Chapter 29 It's time to witness the love between father and daughter
The black fans on the opposite side once suspected that they had encountered a friendly army.
Every time Nian Gao meets black fans, they are like a group of high-level black fans. It's not that they don't have confidence in Xi Nian, but that the show is too perverted. It doesn't matter if they are ridiculed, it's not good to make Zai Zai hurt.
#佛光曾光,low-key life#
#平安安安，不斗不报#
Nian Gao's Buddha-like attitude drove away many black fans, but on the other hand, the topic about Qiao Zhi became more and more popular. It's normal, this girl has more black spots than Xi Nian, and her popularity with passers-by is beyond the horizon. If you don't tear her up, you will be sorry for your ancestors.
Just when Bai Yicheng's fans were watching the fun, "Decoding the Chamber of Secrets" started broadcasting. The show has always followed the style of the previous seasons. At that time, those who were timid had already shuddered.
Mom loves to hold me tight!
At the beginning of the scene, three special guests were introduced. When they got off the car one after another, the audience was a little surprised. There is no doubt that Qiao Zhi's vase looks good, and Bai Yicheng is not bad either.
Then there is Xi Nian.
No matter how many times I see this man, no one seems to be able to say that he is not handsome without conscience, and the camera seems to be particularly partial to him, and will give a close-up from time to time. Some passers-by couldn't help admiring in the comment area: [I didn't pay attention before. Look, standing in a crowd, Xi Nian has an advantage]
There are not a few people in the entertainment industry who hate vase entertainers: [Hehe, you really have a face? 】
Every time the program team finds a shooting location in the wilderness, Qiao Zhi has always been famous in variety shows, but because of her good looks, many male stars take her trick. When she sees the ghost school in front of her, she Rubbing his arms, he looked pitiful: "Will the program crew throw our corpses into the wilderness?"
Most of the netizens thought she was hypocritical, and they were already complaining in the barrage area. At this moment, Xi Nian said casually: "You are worthless, so what good is killing you?"
At the end of the show, a special effect of a heart stabbing was added next to Qiao Zhi at the right time.
puff--!
The audience couldn't help but laughed out loud, Xi Nian is too fucking poisonous.
When the guests entered the secret room, there was indeed a team formation session as rumored on the Internet. They followed the prompts to find the lottery holder, and then each drew lots. The two novice players, Xi Nian and Qiao Zhi, formed an unlucky pair.
The bullet screens are not optimistic: [It's over, these two are useless, and death is scheduled]
[It seems that the one who is most likely to survive is Bai Yicheng, Xi Nian is too unlucky to be married to Qiao Zhi]
[Maybe it's too late for people to have fun in their hearts. Men like beautiful women, and Qiao Zhi can act like a baby and seduce men. When he's in the secret room later, Xi Nian will probably be happy to be a hero to save the beauty. 】
Hero to save beauty? nonexistent.
Xi Nian is a man who is selfish and dedicated to his career. Obviously, he would not have such a noble consciousness. When he was on the same team as Qiao Zhi, who was a fool, he actually refused in his heart, so he cheered on each other in other teams. While cheering, the two had the following conversation.
Qiao Zhixuan wanted to cry: "Is it my illusion, you seem a bit reluctant?"
Xi Nian seriously corrected her: "It's not an illusion."
It's really hard.
The netizen was planning to diss Qiao Zhi, but when she heard the words, she couldn't type out the words she laughed instantly. I haven't seen such a straight guy who is not greedy for beauty in many years, especially when entering the secret room, Qiao Zhi said, "I'm so scared ", Xi Nian's sentence "I'm not afraid" was directly hailed as a topic terminator.
[Hahahaha I'm fucking laughing, Qiao Zhi's beauty trick doesn't work anymore]
[I am happy to see Qiao Zhi deflated, Xi Nian is so fucking interesting hahaha]
[Ding, the box lunches of the third rookie team are being delivered]
However, before the netizens had time to laugh, Xi Nian and Qiao Zhi's team took the lead in triggering the plot. When the door of the secret room behind them was slammed by a mental patient, everyone looked at the screen and their hearts were caught in one place. .
