao Wenjie's hands away with his dead eyes.
She is so stupid that she still has expectations for this kind of scum, no, this kind of divine scum.
"That's right, I was rude. After all, we were engaged before. Asking you for your number will only embarrass you."
Liao Wenjie nodded, because he didn't think it through well: "Since you don't want to, I'll go find her myself another day. That's it, I'll get out of the way first, and I'll have a double date with you and Kagura in the future."
"..."
Isayama Huangquan stood there, silently watching Liao Wenjie's leaving figure, feeling extremely disappointed.
"Dudu! Dududu——"
The phone rang, waking her up from her daze. After answering the unknown call, her eyes gradually brightened.
"Moxi Moxi, is it Huangquan?"
"Ah! Huh? Hmm."
"This is my number. It is different from Kurosaki Ichigo's number that is turned off every day. Under normal circumstances, this number can be reached as long as I am still in this world."
"I don't really want to..."
"Don't say that, this number is very powerful. If you have a wish someday, such as dating me, you can make it come true by calling this number!"
"..."
"The signal is not good, why are you not talking again?"
"I have no such wish..."
"Then please transfer the number to your cousin..."
Snap!
Isayama Huangquan hung up the phone directly, put away the phone with an expressionless face, sneaked out after a while, added the number as a note, and saved it in the address book.
…
Three days later, at night, I will be born again.
In the next life, Tears was lying on the sofa with a facial mask on his face, his long wavy hair hanging down, and he was wearing a monotonous white shirt.
For men, only the middle two buttons are fastened.
Two long snow-white legs were placed on Liao Wenjie's legs. The latter took care of them carefully, picked up the cucumber slices in the fruit plate, and placed two letters on her legs.
On TV, reports about the total solar eclipse continue to be hot, and many programs are being rushed into production to please the audience, and various experts are invited to explain this unusual total solar eclipse.
According to statistics, on a global scale, a total solar eclipse occurs once a year and a half on average. In the same region, it is generally once every three hundred years.
With the current level of science and technology, as long as astronomy enthusiasts are willing to pay for air tickets, it is not uncommon to enjoy a total solar eclipse.
But this time it was different, it was so weird.
Especially the neon lights, the sky and the dark ground, ghosts crying and wolves howling, the shouts of killing in many places are loud, and the traces of explosion damage are clearly visible. Some people believe that it has opened the door to the devil's world.
In this regard, officials from various countries urgently stepped forward to popularize the reasons for the abnormal total solar eclipse to the public in a scientific way.
The reasons are explained as follows:
The earth's magnetic field was affected by the total solar eclipse. Not only the earth, but also the moon was affected, which led to a series of earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes... Bah bah bah... Relevant experts are deciphering the mysteries and exploring the truth of the universe... …Bilibili……
All in all, don’t believe rumors and don’t spread them. Science is the truth. There is no world of demons, let alone war between gods and demons.
Neon was the most exaggerated, even dispatching TV Tokyo and inviting several experts to broadcast live and answer questions for the public through a hotline.
A local audience representative from Neon asked: "Why is it that Neon is the most affected by magnetic field fluctuations when other places are calm and dark at most?"
"Good question!"
Experts proudly said: "Since ancient times, neon has been the place where the sun rises, so it is most affected by the total solar eclipse."
Well-founded and irrefutable.
Friends in the audience suddenly understood, and then organized their words to send congratulatory messages to the experts and neon officials who gave reasonable explanations, and warmly greeted their female relatives.
"What a nonsense explanation, can't you just change the channel?"
Laisheng tears off the mask and looks down. There are only a few pieces of cucumber on his legs, but the fruit plate is empty.
Looking at Liao Wenjie again, he wiped his mouth as if nothing was wrong.
"No, the expert's explanation is reasonable. Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway." Liao Wenjie put away the remote control. He was very satisfied with this variety show, full of laughter, and wanted to watch it for a while longer.
"Tell me the truth, what is going on this total solar eclipse? Is there really a devil invading the world?"
"How is that possible? Where did you hear the gossip?"
Liao Wenjie said in surprise: "Sister Lei, I thought you were an atheist, but I didn't expect you to believe this."
"I used to be an atheist, but until I met you, I was like a ghost." Lai Sheng said speechlessly.
"What the hell, a pervert?"
"..."
She rolled her eyes in tears. She was referring to the female ghost Yamamura Sadako, but when Liao Wenjie said so, she didn't refute it.
"By the way, what are your plans in the next few days? Will you stay in Tokyo or return to Hong Kong Island?"
"Staying in Tokyo, I still have a few things to deal with." Liao Wenjie replied.
"That's great. Come with me, Xiao Tong, and Xiao Ai on a long trip in a few days."
Knowing that he would not get an answer even if he asked, he did not ask Liao Wenjie what he wanted to deal with in the next life. He said bluntly: "On the day of the total solar eclipse, an earthquake occurred on the outskirts of the city and an entire mountain collapsed. Miraculously, a statue of a god that had been buried for many years was able to survive." See the sun again. A shrine is being built there, and many dignitaries have gone to worship the god. I also plan to go and worship, and ask about the wedding date by the way."
"What?!"
Liao Wenjie was confused, this god...
Is he serious?
"I said I plan to worship God and ask the Almighty God when will I be able to wear a wedding dress as I wish!" Afterlife Tears emphasized his tone and said every word.
"Didn't you just wear it last night?"
"Stop pretending to be stupid, that's not what I meant!"
Liao Wenjie gave Liao Wenjie a tearful look in the next life: "I don't care, anyway, you must accompany me when the time comes, otherwise you won't be able to touch me in the future."
Who are you trying to scare? You never took the initiative to touch me!
Liao Wenjie was secretly disdainful and said: "It doesn't hurt to go with you, but I think that the wedding date...how should I put it, the gods may not know, and it will be in vain."
"not necessarily!"
The God of Tears in the Afterlife said mysteriously: "Uncle Yongshi gave me reliable information. In the next month, heads of state from several countries will visit Neon. This shrine, which is still under construction, is listed as a must-stop place."
"Ah this..."
"That's why I said that those scientific explanations on TV are just nonsense. You are a Taoist yourself, so you should know the reasons very well."
Laisheng Lei whispered: "For this worship service, I only got in line after making an appointment. I spent a lot of money to establish relationships."
Liao Wenjie: (_)
"Don't keep a straight face. If you don't do something if others do it, then it will be an unforeseen disaster. It won't go wrong if you pay your respects." Afterlife Tears insisted on his opinion.
"That's right...that's true."
Liao Wenjie: ()
You may not believe it, but the god you want to worship has been ridden by you for three consecutive nights, and there is a high probability that he will not be able to escape tonight.
But if you want to rest assured, we will give you a full refund later, and we won’t waste that money!