Chapter 510 Being pretty is not a good thing

Chapter 510 Being pretty is not a good thing

After eating and drinking, Yan Chixia loosened her belt and said arrogantly that she was too full and wanted to do some exercise after the meal.

He speaks arrogant words, but his actions are not ambiguous at all. Today is different from the past. If you take it lightly, you will only lose face.

As a result, he went all out with his full strength, using the "Shadow and Spirit Like Sword" move, and used the technique of combining man and sword to go straight towards Liao Wenjie.

Duang

A crash, the beginning is the end, there is nothing more.

The divine sword was inserted upside down on the ground. Yan Chixia looked up at the sky, only to feel that the stars in the sky were changing endlessly. He could no longer understand such things as cultivation.

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Liao Wenjie stood nearby, watching the stars with Yan Chixia, and handed over a jar of wine at the right time.

The latter also showed what it means to have a large amount of alcohol. He finished it in a few times, and seemed to be planning to regain his place in terms of drinking capacity.

"You are very mean-spirited and not sincere at all. You are deliberately trying to make fun of me. How can you say that... you are just a little better?" Yan Chixia complained, seriously suspecting that Liao Wenjie took the opportunity to retaliate just to pay back. He used to make things difficult in every possible way.

Seeing that Yan Chixia was depressed and unhappy, Liao Wenjie shook his head with a serious face, and kindly explained: "It's fine, it's just that your level has dropped too seriously, Master Yan, and that's what makes the difference between us..."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. You just beat me once. When one day I improve my cultivation, we can compete again."

"When?"

"How could I know this?"

Yan Chixia said confidently, and then said tangledly: "You kid, tell me honestly, what state are you in right now? I can't understand it at all."

"Land gods."

"Be serious, I'm going to get angry if you talk nonsense again."

"I'm not talking nonsense. He is indeed a land god."

Liao Wenjie spread his hands and saw that Yan Chixia still didn't believe it. She raised her middle finger to the sky in front of him. The moment a thunder struck down, she turned her hand and blasted the lightning and thunder cloud together.

"This this……"

Yan Chixia was dumbfounded. Although she didn't understand it, she felt it was powerful. In short, it must be very strong.

"Ordinary monks are disrespectful to God, and God will not pay attention to it. But when you reach my level, God is paying attention to you all the time, and will respond if you make a slightly bigger move."

Liao Wenjie said truthfully: "I even want to send me away and let me stay somewhere cool. As long as I don't hang out under her nose, I can go anywhere."

"Stop talking, that's all. It makes my Taoist heart feel cold..."

Yan Chixia was silent for a long time and said with a wry smile: "Since you know that God doesn't like you, why do you always provoke her? Why don't you be honest?"

"Interact and increase intimacy."

"It would be weird to believe you."

Yan Chixia rolled her eyes and said bluntly: "It's getting late. You should go to Shangshu Mansion quickly. If it's later, the two ladies should turn off the lights and go to bed."

Isn't that better!

Liao Wenjie grabbed Yan Chixia and said with a smile: "Walking alone at night is boring, why don't you come with me, Master Yan?"

"That's nonsense. You're going to dig through the wall of Miss Ren's house. What am I going to do? Do I want to dig through it with you?"

Yan Chixia shook her sleeves and broke away. He was a serious Taoist priest and had abstained from dirty things like climbing over walls and being admitted to hospital for many years.

"You can look out for me!"

"Pooh!"

"Master Yan, don't leave. I'm serious. Before I come, I'll tell you that Brother Cui Hongjian has become an official in the court and is now living in the capital. Let's go find him together and try to have a drink. Let him miss Dian Mao tomorrow morning."

Liao Wenjie said enthusiastically that as Cui Hongjian was a down-and-out scholar, even if he was in high school, if he was tormented by his superiors for another three to five years, the best result would be to be sent to a remote rural area as an official.

But who allowed him to catch up with the good times!

Pudu Cihang caused trouble in the central court, and all civil and military officials were either imprisoned or eaten by centipedes and turned into empty skins. The imperial examination two years ago coincided with the court's shortage of manpower, so these newcomers were brought in Make up the numbers.

Even so, it was barely enough, and it was a long way from filling the gap.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the emperor released a group of criminals with criminal records from prison. They were convicted and meritorious in name, but in reality they were re-employed.

There are good and bad people. There are people like Zhuge Wolong who were suppressed by political opponents and imprisoned. There are also business masters in officialdom who have a hundred thousand snowflakes.

The emperor said that it didn't matter. It was the right time to employ people, and justice was not important. Stabilizing order was the most important thing.

Otherwise, he could only imitate the Han Dynasty and transfer officials from local areas to Beijing.

"I'm not interested. Stop harming others. That kid is not having a good life..."

"Then it's even more important for me to harm him. It's better to make him absent from work for several days in a row. The superiors will come to inquire about the crime and find that he is entertaining gods at home. Then his official career will be prosperous and he will be in a prosperous career since then." Liao Wenjie touched his chin, he couldn't be wrong. , these days, the plot is always like this.

