Chapter 599 Don’t worry
Lai Yao is the Bull Demon King, riding a strange beast that may be a unicorn or a brave beast.
Water-avoiding golden-eyed beast.
Soaring in the clouds and riding on the mist, being psychic and loyal, he can control the sky and the sea, reaching all directions.
It is the product of the Nine Sons of the Dragon, born after 1981. It is proficient in water and is powerful and domineering. It is a luxurious car.
Although this car may not look very smart, anyone who looks like the Bull Demon King can sit on it and ride it for a while, but the social status it represents is by no means ordinary.
On the entire journey westward, the Bull Demon King was the only monster with a mount.
"Brother Heishan, how come Heifeng Ridge is still in such a miserable state after only a few days apart?"
The Bull Demon King jumped off the water-avoiding golden-eyed beast and found that there was not even a doorman to take the key. He wanted to find a parking space by himself, but found that there was not even a crooked-neck tree. In desperation, he had to loosen the reins and let the water-avoiding golden beast Jingshou found a parking space by himself.
With no younger brother and no attendants, Lao Niu couldn't help feeling that the old Black Mountain demon was the worst big demon he had ever seen, and he didn't have the magnificence of their demon kings to support him.
"If there is one thing outside of me, I want to have two; if there are two, I want to have three. Fighting over and over again is just a matter of trouble." Liao Wenjie assumed the character of the incarnation of good thoughts and shook his head to express that it didn't matter.
He pretended to be himself, but the Bull Demon King didn't see any clues, and praised: "Brother Heishan is so enlightened. If we demon clan can be like you, why worry about trouble? But you are a demon king after all, and no one has too much territory." It’s ridiculous. What I know is that brother, you don’t stick to trivial matters, but what you don’t know is that you think I am not loyal enough!”
Having said that, he wished that every monster would be as indifferent as the 'Black Mountain Old Monster', so that there would be no monsters to compete with him.
"Brother Niu, you are worrying too much. Your quality is praised by everyone on the road."
"There is a gap between people's hearts, let alone a monster. No need to say more, brother, this Black Wind Ridge is not worthy of your status, brother. I will choose a geomantic treasure land for you to use as a cave some other day."
"Brother Niu, there is no need..."
"Brother, there is no need to say anything, just follow my arrangements."
The Bull Demon King patted his chest and made a mental calculation. Shituoling would be a good place to kill the three demon kings, so he gave the territory to the "Old Demon of Black Mountain".
It would be best if two of the three demon kings die and one escapes. The one who escapes vows to take back Shituoling, and fight with Heishan to the end from then on, and eventually die together.
"hey-hey."
"Brother Niu, you... smile so lewdly!"
Liao Wenjie curled his lips. He was obviously a cow, but he wanted to imitate a monkey and eat peaches all day long. He was afraid that the cow might have suffered from heat stroke.
"Well, it's a bit lewd but not lewd."
The Bull Demon King raised his hand to wipe away the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said with joy on his brows: "Brother Heishan has good eyesight. I hid so much for my brother and you discovered it. In this case, I will tell you the truth."
"???"
"Brother, things have been going well for me recently, and there are three major happy events coming to my door."
The Bull Demon King raised his hands and gestured, and started talking one by one: "First, of course I have made you happy, brother. There is nothing much to say. You must be ranked first among the three great joys..."
"Second, I have known each other for many years, the Long Live Fox King of Moyun Cave in Ji Lei Mountain, and we consider each other to be close friends. We are not biological brothers but are better than biological brothers."
"Last year, Long Live the Fox King died. It was a good death... so miserable. He passed away happily. He suffered so much for his daughter, Princess Jade Face, and guarded the wealth of the family without any relatives. I don't know how many monsters had their thoughts on her. I want to come and collect my personal wealth."
"Brother Xian, you know that I am famous for my loyalty. I had a fight with Brother Long Live Fox King. His daughter is my daughter, Lao Niu. How could I just sit idly by and do nothing, so I decided to take Princess Yumian as my concubine."
