Chapter 519: Exploding Pussy Peeing Beef Balls

Chapter 519: Exploding Pussy Peeing Beef Balls

Hong Kong Island, backer villa.

Liao Wenjie, who had just returned from Neon, took out his phone and called his other girlfriends one by one before fastening his pants.

I had no choice but to return from Yan Chixia's world a few days ago and found that due to the speed of time, I had disappeared without any news for a week. Fortunately, he usually has a busy persona, and coupled with his eloquent tongue, everything on the phone was smooth.

The wings were not satisfied with this statement and complained that he must have a vixen outside. In order to appease their resentment, he had to take action and use sufficient public food as evidence to prove that his target was always clear and he did not shoot randomly outside.

The stall was too big, and every minute and every second was racing against time. He was tired to the point that he was a little tired. He secretly vowed to stop when he was ready and meet a beautiful girl again in the future...

Just accept it when you see it!

That's what a scumbag is like. He admits his mistakes proactively and never changes his original intention. He is still the same boy as before, without any change.

After arranging the schedule for the next few days, Liao Wenjie sat cross-legged on the sofa, using the magical power of the Great Movement of the Three Realms to sense the new world that could be captured around him.

Not a single one, just like the previous days, nothing was found.

I don’t know whether the friction between worlds is mostly just a whim, or whether the area where Miss Earth is located has a poor market access and the traffic is really average. Except for the world where Shushan is located, I have been to other places before.

Half an hour later, Liao Wenjie took a shower and drove out to Tang Zhudi's big house.

I contacted her before, and according to Tang Zhudi, Cheng Wenjing took the initiative to work overtime today, saying that it was the end of the month and there were some data that needed to be verified in order to get the reports out.

There is no one at home, and Tang Zhudi's insomnia problem has occurred again. I hope my good brother will come to visit the patient.

As the old saying goes, where the meaning lies, even if there are thousands of people, I will go there.

When the brothers are in trouble, Liao Wenjie naturally has to step forward. As for Cheng Wenjing's overtime work...

How come there are so many coincidences? They are all man-made. Before contacting Tang Judy, Liao Wenjie had contacted her first.

…

On the top floor of the building, the corridor was pitch dark, the office door was locked, and only a small amount of light leaked through the crack in the door.

Cheng Wenjing arranged her work clothes, sat on Liao Wenjie's lap, folded her arms, and buried her head in his neck.

"Wen Jing, if you are tired, there is a bed in Sister Judy's office, and I will clean the battlefield."

“Disgusting”

Hearing these words, Cheng Wenjing blushed, raised her hand and gave Liao Wenjie a heavy blow on his shoulder, and then sighed deeply.

"What's wrong? You're frowning. Did someone bully you? Tell me and I'll take revenge for you."

"Who else can bully me besides you?"

"That's not necessarily the case, like Sister Judy."

Cheng Wenjing was overjoyed when she heard this. She secretly thought that she finally got to the point, and said in a resentful tone: "Every time I'm with you, I feel guilty. I feel like I'm putting a hat on Sister Judy."

Don’t be afraid, she will wear it for you too!

Liao Wenjie gave himself a thumbs up. He processed the complex triangular relationship into an equilateral triangle, with each line balanced and equal. Even if it is exposed in the future, these three lines will remain stable as before.

"Dead man, don't you have any ideas after hearing this?"

Cheng Wenjing couldn't forget the sweet dream of hugging her left and right. When she saw Liao Wenjie pretending to be deaf and dumb, she bit his ear.

"There are many thoughts, such as being heartbroken, I am holding you, but you are thinking about other women..."

Liao Wenjie lamented and sighed: "But what can I do? I am lost in love. I can only imagine that one day you will regret it, realize that there will be no results with her, and then stay with me peacefully."

"It's so kind of you……"

Cheng Wenjing's eyes were filled with mist, and she kissed Liao Wenjie hard. After a while, she was shocked to realize that the rhythm was wrong. What she wanted was not that her lover would always be the same, but just a little bit scumbag.

"Ajie, let me tell you something secretly. According to my observation, Sister Judy has secretly liked you for a long time."

Cheng Wenjing observed Liao Wenjie's expression as she spoke, and seeing that there was no change, she added, "I know you don't believe it, but a woman's intuition is not wrong. She does have feelings for you."

Liao Wenjie: "..."

Stop it, your gut shouldn't bear this humiliation.

"Speak, every time we stay together, Sister Zhudi is all alone. It's so pitiful."

Liao Wenjie: "..."

She was very happy when she was there, and she was smiling even in her dreams.

"Since Sister Judy likes you, and I... don't mind, why not, why not... just say yes."

Cheng Wenjing tested in a low voice. She had put a lot of effort into her dream of hugging each other, even buying computer accessories. However, she felt guilty because she always felt that Judy Tang's smile was meaningful, causing her plan to always be stuck before being put into action.

"Sounds good, hugging me from left to right, a man's dream!"

"You agreed?"

Cheng Wenjing was pleasantly surprised. If she had known it was so easy, she would have said it a long time ago.

"What's the point of agreeing to it?"

Liao Wenjie pouted: "What do you and I think? It's not important. What matters is what Sister Zhudi thinks. Stop dreaming and go to bed early. We have to go to work tomorrow!"

"Just give it a try. If it succeeds, you can hug me."

Cheng Wenjing said seductively: "Sister Judy is so rich, so much so that she can save decades of hard work!"

You may not believe it, but I was forced to get married by a richer and more powerful man in Neon, and my arrogant head is still stubborn and refuses to bow down.

Liao Wenjie shook his head and said nothing. Cheng Wenjing tried to persuade him a few more times, but finally gave up in frustration, thinking that this man was too dedicated, so why not find another way to break through.

