Chapter 73: She smells so good after taking a bath, isn’t she?
He Yunxiao didn't figure out the matter of the Golden Feather Order, but he didn't have time to think too much.
The Emperor Yan's palace was right in front of him, and the most important thing now was to get the border map as soon as possible.
As for the Golden Feather Order, no matter how much he thought about it, it would be better to go back and ask the Queen Mother directly.
The guards of the Emperor Yan's palace were even more severe than those of the Imperial Palace. The outer imperial guards patrolled, and the Imperial Sword Guards stood guard inside. This was still on the surface. Whether there were hidden stakes in the dark, or hidden Grandmaster warriors, was still unknown.
In short, it was definitely impossible to force his way in, so he could only outsmart it and find a way to get in.
Time passed by minute by minute, and in a blink of an eye, He Yunxiao had been squatting outside the Emperor Yan's palace for a quarter of an hour. A quarter of an hour was not a long time, but he was going to the toilet. There were no mobile phones in ancient times, so he would not go to the toilet for half an hour.
He Yunxiao knew that he had to make a decision immediately. Either find a way to get in, or retreat for the time being and come back next time.
Of these two methods, the latter is undoubtedly better.
After all, today is his first day in Jingtian. It is more appropriate to take a break and make long-term plans.
Although there is little hope, He Yunxiao does not want to delay. He hopes to win the battle quickly and get the border map today. The longer it takes, the longer the war between Qi and Yan will last, and the more soldiers and civilians will die. This is not just a matter for He Yunxiao, but also a matter for the people of the two countries.
Whether it can succeed or not, you have to try to know.
Even if the mission fails and his life is in danger, he still has Chu Xiaoxiao, the best in the world, and he can kill the Emperor of Yan on the spot.
However, there are pros and cons to "beheading". If the tyrant is killed, the whole country will be jubilant, but the Emperor of Yan seems to be very loved. If he is killed like this, it may make the whole country of Yan bloody, and then the two countries will fall into endless war. This is the worst situation, which must be avoided.
In terms of outsmarting, He Yunxiao has no other way. The only thing he can rely on is the Golden Feather Order given to him by the Queen Mother. He has to use it to make a fuss.
After tidying up his appearance, He Yunxiao walked straight to the Emperor Yan's bedroom.
He walked to the Imperial Sword Guards at the door of the Emperor Yan's bedroom with dignity and bearing, and showed the Golden Feather Order without hesitation, and said in his favorite dandy tone: "I am here to see His Majesty on behalf of the Empress, please get out of the way."
The Imperial Sword Guards had no intention of getting out of the way, and the sturdy man in the lead frowned and said: "Empress? Our emperor hasn't married yet, where can we get a Empress?"
He Yunxiao's acting skills were very good, and he immediately became furious and said: "The Li family is in power, so they don't take our Ren family seriously? There is only one Ren woman in the harem of the Great Yan, and you still ask who the Empress is? What is your name, a warrior, and what crime should you be punished for slandering the Empress!?"
Not to mention the Imperial Sword Guards at the door of the Emperor Yan's bedroom, even He Yunxiao himself was intimidated by himself.
The leader of the Imperial Sword Guard was indeed a man who dared to take the responsibility. He took the initiative to report his name to He Yunxiao, and then cleared his relationship with his brothers, ready to be punished alone.
He Yunxiao was not here to vent his anger. His purpose was always to enter the Emperor Yan's palace.
"You can talk about winning people's hearts later. I want to meet the Emperor Yan on behalf of the Queen. Can you make the decision?"
"Who the Emperor meets, only the Emperor can make the decision. I can only pass on the message on his behalf."
He Yunxiao cursed: "Then why don't you go quickly?"
The leader of the Imperial Sword Guard waved his hand, and a Imperial Sword Guard went to communicate with the maid in the main hall of the Emperor Yan's palace. Then, the maid went in and out, and led He Yunxiao in.
Before He Yunxiao went in, in order to consolidate his arrogant and domineering personality, he also glared at the leader of the Imperial Sword Guard.
