Chapter 582 It’s all a misunderstanding
Seeing clearly the banana fan carried on Liao Wenjie's shoulders, the Bull Demon King's eyes were splitting. It was unmistakable. It was his wife's fan. It was a precious thing and kept in his mouth every day. It was not a critical moment when he had to. It won't be used to defend against enemies.
"Brother Niu, why is my sister-in-law's banana fan in his hand?"
"Brother Niu, hold on, it's not a big problem, you still have brothers."
Brothers and friends are two different concepts. Friends will comfort you when you are down, but brothers will only add insult to injury and add salt to your wounds.
These are often the people who are the best at setting the pace.
According to what they want, good brothers, if you want a quilt, you can have whatever woman you want, and that's all.
So, if you have been single, don't always look for reasons in yourself. Look to the side. If there is a hippie with a smiling face, don't doubt it. It's all his fault.
This is the situation of the Bull Demon King right now. He is driven by a few brothers to fly up the rhythm. It was obviously Liao Wenjie who snatched the banana fan, but it just changed the taste and became the same color as the head of the Bull Demon King and the banana fan.
The new youngest, the 'Monkey King', Sun Wukong, is still a newbie. He doesn't understand the sinister intentions between the brothers. He believes what he hears and believes it, and the whole monkey is in trouble.
He widened his eyes and took a breath, secretly thinking that his sister-in-law's legs were spread too far apart. She had spent time with him two days ago, and the damn baby made some vows to each other, but in the end, she gave the baby away in the blink of an eye. Got other pretty boys.
The angry monkey is also!
Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and blurted out: "Brother Niu, I can't bear it. I can't bear it. Let's go together and kill him!"
"Good brother..."
The Bull Demon King ignored the shouting and insulting people around him and looked at the monkey with a very moved look. He lost his sight, and it turned out that this man was his real brother, Lao Niu.
Liao Wenjie: (一`一)
Looking at the sudden change in the world, his heart skipped a beat. He didn't need to think about it. He was confident and without any doubts. He was being targeted.
As for the reason, after thinking about it, there are probably two possibilities.
One is that Patriarch Bodhi is indeed a big boss, so he is totally screwed up, and now he is being settled by the Queen of Autumn; the other is to be simpler, he pretended to be a member of the Buddhist sect when he snatched the banana fan from the Cow Demon King, and his appearance was too ugly, which ruined his reputation.
Not bragging, Liao Wenjie thought about the first possibility, which was more likely, and used the elimination method.
Of course, he is not saying that the reputation of Buddhism is inherently bad and that no matter how bad it is, it will never get that bad, but that monks have nothing in common and do not value reputation.
Thinking of this, Liao Wenjie felt secretly happy, and a smile subconsciously appeared at the corner of his mouth.
No matter what, if you give him another chance to lose his mind, he still dares.
"You evil beast, you still dare to laugh!!"
The sound in his ears was so loud that Liao Wenjie raised his hand and took out his ears. He frowned and looked at the seven monsters in front of him. He barely recognized the Bull Demon King and the Monkey King. As for the remaining five, it was not difficult to guess based on the lines of the Bull Demon King's previous sworn vows.
The Great Sage of Pingtian - Bull Demon King
The Great Sage Who Overwhelms the Sea - Demon King
Great Sage Huntian - Demon King Peng
The Great Sage who Moves Mountains——The Lion and Camel King
Ventilation Great Sage - Macaque King
The great sage who exorcises gods——King Yu Tao
Monkey King, Monkey King!
In Journey to the West, the famous boy group of the demon clan has a great reputation, but now they don't have the title of great sage. Even if there is, it is just a boast in private, a drunken bragging, and the official can't hold it accountable. To truly implement the title of the Great Sage, we have to wait for the monkey to raise the flag and call himself the 'Monkey King'.
