Chapter 604 The Prime Minister is the chosen one
In the backyard, Princess Iron Fan dragged the Supreme Treasure to the rockery and twisted it again.
With great strength, Zhizunbao stopped screaming. His hands and feet twitched, he rolled his eyes, and almost fainted from the pain on the spot.
"Smelly monkey, stop acting. I know very well how thick your skin is. Please tell me clearly, what is going on at the wedding?"
"Sister-in-law, I'm totally confused about what's going on at the wedding. You might not believe me when I tell you. I'm new here, and I'm even more confused than you are!" Supreme Bao grinned and pointed at the handsome tears falling down his handsome face. He didn't act. It really hurts.
"Look at you, you act like a fool all day long, and now you even call me sister-in-law."
"I was wrong, it's not my sister-in-law, it's Mrs. Niu."
Princess Iron Fan was so angry that she held down the Supreme Treasure that wanted to slip away, gritted her teeth and pinched it several times: "I finally understand that the old is not as good as the new, and my sister-in-law can only be Mrs. Niu. .”
This bitch is crazy!
Supreme Treasure was tortured so much that he screamed, full of grievances and didn't know where to start. He pretended to be Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong was the adopted brother of the Bull Demon King. If he didn't call him Princess Iron Fan, Sister-in-law, or Lady Cow, what else could he call him?
Xiao Tiantian?
Glancing at Princess Iron Fan's appearance, Zhizunbao just wanted to shout, "The Prime Minister is here, please accept his obeisance."
But the problem is, the difference in force value is too big, he thinks it is useless, only Princess Iron Fan thinks it is enough. Otherwise, if Xiao Tiantian said this, Princess Iron Fan would strangle him to death on the spot without waiting for the Bull Demon King to come and kill him.
"Smelly monkey, you used to call me Xiaotiantian when you were looking at the moon, but now you call me sister-in-law because you want to marry Smelly Cow's sister. Do you still have any conscience?"
"Who is this person?!"
Zhizunbao's mouth opened wide. The truth was so outrageous that he almost took it seriously.
"You shameless monkey, it's already this time and you still pretend to be crazy. I traveled thousands of miles to get here..."
Princess Iron Fan was so angry that the corners of her eyes were wet. When she heard the footsteps coming from outside the courtyard, she grabbed the Supreme Treasure by the collar and warned: "I don't care. I will wait for you here at the second watch tonight. If you dare to do something to Niu Xiangxiang, What, I’ll tell you, Brother Niu, about the good things you did to Mrs. Niu.”
Supreme Treasure: "..."
"Madam, it turns out you are here, giving me a hard time."
The Bull Demon King approached lightly. For safety reasons, he kept a safe distance and said tentatively: "How about it? What did the monkey say? I was wronged, right?"
"Humph, you have found a good brother. No matter how hard I beat or scold you, you won't let go."
Good brother, loyal!
When the Bull Demon King heard this, he immediately cast a grateful look at the Supreme Treasure. When he saw it burst into tears, he couldn't bear the pain he had suffered just now.
Dear brother, you have been wronged.
Supreme Treasure: () convex
He said nothing, cried and laughed, and made silent gestures to the smelly monkey that followed Chen Xuanzang, wishing it a happy morning in the west.
"Stinky cow, don't be happy too early."
Princess Iron Fan snorted coldly: "The monkey didn't say anything, but I am not a fool, let alone a blind person. I know very well who is getting married today and who is taking a concubine, unless..."
"Unless what?"
The Bull Demon King's face was filled with joy, and he understood that this matter could turn around.
"Unless it's after tonight."
Princess Iron Fan smiled and said, "Facts speak louder than words. Once the night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber is over, the newlyweds have completed the ceremony of yin and yang, and it is clear who is getting married."
"Ah this..."
After the ups and downs of Niu's life, the Bull Demon King's eyes widened. Under Princess Iron Fan's gaze, he smiled dryly and said: "Madam is still... still so wise. Facts speak louder than words. I, Old Niu, think so too."
"You better be."
Princess Iron Fan waved her sleeves and strode toward the main banquet hall. The Bull Demon King followed him in despair, with a gloomy face and the face of a dead little wife.
