Chapter 608 What a man

Chapter 608 What a man

On the other side of Moyun Cave, Tang Sanzang was sitting in the meditation room. Like Liao Wenjie, he was also surrounded by several vixens.

Due to the style of the painting, this Tang Sanzang is not a pretty boy, and he cannot use his face to subdue the demon girls, so there is only one reason why several vixens surrounded Tang Sanzang.

Eat fast, recite Buddha's name, and listen to Tang Dynasty monks' sermons.

The reason for this scene begins with Princess Jade Face. When she first met Tang Sanzang, she was extremely surprised. She confirmed that Tang Sanzang's meat on the day of the banquet was just pork, and she had an idea in her mind.

As a vixen who has nothing to offer except beauty, money, good figure, cuteness and coquettishness, the Jade-faced Princess is very clear about her positioning. She is just a pendant with a thigh, and big things must be left to her men.

Then she was dealt with by Liao Wenjie.

Liao Wenjie began persuading and educating Princess Jade Face about a series of matters related to Tang Sanzang and his journey to the West. He was shocked at every step and quickly dispelled Princess Jade Face's unrealistic fantasies.

Tang Monk was not allowed to eat meat, even if he had any ideas, otherwise he would be pressed under the Wuzhi Mountain with his butt facing out.

Princess Jade Face had no idea, but that didn't mean that other vixens didn't have ideas, and Liao Wenjie's persuasive education course could not be spread to the entire Moyun Cave because Princess Jade Face was strictly guarded. The vixens, big and small, became more and more greedy for Tang Sanzang's body.

One night, a vixen walking at night heard a rumor coming from the bushes. Tang Monk had eaten the meat and lived forever, but it was not limited to flesh and blood, but also other things.

for example……

If you want to say this, then I understand it very well!

Because he was a professional, the vixen knew everything. He thought of a way to live forever without disobeying the new master's orders, so he gathered his friends and went to Tang Sanzang's Zen monastery.

The result was not very good. In the first half of the night, one of these vixens went crazy.

In the second half of the night, they realized the truth in their madness, took refuge sincerely, tied up their hair, took off makeup, and lost their coquettish looks. They ate fasting and chanted Buddha's name with great self-discipline.

This monk is poisonous!

The advance team was wiped out, and the vixens who followed up were terrified. One or two vixens who thought highly of themselves rushed to the street in front of Tang Sanzang one after another, and the rest dispersed in a rush. No one dared to hit Tang Sanzang anymore. idea.

The Zen room where Tang Sanzang was located was also labeled as a forbidden area by vixens, big and small, and few foxes came there every day.

Next to the Zen room, there is a single room where the unhappy Zixia Fairy lives.

Zixia was deeply shocked when she learned from Tang Sanzang that the Supreme Treasure had taken the Moonlight Box and ran away. She licked it all the way, but in the end she still had nothing.

Zixia's spirits were waning and she felt extremely depressed. She almost threw herself in front of Tang Sanzang and became a monk on the spot.

The reason for the near miss was purely due to the spirit of dog-licking. Zixia believed that the fault was not with Zhizunbao, but because she had not licked it properly enough. If she had applied more force at the beginning, or without her sister Qingxia's mischief at the critical moment, Zhizunbao would not have left.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, even licking dog poop tastes good.

Zixia looked for the reason within herself, and discovered a major advantage of Zhizunbao. With her beauty, Zhizunbao still couldn't forget Bai Jingjing, which is not proof of Zhizunbao's devotion and single-mindedness.

Therefore, she was right about the person, and the marriage arranged by God was right. Zhizunbao was a good man.

But even so, it could not change the fact that the Supreme Treasure ran away. Zixia felt unhappy and let it go, packed her luggage and planned to go to Pansi Cave.

The first time she and Zhizunbao met was at the door of Pansi Cave. She firmly believed that there would be a response if she never forgets. The marriage arranged by God would not end here. If there is one, there will be two, and they would meet again at the door of Pansi Cave.

Then she was knocked down by Liao Wenjie.

