1. RR (Preview of new book)
"Are you Ma Qiangang?"
"it's me!"
"Um……"
"Um…………"
"Um………………"
"I'll wipe it! Is this RR constipated? Doesn't it stop when you get up?"
It was only after Ma Qiangang died that he learned about the term "Reincarnation Resource".
Reincarnation Resource: refers to reincarnation resources, collectively referred to as reincarnation resource consultants, abbreviated as RR. It is a new profession that is inaccessible to human beings. There is an old saying of the eliminated feudal superstition called - Judge!
The fat RR in front of him was sitting behind a desk that cost no more than 500 yuan in real life. He was wearing a cheap paper black suit, holding a stack of documents with serious eyes.
Ma Qiangang was even more frightened than facing the HR interview. After all, HR only decided his job, while this RR decided what kind of birth he could have.
Ma Qiangang still remembers that he quickly lost all memory on that dark and windy night.
Yes, he had no memory of what happened before his death.
Ma Qiangang's brain went blank, or to put it more accurately - his soul went blank.
Ma Qiangang now has no brain in the physical sense, and his soul obviously has insufficient storage. Anyway, he died in such a confused manner. After a complete set of post-mortem processing procedures, he was sent to the RR's office for a reincarnation interview.
He stared at RR, who looked constipated, and thought to himself: "This guy has a very embarrassed expression on his face. I shouldn't be going to some eighteenth level of hell, right?"
Ma Qiangang was thinking wildly. His reporter's occupational disease broke out, so he was thinking about getting some news out of this RR. Just as he was preparing a few usual interview routines, RR, who was wearing a cheap black suit with paper, finally spoke.
"We are the RRA company! Yes, it is not the Rural Rapid Assessment Company, but the Reincarnation Resource Administration, the official Chinese name for the Reincarnation Resource Management Company..."
Ma Qiangang felt that the name of this crappy company was really difficult and too chatty, but as soon as he thought of another more popular name, a bunch of 4044040404 would appear in the depths of his soul...
"The investigation revealed that you had great merits during your lifetime. According to what I have recorded here, your merits are enough to be reincarnated in the heaven and become a heavenly being, so you no longer have to suffer the pain of restarting your life."
"But..."
"What a fool! You know that good things won't happen to me."
"Hey, that's not right! I don't seem to have done any great meritorious deeds during my lifetime? Is this RR mistaken?"
Ma Qiangang cupped his hands with complicated thoughts and said: "Master RR, if you have anything to say, just say it! I have already joined RRA Company, what tricks can I come up with?"
Snapped!
RR, who was dressed in a cheap paper black suit, slapped the table and shouted three times. With a friendly smile on his fat face, he lowered his voice and said: "Let you reincarnate in the heaven, and there will be a few heavenly beings to support you." Obstruction. So I would like to discuss with Mr. Ma. Is it possible for you to be reincarnated elsewhere? I am willing to make some compensation within the scope of my authority. For example, let you be reincarnated into a family of officials, a powerful family, and you will have endless blessings throughout your life and a long life. A hundred years old, a harmonious couple, and many concubines..."
"It's a good, secular life, I'm a little yearning for it."
"Stop it! Can I ask where I will be reincarnated?"
RR, who was wearing a cheap paper black suit, smiled and said: "The Taixu Immortal King wants to open a new cave, and some living beings with roots need to move in, so I came to discuss it with you. Such a good thing It is a rare opportunity in millions of years. The cave opened by the Immortal King is a brand new world. If you are reincarnated here, if you are lucky, you may become an immortal and attain enlightenment in the future. Your status will be much higher than that of a lower official. It is better than going to the heaven to be an ordinary celestial being. too much……"
"become!"
RR, who was wearing a cheap paper black suit, wanted to do more persuasion, but he didn't expect that Ma Qiangang agreed so readily that he blocked the rest of his words.
RR, who was wearing a cheap paper black suit, was overjoyed. He quickly handed over a document and asked Ma Qiangang to sign it.
Ma Qiangang took the document. He read it again, but found that he did not understand a single word. He was slightly shocked in his heart and thought to himself: "Isn't it a trap? I've already died once. What will happen again?" I’m not afraid of any danger, I’m just afraid of being deceived and feeling aggrieved, with no one to cry to.”
Ma Qiangang was silent. RR, who was wearing a cheap paper black suit, was slightly anxious. He couldn't help but tried to persuade him, but it made him even more hesitant. He couldn't help but ask: "I don't know where I went." , what kind of customs and customs are there, could you please introduce them to me?"
RR, who was wearing a cheap paper black suit, said quickly: "The magic power of Taixu Immortal King is boundless, and the cave he opened is called Taixu Shenwu Realm. The world in that world is full of vitality, everyone is strong, and the martial arts is very strong. You can even split the sky with your fists and break the earth with your feet..."
"Crack the sky with your fist, shatter the earth with your feet? It sounds so kind, a classic line from the Saint!"
"Is this a live-action online game created by Immortal Boring?"
As soon as Ma Qiangang said these words, an embarrassed look immediately appeared on RR's fat face, wearing a cheap paper black suit. Only then did he realize that his words had come true and he had told the truth.
"Am I considered an NPC or a grassroots player? Those real immortals are equivalent to RMB players. They come here to kill a few miserable people like me when they have nothing to do. After having fun, they go back to practice. Damn it, immortals Are you playing at such a high level now?"
"That's not the case. Mr. Ma misunderstood."
RR, who was wearing a cheap paper black suit, hesitated for a few words, and finally sighed and said: "I don't want to hide it from Mr. Ma, even if you don't go to Taixu Shenwu Realm, you won't be able to be reincarnated in the heaven. Your heaven reincarnation indicator It has been taken over by the White Lotus boy under Nanhua Daojun. Taixu Shenwu Realm is already the best place for reincarnation that the official can arrange. If you are not willing..."
RR, who was wearing a cheap paper black suit, suddenly showed an embarrassed look on his face, as if he couldn't bear to speak.
Ma Qiangang smiled. Although he asked him the truth, he didn't care where he was reincarnated.
Ma Qiangang smiled and said: "Anyway, I have died once. It is not easy to have another chance. Let's reincarnate in the Taixu Shenwu Realm..."
RR, who was wearing a cheap paper black suit, smiled sarcastically and looked at the documents in his hand. Ma Qiangang deliberately stopped talking again. Ma Qiangang also noticed that this RR official was not very powerful and was very easy to talk to. He was not as official as the officials he had interviewed, and he didn't speak a single word, so he couldn't help but want to find out more information.
"You said just now that you have many benefits for me. Are there any practical benefits such as VIP accounts, advanced secrets, magic weapons, etc.? You are more or less a god. There is nothing else. You always practice a few kinds of spells. Right? How about you teach me some skills and give me some equipment!"
RR, who was wearing a cheap paper black suit, looked even more ugly. After a long time, he said: "I can give you a little of these benefits. But...if this matter is leaked, I will be punished by the Taixu Immortal King."
Ma Qiangang perked up, raised his hands, and swore, "If I leak even half of a sentence, little Ma, I will be struck by lightning, die a miserable death, and be a reporter for ten reincarnations..."