Chapter 590 The profession has been suppressed for five hundred years
Tang Sanzang, squatting next to Liao Wenjie in the grass, shook his head secretly. Chen Xuanzang's performance once again deeply disappointed him.
Tang Sanzang didn't know Duan Xiaoxiao's possible hidden identity or the meaning behind his identity. He only knew that he was too immature in this world, not his body, but his mind. If he couldn't stand the test, he would sooner or later be in trouble.
Fortunately, Chen Xuanzang still has advantages. He is young and enterprising.
But then again, youth and experience are inherently contradictory, and you cannot expect a person to be perfect from birth.
Different from Tang Sanzang's little entanglement, the monkey squatted on Tang Sanzang's shoulder, looking at the childish-looking Chen Xuanzang, and silently shed tears.
Chen Xuanzang is Tang Sanzang. Because the world is different, he shows two completely different personalities and appearances.
He understood all the principles, but why was Chen Xuanzang not his master?
He is so happy in this world!
The more the monkey thought about it, the more envious he became, and the more he thought about it, the more worthless he became. He muttered that God has no eyes to see. If the master were replaced by Chen Xuanzang, he would definitely be the staunchest supporter of the journey to the west.
It's not a monkey's boast, for a young man like Chen Xuanzang, he could deceive eight times in one night.
It's a pity that it can't be replaced.
No, you have to change it even if you can't, otherwise he will go crazy sooner or later!
The monkey looked at Tang Sanzang with a ferocious face, thinking about killing Tang Sanzang, seeking refuge with Chen Xuanzang, and escorting him to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.
Because Liao Wenjie also appeared in sight, the monkey immediately gave up the unrealistic idea and squatted down obediently, indicating that he was a harmless pet.
Once the signs arise, it is difficult to suppress them. After a while, Sun Wukong's eyes lit up.
If, he means if, if he in this world dies due to some accident, does that mean that the opportunity has come?
The monkey scratched his head and ears, feeling that it was very disturbing. His eyes flashed fiercely, and he silently said sorry to himself in this world.
A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist. Since one of the two monkeys will go crazy, let the other side go crazy.
Besides, by the stream, Chen Xuanzang had a lot of affection for Duan Xiaoxiao, perhaps because they had carried guns together, or perhaps because they had had close physical contact.
He couldn't explain it clearly, he didn't know how to describe it, he just wanted to chat with Duan Xiaoxiao for a while.
After Duan Xiaoxiao cleaned up his injuries, he chatted with Chen Xuanzang for half an hour. When he saw that Chen Xuanzang was avoiding his eyes and did not dare to look directly at him, he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, closed his eyes and leaned towards him.
Chen Xuanzang swallowed and probably understood something. He silently despised himself and looked confused.
Dissatisfied with not getting a response, Duan Xiaoxiao opened his eyes and raised his eyebrows: "A girl closes her eyes just to ask you to kiss her. You can choose not to kiss her, but you can't ignore it. This is to save your face, because The moment she takes the initiative, it proves that you have failed."
In the grass, the small man in the atmosphere, the master who contracted the sea as a fish pond, smiled, hiding his skills and reputation and said nothing.
Based on Duan Xiaoxiao's level on the fifth floor, it is reasonable and understandable to comment on Chen Xuanzang, who is on the first floor below the basement, and will not attract a dimensionality reduction attack.
"Miss Duan, I don't understand what you are talking about at all. How about this, let's talk about the pig demon..."
Chen Xuanzang said, "My master said that the pig demon was a poor man during his lifetime. He was beaten to death by his beloved wife and his adulterer, and his resentment persisted. Perhaps we can find a breakthrough in this aspect and make a plan to surrender completely." His way."
Duan Xiaoxiao yawned. It was late at night and there was no one around. She hoped that Chen Xuanzang would come up with a topic that would make her less sleepy.
"By the way, I saw a few exorcists in Gaolaozhuang before. The group holding the monkeys. They know my master and are very powerful exorcists. Is Miss Duan interested in joining forces with them? I can Matchmaking for you.”
"No interest, maybe they are dead." Duan Xiaoxiao said listlessly.
"No, they are very powerful... at least the leader, Mr. Liao, is very strong. My master said he is super powerful."
"hehe."
Duan Xiaoxiaopi smiled but said: "If it was really that powerful, the pig demon would have been dealt with by them a long time ago. I will appear in any round. Go back and give your master a message. His friend is gone. Go to the back mountain of Gaolaozhuang. If you're lucky, you might be able to pick up the skull left over from the soup and collect it."
"Miss Duan, you are all exorcists, you are too cruel."
"Then just block it!"
Duan Xiaoxiao pouted: "It's not that I look down on your master's friends, but the pig demon has the highest bounty in this area. They didn't run out of Gao Laozhuang, and their life or death is already determined."
"It must be alive." Chen Xuanzang insisted.
"Don't be stupid, face the reality. If you don't believe me, I'll make a bet with you. If they are still alive, I will... well, sleep with you on the spot."
