Chapter 10
Pixiu sat on the sofa and said, "Help me first."
"Let me meet people first." Emperor Feng held up the newspaper, raised his eyebrows and said, "You have to smile when you ask for help, why do you have a sour face as soon as you arrive here, as if I owe you money? I It's not like I cheated you of your money and ran away."
As soon as Qian Pixiu mentioned being cheated away, his face darkened, and he stared at Feng and asked, "Which pot is not opened and which pot is to be lifted, right?"
"Don't dare." Emperor Feng looked at him: "Really, let someone come out and let me take a look, and I will check it for you immediately."
Pi Xiu didn't speak, but Wen Xi took the initiative to show up, and a wisp of smoke floated out from the Jade Buddha. Standing beside Pi Xiu, he smiled at Emperor Fengdu, bowed and saluted.
"This kind of courtesy is not fashionable now." Feng stood up from his desk and walked over, stretched out his hand to Wenxi and said, "Now we all shake hands."
Wenxi was taken aback for a moment, then reacted and shook hands with him.
"Let me introduce myself, my name is Feng Du." Emperor Fengdu smiled at Wenxi.
Wenxi followed his example and said, "My name is Wenxi."
The two separated, and Feng Du didn't need Pi Xiu to speak, he returned to the desk consciously and said, "Tell me your name, date of birth, and place of birth."
Pi Xiu took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it over. The small regular script on it was beautiful and beautiful. Feng Du couldn't help raising his eyebrows after taking a look at it: "You are good at handwriting."
"Look up your stuff, save so much nonsense." Pixiu said coldly.
On the contrary, Wenxi glanced at the handwriting, and couldn't help admiring: "Although Jia Suzhen is an actress from a theater background, this handwriting is really good."
Feng Du raised his eyebrows while checking: "Oh, Lao Pi, it sounds like you have more than one heart."
Pi Xiu sneered: "What do you think of me as dry? Seven orifices and exquisite heart."
"It seems that I misunderstood, I'm sorry." Feng Du turned the computer screen: "Let's see if the result is right."
Wenxi looked at the haggard face on the screen, recalled it carefully, and remembered the hasty glance in his grandfather's study before, then nodded and said, "It's him."
"After thinking about it for so long, I can't make a mistake." Pi Xiu frowned, "If I make a mistake, I'll correct it for you."
Feng Du smiled and said: "How can you say that, if you make a mistake, just come back again."
"Find out where his reincarnation is in this life." Pi Xiu moved his finger, and a touch of gold flew past Wenxi's eyes and fell into Feng Du's arms: "I'll treat you to dinner in two days."
Feng Du put the gold in his arms on the table and raised his eyebrows: "Can the friendship between you and me be measured by gold?"
"Then what are you going to do?" Pi Xiu glanced at him.
Feng Du: "Gold is too cheap, no matter what you have to count it with merit."
Merits drop randomly. Sometimes you save someone with good intentions, but you end up saving a serial murderer. That’s how bad things are when you do bad things with good intentions.
But these monsters now have a merit goal every year, which is the same as the KPI of ordinary people. If ordinary people fail to complete the KPI, the money will be deducted, and if they fail to complete the success goal, their life will be deducted.
One buck three, four, four, five years, some little monsters will only be three or four hundred years old in a lifetime of trembling, who can stand it?
The great emperor of Fengdu has a high position, a long life span, and a high goal of meritorious deeds. Every year at the end of the year, he is bowed because of this matter, and now he has the opportunity to naturally refuse to let it go.
He lowered his voice and leaned over: "I will share some of my merits, and I will help you get involved. I will give you an account and a social security account without charging money. You don't want him to be a criminal all the time, do you?"
Pi Xiu didn't agree with him: "Unfortunately, I will send him to reincarnate in autumn."
Feng Du was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect that Pi Shimei was so cruel and ruthless, and the person next to her pillow could do such a cruel thing without thinking of any friendship. As expected of an ancient monster, a wicked kind who gave birth without an asshole.
But after being friends for so many years, Pixiu is neither a thing nor a bad person for himself. As a brother and as a friend, Feng Du professionally put on a smile on his face and said: "It's okay to reincarnate, I will arrange for you to have both parents and the whole family. Wan Guan was loved all his life by a luxurious gift package, so that he can live comfortably in his next life without any bad things.”
"Use your arrangements? I don't know how to ask someone to prepare it by myself?" Pixiu bit his teeth and refused to let go, refusing to let go of any merit.
Feng Du also refused to back down: "Why are you so stingy? One night husband and wife Bai Rien, why did you sleep with you before, can't you let him have a better life in his next life?"
Wenxi frowned when she heard this, what a mess, she had slept, the two of them just slept on the same bed, the very friendly relationship between the pillow and the owner, how could it become a romantic topic in their mouths?
Wenxi: "No need, the next life will be arranged by God's will."
When I was alive, my parents were both rich and wealthy, but later on, being loved all my life turned into a lifetime of sorrow. Wild dogs can also come up and take a bite.
Seeing his sleepy face, Feng Du felt pitiful in his heart, such a beautiful woman who was affectionate and wronged, and met someone unkind. He had seen a lot of such miserable things on Zhiyin, but he never thought that his friend was such a scumbag.
He patted the table: "Needless to say, I will take care of your reincarnation, and your next life will be prosperous, rich, happy and complete. You just have to keep your eyes open in the future, and don't trust others again."
