Chapter 513 Vow to be a time manager
"Where have you been practicing in the past two years, or..."
Hearing what Liao Wenjie said, Yan Chixia smacked her tongue and felt like she didn't recognize him at all: "Tell me honestly, are you a human being like me, or are you the reincarnation of a god and a powerful person, only to quell the chaos in the world?"
"That's right. I think Master Yan has a nose and eyes, and he looks like the reincarnation of Judge Yama!"
"Don't hurt me, none of these you are talking about are human beings."
"Then General Zhong Kui, please be satisfied!"
"..."
Yan Chixia shook her head silently and said after a while: "Whether you are cutting down the sky or curing diseases, this is going against nature. If you are seeking death, why are you dragging me into this?"
"Master Yan, please have some faith in me. If you succeed, it will be a great merit."
"But I don't have confidence in myself. The old Taoist is delicate and frail. He can't carry his shoulders or lift his hands. How can he help?" The No. 1 Swordsman in the World redefined the concept of being delicate and frail.
"Just watch me work. You and I have known each other for a long time. You don't care about glory and wealth. I must help you earn merit." Liao Wenjie said seriously.
Yan Chixia: "..."
I'm not moved. No matter how I look at it, I feel that Liao Wenjie has bad intentions.
…
At noon, the emperor held a banquet in Xiyuan to entertain Liao Wenjie and Yan Chixia. The latter tasted the palace jade wine and became spoiled. He felt that it was just that, and he was not worthy of carrying Liao Wenjie's gold liquid shoes.
The drink was not very refreshing.
At the end of the banquet, the emperor asked Liao Wenjie if he had secular thoughts. There were several female fans in the palace who admired him for his feat of killing Pudu Cihang and wanted to talk all night long.
Liao Wenjie clapped his hands and asked the emperor to call people over quickly, saying that he and Yan Chixia worked together to kill Pudu Cihang, and today's meeting with female fans should also make progress and retreat together.
This statement was a clear rejection, so the emperor asked himself to be embarrassed and said no more, and asked if Liao Wenjie had any relatives or friends.
It's true that Cui Hongjian and Ning Caichen, who didn't know anything, had a lifetime of glory and wealth + a steady rise to the top.
In the garden, the three of them were sitting in the water pavilion courtyard. A eunuch brought a wooden box and placed it on the stone table. Inside was the jade seal that Liao Wenjie requested.
From the dynasty to the present, there are a total of twenty-four jade seals in the palace due to historical legacy and different functions.
According to legend, the jade seal with the characters "Ordered by Heaven, may you live forever" in seal script has long been missing. Whether it was damaged or lost, no one knows where it went, and the emperor does not have it.
The jade seal that Liao Wenjie asked for was called the "Treasure of the Emperor". It was made of white jade and intertwined with a dragon. It was not used normally and would only be taken out when offering sacrifices to the gods of mountains and rivers.
Looking at many jade seals, this one is mediocre, especially for the political situation. Its biggest use is to fool the people.
"This is it."
Liao Wenjie looked at the jade seal, a red light flashed in his eyes, and he saw the golden dragon's luck mixed with the spiritual energy of the mountains and rivers inside, and knew that he had found the right thing.
"Immortal chief."
The emperor looked complicated and said: "I have something to say, I don't know whether to ask it or not."
"When His Majesty said these words, it was no longer appropriate to ask."
"The Immortal is still so cheerful and quick-talking..."
The emperor secretly said that he was cautious, and simply said without caring about many things: "The Immortal once said that he is proficient in divination..."
"Correction, I have some understanding, not proficiency."
"Well, I'm confused. The Immortal once said that he knows a little bit about divination. Dare I ask how many generations can this country last?"
The emperor asked this question with great determination. It is difficult to conquer a country, but it is not easy to defend a country. Sometimes all it takes is a weak king to change the owner and change the surname.
The emperor was afraid of hearing a reply from Liao Wenjie that he would die within a hundred years, and he did not want to miss a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. After much thought, he still asked the question in one breath.
"this……"
Liao Wenjie pondered for a moment, and according to the time and era, the dynasty in front of him corresponded to the Ming Dynasty in his world history, and it was the Ming Dynasty that suffered from internal and external troubles in the later period.
Although they have the same name and the emperor is also a member of the Lao Zhu family, the background of the world is different. Demons and ghosts are rampant here. It is difficult for him to regard the two Ming dynasties as one.
"If the Immortal doesn't tell me, I probably know it. Please be merciful and don't irritate me." In view of Liao Wenjie's petty mind, the emperor was afraid that he would do something cruel now. Ten years have passed in a blink of an eye, but he can't do it again. short.
"Don't worry, your majesty. I have always been very measured. If I can kill someone, I will never only maim him. If I can maim someone, I will never just maim him with pain."
Liao Wenjie said: "Since your Majesty asked, it concerns the common people of the world, and it is related to the reason why I asked for the jade seal, so I'll just tell you."
"Can you not say it?"
"Your Majesty is the emperor, and you know better than anyone else that history can serve as a guide. The rise and fall of rise and fall is an eternal truth. There is no dynasty in the world that cannot fail. As for your majesty's empire..."
Liao Wenjie glanced at the emperor, and after sweating on his forehead, he slowly said: "Just like your majesty's body, it has been consumed by alcohol and sex, and is riddled with holes. Unless you are successful in cultivation like a poor Taoist, it will turn into loess." Yes, sooner or later it will turn into loess."
"Ahem!"
The emperor coughed repeatedly, he knew this would happen.
I regretted it very much, and I asked myself questions, wondering why he, who was about to die at that time, had nothing to do and did that line about running on people?