Duan Xiaoxiao raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Don't worry, I don't want you to be responsible, but if they die, you will be responsible for me."
Chen Xuanzang: "..."
As witty as he was, he realized that he would suffer in both outcomes, and shook his head decisively.
"Xuan Zang, I think it's quite reliable!"
Liao Wenjie stood up from the grass and strode up to Chen Xuanzang: "What are you still doing? You don't have to take responsibility and you don't have to move by yourself. You can just lie down on the ground and feel good. Where can you find such a good thing?"
Chen Xuanzang's face turned red when he was told: "Mr. Liao, what are you talking about? I am a practitioner, and what I value is boundless love. Things between men and women are just small loves, and they have nothing to do with me..."
"Big love and small love are both love. I insist on emphasizing this point, but also talk about spiritual practice alone..."
Liao Wenjie patted Chen Xuanzang on the shoulder: "Young man, you have an idea!"
Chen Xuanzang was hesitant and he was not as good at talking as Liao Wenjie. He didn't know how to argue for a while.
"Just tell me whether you want to lie down or not. This girl is in a hurry. If she waits impatiently, everyone will suffer."
Liao Wenjie urged, then waved to Tang Sanzang in the grass, and continued: "If you don't lie down flat, or you are inexperienced and can't hold your face, just stay aside and let Elder Tang come over and give it a try."
"What does this have to do with Elder Tang!!"
Chen Xuanzang raised his voice an octave and expressed strong resistance and rejection to Tang Sanzang who suddenly intervened. He moved and stepped in front of Duan Xiaoxiao.
Duan Xiaoxiao smiled slightly, and some people refused verbally, but their bodies were still very honest.
"Indirect relationship."
Liao Wenjie said rationally: "Xuan Zang, you and Elder Tang had a fight. You kissed him, and then he kissed you again. Finally, Miss Duan kissed you and completed an indirect kiss with him. Is there anything wrong with an indirect relationship?"
Chen Xuanzang was so confused that he raised his hand to calculate. Ten fingers were not enough, so he decisively changed the subject: "Mr. Liao, how did you get here, when did you get here, and where is the pig demon?"
"Ms. Duan was squatting there when she took off her clothes and applied medicine. If you take off your pants, we can squat for a while longer."
"..."x2
"As for the pig demon..."
Liao Wenjie's face turned pale: "The pig demon is too strong. We joined forces and tried our best but couldn't kill him. I remembered what your master said, so I came to inform you."
"What did Master say?"
"To deal with such a powerful monster as the pig monster, relying on more people is useless. The only way is to drive away the wolves and tigers and use more powerful monsters to deal with him."
"A more powerful monster?"
Chen Xuanzang was stunned when he heard this: "Aren't more powerful monsters more terrifying than pig monsters? I can't even deal with pig monsters, how can I drive away wolves and tigers... Mr. Liao, you didn't lie to me, these are really my master's exact words ?”
"I don't like hearing this anymore. You have to be self-aware as a person. The shit you have in your head will make even the dung beetle panic. What good can I gain by lying to you?"
"..."
Chen Xuanzang scratched his head. When communicating with Liao Wenjie for the first time, he felt his scalp was numb and his whole forehead was itching unbearably. He thought about shaving all the three thousand troubles when he was free one day.
At this time, Tang Sanzang came over with a Zen staff: "This female Bodhisattva, I am entering hell. Where should we start? Look at the grove over there. The lawn looks quite clean."
Bah, you are in hell!
Chen Xuanzang pushed aside the troublemaking Tang Sanzang and stood in front of Duan Xiaoxiao: "Mr. Liao, did my master tell you who the more powerful demon is?"
"Sun Wukong, who was held down by the Buddha under the Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years!"
Liao Wenjie said seriously: "Xuan Zang, your master said that as long as you can find Sun Wukong, and with your shrewd mind, you might be able to trick him into telling him a good way to subdue the pig demon."
Just now you said that my brain is full of water!
Chen Xuanzang said dissatisfied: "Mr. Liao, Sun Wukong is just a legend. No one knows where he is. It is very likely that he does not exist at all. How to find him?"
"That's it."
Liao Wenjie grabbed the scruff of the monkey's neck and held it up in front of Chen Xuanzang: "My profession has been suppressed for five hundred years. I am a good helper on the westward journey. Monkey King, the Monkey King. Boy, you deserve it."
Chen Xuanzang: (;`)
Maybe his brain is not very good, but his eyes are still sharp. It would be a bit too much to deceive him by pretending to be Sun Wukong with a mixed-haired monkey.
"Mr. Liao, stop making trouble. Where is Sun Wukong? What did my master say?"
"This is not satisfactory. The requirements are too high."
Liao Wenjie shook his head, threw the monkey away, frowned and said: "When you go to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, there is a ruined temple there. When you get there, you will find that there is a Buddha statue over a thousand feet tall. It is not only tall, but also so tall that a blind person can see it. See, Sun Wukong is there."
