Chapter 287: Furious
Zhou Huaishan said in a crackling voice, and after speaking, he stared at Zhou Qing eagerly.
That look was straightforward: You are refuting me!
Zhou Qing
Is there any quick-acting Jiuxin Pill?
He took a deep breath and sighed, rubbed his face, closed his eyes, and took a breath.
"What nonsense are you talking about! Are you an ordinary person? You are a scholar, a scholar who is going to take the imperial examination!
Those who pass the Jinshi examination will be officials in the future and will benefit the people.
The master of the Imperial College gave you homework just to see how you eat, drink and have fun?
Then he might as well go eat, drink and have fun by himself, why should he look at you!
Rewrite! "
Zhou Qing slapped the table.
Zhou Huaishan frowned and said confidently: "What's wrong with the Imperial College? What's wrong with being a Jinshi? What's wrong with being an official?"
This presupposes that they don’t all have to be individuals!
As a human being, he has to eat, drink and defecate!
Do you think my writing is not profound enough? I only wrote about eating, drinking, and having diarrhea?
No, that thing is too disgusting, I can’t write it! "
Zhou Qinghuo wanted to scare Zhou Huaishan to death by lifting a brick!
Why is there such a lousy thing?
"Dad, can't you write an analysis of the pros and cons of water transportation?"
Zhou Huaishan looked at Zhou Qing dumbfounded.
"Co-authoring, we've been talking for a long time and you want me to write this?"
Zhou Qing
Zhou Huaishan's eyes twitched and he looked at Zhou Qing with a lunatic look, "Why do you have such strange thoughts?"
Zhou Qing
Am I surprised?
Which one of us is surprised!
Zhou Huaishan rolled his eyes, "If I could write out the pros and cons of water transportation, then I would still be considered a dandy! The most valuable thing about a person is that he knows himself! The most important thing about others is that they don't force others to make things difficult for them!
I already have self-awareness.
Can't you restrain yourself a little? "
Zhou Qing
At this moment, Shen Li sent the envoy to Taiyuan Hospital and returned.
Qing Qingzi, who had only one drop of blood left in the blood tank, took a deep breath, stood up from the table, and pointed at Zhou Huaishan with half his life hanging on his head, "You, watch for a while, I'll go out and get some fresh air."
As he spoke, he staggered out head-heavy.
"Ask the kitchen if they can make ice hockey and bring me a bowl."
When Zhou Qing went out, he grabbed a little maid and gave him instructions.
Shen Li turned around and said, "It's not the season to eat ice hockey yet. You can't eat it because it will hurt your health."
The attitude is firm and there is no room for negotiation.
The little maid immediately stood up in embarrassment.
Zhou Qing waved his hand impatiently, "Okay, I got it. Let my dad write it quickly."
After saying that, he stepped out of the threshold, glanced at the little maid, and said in a low voice: "Go quickly."
The little maid glanced at Shen Li quickly, turned around and left without thinking.
Zhou Qing weakly wandered to the railing under the corridor and sat leaning on it.
Forget about ice hockey, it's good for her to have a cigarette now.
Tutoring my dad to study is really tough.
Half an hour later, Li Lizi walked out of the room in a daze.
The erratic pace was as if he had just come out of a men's prison and had experienced an indescribable ravage.
Glancing at the ice hockey ball that Zhou Qing was holding in his arms, Shen Li scooped two out of the bowl with a spoon and put them into his mouth without saying a word.
The ice ball enters the mouth and goes down the throat.
A chill finally revived the person.
Hockey smells so good.
Zhou Qing glanced at the open door, "So soon? Is it finished?"
Shen Li was hanging with half his life, half of his body hanging on the railing, and he was just paralyzed there. "No, I came out for some air. I'm afraid I lost control of my temper."
Not to mention that the person inside was his father-in-law, so he couldn't do anything.
Just because of his strong hands, he would be afraid of killing someone if he made a move.
As he spoke, he leaned forward and took two more ice balls into his mouth.
"Zhou Yuan was caught."
He suddenly spoke, and Zhou Qing's rusty brain took a long time to react.
"Did you catch him?"
Shen Li shook his head, "They acted too quickly over there. Before we could finish the process here, they let the Criminal Department arrest us directly."
"Princeling?"
Shen Li nodded and leaned against the pillar behind him, looking up at the stars in the sky.
The stars are bright.
"Is the Criminal Department a princeling?"
Shen Li's eyelids twitched and he shook his head slightly, "Not all of them, but the Minister of Punishment, Su Heng sacrificed a lot in order to keep Zhou Yuan this time.
Only then did he lose a censor. If there was a slight mistake on the part of the Ministry of Justice, he might lose a minister of the Ministry of Justice. "
Zhou Qing couldn't help but doubt his life.
"Is Zhou Yuan so important?"
Shen Li was speechless, "I'm also investigating now, and I haven't discovered yet why Zhou Yuan makes Su Heng value him so much."
After the words fell, Shen Li suddenly paused.
Su Heng?
Su Heng?
The names of these two people sound exactly the same!
Zhou Qing saw Shen Li frowning fiercely, "What's wrong?"
Shen Li raised his eyes and looked at Zhou Qing, "Does Zhou Yuan have any unique skills?"
Zhou Qing thought for a while following the memory of the original owner, and finally shook his head, "There is nothing different. If you have to find something different, is it possible to be more selfish than others?"
He said, laughing at himself.
"I can't really think of anything special about him."
The two of them were talking when Zhou Huaishan shouted at the top of his lungs, "It's finished!"
While shouting, he slapped the table.
His excited look was like that of a senior in high school who suddenly experienced a power outage in the classroom midway through his evening self-study.
Shen Li was about to get up when Zhou Qing handed him the bowl in his arms, "I'll go take a look, it'll be your turn later."
The appearance of the test paper is extremely important for the Jinshi exam.
Although Zhou Huaishan's handwriting is mighty and domineering, it does not meet the requirements of the test paper.
During the exam, students have to write in Guantao style.
So the daily homework of the Imperial College includes small character practice.
As soon as Zhou Qing came in, Zhou Huaishan crossed his legs like a big boss and handed over the masterpiece he had just finished.
Zhou Qing raised his hand to take it.
It must be said that Zhou Huaishan is extremely talented in writing.
The Guantao style is written neatly and beautifully.
As his eyes moved down, Zhou Qing's motherly smile froze.
"Dad, what is this."
Zhou Qing slapped the paper on the table and pointed to the last few lines.
It said: Good luck, chicken tonight.
Zhou Huaishan shook his head proudly.
"I have already copied this assignment assigned by the teacher, but when I looked at it, I saw that there were only a few words missing to make a complete square, so I suddenly had an idea to complete it."
Zhou Qing
Finish it!
Zhou Huaishan was afraid that Zhou Qing would tear it up, so he immediately put the paper in front of him away.
"The teacher just asked me to copy and practice calligraphy, and I copied everything I should copy. The teacher didn't say that I couldn't practice more. I just exceeded the task."
Zhou Qing was speechless.
Wait for punishment tomorrow!
"What other after-class exercises are there?"
"There is also a poem about the canal." Zhou Huaishan said, shaking his legs complacently, "I have written it all."
"Canal Transport·Food or Not"
Men need to eat,
Women need to eat.
Jinshi need to eat,
Common people need to eat.
Food or Not, Food or Not, the canal is startled with a sea of fat fish.