Judy Tang is an old scumbag. As long as she can show the same energy as when chasing girls, it will definitely not be a problem to deal with Liao Wenjie.

This plan works.

Cheng Wenjing felt that this hand was not a 100% guarantee, but 50-50 should be no problem. She was very sure that Tang Judy's feelings for Liao Wenjie were definitely not as good as the two brothers on the surface. She couldn't sleep peacefully without Liao Wenjie beside her to help her sleep. This was the ironclad General evidence.

Gululu

Just as she was thinking about it, her belly growled softly. Cheng Wenjing got up and walked to Judy Tang's office. She opened the can and heated it in the microwave. She came to Liao Wenjie with a small bowl.

"The peeing beef pills that are very popular these days can even cure anorexia. Try it."

"Peeing cow balls?!"

Liao Wenjie's heart skipped a beat. Just as he was wondering, Cheng Wenjing picked up a piece of beef balls with chopsticks and blew on it. He put it to his mouth and bit it without thinking.

"Yes, the beef balls that explode and pee are very flexible. They have been shown on TV and can be played like table tennis."

Seeing that Liao Wenjie was about to take a bite, Cheng Wenjing hurriedly shouted to stop: "Don't just bite half of it. The middle of the beef ball is empty. If you mess around, it will spray on my face and it will be very hot."

"???"

A string of question marks floated across Liao Wenjie's forehead. It felt like Cheng Wenjing was driving, or maybe she was borrowing beef pills to complain about what just happened.

Seeing that Cheng Wenjing looked serious and seemed to be speeding unintentionally, Liao Wenjie decided to give her a chance to be lenient and not revoke her driver's license because of her usual quiet behavior.

The steaming hot beef balls are in your mouth. If you bite down the whole thing, the juice in the hollow part will explode in your mouth instantly. It is worthy of the name of the beef balls that explode and pee.

"How's it going? Isn't it delicious?"

Cheng Wenjing swallowed a whole mouthful, but her mouth was too small and she couldn't control the strength. The moment the juice splashed, Liao Wenjie grabbed her chin and twisted it to the side, hitting it all... No, spraying it all... That's not right either...

In short, there was a glob of liquid on the wall.

"The taste is okay. It's commendable that canned products can have such a taste. But it's just too trashy. It's very insulting to slap people in the face, and it can easily cause disputes."

Liao Wenjie commented and finally concluded: "It's so dirty. Who came up with the idea? I guess it's a man, and he's not a serious person."

"You are right about all this... Hey, obscene, what are you thinking!"

Cheng Wenjing rolled her eyes at Liao Wenjie and said: "The former 'God of Food' Stephen Zhou, the owner of the Tang Dynasty restaurant chain, suffered from food poisoning in his restaurant and was found to have used smuggled beef. He went bankrupt and became a pauper..."

“But in less than a month, he made a comeback with the product Explosive Pee Beef Balls. Not only did he open a chain store, but he also took out a loan to start a canning business. It is sold in more than 2,800 supermarkets and convenience stores in Hong Kong. , is a phenomenal bestseller.”

"Although he is not a good person, his first-class business acumen and vision allowed him to accurately seize this opportunity. Overall, he is a qualified businessman who is only interested in profit."

"So that's the case, I didn't even know."

Liao Wenjie nodded. The time when Stephen Zhou was in despair happened to be during the total solar eclipse. At that time, he was in Tokyo, solved the King of Hell, and began to explore other worlds. The trends on Hong Kong Island were only focused on supernatural events.

"You are so busy that you don't see anyone every day and you are out of touch with society. How could you possibly know?"

Cheng Wenjing complained, since Liao Wenjie had his own company, he had less time to spend time with her.

"That's right, I'm too ambitious about my career."

Liao Wenjie nodded, then hugged Cheng Wenjing and sent a series of sweet words, coaxing the other person's eyes to smile like crescent moons.

She drank enough water and thought about food and clothing, but she lay in Liao Wenjie's arms and refused to let go.

"Hey hey hey..."

…

After sleeping in the office for a night, Liao Wenjie sent Cheng Wenjing a bunch of love words that he never tired of hearing, and left just before Tang Zhudi went to work, perfectly taking advantage of the time difference between going up and down the elevator.

Arriving at the Sanjie Paranormal Consulting Company on the 18th floor, Liao Wenjie flirted with the long-legged front desk girl for a while, giving her the illusion that she could only become the boss's wife.

He called Lao Wang, the logistics manager, and brought all the newspapers ordered by the company from a month ago to today into the office, and quickly flipped through the pages at a glance.

After a while, he found reports about Stephen Chow.

Most of the news is mainly criticism, mainly because customers complain that the Tang Dynasty catering chain service is superficial, the food is seriously inconsistent with the pictures, and the price is even more unequal, and there is a situation of serious deception of consumers.

There are many similar reports. It is not difficult to see that at this time, some people have begun to create public opinion to remove Stephen Zhou from the throne of the 'God of Cookery'.

Brand reputation is a crucial part of brand value. Stephen Chow is not a fool. He discovered that someone was hacking his chain store and immediately contacted the newspaper to protest.

The comments of a few guests cannot represent everyone. The newspaper must be legally responsible for making generalizations, misleading the public, and slandering his reputation.

While protesting, Stephen Chow did not forget to restore his reputation. While clamoring for a lawsuit with the newspaper, he also paid the newspaper to publish articles that glorified him.

For a time, the newspaper office made money from both ends, and may have become the biggest winner.

As for these reports, Liao Wenjie suspected that Stephen Zhou hired an undercover agent. They exaggerated too much, seemed pink but were actually black, and made it extremely difficult to read.

For example, this one he is reading.

Stephen Zhou's high school grades were not ideal...

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