Pi Xiu frowned when he heard this: "You fucking buy and sell?"
Feng Du spoke convincingly: "Fart, he and I are both ghost bodies, but it's just pity for each other!"
"Stop rambling, I'll give you five points." Pi Xiu was so annoyed that he didn't want to talk to him again.
This black-hearted old ghost entangled: "Five points can't be more, the way of heaven will testify!"
Like a college student, Tiandao is paralyzed in bed all year round and remains unconscious in a deep sleep. Pixiu doesn't believe that he can wake up and hear his words now.
He finished speaking by chance, when there was a sudden thunder outside the window, there was a vague causal connection between Feng Du and Pi Xiu.
Pi Xiu: ...
Pixiu: Cao Nima!
I guess I am on the key list of Goubi Tiandao, grabbing my own speech in real time, as long as the two key bytes of Tiandao are contained in my speech field, it will be highlighted.
Grass! Good for you!
Pi Xiu was so angry that he pointed his sword at the sky and wished he could say more greetings, but Feng Du grabbed his hand and pulled him off.
The old ghost smiled like a spring flower in February, and hugged Pi Xiu's arm tightly and said: "Then old Pi, let's make an agreement, you can't go back on your word if you want me to do anything, don't Be polite to me."
Pixiu was furious: "I told you to die, will you die?"
Feng Du had a smile on his face: "My good brother, I knew you wouldn't want to embarrass me!"
He has been dead for thousands of years, and he couldn't die any more. Pixiu is indeed his good brother. Although he smokes, drinks, fights and plays with men, he is still his good brother!
He sat back at his seat and operated the computer for a while, stripped the reincarnation of brother Wu Yan clean, and showed it to Pi Xiu.
In this life, Brother Wu has just turned eighteen, and is in the dark pre-dawn senior year of high school. He is preparing for the upcoming college entrance examination in No. 8 Middle School in Beijing. He changed his surname to Wu again, called Wu Zu, the same as in his previous life, with another word difference from Wu Yanzu.
But although there is only one word missing, the appearance on the system ID photo is really not good. Pi Xiu looks like Huoyun Cthulhu, who is different from Wu Xiucai in previous lives. I don't know how Jia Suzhen can see him. Can't recognize.
"It's really him?" Pi Xiu frowned, "I don't think he looks alike."
Feng Du waved his hand: "The ID photos are all like this, and even the most beautiful people will be taken away by you. What's more, how can anyone look exactly the same as in the previous life after reincarnation? It's not bad to look like this, I have seen a person in the previous life If you are as beautiful as a flower, you will be as innocent in your next life.”
He glanced at Wenxi who was standing on the side again, and whispered, "Of course, our good friend for so many years, I will say hello in advance when sending him to reincarnation, and make sure that he will look like this in the next life."
What kind of double lover in the past life, this kind of plot, as long as you think about it, as long as you have merit, brothers will arrange it for you.
Wenxi touched his face when he heard the words, and then took a photo at one side of the reflective glass, thinking whether he is really good-looking, so that this surname Pi can never forget it?
He doubted himself, completely ignoring Pi Xiu's darkening face.
Pixiu squeezed out a few words between his teeth: "I really have nothing to do with him!"
Why don't you believe me, I really just picked up an ice pillow to cool down!
He was so angry that his head was dizzy and his whole body was hot. Sitting on the leather sofa in Feng Du's office, he panted heavily, took a sip of the cold water on the table, and stretched out his hand to call Wenxi over, but when he raised his hand, he realized that it was In front of Feng Du.
If Wenxi really sat on his lap in front of Feng Laogui today, he would not be able to wash away his grievances even if he jumped the Yellow River 10,000 times.
It's too difficult, it's too difficult to insist on being a single male monster.
Seeing him reach out his hand, Wenxi used to hold it and walked over to ask: "What's the matter, it's starting to get hot again?"
"Stand still!" Pi Xiu withdrew his hand, wiped his face with a wet tissue in his pocket, stood up, took the information about Wu Zu's life, and said goodbye to Feng Du.
If you can't wait any longer, if you stay any longer, you will explode and die yourself, and you will become one of the ghost KPIs in the underworld.
"Old Pi."
Feng Du suddenly called out to Pi Xiu who had already opened the door.
Pi Xiu looked back at him.
Feng Du: "The cause of death is unusual, the soul is very cold, the bones should be put together with extremely cold things, there is nothing wrong with you keeping him."
Pixiu paused for a moment without saying anything, closed the door and left.
Wenxi followed behind and wanted to ask but didn't dare to ask. When he reached the elevator door, Pixiu stuffed him into the Jade Buddha.
The two of them went back to the restaurant, and Jia Suzhen, who had just stepped up the stairs and changed into modern clothes, followed. She washed and put on light makeup, and she looked much more normal than the female ghost at the beginning.
"Boss Leather" Jia Suzhen hadn't finished speaking when a stack of papers was stuffed into her arms.
Pixiu got impatient with the heat: "Look for yourself."
"Thank you!" Jia Suzhen once again burst into tears.
She left happily, and Pi Xiu felt that half of the merit had been credited to the account, and he felt much relieved. He put the Jade Buddha on the table and asked Wenxi to come out.
As soon as Wenxi's foot landed, she couldn't help asking: "What did Feng Du say just now?"