Chapter 476 Fish Feast (1/2)
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The two fishermen fished for an afternoon, so it was no surprise that Danfeng would eat fish tonight. A full fish feast. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Eating fish... Danfeng dug such a big lake, so of course he often eats fish, so except for a cat that particularly loves to eat fish, no one else likes it so much. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
And tonight is even more heavyweight, a full fish feast! \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
While the couple in the kitchen were still working closely on the gongs and drums, a black-hearted little loli came from the research building, smelled the smell, went to the kitchen, and saw the kitchen's posture, and her nose, eyebrows, and eyes were all wrinkled into a pile. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
It can be barely seen that Master Long is very unhappy. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
She walked out of the kitchen with heavy steps, "dong dong dong" to express her dissatisfaction. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
When she came outside, she saw one of the culprits chatting with Dong Zhongyuan at the dining table outside. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
The afternoon rainstorm did not last long, and the rain clouds dissipated before the sun set. At this moment, you can still see the filamentary clouds on the horizon being illuminated by the light from the sun below the mountain, and they are hanging in the orange-green sky. The colors are more beautiful than oil paintings. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Long Qiqi walked across the wet grass, walked to the dining table, and sat down opposite Lu Junxing and Dong Zhongyuan, as if he was going to take on two great geniuses alone. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
She just stared at Lu Junxing with a pair of sinister snake eyes. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Being stared at by a poisonous snake like this, Lu Junxing also felt a chill on his back. He turned around and asked Long Qiqi with a smile: "Why are you staring at me, Fairy Qiqi? Do you have something to ask me?"\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Long Qiqi crossed her arms, leaned back, leaned on the back of the chair, squinted her snake eyes, looked at Lu Junxing and sneered: "Why don't you learn anything else at such a young age? You have to learn fishing from Qin Ran. Humph! You have no future!"\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Young?" Lu Junxing took a look at this little Lolita and knew that she was a snake demon. She must be more than a thousand years old, not too old. Retorted, just questioned, "What's wrong with fishing?"\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Fishing..." Actually, the dark little loli didn't want to eat fish, so she replied, "Fishing is not good! Fishing will make you poor for three generations!"\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Lu Junxing thought about it seriously and explained, "I have always been poor, and the only valuable thing is that sword. As for the next three generations..."\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Hahaha..." He laughed, "How can a woman understand me better than my sword? I'm afraid I don't need descendants.\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Three generations of poverty is three generations of poverty!"\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Then...then..." Long Qiqi hurriedly made up an excuse and imitated Qin Ran's nonsense, "Fishing can easily breed desires, affect the state of mind, and cause the cultivation to not make any progress, or even regress."\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"That's not right." Lu Junxing shook his head, "When fishing, my state of mind will be more stable..."\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Fish? ! "A loud roar suddenly came from outside, interrupting him, "Where is the fish?"\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
You don't need to look to know that this is the only cat in Danfeng that never gets tired of eating fish.\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Along with the sound, a gust of wind blew, and a big cutie appeared next to the dining table. He put his two front paws on the dining table and looked around with his big eyes: "Where is the fish? Where is the fish? I can smell the fragrance of fish! It's everywhere, I'm so greedy."\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
The strong wind blew Long Qiqi's little skirt, and she was so angry that she stretched out her hand to pinch Da Yanzai's ears and scolded: "Eat, eat, eat, you only know how to eat, are you a pig?"\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"I'm not a pig!" Zhuifeng retorted righteously, "How can a pig eat as well as I do?"\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"You! "Long Qiqi was so angry that she hit Zhuifeng on the head with her other hand, but Zhuifeng's head was too hard and he didn't feel it. Instead, her hand turned red, numb and painful.\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Ah! I smell it, in the kitchen!" Zhuifeng broke free from Long Qiqi's claws neatly and ran straight to the kitchen, "Dad, I want to eat fish!"\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
