Chapter 7
Wenxi kept silent after finishing this sentence, and Pi Xiu didn't continue to ask. There are many taboos about ghosts, and some ghosts will change their appearance greatly when they think of the past, and they will be full of resentment.
Pixiu is very satisfied with Wenxi's current appearance, holding her in his arms and carrying it out will save face, a hundred times more pleasing to the eye than those little monsters in the store.
If Wenxi suddenly turned into a ghost-like detriment to the appearance of the city, let alone hugging him in his arms, Boss Pi would directly send him to humanitarian destruction, and save him to be a good person in his next life.
Being frightened by the female ghost, Wenxi's soul was a little unstable, and she fell asleep after being hugged by Pi Xiu for a while. Originally, he wanted to rest in the Jade Buddha, but the Jade Buddha was still in the hands of the female ghost, so Wenxi could only lie on the bed and sleep.
After lying down for two minutes, Wenxi always felt that something was missing and couldn't fall asleep, so she sat up and looked at Pixiu who was getting dressed and asked, "Does it smell good?"
Pixiu paused his clothed hands: "What fragrance?"
"Sleeping incense lit with fire, I can't sleep without incense." Wenxi walked over and squeezed Pixiu's shoulder and said flatteringly, "Just a little bit."
Pixiu glanced at him: "You will enjoy it."
"For the sake of keeping you cool, let me enjoy it for a while, and I won't need it when the Jade Buddha is brought back." Wenxi said and asked: "Where are you going to wear clothes?"
Pi Xiu: "Didn't you say that the female ghost might have seen Taotie? Of course, I should ask her something, and save some merits."
Wenxi was taken aback: "Does a big monster like you want to accumulate merit?"
"Originally it wasn't necessary." Pi Xiu sneered: "Isn't it because I scolded Tiandao that bastard, so I became irritable and hot, and I had to accumulate merits to calm Tiandao."
Wenxi: "If I didn't have the aura of gluttony, would you bring me back for salvation?"
"Yes." Pi Xiu squeezed Wenxi's face and looked at it: "The salvation of an old ghost who has been saved for hundreds of years is like winning five million in a lottery. It is a great merit, and I will definitely not let it go. "
Wenxi smiled: "Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?"
"No!" Pi Xiu's face darkened immediately, and he said through gritted teeth, "Because Pixiu attracts wealth, they don't allow me to buy lottery tickets. Investment behaviors such as stock gambling and horse racing are not allowed."
Otherwise, I would have made a fortune long ago, so how could I be reduced to the point of being a self-employed person.
The more Pi Xiu thought about it, the more angry he became, he sat with his arms around Wenxi for a while, lit some incense for him to soothe the nerves and nourish the soul, and then went downstairs. Taking advantage of Pi Xiu's departure, Wenxi got out of bed to look for the packing box that Pi Xiu had just dismantled.
Picking it up and taking a look, the word mosquito coil made Wenxi's expression change with anger.
The stingy guy surnamed Pi, what kind of nonsense incense for calming the nerves and nourishing the soul, lit a mosquito-repellent incense to fool people. Sure enough, there is no lie in the scriptures, such a thing as Pixiu is the ancestor of the stingy god.
Wenxi threw the package back into the trash can, and lay down on the bed with her eyes closed to sleep. She just wanted to lie down for a while, but unexpectedly fell asleep. The mosquito coils broken into several pieces in the incense burner twisted and lingered in the room .
Pi Xiu went downstairs to say hello to a few regular customers, and went to the kitchen for a while. Ren Jiao and Qiu Fu were standing by the stove, busily busy, and when they saw the boss came, they just took a look.
"Are you still busy?" Pi Xiu asked.
Ren Jiao glanced at him: "Don't come to help, you smashed the stove again and have to reinstall it."
Qiu Fu nodded, and said in a smoky voice: "If the ghost next to you is not good, it will be burnt by the true fire of Samadhi, and it will melt away in an instant."
