Chapter 217: In the car with Xiaoxiao
On the carriage of the Marquis Mansion, He Yunxiao and Chu Xiaoxiao were sitting next to each other.
He Yunxiao took Chu Xiaoxiao's hand and suddenly asked doubtfully: "Chu Chu, why don't you teach me the skills?"
Xiaoxiao, who pretended to be Chu Chu, secretly exclaimed that she had miscalculated!
However, Xiaoxiao quickly calmed down and imitated Chu Chu's tone: "You didn't even ask me, why should I teach you the skills?"
He Yunxiao was confused, "Chu Chu, I begged you from the beginning."
Xiaoxiao Chuchu said: "You have never asked me."
He Yunxiao frowned, "I clearly remember that I begged."
"He Yunxiao! How dare you talk back! I said you didn't ask for it, but you just didn't ask for it." Xiaoxiao took advantage of He Yunxiao's wrong words and seized the opportunity to get revenge!
He Yunxiao saw that "Chu Chu" was angry, and regardless of whether she said it or not, he quickly coaxed her and said: "Okay, okay, Chu Chu, don't be angry. I never said it. It was Xiao He who remembered it wrong. Master Chu Chu is right."
He Yunxiao rubbed his little hands while saying nice things.
Xiaoxiao secretly exclaimed happily at this moment.
Damn He Yunxiao! Let you deal with me! Let you only like Chu Chu! Make you look down on this girl!
Xiaoxiao's version of Chu Chu had a cold face and had no intention of forgiving He Yunxiao.
He Yunxiao was a little panicked.
According to his understanding of Chu Chu, a few words of coaxing would be enough to resolve such a minor quarrel-level conflict. Why isn't it getting better now?
Chu Chu is different from other girls. Chu Chu will not "pretend". If Chu Chu is angry, she is really angry, if she is happy, she is really happy, and if she forgives you, she really forgives you. She disdains such things as "pretending to test". There will be no such thing as "compromising for perfection".
He Yunxiao rubbed "Chu Chu's" little hand and said, "Master Chu Chu, please teach me the skills."
Xiaoxiao deliberately teased He Yunxiao, but kept a cold face and refused to respond.
Looking at Chu Xiaoxiao's pretty face as cold as frost, He Yunxiao just now was "a little panicked", and now He Yunxiao is "a hundred million panicked".
What to do? "Chu Chu" was angry.
Why is she angry? It's just a quarrel, it's not like this.
Xiaoxiao estimated that the heat was almost done, so she said coldly: "He Yunxiao."
He Yunxiao cleverly said, "The little one is here."
Xiaoxiaohu pretended to be powerful and continued: "Do you know where you went wrong?"
This kind of proposition made He Yunxiao sweat all over his head.
"This... please let Master Chu Chu know clearly."
Xiaoxiao said: "Xiaoxiao is my good sister. Before Xiaoxiao asked you to help, how did you treat her? All kinds of perfunctory, if you can't be perfunctory, you will fool me, if you can't fool me, you will pretend to be dead, and if you can't fool me, you will definitely do it next time. Xiaoxiao is so cute Is this how you treat a girl?"
He Yunxiao is ashamed, does death Xiaoxiao have anything to do with being "cute"?
He is moody, mischievous, and unreasonable. Sometimes he speaks and acts as if he is having a mental illness.
Is this still cute? Not even a toe of Master Chu Chu can compare with.
Squeezing "Chu Chu's" little hand, He Yunxiao said unconvinced: "Chu Chu, how can a 'crazy' Xiaoxiao be so 'cute'? Master Chu Chu is obviously cuter."
According to He Yunxiao's understanding of Chu Chu, even if Chu Chu would not blush if she said such complimentary and derogatory words, she would definitely not be angry.
But the reaction of the "Chu Chu" in front of him was completely beyond He Yunxiao's expectations.
Xiaoxiao was almost going crazy because of He Yunxiao's unscrupulous remarks to his face.
Dare you say that this girl is crazy!
"He Yunxiao." Xiaoxiao said calmly.
"neat?"
Chu Chu is angry again? Today's "Chu Chu" is so strange, I can't figure it out. He Yunxiao was confused. The "Chu Language Handbook" was originally very accurate, but for some reason it didn't work very well tonight.
Xiaoxiao took her little hand out of He Yunxiao's palm and said calmly: "Come here, stretch out your hand."
He Yunxiao did as he was told. Stretch your arms in front of "Chu Chu".
Xiaoxiao's version of Chu Chu said: "He Yunxiao, you are not allowed to speak ill of Xiaoxiao in front of me from now on."
"Oh." He Yunxiao nodded.
"Chu Chu" said, and bit He Yunxiao's arm. He pressed his mouth hard, and there were two rows of purple teeth marks on He Yunxiao's skin.
He Yunxiao:?
The pain was quite painful, but for He Yunxiao, who had been "trained" by the Soul-Eating Pill, this pain was nothing but water.
Compared with the pain in his arm, "Chu Chu"'s action had a greater impact on He Yunxiao's soul.
Can Chu Chu bite people?
Will my mighty and domineering Chu Chu act like a little girl and bite people?
The character is broken, Chu Chu!
Impossible, how could my Chu Chu lose her character?
Is this Xiaoxiao?
"Xiaoxiao?"
He Yunxiao said tentatively.
"Huh?" Xiaoxiao, who was pretending to be Chu Chu, suddenly became alert when her name was called.
His ten toes awkwardly clasped the ground at the same time, and an electric current that made his skin numb and tremble rose up from the soles of his feet and flowed back and forth throughout his body. Breathing is stagnant, muscles are stiff, and scalp is numb.
Xiaoxiao ignored the bite and raised her head stiffly, looking at He Yunxiao in shock.
Seeing Chu Xiaoxiao's appearance, He Yunxiao immediately knew that she was Xiaoxiao, not Chu Chu.
He Yunxiao laughed and said: "Haha, Xiaoxiao, it is indeed you! Let me just say, how could Chu Chu do such a thing as biting someone?"
Pretending to be Chu Chu and being caught by He Yunxiao, Xiaoxiao huddled in a corner of the carriage tremblingly, almost dead from shame.
Now all she can think about is "social death".
It would be fine if Chuchu found out, but it was He Yunxiao, who I hate the most, who found out. It's like you, who never passed the composition test, wrote a sincere love letter, and the Chinese teacher found out and praised you for writing well.
"When did you find out?" Xiaoxiao shrank and hugged her legs. Most of her pretty red face was buried under her knees, leaving a pair of big watery eyes outside, and she asked weakly.
He Yunxiao smiled and said, "Of course it started when you bit me! Haha, Lord Chuchu is arrogant and reasonable, how could she bite people unreasonably like a little girl like you."
Xiaoxiao:? That's it? I thought you found out everything. But that's it?
Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and said "weakly": "He Yunxiao, come closer."
He Yunxiao: "What for?"
"Come closer."
He Yunxiao remembered what "Chuchu" said, so he gave the most lovely Lord Chuchu a face and reluctantly sat closer to Xiaoxiao.
Xiaoxiao waited for He Yunxiao to get close to her and reached the "killing line". She kicked him mercilessly on the spot, and her embroidered feet kicked He Yunxiao's stomach hard.
Ma Dekuai was driving when he suddenly heard a "bang" from the carriage. The whole carriage shook violently with the loud noise and almost overturned.
"Master, what happened!"
"Ahem. It's okay! I'm playing with Miss Chu, drive your car!"
"Oh."
Ma Dekuai agreed, silently remembering Chu Xiaoxiao's appearance in his heart. This lady will definitely be an unreasonable and very violent lady in the future, so you have to stay away from her.