Chapter 116 Two Jokes

Chapter 116 Two Jokes

Zhong Wenbai looked at Fang Ye and thought, Brother Ye, as long as you speak, I will lead the charge for you.

Fang Ye glanced at Xia Qingyi, and then looked away. No matter what Xia Qingyi's purpose was, she was involved with Chen Shen at this moment and had to avoid suspicion.

Zhong Wenbai was surprised. Is he so Buddhist? Then he looked at Zhou Guican and thought, Brother Can, if you want, you can. I just like to help others now.

Zhou Guican also glanced at Xia Qingyi, and then looked away with a guilty conscience.

It is true that there is always light after darkness, but Xia Qingyi was scolded because of her own fault. How can she have the face to fight for such a small thing.

Zhong Wenbai scratched his head and was confused. Is he so Buddhist today?

Xia Qingyi was not very interested. After looking at Xu Mo, he pointed at the Audi in front of him and asked, "Is this our car?"

Zhou Guican replied, "Mine."

"Is it stable when you drive?"

"As long as you sit, it will definitely be stable."

Xia Qingyi frowned and looked at the white Volkswagen on the left: "What about that one?"

Fang Ye looked over and smiled, "It's all right."

Xia Qingyi looked at Zhong Wenbai again, wanting to ask him why he didn't have a car.

When seeing Fang Ye, Xia Qingyi would think of Xu Youen. It would be enough to have Chen Shen to worry about. Xia Qingyi was not a person who dragged his feet. If he decided not to rely on others, he would not give others a signal.

"Then let's take the master's car." Xia Qingyi chose Audi.

Compared to Fang Ye, Zhou Guican, who caused himself to be scolded, had no psychological burden in doing anything.

Zhou Guican was stunned for a moment, then hurried forward to open the trunk.

In the equipment car behind, Zhao Chunsheng breathed a sigh of relief.

He was not only afraid that Chen Shen would mess up, but also that Xia Qingyi would mess up. The program team's car had already gone to Huanyue and Yuwen to pick up people.

It was not eight o'clock yet, and everyone had already taken their positions. The director sent the detailed address to the group.

On the main road, vehicles were interlaced, and the sun covered everything in front of them.

Chen Shen sat in the co-pilot, he didn't say anything, pretending to be dead. He was already a warrior after getting on this car.

However, there are always people who make you speak up.

The intercom set up in front of the co-pilot made a crackling sound, and Zhong Wenbai's voice came: "Dong Yao Dong Yao, I am Dongguai, please reply if you hear me."

Chen Shen didn't move, and the others didn't speak either. They didn't have the leisure to talk nonsense so early in the morning.

"Sizzle, sizzle. Hey, is this thing broken?"

Xia Qingyi's voice followed: "Maybe they are so happy chatting that they don't have the energy to pay attention to us."

Zhou Guican: "That's right, Xiaobai, put it down, your brother Shen doesn't have the energy to play with you."

Chen Shen reached out and took the walkie-talkie: "I say, when you talk about others behind their backs, can you turn off the walkie-talkie?"

There was a cough and awkward laughter on the other side.

Zhong Wenbai: "I can hear it, I thought it was broken, brother Shen, ask Sister Mo to drive slower, we are not in a hurry."

Chen Shen put down the walkie-talkie and noticed from the rearview mirror that two eyes were on him.

Chen Shen made up his mind: "They are just jealous."

Su Mian nodded: "They are so noisy."

Xu Youen nodded, yes, they are jealous, especially Xia Qingyi. Xu Youen reached out and said: "Give me the walkie-talkie."

Chen Shen handed the walkie-talkie to Xu Youen.

Xu Youen cleared his throat and turned on the intercom: "Dong Yao Dong Yao, I want to ask you a question."

In the Audi car behind, several people were still laughing.

Although it was awkward, the effect was that there were more people.

Fang Ye snatched the intercom. Xiaobai looked quite smart, but sometimes he was really unreliable.

After hearing the voice from the intercom, Fang Ye handed the intercom to Zhong Wenbai.

Zhong Wenbai: "Dongguai, you tell me."

Xu Youen: "The piglet, the lamb and the calf went to the convenience store together. The piglet and the calf were beaten. Why didn't the lamb get beaten?"

Zhong Wenbai: "Brain teaser?"

Xu Youen: "Cold joke."

In the car, not to mention Fang Ye and Zhong Wenbai sitting in the back, Zhou Guican and Xia Qing in the front unconsciously followed the thinking, why?

Zhong Wenbai: "Let us think about it."

Xu Youen: "Don't think about it, because the convenience store is open 24 hours a day."

Zhong Wenbai: "Uh"

In front, Zhou Guican laughed, not because the joke was funny, but because a girl in the car in front started chatting with him.

It seems that Chen Shen is not very good. What's wrong? One-on-one is OK, but when they really get together, he pretends to be a grandson?

This is what Zhou Guican laughed at.

Zhou Guican laughed, Fang Ye and Zhong Wenbai looked at each other and laughed too. You can't refuse the girl's face. She told you a joke.

Hearing the laughter coming from the intercom, Xu Youen was very satisfied, and then asked: "Is this joke funny?"

Zhou Guican: "Funny, very funny, I saved it."

Zhong Wenbai: "It's really cold."

Xu Youen: "Hehe, Chen Shen told us, it's all your fault, you interrupted his train of thought, now he won't tell us jokes."

"Sizzle sizzle."

Xu Youen: "Dongguai Dongguai, are you still there?"

"Sizzle sizzle."

Now it was Chen Shen's turn to laugh, Xu Mo couldn't hold it back, and praised: "Youen, well done."

Su Mian looked at Xu Youen several times, as if expressing his agreement.

Only Chen Shen was a little confused, you guys are united against the same enemy?

"Sizzle sizzle. Brother Shen, Qingyi also thought of a cold joke, she wants to tell you."

Xu Youen brought the intercom to his lips: "Tell her to come."

After a while, Xia Qingyi's voice sounded: "One day, the circle, square and triangle agreed to go out and play, but the next day the circle and square arrived, but the triangle didn't. Why?"

Xu Youen frowned, very targeted, this cold joke is the same format as his own.

"Why?"

Xia Qingyi: "Because... congruent triangles."

One joke is fine, but two similar jokes are superimposed, it's a bit funny, Chen Shen instinctively laughed.

"Ha"

But he regretted it as soon as he spoke, because Xu Youen and Su Mian both looked at him, and Xu Mo also glanced at her.

Chen Shen straightened himself: "Is it funny? I think it's better to be open 24 hours a day."

"Sizzle, sizzle. OK, Chen Shen, good job."

Chen Shen remained calm: "It's really not good enough."

Xu Youen was very satisfied, returned the walkie-talkie to Chen Shen, and repeated: "It's really not good enough!"

Chen Shen curled his lips. Only a fool would care about things that he couldn't take care of. Today's situation, Xia Qingyi might be better off if he was a little angry.

After such a commotion, the walkie-talkie was silent, but the car became lively.

Xu Youen occasionally pointed outside, saying that she went to elementary school there, and her home was not far away.

It was not until we turned off the ring road and started to go up the mountain that it became quiet again.

Through the mountain road, the forests are dyed with colors, even in autumn, it is still heavy green.

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