Liao Wenjie: (_)
Then you are really too loyal. Long Live Fox King Jiuquan will never rest in peace when he learns that he has such a dedicated brother like you.
Seeing the tauren being proud of the spring breeze, with a shameless expression on his face, Liao Wenjie nodded in agreement and secretly thought of retribution.
The Bull Demon King is concerned about his brother's inheritance and daughter, but little does he know that his brother Sun Wukong succeeded in stealing the crystal and turned Mrs. Niu into Xiao Tiantian.
"Third, my brother's sister is getting married. Let's get married to my brother's other good brother, Sun Wukong." The Bull Demon King's smile became lewd again.
"???"
Sun Wukong captured Tang Sanzang again and chose the Bull Demon King as his partner?
Liao Wenjie said that there was a script. It was clear that the two monkeys had been swapped, one monkey was not the other monkey, but the results were the same, and they both pushed the Bull Demon King into the pit.
He didn't believe it if there was no secret manipulation by the director.
"Brother Heishan, that's Tang Sanzang. One bite of his meat will make you immortal. Hehehe...are you greedy?" The Bull Demon King raised his eyebrows and smiled, looking even more lewd than before.
A few days ago, Sun Wukong, who had lost his hair and turned into bald patches, secretly came to his door and offered to give Tang Sanzang to him.
The Bull Demon King happened to have this plan. He had been thinking about Tang Sanzang for a while, so he started doing business with the monkey.
The Bull Demon King exchanged his sister for Tang Sanzang, and the Monkey exchanged his master for his little sister, achieving the strategic goal of catching all the Minotaur's wives and sisters. Both sides got what they needed, and the brotherhood was further sublimated.
Unexpectedly, the monkey came to the door again last night. He changed his usual arrogance and wanted to be beaten, and became extra cautious. For this reason, he even changed his face.
If it weren't for the fact that the smell of urine didn't change even after turning to ashes, the Bull Demon King would have thought it was another monkey that had become a spirit.
Sun Wukong's meaning was very simple. The original plan was fine-tuned. The Bull Demon King could take Tang Sanzang away, but he had to do it himself. He had to be a good monkey who respected his teacher.
Furthermore, the marriage to Niu Xiangxiang, the sister of the Niu Demon King, should not be carried out with much fanfare. It is best to cancel all the ceremonies, do not send wedding invitations, and just start the wedding ceremony.
The Bull Demon King didn't care about the monkey's nervousness. Since he followed his master Tang Sanzang, the monkey has become more and more crazy. Besides, the monkey is always restless, so there is nothing surprising.
The Bull Demon King kept these secrets in his heart and did not say anything. He came to see the 'Black Mountain Old Demon' today out of caution. He was a little worried about the monkeys and suspected that there was fishing inside. After careful consideration, he decided to let the 'Black Mountain Old Demon' take the lead. .
To put it simply, A and B form a partnership, and B outsources it to C. If there is money, they all make it together, but if there is any risk, C will bear it alone.
"Brother Niu, is there any problem here?"
Liao Wenjie had a strange look on his face and said doubtfully: "It's good to be immortal, but I don't know where this saying came from, and no one has tasted it personally. Is it true? Fakeness is still a problem.”
"Would it be possible to take risks for such an illusory statement... As you know, after all, Tang Sanzang is a pilgrim, so the risk is too great. What if a group of bald heads come to visit?"
"Hahaha, Brother Montenegro, you are too cautious."
The Bull Demon King raised his head and laughed, looked around, and whispered: "It's a very important matter. I'm telling you secretly, don't spread it out. I got reliable inside information from a friend. Tang Sanzang has walked westward nine times. Every time They have always ended in failure, and this time will be no exception.”
Liao Wenjie: (_)
Dare I ask, is this friend of yours called Jin Chanzi?
"So, on the surface, we ate Tang Monk's meat, but in fact, we are cooperating with the plan of the bald man. As long as we keep a low profile and don't make a big show of it afterwards, the Buddhists will have to thank us!"