"..."

Yan Chixia was speechless. It seemed like this was true. Cui Hongjian climbed up so quickly because Liao Wenjie had faked his name and was found by Fu Tianchou when he went to Beijing to take the exam.

"That's great. I wanted to be an official before, but it's a pity that I can't do anything in literature or martial arts. I can only make ends meet by cultivating immortality."

"..."

"Although it was past the best period for me to get started in spiritual practice, and I was ridiculed by others for being too late, I survived the novice period with great perseverance. I achieved some success in two or three years and became a land god."

"..."

Yan Chixia turned around and left, chatting with Liao Wenjie, which hurt her heart. After a while, her heart started to become possessed.

How evil!

Halfway through the journey, Yan Chixia stopped and reminded, "Two years ago, your little maid followed Cui Hongjian to Beijing and was taken away by Miss Fu from Shangshu Mansion. Don't forget this."

"Maid?!"

Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows. It seemed that there really was one. He was given one as a gift back then. He was worried that it was a test on the road to refining the heart, so he changed hands and gave it away.

"Master Yan, are you really not going to climb over the wall with me?"

Liao Wenjie said with a smile: "The best swordsman in the world and the land gods are thieves together. It is a good story. It will be talked about a thousand years later!"

"You drink too much and you talk too much. If you are drunk, I will sleep too."

…

In the capital city.

Night market vendors can be seen everywhere. Although it does not have the prosperity of modern times, it is still very lively and has formed a certain scale.

Especially the Goulan place is really brightly lit.

It’s hard to say when the night market originated. It’s just that it is a product of the times. It conforms to the development of the commodity economy and cannot be banned.

Therefore, the curfew system in the Tang Dynasty led to the creation of "ghost markets". By the Song Dynasty, it had legal status. During the Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, the commodity economy was running around the clock.

The famous poem "The Sapphire Case" is about the scene of the night market, with thousands of flowers blooming in the east wind at night... BMWs with carvings and cars filling the road with fragrance... Jade pots turning with light, and fish and dragons dancing all night long.

Liao Wenjie was dressed in an ancient style, holding a folding fan in his hand, his long hair tied behind his back, and walked slowly towards the Shangshu Mansion.

To be fair, he didn't really want to provoke the Fu sisters. He used to fool people by saying that "women will affect the speed of Pindao's sword drawing". Only when he got to a higher level did he realize that this statement was indeed false.

Not only does a woman not affect the speed of drawing a sword, on the contrary, a high level of cultivation will affect the level of a scumbag.

The higher the realm, the colder the heart becomes, and the more desireless and desireless one becomes.

Sometimes, even before taking off my pants, I feel that it is not interesting at all. If I have this free time, I might as well go to practice.

"That's true, but sisters are too rare, and they still have a maid. If you can bear this, it's okay to break the immortality and not cultivate." Liao Wenjie's words were slanderous, but after a while he came to the door of Shangshu Mansion.

The door was closed, only two lanterns hung high.

What was expected, Liao Wenjie was not surprised. He calculated the position of the wall of the Fu family's sister's courtyard, and he was about to turn over...

"who!"

"Thief, you are so brave, you broke into the Shangshu Mansion at night."

"Someone, take him down."

Before he could take action, he was caught and the stolen goods were taken away. Liao Wenjie didn't panic at all. He straightened his clothes and turned around, looking towards the sedan chair surrounded by sword-wielding guards.

The curtain of the sedan chair was raised, and Fu Tianchou walked out with a dark face. At the emperor's feet, a strong man climbed over the courtyard wall of the Shangshu Mansion. Judging from the location, it was still the boudoir of the female pavilion. It was obvious that he came prepared.

The security situation in the capital is really worrying.

"In broad daylight, the world is clear, and it is when I read by candlelight at night. I saw that you were well-dressed. You must have come from a famous family. Why did you do this..."

Fu Tianchou pointed his swords together and scolded him with righteousness. Halfway through his words, he saw Liao Wenjie's face clearly and hurriedly retracted his sword fingers and bowed and handed over his hands: "It turns out that the gentleman is here. I made a mistake in what I said just now. Please don't blame me. "

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The guards and bearers were all dumbfounded. They didn't understand what the minister was doing to show weakness to the enemy.

It shouldn’t be, they obviously have a huge advantage with more people.

"Master Fu, I haven't seen you for a long time. You are still so energetic and charming."

"Don't dare. Please move, sir. The door is over there. This is the little girl's boudoir."

"I see, it's such a coincidence."

Liao Wenjie nodded: "When I just walked through the gate, I saw that the red door was closed tightly. I didn't dare to knock on the door and disturb Master Fu from rest. That's why I came up with this strategy. I really had no other ideas."

"Sir, please don't tease me. If you have an idea, no courtyard wall in the world can stop you." Fu Tianchou sighed, dismissed the guards on his left and right, and walked side by side with Liao Wenjie.