Although they are seven brothers, they may have made a promise to die in the same year, same month, and same day when they were sworn in, but just listen to this and don't take it too seriously. Whether it's the Huaguo Mountain being surrounded or the monkey being crushed by the Wuzhi Mountain, there are only six left. Nothing happened.
But then again, given Monkey's foul mouth that offends people, it makes sense that no one would want to stop him.
This monkey is not a son of man, he is a useless brother.
Looking at the seven demons' eyes that were either angry or joking, Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows. The question is, when the seven brothers worshiped each other, who did they worship?
It can’t be Mr. Guan too!
Liao Wenjie looked along where the Seven Demons were standing and found that he was standing on the desk. He had arrived early and was just a little short of being able to bow to the Seven Demons during their sworn vows.
"You guys, you don't answer or answer questions I ask you. Are you deaf or mute?"
The Bull Demon King was extremely irritable. He pressed his heavy forehead and gritted his teeth and said, "Let me ask you, where did the banana fan in your hand come from?"
"this……"
Liao Wenjie pondered for a moment and then told the Bull Demon King the truth. Would it be too pretentious to say that the banana fan was snatched from the Cow Demon King?
Not so good!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but blush a little, scratched his nose, and looked away with a slight apology.
Liao Wenjie: (ω)
Looking at the stinky and shameless person in front of him, the Bull Demon King felt like the world was spinning. He blamed these brothers for making noise, but now he was fine, he was right, his wife really had a love interest outside.
Lao Niu couldn't accept it for a moment, so he staggered back a few steps and was supported by the Jiao Demon King and Peng Demon King on the left and right.
"Brother Niu, women are like clothes. If they don't fit you, change them. Don't take it personally."
"That's right, Brother Niu. The men of the demon race are bold and bold. Carpe diem is king. Today, my brothers vented their anger on you and used this pretty boy's head as a wine flask for you."
"That's right, we will make a wine pot during the day and a urinal at night. We brothers will take turns using it, so that he will never be reincarnated!"
"..."
The Bull Demon King's mouth trembled, but he didn't say a word. He waved his hand and took out three steel forks that supported the sky, and swung them hard at Liao Wenjie.
Fuck him!
In an instant, the six great saints each took out their weapons and stood in several corners, forming a siege and blocking Liao Wenjie with no way to escape.
They were all arrogant people. A mere pretty boy was not qualified to let them swarm him. Moreover, the Bull Demon King's evil spirit was difficult to control, so they were happy to let him vent his cruelty to the food.
At this time, Ji Yao still couldn't figure out why the elder sister-in-law, a good and dignified woman, had gone out to find a concubine behind her elder brother's back.
Forget it, I have to find a pretty boy. Isn’t his brother a good guy?
Monkey joined the discussion group, mixed in with the condemnation, and severely scolded the sister-in-law for her unethical behavior of diverting her own fertile land into the water of outsiders.
As for Liao Wenjie, when he saw the Bull Demon King taking out a three-pronged steel prong weapon, he became aware of it.
In the small world, this bull's level is average. It is slightly stronger than the Bull Demon King we encountered before, but its strength is limited. It is by no means the strongest among many worlds.
The specific method of judgment is that the weapon counts as one. The orthodox Bull Demon King uses an 'iron rod' and calls himself 'Pingtian Monkey King', which corresponds to 'Monkey King Monkey King' and 'Golden Cudgel' in an absolutely equal manner.
However, this was just Liao Wenjie's own speculation. The names of the Seven Saints of the Monster Clan were too loud. He subconsciously determined that the Bull Demon King, as the leader, had lived happily for so many years and lived a more nourishing life than a monkey. His strength would definitely not be any worse. go.
Getting back to the topic, the Bull Demon King mistakenly thought that his wife had a love interest outside, so he became so angry that he wanted to fight Liao Wenjie with his life.
The dark demonic energy raged and vented, with the three steel forks as the vanguard, the black mist rolled into sharp horns, roaring and bombarding down.
