Chapter 359 Qin Ran's first experience as a playboy (1/2)
My Daily Practice with My Confused Female Disciple Chapter 359 Qin Ran’s First Experience of Playfulness
"So..." Qin Ran asked Li Shiwen on the broad street of Danyang City, "Why are you taking me there?"
"This Danyang City..." Li Shiwen put his arm around Qin Ran's shoulders, "My territory! What can't be done? Whatever you want to do, I will help you do it."
He said, twitching his eyebrows at Kieran and showing a smile that every man could understand.
Well, Li Shiwen, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, is actually such a person. Qin Ran squinted at him and asked, "Give me an example?"
"Eat, drink, and have fun. I can take you to whatever Danyang City has. I think I, the eldest young master of the Li family, still have some respect." Li Shiwen was quite proud, "Although Brother Qin, your intelligence and cultivation strength are You're eight hundred miles away from me, but...you definitely don't have as much fun as I do in this world of entertainment."
Kieran looked at him and blinked, wondering where this guy got the confidence to talk about entertainment with a modern person.
"So..." he asked again.
To be honest, he now really wants Li Shiwen to broaden his horizons.
Li Shiwen put her arms around him, bent down, and lowered her voice again, whispering: "According to reliable information, Tianxiang Tower's newest oiran, Master Chen, is still a young girl... She is extremely beautiful, and she is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting... her hands are like silk, Feet like golden lotuses..."
Well, Kieran heard clearly that he was taking him to visit the brothel... So he just looked at Li Shiwen quietly, hoping that he would understand that he was his soon-to-be brother-in-law. He wants to take his soon-to-be brother-in-law to visit a brothel!
"As the eldest young master of the Li family, if I use some more money, I might as well have a chance to kiss Fangze." Li Shiwen raised his eyebrows with a lewd smile, "How about that?"
"Not so good!" Qin Ran rolled his eyes and said righteously, "Do you think I'm the kind of person who goes to a place like this with fireworks?"
Li Shiwen looked Qin Ran up and down, nodded and said, "Students like you are all filthy and slutty. You all like to stand out in brothels and spend money. Don't you?"
"No!" Qin Ran's eyes were very firm.
"Alas!" Seeing this, Li Shiwen sighed and let go of Qin Ran.
The two of them walked on the street for a while, and Li Shiwen suddenly remembered something, put his elbow on Qin Ran's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Speaking of scholars, I remember that Tang Yin held a poetry meeting today, which was said to be a spring outing poetry meeting. ...Oh, Tang Yin is the eldest son of the Minister of Civil Affairs. Are you interested in this?"
Qin Ran rolled his eyes. The Poetry Club asked him, a remote mountain otaku, to attend a banquet...is that a banquet? That means killing him!
He didn't even bother to say anything.
Li Shiwen said curiously: "This is a poetry meeting led by the official minister, and there will be many extremely talented Imperial College and Hanlin students attending. You are quite talented and knowledgeable, but you are also full of bad ideas. You can exchange knowledge with them, and you can also write poems." Yes, isn’t this bad? Don’t you scholars like to stand on the heads of other scholars?”
What about exchanging knowledge, reciting poems and composing poems, but this still requires him to be a literary copywriter? Qin Ran shook his head repeatedly, he didn't want to let down those great people in his previous life.
"I'm telling you, this is a stereotype. Not all scholars are like that. Some scholars are true gentlemen, and not all are sanctimonious. Besides, I'm not a scholar either!" He said to Li Shiwen, "When I see scholars It’s annoying.”
"I'm not a scholar..." Li Shiwen looked at him and said, "There will be many talented people and beauties at the poetry party. You are not interested in talented people, but what about the beauties? On a spring outing plus a poetry party, those official ladies and famous prostitutes in brothels, But they all like it very much.”
Qin Ran stood still and stared at him seriously. After a while, he admonished: "You said that you are a married man with sons, and you are Shiyin's brother. Tell me this, what do you think? Does it fit?"
"Men! You should be broad-minded!" Li Shiwen didn't care at all. He patted Qin Ran's chest with the back of his hand and replied, "It's not like you want to take it home. Just take a look and play with it. It won't affect anything."
After hearing this, Qin Ran searched in his Qiankun bag and found a bottle of elixir. He handed it to Li Shiwen and said with a serious expression: "I think you will be infected with Hualiu sooner or later, so I will give you this bottle of elixir. When the time comes, It can save your life."
"It's not that exaggerated..." Li Shiwen said, taking the elixir... The monk's elixir is not free of charge.
