Chapter 360: Eating too much shit has blocked your brains?
"vomit……"
The foreign coach clutched his throat.
The unknown taste quickly spread in his mouth, causing him to gag non-stop. He even vomited out the food he had eaten three days ago!
But unfortunately, this smell never dissipates.
This is hundreds of times more disgusting than expired canned herring!
Immediately afterwards, he appeared in a state of collapse, as if he had been bitten by a poisonous snake, foaming at the mouth, and then fainted. Tianlai Novel Network
One shotgun blast took one away!
One can imagine.
How terrifying are these biological and chemical weapons!
[Directly into the soul with one shot! 】
【Catch shit with your mouth! Is this coach too fierce? 】
[Instead of saying that he is fierce, it is better to say that he picks up well! 】
[People are 100% picking up the sword with their bare hands, but he is 100% picking up the shit with their mouths! 】
[It’s so scary, it’s so scary! 】
[Hahaha, I can't describe the consistency in words. It will definitely leave him with an unforgettable memory in his life! 】
【……】
"Quick! Someone come and take him away!"
Seeing the foreign coach fainting, the referee quickly asked the medical staff to carry him off, and at the same time he broke into a cold sweat for the coach.
There should be nothing more disgusting than eating shit, right?
Immediately afterwards.
The staff on site quickly dealt with the surrounding foreign players.
In addition to cleaning the site, their bodies are also checked.
"We're fine!"
"We're just so hungry!"
"No physical exam required!"
When they heard that the staff was going to check their whole bodies, the foreign players' faces were not only ugly, but also a little anxious.
After all, the reason why they had stomachaches was mainly due to diarrhea caused by taking a large amount of banned drugs before the start of the game.
After having diarrhea, their current condition is much better.
If they were to undergo a physical examination at this time, they would be dead.
"Mr. Referee, we are fine, there is nothing wrong with us!"
The foreign captain wiped the sweat on his forehead, and then explained to the referee: "The reason why we have diarrhea may be caused by food. After all, the food in your Dragon Kingdom is different from the food we eat, so this is also what caused us The main culprit of diarrhea.”
In order to escape the physical examination, he threw the pot directly to the food.
"Yes, yes, there must be something wrong with the food in your Dragon Kingdom!"
"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have eaten your food!"
"Compared with the food in our country, it is really unpalatable. This is definitely the most unpalatable food I have ever eaten in my life!"
“Not only is it unpalatable, but it’s also harmful!”
The foreign team members reconsidered one after another.
After the injection, their physical condition gradually recovered.
And at this time.
They also put on a new set of clothes. Although they changed their clothes, their bodies still emitted a lingering stench.
The referee looked at the foreign players and frowned: "I also ate these foods, and all of us ate them except me."
"But we have no problem at all."
You must know that their team is not the only one who eats these foods, because all teams eat the same food, and there is nothing wrong with them. On the contrary, they have passed the blame to the food.
What's more, they were vomiting and having diarrhea just now. Even if they ate a certain Lais's Splatoon set meal, it wouldn't be so serious, right?
"That's your problem!"
"It's just that the food in your country is really unpalatable. It's like food for dogs. If I didn't hold back, I really couldn't swallow it."
"Is this a country with gourmet food? According to me, dog food is pretty good."
"Compared with the food in our country, it is completely different."
"No dogs will eat it!"
As the foreigner said these words.
Everyone couldn't bear it at that time. After all, these foreigners not only blamed the food, but even said that the food in their own country was unpalatable!
【what does it mean? 】
【Did you have diarrhea after eating our food? Why don't you find a good excuse? 】
[You also said that our food tastes bad? Dog food? They are afraid that they are just stupid because of eating shit. 】
[Brothers, don’t be like these foreigners. As you just saw, these foreigners like to eat shit, and we don’t have shit for them to eat, so they naturally get diarrhea. 】
[Well, it’s really our fault. After all, we don’t eat shit. 】
【……】
"What do you mean?"
The referee said to the foreign players with a solemn expression.
To him, these foreign players are no longer just handsome, they are completely insulting the food of their own country!
"What else could it mean?"
"Don't you still understand?"
"It means that there is something wrong with the food in your country!"
"It's because of eating your food that we have diarrhea!"
The foreigner team members were confident, and the more they spoke, the more they felt they were right.
After all, it’s impossible to say that it was caused by an overdose of drugs, right?
That's why.
They can only throw the blame to Longguo's food.
"And I suspect you did it on purpose!"
"You deliberately let us eat these unpalatable foods to give us diarrhea! This way, you can easily win the competition!"
"You are so mean. You will do anything to win!"
"We agreed to a fair competition!"
"Bah!!!"
As they said this, they also glared at their companions around them.
It can be seen that they are ready to collude and blame the food.
As soon as the voice fell.
The blood pressure of everyone in the live broadcast room instantly soared!
[Is it possible that these foreigners have been kicked in the head by a donkey? ]
[No, I think they are stupid because they eat too much shit. ]
[Eating shit every day, now their brains are full of shit! ]
[I really want to pry open their heads and see how much shit is in them! ]
[Although we are not very good at playing football, we can still do the most basic fair competition, otherwise we would not have been unable to enter the World Cup. ]
[Insult our food, and now insult our sportsmanship? ]
[I think these stupid foreigners have eaten too much shit and blocked their brain circuits! ]
The live broadcast room was filled with crazy comments and anger.
But the foreigners can't see these.
The foreign captain continued: "Let's put it this way, we won't argue with you. As long as you declare us the winner of this game, we can consider forgiving you once."
"Otherwise, if this is exposed and the whole world knows that you will do anything to win, then you will never play football again in this life!"