When he thought of the charming Jade-faced Princess and his brothers becoming a couple, at his wedding to the Jade-faced Princess, in front of so many younger brothers, he wanted to strangle Princess Iron Fan to death immediately.
Others lost their wives and soldiers, but he was even worse. He had to witness it with his own eyes when he lost face.
Lao Niu was so depressed that he vomited blood. He just wanted to ask, is it still too late to get a divorce?
…
Main banquet room.
The two brides were helped to the bridal chamber by the maids. Princess Iron Fan personally took charge of the ceremony and made harsh words before leaving. The backyard was an important area and males other than the groom were not allowed to enter, otherwise they would be raped on the spot.
The two groomsmen stayed at the table to toast. One was too drunk and the other was too drunk. After two tables, they drank tea instead of wine and continued to the next table.
As the best man, the Bull Demon King had no professionalism at all. He sat alone in a corner and drank wine, making two BB sounds from time to time. Because his voice was too low, no one knew what he was talking about.
The atmosphere at the scene was a little weird. You monsters looked at me and I looked at you. They looked calm on the surface, but they laughed out loud in their hearts.
Everyone understands. The Bull Demon King specifically emphasized that today is not only the day for monkeys to marry wives, but also the day for bulls to take concubines. Rumors are indeed true and can be spread casually.
Not long after he finished speaking, the groom became the best man, and without the concubine, he became a joke. How could it be so tragic?
The monsters knew for the first time that my concubine could still be so accepting.
I just regret that my skills are weak and I chose the wrong clothes when I went out. I am not qualified to take the blame from my elder brother. Otherwise, it is not sure who will turn the tide in the wedding night tonight.
Just as he was feeling annoyed, one by one, the little bull demons brought big pots of vegetables to the table. The most difficult signature dish at today's wedding - Tang Monk's meat stewed with potatoes.
One table and one basin, and there will be more after eating.
Enough!
"Hissssssssss--"
The jade-faced princess was immediately forgotten, and the groom who was toasting was also pushed aside. The monsters picked up their chopsticks and started to rob her.
Like an army of locusts crossing the border, the basin was gone in almost the blink of an eye.
"So this is Tang Monk's meat. It's good. It melts in your mouth. It's a delicacy in the world."
"Shit, the piece you are eating is a potato, and the one in my mouth is... Hey, there seems to be something wrong with this meat..."
As they ate, the demons began to stare at each other again. There was something wrong with the meat and the taste was wrong.
"I don't know if it's an illusion, but the piece I ate seemed to be...pork?!"
"It feels like pork to me too."
"It doesn't look like it, it's clearly like this. Look at this pig's foot. Tang Monk can have this on his body, but Zhu Bajie is almost the same."
"It's so fresh. How many kilograms of meat can a vegetarian monk like Tang Monk have? If we really have to divide it, it won't be enough for us tigers and wolves to stuff between our teeth. There's nothing wrong with adding some pork."
"Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it."
The demons nodded in agreement. A pot of Tang Monk's meat stewed with potatoes weighed about ten kilograms. If the main banquet hall plus the east, west, north and south halls were not limited, several thousand kilograms would not be enough to eat. The pork was already very conscientious.
Then the problem comes!
Who ate the real Tang Monk meat? Can the unlucky guy who didn't eat the meat and only drank the soup live forever?
"It should be possible. After all, the nutrients are in the soup."
"It makes sense." xN
…
At the main table, the Jiao Demon King ignored the Tang Monk in front of him, smiled and said nothing, picked up the wine bottle and came to the Cow Demon King.
"Brother Niu, today your two virtuous brothers are getting married. It's a happy day. If you, the eldest brother, don't take charge of the overall situation, what's the point of drinking alone?"
"Huh, you're laughing at me too."
The Bull Demon King curled his lips, feeling that the Jiao Demon King was acting strangely today.
If there's anything weird about it, he looks like he's watching the fun, which is weird.
"Hahaha, Brother Niu misunderstood, not to mention that I only dared to laugh at you after eating a bear's heart and a leopard. Even if I did, I would hide it in my heart and never show it."