Liao Wenjie: ()
Wonderful, it turns out that this is the reason why the monsters are defeated and defeated one after another.
Having said that, is it possible that every monster thinks that he has got the exclusive inside information, so he doesn't take the consequences of eating Tang Seng seriously?
"How about it, brother Montenegro, do you want to vote for me?"
"Ah this..."
Liao Wenjie showed a troubled look at the right time. Under the gaze of the Bull Demon King, who was as wide as a bell, he finally sighed: "Brother Niu came to see my little brother and revealed such secrets. It shows that he has deep faith in me. If I refuse in every possible way, , what kind of brothers are they?"
"My good brother, I really saw you right!"
The Bull Demon King laughed loudly, and silently adjusted the credit level of the 'Black Mountain Old Demon' to be above that of the monkeys. A good brother who is single-minded and honest is too rare, so he must be kept for a few more times to avoid his untimely death. .
The Shituoling territory will be discussed later, but if it doesn't work, just give it to the monkeys.
…
On a full moon night, there are bonfires on the yellow sand.
Tang Sanzang sat cross-legged facing him, silently reciting scriptures and giving lessons. Beside him was Sun Wukong with his head stuck in the ground.
Again, this Tang Sanzang is too useless a monkey.
After spending just a short time together, Sun Wukong understood why his other self was losing hair so badly and kept saying that he would rather die than learn scriptures from Tang Sanzang.
Unless I change my master.
One thing he said was that he missed Chen Xuanzang.
It stands to reason that when the Buddhist scripture collection team is formed at this time, there should be a dedicated team for Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha and Tang Sanzang. However, a senior brother was replaced, and he was not familiar with the two junior brothers. He didn't know where to start, so Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were still on the way with their horses.
!
Suddenly, the monkey raised its tail, pulled out its head and said seriously: "Master, I want to poop."
"Goku, you never poop."
"Master, you are overthinking. I am not Pixiu. What goes in must come out. I will go over there to solve it, so as not to drown you."
Fearing that Tang Sanzang would answer him, Sun Wukong ran away as soon as he finished speaking. He was so fast that he only saw a white line drawn on the sand, and the monkey was gone.
"Amitabha……"
Tang Sanzang shook his head slightly, started from the beginning, and silently recited the Buddhist scriptures again.
On the other side, Sun Wukong rushed all the way and rushed to the darkness of a sand dune, where he found the Bull Demon who came to meet him, and the 'Old Black Mountain Demon' who was dressed in black and white robes and had a hideous and ugly face.
"Hiss, good thing I'm a monster, otherwise I would have shouted 'Damn it'."
Sun Wukong blinked at Liao Wenjie: "Brother, what kind of monster are you? Have we known each other before?"
"Brother Xian, he is the old demon from Montenegro. I told you last night that he has great magic power and is not inferior to you or me."
The Bull Demon King didn't waste any words. After the introduction, he said directly: "As you wish, I brought a helper. I will fight you for three hundred rounds later. Brother Heishan will be responsible for kidnapping Tang Sanzang. Is that okay?"
"have some problem."
The monkey spewed white smoke from its nostrils. He had experienced the Dabiduo incident. He had a deep prejudice against Buddhism and was suspicious of others. He always felt that a bald donkey wanted to harm the monkey.
There is no problem with the Bull Demon King's plan, and he agrees with it, but the writing and drama are seriously lacking, and the touching master-disciple friendship is missing, especially the line "Master, you go first, I will stay to hold them back", which must be added. .
Otherwise, after going through the process dryly, Tang Sanzang would definitely suspect that he and the Bull Demon King were in cahoots with each other, so he added the drama to be more safe. Even if the Bull Demon King unfortunately fell into the street, he could use his loyal guardian to clear his name and continue to lurk around Tang Sanzang, waiting for the next monster to appear. .
He couldn't believe that the west was so far away. No monster could successfully eat Tang Monk's meat!