The program team is very cunning, they sent three NCs played by real people, and the other two teams were also chased by mental patients. Teacher Min and Wang Yao have been partners for many years and have been cooperating to avoid them. Xi, but when the camera turned to Xi Nian's group...
"I'll run first, you'll be behind!"
Everyone saw that Xi Nian indifferently opened Qiao Zhi's hand, and then ran away with a whoosh, leaving Qiao Zhi behind in a bolt from the blue, running wildly behind, screaming almost shaking the screen, a series of beeps.
"Xi Nian mine! Are you a man ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
The barrage was laughing like crazy, the mutual harm of this team was in stark contrast to the previous two teams, especially when Qiao Zhi rushed up and knocked Xi Nian away, the post-production special effects even froze the picture and marked "Unity" on the screen Two big bright red characters, followed by a string of question marks.
#unity? ? ? #
The netizen laughed and hammered the keyboard, almost crying. These two are the best in the world. Xi Nian completely destroyed Qiao Zhi's previous goddess image in minutes. Is this a horror variety show? She is clearly watching a comedy .
The two gave netizens a very funny and unreliable feeling. On TV or in novels, they always get lunch every minute, so when the nc boy asked them to solve the problem, everyone thought that Xi Nian and Qiao Zhi would meet each other. was eliminated.
[It’s actually a little disappointing, I really want to continue watching these two funny ones]
[It is estimated that it will be offline soon, but unfortunately Kong Xi is not here]
[After all, they are two rookies, no
Veteran with it, it’s hard to clear the level]
Later, at this time, a replay was specially given, which was the topic on the blackboard when everyone first entered the first secret room.
Qiao Zhi kept crying and shaking her head, obviously unreliable. Just as everyone was wondering whether Mr. Min and the others would suddenly give a divine assist, Xi Nian suddenly walked up to the podium holding a chalk, and then tapped on the blackboard The questions and correct answers are written on it.
The rice cake suddenly swelled: Fuck you, you are awesome! ! !
People who turn the tide in a critical moment are always easy to be liked. Netizens really didn't expect that Xi Nian not only memorized the questions carefully, but also successfully solved the correct answer, making those who said he would die at the beginning a slap in the face.
[Xi Nian is a bit awesome, I really didn't expect him to write down the topic]
[The point is that he calculated the correct answer. It has been so many years since he graduated (laughing and crying) I vaguely remember the last time a certain fresh meat came, and he couldn't even figure out addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division]
【Xi Nian may live ten minutes longer】
There is no shortage of Shuangshang Online viewers in front of the screen. They especially like to follow the guests to decipher together. When the camera vaguely shakes the head in the hands of the mentally ill, some smart people have already realized what it is and crackled in the barrage. one line.
[Holy shit, this NC boy is absolutely unbelievable, the program crew must have arranged a trap, the head held by the mental patient looks exactly like that little boy! ! ! He sure wasn't a real survivor! 】
[Don't trust him, he's making me anxious! 】
[Props group real cow batch]
After being analyzed by the great master, the audience also realized that this was a huge pit arranged by the program group. While scolding their father in their hearts, they felt that these two rookies must have fallen. Xi Nian suddenly let out a low shout and ran quickly, then rushed out the door.
[Scared me to death, did Xi Nian realize something?]
【Qiao Zhi is a soy sauce hahahahahaha】
[Xi Nian must have reacted, he just stared at that human head for a long time]
[Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
The anxious audience outside the screen finally breathed a sigh of relief, but saw Xi Nian running all the way to a dead end, and Qiao Zhi was held hostage by a psychopath with a knife, crying and crying in fright, and kept scolding Xi Nian as a thief.
The NC who played the mentally ill was very dedicated, and said viciously to Xi Nian: "If you dare to run away, I will kill him!"
Qiao Zhi had no morals, and immediately said, "Dad, save me!"
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