Liao Wenjie narrowed his eyes slightly, and there were six great sages of the monster clan watching from the side. He used all his strength without letting go, his eyes flashed red, he fixed the black smoke bull's head that was roaring towards him, and he turned his five fingers into palms and struck out quickly.
The golden light is infinite, as if the sun is coming.
With just one blow, the rampaging old cow was knocked away and disappeared like a cannonball. It was unknown where it was carried by the golden handprint.
"..."x6
The six demons who were watching did not react for a moment. The playful smiles on their faces were fixed on their faces, and were gradually replaced by solemn expressions.
If you have some ideas, let’s work together.
Without thinking much, the six demons attacked at the same time. The demonic aura filled the sky, the sky and the earth roared, the earth rippled like a water mirror, and the tide surged in all directions. Wherever it passed, mountains collapsed, water and rivers flowed backwards, everything was torn and shattered, and then buried by subsequent impacts.
In the dark sky and dark ground, a bird-man with black feathers, wings on his back and curved horns on his head fluttered his wings.
Peng Demon King.
Rolling sound waves and roars were released from its fanged mouth, resounding throughout the mountains and rivers thousands of miles away. As it flapped its wings, a boundless hurricane suddenly exploded.
The strong wind crushed the boundless demonic energy, and the power of an unimaginably strong wind cut through the sky like a rainbow piercing the sun. It bombarded down at a speed that the naked eye could not catch, breaking through the folds of space, and rushed in front of Liao Wenjie in the blink of an eye.
On the other side, a ferocious evil dragon covered in scales rose up from the clouds, its terrifying body looming, a pair of golden eyes radiating light, its blood basin wide open, using its magical power to move clouds and spread rain, instantly flooding the mountains and rivers below.
Jiao Demon King.
As his breath fell, the ice field froze, and the strong wind carried the weapons and struck them down like a shower.
Then the distant peaks were uprooted one after another, and a strong body was supported by hands on its shoulders, lifting the mountain and throwing it out like a cannonball...
The six great saints used their own methods to shake things up, and the scene was spectacular.
In comparison, Liao Wenjie was much quieter because he was not good at showing off.
A white Dharma statue stood on the spot, ignoring the severe cold of the ice field, with a holy face, eyebrows and eyes open, a beam of white light shot out, penetrating the sound wave and roaring to annihilate it into nothingness.
"Demonstrate!!"
"Suppress the demon!!"
The sound of thunder came down in a mighty way, and the ripples it caused were like a stormy sea, sweeping through tens of thousands of people.
The great river suddenly calmed down, the reverse flow trembled, the mountains were overwhelmed and broke half of their waists, and the rolling air waves carried endless power, just like gods descending to earth, exerting their divine power in the sea of blood and white light.
Then, the six hands of Dharma came out together, and the wind passed by them, and the dust and air in the space were emptied out in an instant. While advancing slowly, the palm print penetrated the void, crossed the barrier of magical powers, and slapped on the bodies of the six great saints.
The sky and the earth were silent, and everything was silent. Even though the sun was bright in the sky, the light was covered by the powerful palm print that blocked the sky and the sun.
For a moment, the sky turned into a turbulent sea, with countless ripples twisting and twisting, like a black whirlpool, with the white Dharma as the center, quickly swallowing up tens of thousands of miles of land.
boom! ! !
The palm falls and is collected.
Liao Wenjie dispersed the Dharma image and stood there holding the banana fan. Six black dots fell from mid-air and hit the ground beside him.
The six great saints rushed to the street collectively.
"Six virtuous brothers, please accept your magical powers and leave this devil to me, Lao Niu, to deal with it!"
The Bull Demon King came a step late and saw the roaring sound in the world. He thought that all his brothers were risking their lives and used their magical powers. He was moved and excited. With these six virtuous brothers who are close to each other, his life is worth it.
However, it was worth it. He had to come out with this bad breath himself no matter what, and could not borrow it from his brothers.
Think less!