Just kidding, prisoners should have the consciousness of being prisoners. There are a lot of vixens in Moyundong, but it is Zixia's fault to treat this place as a bus stop.

Liao Wenjie did not reveal his identity, but directly used the face of the old Black Mountain demon to capture Zixia, sealed her magic power and threw her into a small single room, raising her to be white and fat.

Imprisoning Zixia has no other meaning. The current Pansi Cave has once again turned into a water curtain cave because of the return of the monkeys. It is said that the monkeys pulled flags in place and bought the property of thousands of monkey soldiers. As for Zixia, who suffered a tragic loss in love. Zhi's little brain will definitely end up being beaten by his old grandson.

Considering that this monkey is cruel and has not yet been trained by Tang Sanzang, it is hard to say how good it is.

Ever since, Zixia's obsession with pursuing love got sick again, muttering that the house arrest was only temporary, and that the man she loved was an unparalleled hero. One day, she would wear golden armor and holy clothes, step on seven-color clouds, and defeat the old demon of Montenegro in front of everyone's eyes. , take her back to get married.

Liao Wenjie: (_)

He suspected that he had once again fallen into the abbot's script and had once again become a tool. He was in a complicated mood and didn't know what to say. Let the Bull Demon King be strong!

Liao Wenjie forcibly detained Zixia out of the desire to get the Supreme Treasure. This guy is in the game and it's not easy to get out. Sooner or later he will come back for one reason or another.

Liao Wenjie didn't know whether the Supreme Treasure would succeed in the end. From his own perspective, he very much hoped that the Supreme Treasure could break the curse of fate. The difficulty of Zixia's capture by him was much lower than that of the Bull Demon King.

Of course, Princess Jade Face's favorability towards Zixia has been cleared and will reach negative. Anyone who knows that her man has snatched a little fairy and kept her in the basement will feel guilty.

Princess Jade Face was very confident in her appearance and figure. She was conceited that if Liao Wenjie fell on her, she would never be able to get up. Zixia could not find any loophole to take advantage of. But then again, men are all white-eyed wolves. If you dare to feed him delicacies every time, he will dare to go out to eat fruits and vegetables to supplement crude fiber in the name of aiding digestion.

Don't ask why Princess Jade Face knows so much, just ask that she is a vixen. In terms of driving away the first wife and successfully ascending to the throne, their reputation is not for nothing, they have real skills.

There is a library in Moyun Cave, which contains the hard work of many predecessors of the Fox Clan, especially the research on the habits of carrying handles. It fills a wall.

Liao Wenjie also read it. The first sentence in the opening chapter: Posture is power, immediately made him take a breath, and after repeated observations, he said that he had benefited a lot.

Because we understand it, we are afraid of it, so we have to guard against it.

Under Liao Wenjie's nose, Princess Jade Face did not dare to openly deal with Zixia, so she secretly gave an order to her little girl. Whatever food is rich in meat should be arranged for Zixia's three meals a day. It must be done in the shortest possible time. Zixia was raised into Zhu Bajie.

Conspiracy in a low voice, Liao Wenjie heard everything, so...

It's none of his business, just pretend it didn't happen.

As for Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, these two people live in the dungeon, and their treatment is very average in Ji Leishan, where they look at their reputation.

…

More than half a month passed, and finally one day, a little fox came bounding to the pavilion and whispered something into the ear of Princess Jade Face. The latter conveyed her message to Liao Wenjie, saying that the Bull Demon King was here.

Lao Niu came very quietly this time, riding a water-avoiding golden-eyed beast. He obeyed the rules and handed the car keys to the vixen at the door.

Unlike usual, every time I come to Moyun Cave, my eyes are not always honest. I look here and there, and I even got lost and accidentally entered the bathhouse several times.

No way, times have changed.

Liao Wenjie transformed into the face of the old demon from Montenegro and waved his hands to tell the vixens to retreat, especially the Jade-faced Princess. Her existence was the biggest provocation to the Bull Demon King. In addition, after getting married, she became more and more charming, and it was very likely that Lao Niu would be put on the spot. He ran away violently and was then pinned under Wuzhi Mountain with his butt facing outward.