In the kitchen, fish soup was cooking in the pot. Qin Ran leaned on the stove, holding a spatula in one hand, holding his hands, with an inexplicable smile on his lips, watching Li Shiyin who was slicing fish seriously on the chopping board.\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
It was a beautiful art painting, which could be named "Beautiful Young Woman Slicing Fish".\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
The background was the kitchen, and in front was the chopping board, half of the chopping board was exposed, with blood and fish scales on it, and half of the fish tail, and behind it was the graceful and seductive The young woman's back, voluptuous, clean, and beautiful, formed a contrast with the fish chopping board. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Oh, sorry, Qin Ran doesn't understand art, he was just lusting after it, he was just looking at that perky and round butt. That butt swayed left and right as its owner sliced the fish, drawing a series of graceful curves, which made him thrilled. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
He could never get tired of looking at it, and even wanted to reach out and savor the touch. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
And in this "warm" scene, a furry child suddenly rushed in from outside and asked anxiously: "Dad, where are the fish? Where are the fish? Where are the fish?"\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Without waiting for Qin Ran to speak, he rummaged around. The cat's claws were very strong, and in a few strokes, the kitchen was in a mess. Because the kitchen was full of fish smell, he couldn't find it for a while. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
It took a while to find a large wooden basin, which was full of fish. The fish were crowded in the water. This was the result of the two fishermen's whole afternoon. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Wow! So many fish!" Zhuifeng's eyes lit up, and he stretched his claws into the basin to catch them, but he was too fast and couldn't catch them. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
He quickly popped out his nails and prepared to stab the fish. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Zhuifeng!"\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Just then, a roar came, shaking his ears. He looked towards the source of the sound and saw Qin Ran glaring at him. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
If there was anything this silly kid was afraid of, it would be his dad. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Hehe, Dad, hehe!" He smiled foolishly, ready to get away with it, "We're having fish tonight?" He had already noticed that the kitchen had been turned upside down by him, and vaguely sensed that a beating was brewing. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"We're having a full tiger feast tonight!" Qin Ran said coldly. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
“Hehe, hehe!” Zhuifeng continued to play dumb and laughed, “Dad, tiger meat is not delicious!”\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
“How do you know if you haven’t eaten it?” Qin Ran waved the spatula towards Zhuifeng and said coldly, “It’s actually very delicious and a great tonic!”\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
“Goodbye, Dad!”\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Zhuifeng shouted hurriedly, lowered his head, bit three or four big fish, and ran away. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
This Xuanming Spirit Tiger was able to escape from the sword of the Ancient Sword Immortal, and its skills were probably trained in this way. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Qin Ran was furious, but he couldn’t catch up. He waved the spatula in his hand, but still didn’t throw it out. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
If you throw it out, you have to pick it up yourself, and if you pick it up, you have to wash it yourself. There’s no need. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
…It’s definitely not because you can’t throw it. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Zhuifeng is so naughty." Li Shiyin shook her head while putting the sliced fish into a large plate, "like a child who never grows up." \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"What do you mean by never grow up?" Qin Ran put down the spatula, sorted out the things that were messed up by Zhuifeng, and defended Zhuifeng, "He is only six years old." \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
After putting the sliced fish into the plate, Li Shiyin picked up a fish from the wooden basin, took the kitchen knife, and killed the fish with a "snap". Then she twisted her waist, came back and pointed at Qin Ran with the bloody kitchen knife, emphasizing: "A six-year-old tiger is already an adult tiger!" \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"No matter how adult it is, it is still a tiger." Qin Ran disagreed, "Tiger, what's wrong with being a little naughty?" \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