The Bull Demon King guessed the beginning but not the end. His six virtuous brothers did risk their lives, but they had never played against their opponents. They were brutally killed in front of each other, and they all lay on the ground groaning.
Bull Demon King: ┗(￣!!￣;)┛Sucking┗(￣’’￣;)┛
hateful!
It's true that the stinky bitch found such a powerful Taoist friend for him without even saying anything in advance.
It's fine now, but the six virtuous brothers suffered, and it didn't end well.
"This... uh, Brother Niu."
Liao Wenjie tightened the banana fan on his shoulders: "I said it was all a misunderstanding. Do you believe it?"
How could you believe it!
"letter."
The Bull Demon King nodded heavily. Apart from believing, he had no other choice but to comfort himself. There are more than one banana fans in the world. The fire fan used by Taishang Laojun to light the stove belongs to Yang. The fan in his wife's hand has a lot of water and belongs to Yin.
Where there is yin there is yang, where there are two there is three, there is nothing wrong with having one more.
Thinking of this, Niu Mo was relieved. He had overthought it before. Princess Iron Fan was pure and pure, and the powerful and powerful woman in front of her was not a woman. He, the old Niu, was not a cuckold.
"Brother Niu, what is your banana fan formula?"
"..."
Poof!
The Bull Demon King received a stab in the chest, and his iron-clad body swayed a few times, but he steadied himself. He smiled dryly and said, "Didn't that bitch... that good wife tell you the secret of the banana fan?"
His words were full of resentment, and he swore that if Liao Wenjie asked again, he would risk his life today not to have to fight for his reputation.
"Brother Niu, you misunderstood. I have never met Mrs. Niu. I snatched this fan from you." Liao Wenjie explained.
"What?"
His face was confused, but his complexion obviously improved a lot. As long as Liao Wenjie was not a fellow Taoist, everything would be easy.
"To be honest, I come from another world. There, because Mrs. Niu had an affair with a monkey over there, you divorced her in a rage and took the banana fan as divorce property."
Liao Wenjie kindly answered the Bull Demon King's questions. Regardless of the other person's forehead being illuminated by green light again, he continued: "When we first met, you thought I was Tang Sanzang... Oh, you don't know who Tang Sanzang is... these are not important. , the result is that you were pinned down by me at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, with your butt facing out, and the fan was snatched away at that time."
Speaking of this, Liao Wenjie sighed: "Brother Niu, this is your fault. You told me about the misunderstanding, but you refused to listen and were determined to beat me. I had no choice but to fight back."
Bull Demon King: ┗(ˇˇ;)┛
This man is really unreasonable, talking nonsense that he can't understand. With so many brothers present, he doesn't want to lose face. How can he be the leading brother in the future?
And that stinky monkey, this thing is not over yet!
"Brother Niu, it's not my little brother who blames you, you're just a passerby. It's you who are wrong this time."
"Indeed, I also think it's your fault, Brother Niu, for misunderstanding a good person."
"Brother Niu, brothers admire your righteousness, but it's not okay to help managers but not relatives. It's not okay to blame a good person by mistake. You... apologize quickly!"
"..."
On the ground, a group of monkeys were panicked because their adultery was exposed. The five virtuous brothers spoke up and criticized the leader. They must admit their mistakes and stand firm when they are beaten. This is their good brother.
By the way, I gave the Bull Demon King a wink. If the Bull Demon King doesn't set up a dangerous wall, the other party can fight a group of them. This apology is so embarrassing.
Hurry up, the other party will use their bodies to make a feast today if it's too late.
Bull Demon King: ┗(ˇˇ;)┛
I was very angry. The Bull Demon King in another world made a mistake. Why should he apologize?
Brother, it’s okay if you don’t want it!
Thinking of this, the Bull Demon King puffed up his chest and said firmly: "It's my fault, old cow. If you want to kill or cut into pieces, that monkey will never complain!"
Sun Wukong: (())