"You, the Dragon Demon King, have the power of the world and have boundless power. It's just a matter of words to eat the heart of a bear or the gall of a leopard. You haven't eaten because you are tired of it."
"Brother Niu is so rude!"
Listening to the yin and yang of the Bull Demon King, the Jiao Demon King didn't take it seriously and filled him a cup with a smile: "Brother Niu, I'm not telling you, you know all the brothers. You can't stand the test of beauty, and you will definitely be the same in the future. It’s a scourge, it’s better to kill him.”
"I don't need to bother you, brother Heishan. I have a life-long friendship with Brother Heishan. He is just a vixen. If he asks me, I, Old Niu, will naturally give up." The Bull Demon King said full of resentment.
"Hehehe..."
The Jiao Demon King smiled meaningfully: "Brother Niu, I understand what you are thinking. Can I understand that in a few days when the troops are at Shituoling, you, the Black Mountain brother, will die heroically?"
"My dear brother, I can't understand what you're talking about."
"Forget it if you don't understand, but..."
The Demon King smiled sinisterly: "If the old Black Mountain monster dies without a whole body, my sister-in-law, Princess Jade Face, will become a widow. Brother Niu, you know me. I have no other hobbies. I just like to do good deeds every day. Remember Let me know when the time comes, and I will personally pick up my siblings."
Daydreaming, if I really want to do one good deed every day, I should do it myself, Lao Niu, who will get it...
Wait a minute, why didn’t I think of that!
The Bull Demon King's eyes lit up, and the Jiao Demon King's words woke him up. Before, he was in a small position.
Brothers and sisters and so on...
Hey, it's a little exciting.
"Brother Niu, please sit down slowly. There are a few acquaintances over there, so I won't accompany you." The Demon King smiled faintly, picked up the wine bottle and left slowly.
Looking at his leaving figure, the Bull Demon King curled his lips in disdain: "The yellow-faced woman is right, you are not a good person either. I really thought that a vixen could ruin the friendship between me and Brother Montenegro...Who are you looking down on!"
The Bull Demon King took a deep breath. The big brother on the road must be responsible for the big brother on the road. It is true that it was the old demon from Montenegro who cuckolded him today, or it was in public that he was very embarrassed.
But so what, women are like clothes, he is not someone who cares about these things!
When he thought about the imminent invasion of Shituoling, the Bull Demon King sighed repeatedly and swore secretly in his heart that swords had no eyes. If the old Black Mountain demon unfortunately passed away, he would try his best to support his younger siblings well.
It is best to help Heishan continue his heirs, lest he die without any heirs and find it difficult to rest under the nine springs.
As for whether this approach would attract criticism, the Bull Demon King pondered for a moment and said that it didn't matter. If he was called names, he would be called names. There would be gains and losses. He had a clear conscience and just wanted to fulfill his brother's friendship.
In the end, there is no Liu Huangshu who is ambitious and talented, and no prime minister is the chosen one. Some are just obligated, excusable, willing, and get their wishes...
For a moment, Lao Niu became full of motivation and no longer felt sorry for himself. He picked up the wine glass with a smile and ducked to Liao Wenjie's side.
"Brother Niu, I heard from my little brother that things are not going to change now. I have already accepted my defeat. You should also..."
"My dear brother, you don't have to worry too much. You go out and ask around. When it comes to loyalty, if I say number two, no one will dare to admit number one."
The Bull Demon King pushed Liao Wenjie to the backyard: "Stop drinking, you have to do business. Today is a good day for you. I will help you drink. Don't keep your siblings waiting for too long."
"???"
Liao Wenjie was stunned. What do you mean, a good cow, how can it be said that it is crazy?
Have you met Tang Sanzang?
Looking at the bull's face and horns in front of him, Liao Wenjie roughly understood something. He was careless. The Bull Demon King showed his identity when he appeared on the scene, but he never thought about it carefully.
Tauren!
So the question is, as a senior tauren, when did the Bull Demon King awaken? Was it when the monkey and the little sweet flower were under the moon?
Also, this tauren is not so dedicated as to stand guard at the door tonight, right?