He was the one who beat and scolded Zhuifeng the most, and he was also the one who loved Zhuifeng the most. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Zhuifeng is indeed not yet an adult. If he were an adult, he might have the strength of a Hedao cultivator. Otherwise, the resources we gave him would be wasted." Li Shiyin scraped the fish scales skillfully, "But he will eventually become an adult, what should we do with his partner. Have you thought about it? If you don't let him cultivate into a demon, he won't have a human form and can't marry a human cultivator. Then we have to find him a Xuanming Spirit Tiger... Master, where can we find a Xuanming Spirit Tiger?" \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Why are you in a hurry? It's still early!" Qin Ran smiled. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Urgent? Master, you have plans for everything, but not for this matter?" Li Shiyin was puzzled. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"No." Qin Ran replied, "Marriage is one's own business, a matter of a lifetime, and it's best for others not to interfere. If I accidentally do something bad, Zhuifeng will hate me for the rest of my life. This kind of thing cannot be planned." \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Yes, you should plan your own marriage well and weave a trap for me to fall into. You don't care about other people's." Li Shiyin complained unhappily. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Who told you to be greedy and unable to withstand the bombardment of sugar-coated bullets?" Qin Ran smiled proudly, "But for Zhuifeng, it's not that I don't have a plan."\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Oh?" Li Shiyin said, "Tell me about it."\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Qin Ran simply cleaned up the mess Zhuifeng made, clapped his hands, came behind Li Shiyin, put his arm around her waist, and said, "Aren't we going out to play later? Take Zhuifeng with you when you go out. Look around the world, and go to the Heavenly Demon Realm. The Heavenly Demon Realm is full of monsters, so it must be easy for him to find a partner."\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Hey!" Li Shiyin's waist was tickled by Qin Ran's hand, and she couldn't even fillet the fish. She came over with her left hand and patted Qin Ran's hand, "Be serious, Master! I'm slicing the fish!"\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"I'm teaching you how to fillet the fish!" Qin Ran replied. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Li Shiyin had no way to deal with Qin Ran's rogue behavior, so she turned around with a kitchen knife and threatened him fiercely: "Be careful, I'll cut you into pieces!"\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
But after she finished speaking, she found it funny and said with a smile, "My swordsmanship is superb. I can slice you into 10,000 pieces and guarantee that each piece is the same size."\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Qin Ran said seriously, "Can it really be sliced into 10,000 pieces? I have so much meat? Why don't you try it? I'm also curious."\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Yes! Don't question your wife's swordsmanship..." Li Shiyin was talking when she suddenly smelled a burnt smell and hurriedly pointed a kitchen knife at the pot and shouted, "Ah! Master, your fish soup!"\u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Oh wow!" Qin Ran also smelled the smell. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Alas! Wine and sex can lead people astray!" He shook his head and sighed, "The land of gentleness is the grave of heroes." \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Bah!" Li Shiyin pushed Qin Ran, who took the opportunity to lean on her arms, away, "You are a shitty hero." \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Why am I not a hero?" \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"You go into women's arms every day!" Li Shiyin said with disdain. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Not really!" Qin Ran said seriously, "A man who loves his family is a hero! A man who doesn't love his family cannot be called a man." \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Bah! Wrong logic!" Li Shiyin spat lightly. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
She boiled fish soup again, cooked another pot of fish slices, steamed a few more fish, braised a few more fish, and had sashimi, and finally set up a table. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
Just as night fell, bright light shone down from the second floor of the cabin under the starry sky. A group of people sat down and ate a whole fish feast. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"It's a pity that there is no wine..." Lu Junxing sighed, "It doesn't taste good." \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Hahaha, uncle, just let him drink some wine!" Dong Zhongyuan advised, "This guy doesn't like beauty, gambling, money, or power, but only likes wine and sword. Now he can't dance with swords or drink wine. He's afraid he's going to die." \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"He's dead. He's going to die sooner or later." Qin Ran replied, "It's just that he can't stand the smell of alcohol for a while, what's the point?" \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
"Ah..." Lu Junxing shouted, "I'm going to stab you to death with a sword!" \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
In the end, Lu Junxing didn't get to drink any wine. \u0026lt;/p\u0026gt;
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