Chapter 75 What the fuck is a fucking surprise
After resting all night in the military camp, Qin Ran returned to Daojianmen with Long Qiqi and Li Shiyin early the next morning.
"Where's my brother?" Seeing that Li Shiwen didn't come to see her off, Li Shiyin couldn't help but ask.
"Drunk." Qin Ran said.
"So you drank behind my back last night?" Li Shiyin asked in surprise, can these two people get together?
Qin Ran glanced sideways at her, why was he carrying her behind his back, and his choice of words was so strange...
The fairy horses were very fast. They set off from the military camp in the morning and arrived at Daojianmen in the evening.
As she got closer and closer to Daojianmen, Li Shiyin's stern face became more and more relaxed. When she saw the mist-shrouded mountain peaks standing inside Daojianmen from a distance, she excitedly pointed to that mountain. Shanfeng, who was slightly shorter and fatter, shouted to Qin Ran:
"Master...that's Danfeng!"
Qin Ran was also very happy, finally going home.
The air in Li Benshan is hot and turbid, the breath is full of the smell of sulfur, and it is as hot as a steamer all the time. Is that a place where people can live? Where is the paradise of monks?
When I was in Daojianmen, I felt that this was not good and that Danfeng was really desolate and poor. But when I really went outside and came back from the outside, I realized that Danfeng was actually the spiritual place of the immortal family. .
"Yes!" He sighed, even a stupid disciple could recognize Dan Feng.
Li Shiyin looked at Qin Ran and said with a smile: "Then master...I'll go back first!"
"What?" Qin Ran didn't understand at first.
Then she saw Li Shiyin taking out the Qingxing Sword, driving it up, and floating in front of her. She flew up and jumped directly onto the flying sword from her horse.
"Master, please bring my horse back." She left a sentence and flew towards Danfeng.
"Hey! Be careful!" Seeing how anxious she was, Qin Ran hurriedly warned her.
But it was already too late. Li Shiyin was so fast that she had already bumped headlong into the mountain-protecting formation of Daojian Sect.
"Alas..." Qin Ran slapped his head, yes, this was still the confused and stupid apprentice.
Li Shiyin was knocked unconscious and covered her head, feeling a little embarrassed. She quickly looked around and saw no one around her, so she hurriedly flew inside...
"Dang!" So she bumped into the mountain guarding formation again.
Her head hurt. Li Shiyin held her head with both hands and rubbed it gently. Just when she lowered her head, she realized that there were many people at the mountain gate below looking up at her, smiling and pointing. She felt a little embarrassed and hurried forward...
"when……"
She ran into the mountain guard formation again.
"Who is breaking into the formation here?!" A rich voice suddenly came from the mountain guarding formation. It was the elder guarding the mountain gate who was alerted by Li Shiyin.
"Identity token..." Kieran, who couldn't stand it anymore from a distance, could only remind him loudly.
"Oh...right!" Li Shiyin panicked and took out her identity token. She poured mana into the token, and the identity token shot out a bright light, which opened a hole in the mountain-protecting formation.
"No one breaks into the formation, no one breaks into the formation!" She shouted twice, and the sword flew into the mountain gate through the opening.
"Alas..." Qin Ran and Long Qiqi shook their heads together.
"Is this your apprentice?" Long Qiqi asked, "How could a scheming vixen like you have such a reckless and foolish apprentice?"
"Now I will teach you the first lesson of being a human being..." Qin Ran and Long Qiqi said, "People always like what they don't have, they always seek what they are missing, and they prefer what complements themselves."
Long Qiqi nodded thoughtfully.
Qin Ran looked down at her and asked, "Can you ride a horse?"
"No..." Crazy, she used to be a snake and a monster. Where can she learn to ride a horse in the primitive forest?
"Go over and I'll teach you." Qin Ran said, pointing to the white horse Li Shiyin left behind, looking like an equestrian master.
Long Qiqi had to show him her little arms and legs, stared at her snake eyes and asked: "Do you think I can ride a horse like this?"
"Ahem! No...can't you?" Qin Ran coughed dryly and complimented, "You are a monster, you are not an ordinary person."
Long Qiqi liked the compliment very much, so she jumped out of Kieran's arms and came to the fairy horse.
Her short legs couldn't push the stirrups, and her short hands couldn't reach the reins. She hugged the horse's neck and went to get the reins. The fairy horse was a little panicked because of her snake demon breath, so she was also a little panicked while holding the reins. , as soon as she panicked, the fairy horse became even more panicked.
"How... how do you ride?" she asked, already so nervous that she stuttered.
"That's it……"
Qin Ran lifted the reins, but before he could finish his words, the fairy horse rushed out in panic.
"……Sample."
After Qin Ran finished speaking, he watched the fairy horse gallop forward and quickly drove the horse under him to catch up.
"Ahhh...help...me!" Long Qiqi's cry for help spread far away.
Facing the darkness, Qin Ran took Long Qiqi, who had a bruised nose and face, through the ancient forest path outside Danfeng's residence and came to the grass, in front of the wooden house, and by the river.
He took a deep breath of the fresh air at home. It was better to be at home. He couldn't help but sigh in a double sentence in his heart: "I won't go out again until I die! This world is too dangerous!"
Before he finished sighing, there was a voice coming from the other side. It was the voice of the silly apprentice. She whimpered and said: "Master... hurry up and go inside and see what Zhui Feng has done!"
Why is the accent so strange? Qin Ran was puzzled and looked over. He saw the silly apprentice leaning on the rocking chair in front of the wooden house, chewing a big crisp pear in his hand, his cheeks bulging, and talking to him with a gloating smile.
"What happened to Zhuifeng?" Qin Ran suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
"Go into the house and see for yourself..." Li Shiyin swayed on the rocking chair and pointed behind.
"Who is Zhuifeng?" Long Qiqi asked.
Qin Ran felt a great crisis in his heart. He didn't answer her. He quickly turned over and got off the horse and rushed into the house.
Long Qiqi jumped off the horse carefully and limped towards Li Shiyin. She smelled a dangerous breath in the air, so she asked Li Shiyin again: "Who is Zhuifeng?"
"A stupid cat." Li Shiyin replied. She looked at Long Qiqi carefully and found that Long Qiqi was covered with wounds and swollen nose and face.
Long Qiqi was fine when she left. Why did he become like this? She frowned and asked, "How did you get into this state?"
"Cat?" Long Qiqi didn't want to answer her. She was more concerned about the dangerous atmosphere in the air because it made her feel uneasy. "Is it a monster too?!"
"It's not a monster... it's a cat, a big cat." Li Shiyin gestured with a big pear, looked at the horse that Long Qiqi jumped off, and asked with a smirk, "Did you fall off the horse?"
Long Qiqi pretended not to hear and asked again, "It's not an ordinary cat!"
"It's just a stupid cat..." Li Shiyin said.
At this time, there was finally movement in the room, and Qin Ran's hoarse and painful voice came out. He shouted: "Chasing the wind!!!"
This sound shattered the night and hit the starry sky!
Li Shiyin breathed a sigh of relief and patted her chest. It was good that she could roar. She was really worried that her master would not be able to catch his breath and be directly angry to death.