"We will also invite musicians and dancers to the Spring Poetry Outing. That guy from Gaoyuanshan will also go there. The so-called elegant music, popular music, graceful dance, and beautiful girls." He put away the elixir and continued to ask, "You don't feel like these either. interest?"
Li Shiwen's enthusiasm made Qin Ran slowly come to his senses. This guy basically wants to go to the brothel and wants him to be an accomplice; he also wants to go to the poetry club in spring to see girls, but he is a rough man and it is really embarrassing to go to the poetry club... That's why this guy kept cleaning him up.
"You want to go, right?" He asked Li Shiwen righteously.
"Hi!" Li Shiwen shook his head and denied, "If you don't want to go, I won't go! Why do I want to go? I'm thinking about you."
"I am a monk with a pure heart and few desires. I don't care about the secular world." Qin Ran said with a righteous face, "Don't use these things to damage my Taoist heart... It's just a waste of effort."
They kidnapped his sister and ran away. The two of them were just there in broad daylight as if they were bored. They were still telling him that they were pure and celibate. Li Shiwen didn't believe a word of it.
But suddenly, he thought of something. He looked at Qin Ran carefully and said, why does he feel that Qin Ran is a little abnormal today... Qin Ran is not as righteous as he is today?
Qin Ran looked at him approvingly and said to himself, "Not too stupid."
Having a sword fairy sister at home, he dared to drag his brother-in-law out to have affairs. It can only be said that Li Shiwen is a birthday man who has lived enough.
Seeing Qin Ran's tacit expression, Li Shiwen was a little flustered. He looked around and looked for Li Shiyin's location.
But how could he find Li Shiyin? Many cultivators with high cultivation could not do it.
He struggled for a while and did not find Li Shiyin, but he calmed down. It was just a beating. Could Li Shiyin kill him?
Thinking of this, Li Shiwen, who had thick eyebrows, big eyes and sharp features, also became righteous. He said to Qin Ran: "I have heard Shiyin say that you, brother Ran, have learned to play the flute and the sound of the flute is quite beautiful. Brother Ran is also interested in music. It just so happens that I have some acquaintances in Danyang Liyuan. How about we go to Liyuan to listen to music and enjoy dance?"
This is an elegant thing, so as not to be caught by Li Shiyin, Qin Ran finally nodded and said, "Very good."
So on the first day of Qin Ran's first experience as a playboy, he listened to music in Liyuan.
Then on the second day, he went outing and fishing.
On the third day, he listened to stories in a teahouse.
... He really didn't dare to go to a gambling house.
But in the afternoon of that day, Li Shiwen brought a few friends and Qin Ran to drink tea and listen to stories in Ximeng Teahouse in Danyang City.
In fact, Qin Ran was not interested in storytelling. But firstly, they had nowhere to go, and secondly, the storytelling in the teahouse these days was about the legendary stories of the Northern Chu monks in the war against the invasion of Xuan Qin. He really wanted to know if there was a story about him and his silly apprentice in it, so he thought it was interesting.
And today's story was about the legendary sword god Jiang Xiaobai of Northern Chu, which had come to an end:
"... But that night, the leaden clouds were dense, as if tens of thousands of pounds of pig iron were hanging in the sky.
Snow, like goose feathers! Jiang Xiaobai sat alone on the top of Wuyi City with a sword.
He was drinking, and the wine was as sharp as an ice knife, cutting his throat.
He was waiting for someone, who was a strong enemy and wanted to take his life.
He knew he would die today, but he didn't leave, he was very calm.
Because he was guarding Wuyi City behind him.
A gust of cold wind blew, and the enemy sent nine monks. They were all terrifying and powerful people who had turned into infants.
Among them, there was also a sword holder, who asked the sword god: "You are not from Northern Chu, and you have no grudges with Xuan Qin. Why would you bury your life here for that mere mortal?"
The Sword God raised his head, looked at the sword holder, and replied: "I am the number one Sword God in Northern Chu."
"After you die today, no one will remember you."
The Sword God drank and sighed: "There are many people who are not remembered, and I am not the only one; so many people died in this city, and I am not the only one. If others die, I will die too."
There is a man in Xuan Qin who is invincible with divine light, and he persuaded the Sword God: "I admire you very much. I will give you a chance to join Xuan Qin."
The Sword God looked at him, spit at him, and said: "A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated. Why do you insult me?"
The one who controls the divine light said no more.