"It's better for you, adults, to understand me. If I were someone with dirty thoughts, they would definitely think that I have some evil intention of stealing jade and fragrance."

“Why should a pure person defile himself?”

Fu Tianchou sighed again, and said the same thing. With Liao Wenjie's ability, if he really wanted to steal jade and fragrance, he would do it without anyone noticing. How could he be discovered by a few ordinary people.

"A pure person can only clean himself up. Only if there are stains on his body can he integrate into the world, so as not to be said to be hypocritical and not even have any friends."

"It's not sir's fault."

"Yes, it's the world's fault!"

The two of them went into the house and sat down. Fu Tianqiu ordered people to brew the tea given by the emperor, and ordered some cakes to entertain the distinguished guests from afar.

Two years ago, Liao Wenjie and Yan Chixia joined forces to kill Pudu Cihang, who was causing trouble in the world. For Fu Tianchou, these two people were not only his saviors, but also the saviors of the people in the world. Their courtesy came from the heart. There is absolutely no suspicion of hugging someone’s thighs.

When the cakes were served, Fu Tianqiu was not afraid of Liao Wenjie's jokes. He devoured them and drank tea to fill his stomach before stopping.

The emperor's health was not as good as ever, and he encountered natural disasters for many years. In order to help the emperor solve his problems, he worked the night shift every day.

Fu Tianqiu knows the actual situation better than anyone. There is no harvest everywhere, the world is unstable, and a catastrophe is inevitable. He is just doing his best to obey fate regardless of his hard work.

The two chatted for a while. Fu Tianchou learned that Liao Wenjie had met Yan Chixia before coming, and a trace of embarrassment flashed on his face.

He strongly recommended Yan Chixia, but with the precedent of Pudu Cihang, the emperor was too wary. He wanted to get close but did not dare to get close. Even when Yan Chixia moved out of the capital, he just turned a blind eye.

During the conversation, Fu Tianchou vaguely mentioned the matter of letting Liao Wenjie join the court as an official. The latter just pretended that he did not understand and talked to death in a few words.

"It's not too early today. Please stay here, sir. Tomorrow..."

"I'm going to see Brother Cui tomorrow. I'm about to leave the capital and travel far away again." Liao Wenjie said.

In addition to Cui Hongjian, he also wanted to meet Ning Caichen and Shidi. Although they had a three-year appointment, he didn't know when he would come again next time, so he might as well take this opportunity to have a chat.

"Sir, if you call yourself 'Cui Hongjian' in the future, it will really harm me."

"As a practitioner, the fewer things in the world of mortals, the better. You have no choice but to use a trumpet when traveling in the world."

Liao Wenjie shrugged and said shamelessly: "It's a shame to say that I was born with a good skin, which has caused many young girls who are not deeply involved in the world to regret their lives. This is a rule of thumb."

"Then sir, you should know that there are also two young girls in Shangshu's mansion who are not deeply involved in the world."

"Ah this..."

Liao Wenjie looked embarrassed: "Master Fu, I have seen through the world of mortals. I only want to walk to the end of the world with my sword. Marriage is just a drag on me. Don't make it too difficult for me."

"Walking around the world with a sword is not inconsistent with being surrounded by beautiful people like flowers." Fu Tianqiu persuaded in a low voice with an old face.

A few years ago, he would have never been able to say these words, and he would have disdained it. The daughter of the Fu family must be married to a matchmaker.

Today is different from the past. The centipede spirit Pudu Cihang bit off the dragon's luck in one bite. The emperor was not in good health, and his body was not much stronger. After a hundred years, there will only be two female descendants left, so it is better to entrust them to Liao Wenjie. Walking together in the rivers and lakes is carefree.

Fu Tianchou has been in the court for many years and is an irresistible vixen. He is very confident in his vision. Although Liao Wenjie has no love for children, he is a man who values ​​love and righteousness. He will definitely not go wrong by entrusting a pair of daughters to him. pay.

"Master Fu, you can even say this..."

Liao Wenjie clenched his fist and coughed lightly: "If you say something unpleasant, are you going to fall again?"

"Almost. Your Majesty's deadline is approaching. As an emperor and a courtier, I'm afraid I won't be able to protect my two daughters in the future."

"That's true. It's not a crime for a common man to harbor a jade. Being beautiful is not a good thing."

Liao Wenjie nodded. He understood this very well. When his strength was low, he would not dare to walk at night for fear of being kidnapped by the female devil and causing harm.

"Sir, I haven't seen you for two years. Where have you been?"

"The world!"

Liao Wenjie narrowed his eyes slightly. In the past, he was not strong enough and could only fight against the Black Mountain Old Demon and Pudu Cihang. He was helpless against the troubled world here. Now that the land gods have become gods, he wants to try to challenge them.

With his ability, can he change his destiny, wash away the filth of the world, and reestablish the principles of heaven and morality?