After Sun Wukong finished talking about the improved script, the Bull Demon King was quite speechless: "Brother Xian, you have to think clearly. I am not serious about attacking my brother. If I really do it, you will be the one who suffers the loss and gets beaten."
"You have to endure hardships before you can be free. I have been waiting for this day for a long time. You can beat me, but if you frown, I will lose."
Sun Wukong slapped his chest loudly and said to Liao Wenjie: "Ugly devil, hit me here, use all your strength, don't be afraid of hurting me."
"you sure?"
Liao Wenjie clenched his fist decisively. This was not the first time he heard such a strange request. Every time after the beating, the opponent would be paralyzed for a while, and this time must be no exception.
Bang! !
Liao Wenjie punched down, ignoring Sun Wukong's puffed-up chest, and hit him in the face with a hard right hook.
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The blow caused the monkey's cheeks to dent, its upper and lower jaws to drift, and the person's eyes to twist in the air, and his mouth to squint. He stagnated for a moment, until the neck was stretched a few centimeters, and then the whole monkey roared away like a cannonball.
Bull Demon King: ┗(￣!!￣;)┛Sucking┗(￣’’￣;)┛
"Brother Montenegro, the monkey is just talking, why are you really exerting your strength?"
"When it comes to acting, of course the more realistic the better."
"..."
What I mean is, it’s not like you’re going to fight him for 300 rounds later, so of course it doesn’t matter to you.
…
Rumble, rumble————
Sun Wukong flew out upside down, plowing a white line on the sea of sand with his face on the ground. He didn't stop until he came to Tang Sanzang's side and knocked the bonfire away.
"Ahem..."
Sun Wukong raised his head blankly and spit out the sand in his mouth. Still feeling something strange in his mouth, he licked his tongue and spit out two teeth.
He shook his dizzy head desperately, and had a more intuitive impression of this new world that was both strange and familiar. Monsters were generally capable of fighting, so it would be better for him to keep a low profile as a monkey in the future.
"Wukong, you're being naughty again. The fire didn't offend you, so why did you put out the fire with your face?"
Tang Sanzang stopped chanting and looked at the sparks all over the ground with dissatisfaction.
"No, Master... I was halfway through, and two monsters jumped out and attacked me. My teeth were knocked out."
Sun Wukong entered the scene in a second, swallowed it with his teeth, took out the stick that had been broken countless times, and stood in front of Tang San's hiding place: "Master, please leave quickly, I suspect they are greedy for your body."
"No way, how can it be pulled down halfway? Look at you, your pants are still on."
"Pants……"
Sun Wukong lowered his head and saw that he had missed this point.
So sloppy!
Suddenly, Sun Wukong trembled and secretly thought that Tang Sanzang was really annoyed. He was brought into the other party's familiar rhythm without paying attention: "Master, my teeth have been knocked out, but you care about whether I am wearing pants or not." , this is your fault."
"Wukong, tell the truth and make sense. How can a monkey wear pants while pooping?"
"Master, how many monkeys wear pants?"
"Alas, I regard you as a human being, but you regard yourself as a beast. Wukong, you have let me down so much."
"Okay, okay, you've got a lot of lies, and you're right. It's my fault that I wear pants when I poop, so that's alright."
Seeing Tang Sanzang talking more and more happily, Sun Wukong realized that he was being led into the ditch again. He hurriedly stopped his quarrel and said loyally: "Master, please leave quickly. The abilities of those two monsters are not inferior to mine. I don't have them." The law protects you."
"Wukong, aren't you leaving?"
"Master, you know me. It is my duty to conquer demons. I have never been timid."
"That makes sense."
Tang Sanzang nodded, then spread his hands: "But Wukong, you also mentioned two monsters. As long as one of them holds you back and the other one comes to catch me, it will be useless no matter how fast I run, so I won't run." .”
"What?"
Sun Wukong blinked and felt a little dizzy. He didn't know whether it was a concussion or being knocked out by Tang Sanzang.
"Wukong, this is the safest place. Don't worry, those two monsters won't do anything to me until you are killed."
"..."
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