There is a man in Xuan Qin who has unlimited vitality and can fight for a hundred battles without dying. He asked the Sword God: "Do you regret it?"
"No regrets."
The Sword God said: "If you retreat today, your heart will die; if you fight, your body will die. If you advance, you will die, and if you retreat, you will die. Waiting for death, is it okay for a dead country? "
Then there was a great battle.
The Sword God had 72 flying swords, and the enemy had 9. Eight flying swords fought against one monk, and the Sword God fought against nine people alone.
There were flying swords all over the sky, slashing the sky, heavy snow fell, heavy rain fell, and the sun came; there were countless magical powers, shaking the earth, earth dragons turned over, and monsters died.
The Sword God made 180 swords, but he also had his limit, and finally died of exhaustion.
That day, bloody snow fell in Wuyi City for a whole day."
After talking about the death of the Sword God Jiang Xiaobai, everyone in the teahouse felt sad, and there was silence for a while, and everyone was sad.
Qin Ran turned his head to look at Li Shiwen, but saw that Li Shiwen also had a solemn face and sad eyes, probably remembering the real scene of Jiang Xiaobai's death that night.
When the storyteller in the hall came to this point, he drank a sip of tea, clapped the wake-up stick, and said, "Each generation has its own outstanding people, and they have been the successors of Northern Chu. The death of the Sword God made the world mourn, but good times will come, just when Xuan Qin is about to break through Wuyi City..."
This voice seemed to sweep away the sadness in the hall, and hope and light reappeared in the teahouse. Who doesn't know the invincible Li Jianxian of their Northern Chu?
"Passing on the torch! I will continue to tell the story of the sword fairy Li Shiyin!" The storyteller smiled.
"But this Li Shiyin is still quite young, and she is a girl from our Danyang City. You may have seen her being naughty..."
When Li Shiyin's story was mentioned, the atmosphere in the teahouse suddenly became cheerful.
Qin Ran listened, thinking of the confused look of the silly apprentice, and couldn't help but feel a little strange. The silly apprentice he saw was also the peerless sword fairy in the eyes of others.
In his eyes, he is a silly and cheerful fool, but in the eyes of others, he is also a chivalrous man who saves the country and saves lives.
This feeling... is so beautiful, it always makes him smile.
Then...
The beautiful day ends when he sees Cheng Nan.
Cheng Nan was escorted into this teahouse by several people. Those people were dressed in fine clothes and ate delicious food, and they were obviously not ordinary people. However, Qin Ran did not know them, he only knew Cheng Nan.
The young masters entered the teahouse and caused a great commotion. Li Shiwen frowned and looked over, and immediately recognized the identities of those people.
On the stage, he was talking about how his sister saved the country and the people. He didn't want to pay attention to those young masters, but unfortunately... those young masters came for him.
As soon as they entered the teahouse, they looked up and searched around, and then found the location of the private room where Li Shiwen and Qin Ran were, and then came straight over here.
Qin Ran frowned and said to Li Shiwen, "They are looking for you?"
"They are all the playboys in Danyang City..." Li Shiwen introduced Qin Ran, "You have seen the one who is surrounded in front and made a fool of. He is the son of Prime Minister Cheng Lixue, Cheng Nan. He used to have an engagement with Shiyin, but because of you, Shiyin unilaterally tore up the engagement four years ago;
"Following him is Xiang Hui, the younger brother of General Xiang Ji. Xiang Ji is the general promoted by His Majesty to check and balance our Li family, so the Xiang family and our Li family are naturally opposed. The relationship between Xiang Hui and I is also like fire and water. He was easily suppressed by me before, but after the incident in the Hengduan Mountains, I was decadent for many years and he has some momentum;
"Next to Xiang Hui is Tang Yin, who held the Spring Outing Poetry Festival a few days ago. Then there is the prince Mi Hua and the Hanlin student Tian Boming.
"In a word, they are all the wastes who were suppressed by me before. In the past two years, they have found a sense of superiority in me and their momentum has warmed up.
"This is probably because they knew I was back, so they came to suppress me in time... Haha, and brought Cheng Nan with them."
Li Shiwen looks unreliable, just like Li Shiyin, but he is not stupid.
First of all, he is the number one evil young man in Beijing, the best one of their generation; secondly, he has a clear understanding of politics and the situation, and is not a simple person at all.
... Among these evil young men and young ladies who grew up under the emperor's feet, only Li Shiyin is really stupid. But after Qin Ran's training over the years, Li Shiyin is no longer stupid.