"real or fake……"
Because he heard it was very unreliable, Chen Xuanzang decided to go back to the city and ask his master first. Wuzhi Mountain is hundreds of miles away from here, and the road is difficult and tortuous. It takes two or three months to go back and forth. It is not too late to set off after asking clearly.
"It can't be true, and it can't be true. I have no reason to lie to you."
Liao Wenjie smiled slightly: "Xuan Zang, you are lucky. I have no other skills and am good at managing time. I will give you a free ride today."
After saying that, he raised his hand and pushed Chen Xuanzang on the chest. The latter threw his head back and fell. After landing, he fell into nothingness and his whole person disappeared completely.
Duan Xiaoxiao stared at this scene dumbfounded, raised his hand and rubbed his eyes, then held the Wuding Flying Ring tightly, with a wary look on his face: "Who are you? What happened to him?"
"Buddha?!"
Liao Wenjie tried to test, but seeing that Duan Xiaoxiao was unmoved, he frowned and said nothing, and struck out with his palm, knocking her into the void.
According to Chen Xuanzang's schedule, it would take a lot of time to hike to Wuzhishan. Although this was a test of his firm will, Liao Wenjie really didn't want to wait any longer.
Besides, Journey to the West is just travel plus mukbang. The focus is on female monsters and Tang Monk meat, and other things are not important.
"Let's go, let's go meet the Sun Wukong of this world." Liao Wenjie waved his hand to summon the Supreme Treasure and Zixia in the grass.
Another Sun Wukong!
Zhizunbao has a complicated mind, and his nonsensical thinking and actions are his personal style, which does not mean that he is a fool. After witnessing Tang Sanzang and Chen Xuanzang in succession, he gradually realized a key point.
The world can be different, the characters can change, and even the setting can be changed, but learning from the past is inevitable, and it remains the same no matter where you are.
Very bad.
The reality reveals despair, Zhizunbao really doesn't want to be a monkey.
Liao Wenjie saw this performance in his eyes, waved his hand and led several people to disappear on the spot. The new script was open-ended. He had never used the demon to give psychological hints to several people. He was very curious about the result. If it was not as the Buddha intended, Will another big dick fall from the sky?
In essence, Liao Wenjie is unwilling to modify the plot, which is thankless and easy to offend others. The best way to deal with it is to follow the method of Jiang Long and Fa Hai, and just go with the flow and form a good relationship.
But the ending of Zhizunbao was too tragic. Liao Wenjie did not want to be the initiator of the tragedy, so he could only avoid it in this way. Be brave. If the Supreme Treasure is lucky and finds the scapegoat, you won't need to wear the golden hoop. After all...
He is the leader of the Ax Gang, a bandit, and he is really not Sun Wukong.
…
Wuzhishan.
At dawn, the rising sun wakes up thousands of miles of mountains and rivers, and also wakes up Chen Xuanzang who was sleeping.
When he opened his eyes, he found himself being held in Duan Xiaoxiao's arms. He hurriedly pushed him away, lowered his head and apologized, not daring to look directly into the other person's aggressive gaze.
"I saw you passed out last night. I was worried that you would catch cold, so I helped you keep warm. Don't worry, I didn't do anything to you." Duan Xiaoxiao spoke with a strong nasal voice after the cold wind blew all night.
Chen Xuanzang felt quite uncomfortable when he heard this. He wanted to accept it but did not dare to accept it. He insisted that he would fight for great love throughout his life and had no time to fulfill small loves. He decided that silence is golden and used time to kill a small passion.
"Coward..."
Duan Xiaoxiao curled his lips, grabbed Chen Xuanzang, and quickly led him through the narrow and rugged mountain road. After a while, he climbed to the top of the mountain and came to a ruined temple with ventilation on all sides.
Not only does it have ventilation from all sides, but it also has no roof, making it the first choice place for experts to hide from the world.
If there is a monk here, no need to think about it, he is definitely a master.
The ruined temple was in full view. Chen Xuanzang could not find the master, nor the Buddha statue that was more than a thousand feet tall. He frowned and thought...
After a while, he realized.
"Sure enough, I was deceived by that guy!"
At the same time, Liao Wenjie and others stood at the entrance of a cave covered by lotus flowers, looking at the monkeys, the Supreme Treasure, and then at Tang Sanzang: "As far as I know, the monkeys in this world are extremely cruel. When they made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, , holding two watermelon knives, he cut from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road without blinking an eye. Is any of you interested in communicating with him? "
"I come."
The monkey transformed into its normal form, its eyes flashing, and it was obvious that it had bad intentions: "I was still too young when it came to causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace. I wanted to share my experience with him and confirm a few doubts."
Liao Wenjie shrugged and kicked the monkey down.
After a period of chirping noise, two completely different but tragic voices came out.
"You are so fucking stupid, how could you jump in on your own initiative?"
"How the hell did I know that this place is actually useful to me, and I was kicked down!"
The monkey can't get out, and now there are two locked inside.