"Look at his appearance, does he seem to be able to cook?" Pi Xiu lit a cigarette by the stove, and let out a long breath.
Ren Jiao started cooking, raised his eyebrows and asked, "What's the matter? Do you want to invite another cook over? It's not cheap to recruit people now, and there is no board and lodging subsidy, five social insurances and one housing fund, even little monsters look down on them."
"Impossible! I don't have the money to hire more people!" Pixiu said with a dark face.
Qiu Fu sighed: "Boss, you can't say such things just because I hate the rich. Although I hate the rich, I also want to become rich. You said that you would raise your salary a few years ago, but there has been no movement at all until now. You will not do it this year." Add money, and when I go home during the Chinese New Year, I have to see the face of the old guy at home."
"Then don't go back. Anyway, you don't like the old fox in Qingqiu. Be careful when you come back with body odor. I have to treat your illness. I heard that it can't be cured, and you won't be able to stay in the kitchen by then."
As Pi Xiu said, his brows became tighter and tighter, no matter how he thought about it, he felt that Qiu Fu's high-quality and cheap labor could not be lost.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Ren Jiao finished the pot: "I heard from those monkeys that there is another female ghost in your room?"
Qiu Fu was stunned: "Female ghost, isn't that a pretty male ghost?"
Ren Jiao smiled, the long scar on his face was ferocious: "The other one."
"Boss, have you been exposed to something bad recently? Why are one or two ghosts jumping on you? Don't you really dig graves with people for money?" Qiu Fu frowned: "Actually, digging graves It’s nothing, it’s just that humans found it troublesome, or I’ll go back and grab two of them, they’ll ward off evil spirits even though their mouths stink.”
Pi Xiu frowned: "What's there? It's the painting ghost brought by that dwarf Li Guizu. I think she may have known the whereabouts of the Taotie and left it behind. It's different from the one upstairs."
"Why is it different?" Ren Jiao looked at him: "I heard from Yuelao that the two of you are connected by the red line?"
Qiu Fu screamed, and the fire in the pot rose three feet high, so hot that Pi Xiu leaned back and cursed angrily.
"How do you know?" Pi Xiu covered his hands and looked at him, "Did Yue Lao take the initiative to tell you?"
Ren Jiao took out the Jade Buddha from his sleeve, handed it to Pi Xiu and said lazily, "I saw it in the forum, now they have discussed how many cubs you should have with the one upstairs, but there are a few people who are against it.
See, the little ghost who has been said for hundreds of years can't bear the yang energy in your body, so it should be difficult to give birth. "
Qiu Fu was taken aback when he heard that, and said dryly: "The boss is really amazing, I got pregnant in just a few days."
"Fucking fart!" Pi Xiu patted the stove: "These little monsters don't practice well to surf the Internet. I said that the Internet is harmful. One or two are addicted to it, and they can't move for several years. They are human beings." Get it out to harm you."
The little monsters doing odd jobs in the kitchen dared not speak, and lowered their heads to listen to the boss scolding the Internet as maggots and spiritual opium.
"Besides, that's one of my pillows. Even if there is a marriage thread, so what? It's a useless broken thread. Who will fall in love with it as soon as it is pulled by that thread? Isn't that a dog?"
Pi Xiu sneered: "Where was that female ghost imprisoned just now?"
"It's in the utility room at the back." Ren Jiao raised his chin: "Hou Er kept crying when I brought her here, and it made my forehead hurt, so I gagged her."
Pixiu took the things and rushed away angrily. Once he left, Qiu Fu breathed a sigh of relief, wiped off his sweat and sighed: "The boss is fierce at first, but he is even more fierce when he gets angry. The ghost upstairs doesn't know how to bear it." down."
"People have to bow their heads under the eaves, and there is nothing they can do if they can't bear it." Ren Jiao wiped his hands and walked over to turn up the exhaust in the kitchen by one degree, and lowered the temperature of the air conditioner by several degrees.
Ren Jiao: "But as long as that ghost can cool him down, there's nothing wrong with it. Otherwise, he'll heat up when he gets angry. I won't be afraid of the heat and I won't be able to stand it."