"The demise of the dynasty was due to several reasons. Powerful ministers were in power, local governments were divided, and the imperial power restricted the capital and could not be communicated to the local areas. Some policies that benefited the country and the people were also benefited by the officials below."
"What the Immortal Chief said is true. It's like the current drought. Usually, when allocating food for disaster relief, a few handfuls of sand can be mixed into the hands of the victims. Now it's half a catty of grain and half a catty of sand, and some people use this official food to sell it." The emperor lamented. It sounded like there were too many implicates and nothing could be investigated. He could only stare and hope that nothing would happen.
"In addition, there will be eunuchs in power, foreign enemies invading, and natural disasters coming to the world..."
At the end of the day, Liao Wenjie concluded: "In the final analysis, it is nothing more than natural and man-made disasters that have intensified social conflicts and made the country increasingly empty."
"Please ask the immortal to teach me!"
As soon as the emperor heard that it was about the country, the country, and the country, he stopped pretending to be dead and respectfully asked Liao Wenjie to elaborate.
"Your Majesty, there is no need to be humble. You have been the emperor for so many years, and you know the principles better than anyone else. I am not qualified to teach you with my little knowledge on paper."
Liao Wenjie shook his head: "It's like the refugees and beggars in the world. If anyone can decide their number, that person must be Your Majesty, not a poor man."
"Thanks to the Immortal Chang Gaogao, but I am also powerless now. Years of severe cold, drought and locust plagues in the north and south have left the people with no harvest and people's resentment has been boiling for a long time." The emperor wanted to say something, and in some places there was even news of Yi Zixiang There was a tragic food incident, but he only heard about it and was not sure it was true.
"Man-made disasters are human choices, and poor people have no right to interfere. If there is a peasant uprising and overthrows His Majesty's empire, it will be His Majesty's own fault."
Liao Wenjie said slowly: "Natural disasters are different, manpower can win against nature... It is difficult for others to do anything, at least people nowadays can't do it. The poor man asked for the jade seal just to try to cure the serious illness caused by natural disasters."
"The Immortal has mercy!"
The emperor praised, whether it is true or false, a compliment at this time will never go wrong.
"Calculating the time, it's almost time. If there is a vision from the sky later, I hope your Majesty will issue an edict to appease people's hearts and prevent the disaster, so that the people of the capital will not be affected."
After Liao Wenjie finished speaking, he grabbed the jade seal with one hand, put his other hand on Yan Chixia's shoulder, and moved to a secluded Taoist temple outside the capital.
"Tsk, tsk, this spell is really powerful. If the old Taoist had this unique skill, he would have emptied the palace's wine cellar a few years ago." Yan Chixia said with envy.
Look at your potential!
Liao Wenjie looked disgusted, but he was much more noble. As soon as he acquired the magical power of small teleportation in the three realms, he vowed to be an unknown time administrator and make everyone happy.
"I just wanted to ask in the palace, why are you talking so much to the old emperor? Do you think so highly of him?"
"Isn't this to bring some benefits to Cui Hongjian and Brother Ning? They are not cultivators, and it is useless to seek merit. I can only help them seek glory and wealth."
Liao Wenjie spread his hands. For this reason, he even reluctantly gave up the meeting with female fans. He was so moved by his sincere friendship that he would not accept any rebuttal.
"Believe it or not, you will be a ghost."
Yan Chixia felt sad in her heart, but she was reluctant to give up. She looked at the jade seal in Liao Wenjie's hand: "What are you going to do next, and what do you want me to do?"
"I need to go all out to fight against the sky. I have Hero Lao Yan to protect me and don't let the monster take advantage of me."
"more specific."
"Don't do anything, just sit back and enjoy the results."
"..."
Yan Chixia felt distressed when she heard this, and turned to look aside, secretly regretting that she had been too gentle back then, and she should have tormented Liao Wenjie harder.
Now it’s no longer possible, I can only think about it but cannot put it into practice.
He just turned around, and a Taoist priest in red robes walked out from behind Liao Wenjie. He had red eyes, vertical eyebrow lines, a grin, and a mouth full of sharp teeth.
The sudden evil aura made Yan Chixia straighten her beard in shock. She hurriedly took two steps back and said cautiously: "Who is this person? Where did you find the help?"
"He is me, incarnated outside my body, housing my good thoughts."
Liao Wenjie explained, raised his hand and poked the face of the embodiment of kindness: "There are still some similarities between the eyebrows. Didn't Master Yan see it?"
Incarnation outside the body!
Shocked to hear about this magical power, Yan Chixia's heart skipped a beat, and she was convinced in her heart, but her words were still tough: "This incarnation of yours has a ferocious look on its face and a sinister aura. You don't look like a good person at all. Are you sure you don't have evil thoughts?"
What qualifications do you have to say someone else is ugly?
"How to punish evil with kind eyebrows and kind eyes? If you want to do good, you must be more evil than evil. I think Master Yan understands this truth." Liao Wenjie glanced at Yan Chixia's eyebrows, and then looked at his beard. He looked so fierce. Honor can not only stop children from crying, but also make the legs weak after seeing ghosts at night.
After speaking, he took a deep breath, pointed his finger into a sword, with red light lingering on his fingertips, cut off a strand of long hair, and used the method of spreading beans into soldiers, transforming into a group of harmless clones with smiling faces.
"These... are also external incarnations?"
"How is it possible? It's obvious that they are all very ordinary clones."
"..."
"I'm not lying to you, it's very common to scatter beans and make soldiers."
Yan Chixia: (灬)
So angry!