Without Liao Wenjie's urging, when she saw the old Black Mountain demon's face, the jade-faced princess raised her hands to cover her eyes and trotted away quickly.

She is not a white-eyed wolf, she just likes delicacies from the mountains and seas. She is not used to eating crude fiber, and it makes her uncomfortable to look at it more than once.

Liao Wenjie curled his lips. He liked this society that judged people based on their appearance. As a handsome boy, he hoped that there would be more beautiful fairies like Princess Jade Face who would look at faces first, the better.

"Hahaha, brother Montenegro, I'm here to see you!"

Before seeing the tauren, I heard moo moo first. Following a burst of hearty laughter, the majestic Bull Demon King strode into the pavilion.

His expression was as usual, he was confident and assertive, and his domineering attitude remained the same as before.

Judging from his appearance, it would be difficult for non-informed people to imagine that within one day, he suffered the tragedy of having his concubine cut off by his brother at the wedding ceremony, and his first wife cuckolding him with another brother.

What a tough guy!

Liao Wenjie was deeply impressed and said in admiration: "Brother Niu, you are such a man!"

Poof.

The Bull Demon King was hit in the heart, his eyelids twitched, and his voice was stiff: "Brother, I have had some twists and turns in my relationship recently. You should have heard about it, so don't hurt me."

"Brother Niu has misunderstood. I admire you from the bottom of my heart, and I definitely didn't mean to rub salt into your wounds."

Liao Wenjie explained and gave an example: "For example, that night, I heard a certain Jiao Demon King who did not want to be named spreading gossip, saying that the monkey and his sister-in-law were having an affair. My first thought was to go over and comfort you."

"do not talk……"

The Bull Demon King sat down at the table, raised his hand to pour himself a glass of fruit wine, and muttered in a low voice: "And you didn't come to comfort me. I was beating you to death, and I didn't even see your ghost."

"Brother Niu, you misunderstood again."

Liao Wenjie sighed: "I just got up, and when I saw the little wife in my arms, she hadn't even put on her pants yet, I suddenly realized. If I go to you to comfort you, wouldn't I be getting an advantage and acting like a good girl? Me and that guy stabbing you in the back." What's the difference between a knife and a monkey? You can't do what a villain does, right?"

Bull Demon King: "..."

Yes, thank you so much. I want to go to your ancestral graves and dig out your ancestors to thank them all!

The Bull Demon King drank a glass of fruit wine, but it was sweet but not spicy. The more he drank, the thirstier he became. It was not interesting at all.

He looked around and saw no furry fox. He frowned and said, "Brother, you used to live in Heifeng Ridge and didn't have servants to entertain you. Now that you've moved to the Ecstasy, there's no room for two vixens." Bro, it looks so ugly."

"A wild vixen. First of all, she doesn't know how to dress, and secondly, she doesn't understand men's thoughts. Her words also smell like dirt, so she won't show them to shame."

Bull Demon King: "..."

Nonsense, the last time he came to Moyun Cave, the vixens, big and small, were all dressed in filial piety. Their waists could be broken when they walked, and they were so tender that they were so tender that they dripped water.

"It's just a joke, Brother Niu, don't take it seriously."

Liao Wenjie smiled slightly: "It's true that Brother Niu's marriage has changed. I'm looking for two charming girls to accompany you at this time. Brother Niu fell in love with the situation, so I'm asking for trouble."

"Interesting, so interesting, I was just trying to counteract the bad luck."

"Brother Niu is joking again. With your status in the world, there are countless witches on the road who want to win your favor. I am afraid that you will be soiled in a remote and remote area like Jilei Mountain!"

Liao Wenjie raised his glass: "No more talking, everything is in the wine, come on, let's go."

"Tons, tons, tons————" x2

The Bull Demon King put down his wine glass. He was not interested in the sweet fruit wine. Hearing the meaning of Liao Wenjie's words, he stopped clinging to the vixen and said bluntly: "Brother, you brought Tang Sanzang here too, right?"

