Chapter 40: A cornered dog jumps over the wall
I started to defend myself, "I didn't know that Wong Tai Sin was here, so I just..."
I was a little incoherent, and I really didn't know what to say halfway through.
At this moment, even my quick wits were useless!
"Misunderstanding? Where did the misunderstanding come from? Do you know that we have met three times?"
The weasel lectured me in a dignified manner.
But I couldn't hear a word of its words, just thinking it was farting.
However, just as I was silent, the weasel began to count it in detail.
"If I remember correctly, you ran into me halfway when you were driving the first time."
"The second time was in the spirit world, you didn't find me, but I found you, but before I could get close to you, you ran away with that woman."
"The third time, that is, this time, I ran into you again! I followed you until you went out, and then I knocked that Niubi unconscious with a stinky fart, and transformed into his appearance."
After listening to the weasel's words, I finally understood what was going on.
No wonder Lin Hualong was switched, it turned out that he was knocked unconscious by the weasel.
If I guessed correctly, I'm afraid Lin Hualong is still in the spirit world!
A night has passed, will he be in danger?
Thinking of this, my heart suddenly "stomped" and my heartbeat accelerated instantly.
I began to be afraid and worried.
All kinds of negative emotions came to my face and made me feel very uncomfortable.
"Boy, what are you in a daze? Let your woman come out, I want to enjoy her well."
The weasel suddenly said again: "If you enjoy it well, I will let you go, if you don't enjoy it well..."
Before the weasel finished speaking, I suddenly became furious and cursed at it: "Enjoy your mother's shit!"
This weasel was too greedy, I naturally knew that the woman in its stinky mouth was Bai Xian.
Although until now I still don't know whether Bai Xian is a human or a spirit.
But I can't let this weasel defile Bai Xian, and in front of me!
I can't let down Bai Xian's "husband", and I can't let down Bai Xian's kindness to me before.
I don't care how powerful this weasel is. Since it dares to say such words, I am not afraid of tearing my face apart!
So what if it kills me? Even if it turns into a ghost, I will not let it go!
"You are just a stinky rat! How dare you show off in front of me? If you don't shut your stinky mouth, I will crush you to death!"
Although I was suppressed by the weasel and knelt on the ground, I was not inferior to it in momentum.
Anyway, things have come to this point. If I really die, I will accept my fate.
Even if I die, I can't bear to see Bai Xian being insulted by a weasel.
"You are so bold! Today, this great immortal will not tear you into pieces! This great immortal is not the Huang family immortal!"
While the weasel was muttering, it suddenly attacked. It jumped up from the bed and rushed directly towards me.
At this moment, I yelled, "Come on! I'm not afraid of you!"
Anyway, we're fighting to the death, so I'm not afraid of it.
But I'm not that kind of reckless man, because I have enough confidence.
The weasel's brain is not flexible enough after all. It only imprisoned my body, but not my head.
So I can speak and move my head.
In fact, when I was swearing at it, I had already bitten a mouthful of blood from the tip of my tongue and was ready at any time.
As long as this dog dares to move me, I will spray it to death with a mouthful of blood from the tip of my tongue!
And now the weasel is furious and bites me regardless of anything. That's the best time!
Seeing the weasel rushing in front of me, I laughed wildly, "Go to hell, you stinky rat, ugh!"
As soon as the words fell, a mouthful of blood from the tip of my tongue sprayed out instantly.
It sprayed right on the tip of the weasel's nose.
The weasel was stunned for a moment, and it twitched its nose.
I sneered in my heart, thinking that the weasel was dead.
However, after it reacted slowly, it actually laughed at me, "You kid think that the blood on the tip of your tongue can deal with me? How naive!"
When I heard the weasel's words, I was dumbfounded.
No matter how hard I tried, I never thought that this weasel could be so powerful that he was not even afraid of the blood on the tip of his tongue?
Seeing that the weasel was about to attack me again, I simply waited for death.
I thought that after I died, I would immediately fight him head-on and turn into a spirit to tear the weasel into pieces.
But at this moment, the door was suddenly kicked open by someone, making a "bang" sound, which made my eardrums numb.
The weasel was also disturbed by the loud noise, and its rhythm suddenly slowed down by half a beat.
"Dare to fart and smoke me, you stinky rat, I will chop you today!"
Then, a whirlwind-like figure rushed in.
Just by hearing the weird voice, I knew that Lin Hualong was here!
I couldn't help but feel secretly happy, and was very glad that Lin Hualong was fine.
However, the weasel was also very cunning. When it saw Lin Hualong rushing in with a peach wood sword, it actually ran straight to the window and escaped.
"You still know how to run?"
Lin Hualong chased to the window, but he was a human being and couldn't get out like a weasel.
I stared at Lin Hualong, my eyes were a little hot.
"Why are you kneeling? I'm not dead yet!"
Lin Hualong happened to turn around at this moment. When he saw me kneeling on the ground, he immediately said something contemptuously to me.
I shook my head at him and said, "Master Lin, I don't want to kneel either! That weasel cast a spell on me!"
After listening to my explanation, Lin Hualong immediately rolled his eyes at me, took a step forward, and slapped me on the forehead.
At the same time, he opened his mouth and shouted, "Break!"
Then, I felt a sense of relief all over my body. Before I could react, my body regained consciousness and strength.
I immediately stood up from the ground and asked Lin Hualong, "Master Lin, when did you come out of the spirit world? I heard from the weasel that it fainted you with a fart."
When Lin Hualong heard what I said, he was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.
He rolled his eyes at me and said, "You believe the weasel's words? Are you really obsessed with the spirit?"
"Hehe, whether you believe it or not, I still believe Master Lin more."
In order to make up for the shadow of Lin Hualong fainting from the fart, I just flattered him.
But after hearing this, Lin Hualong not only didn't thank me, but he took the peach wood sword and wanted to chop me.
"I think you are possessed by a ghost! I will help you get rid of the evil spirit!"
Lin Hualong made up an excuse and chopped me down with the peach wood sword.
But I am not a fool, so I will not stand still and let him chop me.
"Old dog Lin, you are so heartless! I have been worried about you for so long, and you still chop me?"