The temperature brought by Pixiu was still in the kitchen, and when he kicked open the door of the utility room, the temperature on his body had distorted the surrounding temperature.
The female ghost was trapped tightly on the ground, with a potato stuffed in her mouth, Pixiu's teeth were sore just looking at it.
"I'll ask you to answer, don't cry, if you cry, I'll break you up." Sitting on the water tank, Pixiu said angrily to the female ghost, "Do you understand? Just nod if you understand."
The female ghost whimpered and nodded.
Then Pixiu waved away the potato stuffed in her mouth.
"Let me ask you, is this painting Wenxi's birthday banquet?" Pixiu spread the painting on the ground, pointed to the blank space and asked, "You were standing in this position?"
The female ghost nodded.
"Do you remember this man?" Pi Xiu moved his finger up, pointing at the white-clothed Taotie and asked, "This man, do you remember him?"
The female ghost stared at it for a while, then slowly nodded and said: "He... I have seen him a few times when I went to Wenfu to sing at the Nu's house."
"Very good." Pi Xiu smiled, his body temperature dropped a little, and he asked in a soft voice, "Then do you remember what he was doing in Wenfu?"
The female ghost looked at him and said: "I beg you to save someone, as long as you save him, I will tell you everything."
Pi Xiu's expression changed: "You blackmail me?"
"The slave family really has no choice!" The female ghost began to kowtow again with sobs, blood and tears dripping on the ground, and said in a mournful voice, "Mr. Wen is unwilling to take action, the slave family really has no other choice!"
Pi Xiu suppressed his anger: "Why is he unwilling to make a move? He is a bunch of ghosts himself, so how can he help you?"
"Mr. Wen is the youngest grandson of Prime Minister Wen, the empress's younger brother. He has a prominent family background, and he is no match for the dandies in the capital!" The female ghost burst into tears, and said sharply, "He praised me for my good singing! Tell me about Yunu's family." ! He said it!"
Pi Xiu was taken aback for a moment, but the female ghost in front of her lost her mind and began to cry endlessly, obviously she didn't want to ask any more questions.
Putting the potatoes back with a cold face, Pixiu pushed open the door and saw Ren Jiao leaning on the corridor smoking a cigarette, he flicked off a little ash, and the little broom stood by to sweep the ash into the dustpan.
"There is no excess?" Ren Jiao asked.
Pixiu said angrily, "No!"
Ren Jiao nodded, threw the cigarette butt at the feet of the little broom, took out another one and put it in his mouth, saying: "This kind of ghost, you don't need to be obsessed, and you won't get any merit if you forcefully save you."
"I don't fucking understand. I'm not a charity organization doing good things every day." Seeing that he started flicking cigarette ash on the ground again, Pixiu glared, "Don't bully the little broom."
Ren Jiao laughed: "It's not because of your cheap mouth, you scolded things you shouldn't scold, and asked for trouble."
Pi Xiu blushed and said, "I'll come tomorrow," then turned around and left.
The little broom was honestly sweeping up the cigarette ash, Ren Jiao saw that Pi Xiu had left, so he put out the cigarette, grabbed the broom on the handle of the little broom, wiped it clean and threw it aside.
"mine……"
"Hush—" Ren Jiao bent down and stared into his eyes: "It's already very clean, no need to sweep it."
He touched the face of the little broom: "but my room is very dirty, can you clean it for me?"
Pi Xiu went upstairs with a cold face, went to take a shower again, looked at Wen Xi who was sleeping peacefully on the bed, lifted the quilt, lay down and hugged him into his arms.
Wenxi fell into a drowsy sleep, feeling the heat all over her body, subconsciously pushed twice.
Pixiu didn't let him succeed, and even lifted up his clothes, letting his skin stick to her. Without the hindrance of the clothes, Wenxi's body was even cooler.
Pi Xiu breathed a sigh of relief, and stretched out his hand to completely pull Wenxi's belt away.