"That's right, not only Tang Sanzang, but also Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng. They took advantage of the chaos and broke into Niu Mansion that night to rob Tang Sanzang, but I captured them alive." Liao Wenjie said truthfully.

"The news didn't get out, did it?"

"No, Brother Niu, you have many eyes and ears. If you ask around on the road, you will know that Tang Monk's meat that day is Tang Monk's meat. No one knows that Tang Monk is still alive."

"Okay, I can rest assured that my brother will do the work."

The Bull Demon King nodded, then narrowed his eyes slightly, with murderous intent looming: "The stinking monkey has ruined my reputation all my life and made me a laughing stock. Today I will kill Tang Sanzang to vent my anger."

"not good."

"How bad!"

The Bull Demon King got angry on the spot: "He is sleeping with my wife, why can't I kill his master?"

"If I kill you, you will be fooled."

Liao Wenjie picked up the wine glass and whispered: "Brother Niu, think about it, Tang San is hiding in my hand, the monkey knows it, but he never came to ask for it. Why is this?"

"This...brother, what do you mean?"

"That's right, you and I were both fooled and fell into the monkey's trick."

Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows and said proudly: "In the past few days, I have been unable to sleep at night. I tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. After thinking carefully for several nights, I saw the four words 'killing with a borrowed knife' from the monkey's words."

Bull Demon King: "..."

How rare, there is nothing to take credit for. If it were him holding the Jade Faced Princess in his arms every night, he would be tossing and turning and still couldn't fall asleep.

"Brother Niu, according to my analysis, this monkey is crazy on the surface, but is actually very scheming. From the moment he finds you, a big net is cast."

Liao Wenjie took a deep breath and said with lingering fear: "The monkey didn't want to take the Western Scripture, but he didn't dare to attack Tang Sanzang directly. You and I can both guess this. Seeing that you and I didn't want to be scapegoats, he took the initiative to leak the news. I'm cuckolding you with my sister-in-law...Brother Niu, don't glare, I'll discuss the matter as it is, this is part of the monkey's plan and must be made clear."

"Okay, okay, go on."

"The monkey took the initiative to reveal that he had an affair with my sister-in-law and had been cuckolding you for several years."

"..."

Let me tell you later, who asked you to expand your sentence?

"The monkey uses this to anger you and let you kill Tang Sanzang to vent your anger, so that he can get what he wants."

Liao Wenjie snorted coldly: "Following this line of thinking, the monkey suddenly disappeared and returned without any warning, and the strange behavior can be explained clearly. It's not that he is not satisfied after sleeping with his sister-in-law and wants to sleep with your sister, but in fact he is worried that you will not He held a banquet for Tang Monk and made do with some pork. He made two preparations and angered you through the ultimate humiliation of Brother Niu, your wife and sister, so that Tang Sanzang would die in your hands."

Bull Demon King: "..."

I've already said it, don't say it!

"Fortunately, God has opened his eyes. Monkeys have calculated everything, but I didn't expect that my sister-in-law, just for fun, had real feelings for him. She was jealous and drove away Brother Niu and your sister, causing his plan to annihilate all the female members of the Niu family to fail. What’s more, I didn’t expect that, Brother Niu, you were so perceptive that you saw through the lingering affection for the monkey in my sister-in-law’s eyes, and you used a single move to make the truth known to the world.”

Bull Demon King: "..."

MD, I suddenly remembered that my sister at home was still crying, so I left now.

"Although these may also be within the monkey's plan. It's not you who discovered it, Brother Niu, but he let you discover it on purpose. Brother Niu, don't be too negative. Think on the bright side. My sister-in-law hasn't paid off yet, and her purity remains the same. This is a blessing in misfortune.”

Liao Wenjie took a sip of fruit wine to moisten his throat. Seeing that the Bull Demon King looked unkind, he said awkwardly: "Brother Niu, don't look at me like that. It's scary. In fact, I only know a little bit about the inside story. I only heard the information from the Jiao Demon that night... ahem, Listen to what passersby say.”

Bull Demon King: "..."

That's it, I'm tired. The dirty world is not worthy of his honest and honest man. Let's destroy it quickly!