In the Emperor Yan's palace, the maid led He Yunxiao to walk quickly in small steps.
"Miss, what does our emperor look like? I haven't seen him yet. Can you describe him to me?"
"Young master, be careful with your words."
"Is our emperor handsome?"
After the maid answered He Yunxiao once, she stopped answering when He Yunxiao kept nagging to divert her attention. This attitude of not answering a single question was obviously trained by the Emperor of Yan.
It was a long way from the door of the palace to the door of the bedroom. The maid ignored He Yunxiao again, so He Yunxiao could only start the system again and quietly explore the location of the border map of Yan.
Hmm?
No!
The border map is indeed in the bedroom of Emperor Yan, but not in the so-called bedroom of Emperor Yan!
And it seems that he has walked past it...
What should I do? Go to see Emperor Yan? Should I knock this maid unconscious, create a time difference, and run away directly after snatching the border map?
Just as He Yunxiao was about to take action, the maid suddenly said:
"Young master, we're here."
We're here?
He Yunxiao looked at the empty corridor in front of him, pointed to the door at the other end of the corridor, about 20 meters away, and said: "Is the Emperor of Yan in there?"
"Yes. Sir, wait here for the Emperor to call. I'll take my leave." The maid turned around and left.
He Yunxiao said: "Hey, where are you going?"
"I am humble and can't pass this Ronghua Road. Sir, wait here, I'll take my leave." The maid left again.
He Yunxiao stood in front of the "Ronghua Road" and touched his chin.
This so-called "Ronghua Road" is just a corridor with gorgeous decorations, magnificent and bright. However, as soon as you hear the name, you know that this road is probably a place where only "Great Yan heroes" can walk.
It must be said that the Emperor of Yan is very good at these empty words and things to win people's hearts.
But He Yunxiao, as a modern man and a standard materialist, uses historical materialism and dialectics to understand the world and never believes in these things. He always believes that the war between Qi and Yan is essentially a confrontation of national strength. A strong country will win and a weak country will perish. The impact of these "small tricks" on the overall situation is not even icing on the cake.
There is no "God of War" in the world. If there is, it is countless farmers wielding hoes, a grain of wheat, and a mouthful of food, who condense the "God of War".
Seeing that the maid walked away, He Yunxiao did not wait for the Emperor of Yan to summon him. According to the guidance of the system, he looked for the location of the border map by himself.
The Emperor of Yan's bedroom is very large, with many corridors and more houses. Occasionally, when he met the maids working, they just lowered their heads to work and didn't even look at He Yunxiao.
This place is really big! It is much larger than Meng Bao's Changhe Palace and the Queen Mother's Fenghua Palace.
Oh yes, this is the emperor's bedroom after all. Meng Bao and the Queen Mother both live in the concubines' palace in the harem, which is naturally incomparable.
Speaking of which, compared with Changhe Palace and Fenghua Palace, Nanzhu's wife's Linxuan Palace is a little bigger. It's just that the location is too remote, and there is no one around, like a cold palace.
According to the system's prompts... the border map should be nearby...
Oh, why is there no way again?
He Yunxiao was very angry. The Emperor Yan's bedroom was winding, and sometimes there was only about ten meters away from the border map, but there was a wall in front of him!
He Yunxiao walked for a while, and simply jumped directly from the window of the bedroom to the grass outside, and searched along the outer wall of the Emperor Yan's bedroom, and waited for the right position to climb in through the window. Because it was night, the light was dim, and He Yunxiao climbed from the inside out, and no one noticed it.
After groping along the outer wall for a while, he estimated that it was almost done, so he found a window and climbed in.
As soon as he entered the house, He Yunxiao felt something was wrong.
Why is the ground here made of smooth pebbles, and why is the air here so warm and humid?
Bathroom?
The temperature was still warm, it seemed that the Emperor had just taken a bath.
He didn't see me and asked me to wait outside. Was he taking a bath?
He Yunxiao walked along the wall of the Emperor's bathroom. He kept slandering him in his heart.
What's wrong with the Emperor? He smelled good after taking a bath. Is this a big man? Is he a sissy?