Qin Ran was not interested in the other evil young men in Beijing. He looked at Cheng Nan twice more, and only then did he know that this guy was the legendary "Xiao Yan" who was broken off. He also realized that four years ago, his stupid apprentice became "Nalan Yanran" for him.
It seems that when he was harboring evil intentions, the stupid apprentice who looked stupid was not pure in mind.
He was deceived by her... Well, that's it.
Several Danyang thugs pushed Cheng Nan to this private room, violently smashed the door, and rushed in, filling the private room.
Li Shiwen's friends stood up immediately and confronted Xiang Hui and others who broke in.
Xiang Hui leisurely passed Cheng Nan, stood side by side with Cheng Nan, stretched out his hand on Cheng Nan's shoulder, looked at Li Shiwen and smiled: "Ah! Master Li, I haven't seen you for a long time! How are you?"
"Thanks to your majesty's protection, I'm in good health." Li Shiwen leaned on the chair and said to Xiang Hui, "Then Master Xiang, may I ask what's the matter with you, old man?"
"When I passed by the teahouse, I heard people talking about the sword fairy Li Shiyin in the teahouse..."
At this time, the storyteller happened to say: "The young sword fairy secretly ran out of the Tiance Army's garrison, overcame thousands of difficulties and dangers, crossed thousands of mountains and rivers, and came to the Daojianmen.
"At that time, the Daojianmen was holding the Daojianmen Ceremony, which was held every fifty years..."
"...Shiyin and I have been playmates since childhood, childhood sweethearts, and hurried in to show our support. "Xiang Hui said with a smile, pointing at Cheng Nan, "Besides, Brother Cheng is engaged to Shiyin!"
Cheng Nan's face changed slightly when he heard this, and he looked at Qin Ran quietly. But he saw that Qin Ran had a calm expression on his face, as if he didn't hear Xiang Hui's words. He secretly pulled Xiang Hui, hoping that he would not drag him when he wanted to die.
But how could Xiang Hui listen to his opinion?
They let Cheng Nan be the boss, probably because he was a cultivator and had strong martial arts, so they gave him the title of their boss.
Cheng Nan was actually their sword and their shield.
"As soon as I entered the teahouse, I saw Brother Wen, and immediately came with Xiao Nan to say hello to Brother Wen." Xiang Hui said with a fake smile.
"Now say hello. I'm fine." Li Shiwen said, "You can go out."
Xiang Hui walked over and said, "How long have we not seen each other? Why don't you catch up? I'm very happy to see Brother Wen in a different state than before. "
Does Li Shiwen have a good temper? Obviously not. When this guy first met Qin Ran, he dared to be angry for his sister and pointed a gun at a powerful cultivator.
If Xiang Hui dared to jump like this and press so hard before the Hengduan Mountains, he would have been thrown downstairs long ago; the current Li Shiwen has gone through ups and downs, and is calm, and is still very calm at this time.
But calm is calm, and there is still trouble to be made.
He was angry, and his face showed no joy or anger. He asked Xiang Hui: "How do you want to reminisce about the past?"
Xiang Hui walked in front of Li Shiwen, he stood, Li Shiwen sat, he looked down at Li Shiwen, stretched out his hand and patted Li Shiwen on the shoulder, and said with concern: "It is said that Brother Wen fought bravely on the battlefield and rushed to the front line. ...Are you injured? ”
This action is a concern from the superior to the inferior, but between Xiang Hui and Li Shiwen, it is somewhat humiliating.
Li Shiwen looked up at Xiang Hui and laughed, and patted Xiang Hui's hand on his shoulder with his other hand. He was in a really good mood now, and gave Xiang Hui one last chance. He asked: "Do you want to know if I can still fight?"
Xiang Hui and the three friends behind him were the kind of people who were suppressed by Li Shiwen for twenty years, and then Li Shiwen suddenly suffered a heavy blow and became depressed, and was suppressed by them in turn for four years.
These four years have made them forget how they were beaten by Li Shiwen in the previous twenty years, and even forgot their last names.
Xiang Hui also laughed and asked, "Brother Wen, can you still fight?"
"Kacha!!!"
Before he finished speaking, such a sound suddenly rang out in the private room.
The sound came abruptly and frighteningly, causing a moment of silence in the private room.
They heard the storyteller outside say, "After many trials, Li Jianxian passed the final assessment and entered the core area of Daojianmen, and asked about the Dao Hall..."
"Ahhh..."
After the silence, there was a painful howl. Xiang Hui, who was still proud and arrogant in the last second, knelt down in front of Li Shiwen with his hands folded in the next second.
... His palm was crushed by Li Shiwen's bones! !
What is Li Shiwen's current combat power?
It is the limit of mortals!
Give him a pair of wings, he can defeat most of the foundation-building cultivators!
Is this something Xiang Hui can challenge? !
But Xiang Hui was a bad boy in the capital after all. Although he was sweating and screaming in pain, he could still give orders after screaming: "Cheng Nan, what are you waiting for?!"
Cheng Nan looked at Qin Ran, who was still calm, and said nothing.
Li Shiwen stood up from the chair, and his tall figure intimidated everyone in the private room, including Cheng Nan. They finally recalled the horror of being dominated by Li Shiwen.
He glanced at Xiang Hui who was kneeling on the ground and asked, "Master Xiang, can you fight again?"
"If you still want to get Li Shiyin back, Li Shiwen is your only hope." Tang Yin suddenly spoke up and said to Cheng Nan, "Women are all cheap. You can't get her heart back by crying, begging, and kneeling. You can only force her, force her with fighting power, threaten her with benefits, and restrain her with emotions. Since you can't get her heart, you can use various means to get her body."
He whispered in Cheng Nan's ear like a devil, "A forced melon is not sweet, but it can quench thirst. You can control Li Shiwen to threaten Li Shiyin. You are a cultivator... a powerful cultivator, can't you even get a woman?"
Cheng Nan looked back at him, only to feel that the suppressed things in his heart were opened, and the darkness ran out.
But he looked at Qin Ran again, gritted his teeth, and tried his best to suppress the darkness in his heart.
"Do you know why Li Shiyin doesn't like you and wants to abandon you?" Tang Yin continued, "It's because of your timid, hesitant cowardly look. She is the woman you love most in your life and the most precious person in your life. Even such a person is not worth your change, try your best...
"Tell me, what else can you do?"
Cheng Nan's eyes were a little red. He looked at Qin Ran and thought, I might fight to the death with him.
"It's a good thing that Li Shiyin didn't marry you..." Tang Yin said, "It would be a waste of heaven for such a beautiful girl to commit herself to you!"
Cheng Nan clenched his fists, and his mind was turbulent...
At this time, the storyteller outside said: "At first, Li Jianxian became a disciple of the head of Danfeng to learn the art of alchemy; later, she suddenly mastered the swordsmanship..."
"Danfeng? Alchemy?" Cheng Nan suddenly raised his head, looked at Qin Ran with a pair of bloodshot eyes, and asked, "Alchemist? ! "
He saw a flash of panic in Qin Ran's eyes. Although Qin Ran concealed it well, he still saw it.
Qin Ran maintained a calm expression and said, "I... I am a Jindan cultivator!"
It would have been better if he didn't say it. Once he said it, he seemed guilty. This instantly ignited the darkness in Cheng Nan's heart!
"Clang..."
A sword was unsheathed!
Cheng Nan stretched his body and stabbed Qin Ran with a sword.
Then...
"Ding!"
His sword paused.
He looked carefully and saw that his sword was clamped by Qin Ran's index and middle fingers of his left hand!
He tried hard and found that he could neither advance nor retreat.
"The first cultivator I have ever seen who was fooled by a mortal..." Qin Ran looked at Cheng Nan with a smile in his eyes, "You really broadened my horizons.
"Well... not entirely. A cultivator is a mortal with extraordinary power. If their character cannot keep up with the power, they are indeed easily eroded by the darkness in their hearts. This should be within my understanding."
"Dang!"
He used his fingers to cut off Cheng Nan's sword, looked at Tang Yin, and smiled: "It's better to say that I admire this brother. You have accomplished what I want to accomplish. A mortal killed a cultivator with his mouth."
"There are still masters?!" Tang Yin's face turned cold and looked at Qin Ran. Fear arose in his heart.
"Interesting!" Qin Ran smiled, but shook his head regretfully.
He stood up and walked forward, taking Li Shiwen out of the teahouse.
Behind him, the storyteller was still saying: "Li Jianxian grew up from a young swordsman. Her master taught her carefully and forged a sword for her. It is said that it is easy to forge a sword in one's hand, but it is difficult to forge a sword in one's heart. However, on the way to forging a sword in her hand, her master forged a sword in her heart..."
A few days later, Xiang Ji's younger brother Xiang Hui, the son of the Minister of Personnel Tang Yin, the crown prince Mi Hua, and the Hanlin scholar all fell ill. No medicine could cure them, and they died of pain after more than a month.