Chapter 38
A photo of Pixiu attracted countless crows, the flow of water in the store doubled for two days in a row, and there were countless check-in photos on the forum, as if it meant to develop into an Internet celebrity restaurant.
For so many years, Boss Pi tried to cultivate two Internet celebrities in the store, but he failed repeatedly. He never thought that it would be realized by himself.
He hurriedly changed the soup from morning to three meals a day, and the words on the menu were written in words visible to monsters: I have good soup, do you have a ticket? One bowl, two votes, no deception.
Obviously Pixiu's abs didn't have alcohol, but one or two of the monsters were as drunk as a dog. As long as you can't say come down from upstairs, stand at the counter, and one or two eyes will scan him up and down like searchlights, even an old monster like Pixiu can't stand it.
But for the sake of the store's turnover, he endured it.
Boss Pi has never had trouble with money, not to mention these little monsters only dared to look at him, and dared not do anything. As long as he is quiet and be his vase hunk, he can stand and collect money, so what's wrong?
A man who can bend and stretch is a man!
Su An kept the accounts while collecting the money, watching the numbers keep increasing, she had a bold idea in her heart.
Now the boss's popularity is higher than that of Jia Suzhen who sings every night. As long as he appears, others will look like this. If you can collect money by just looking at it, how about asking the boss to touch it twice?
Five hundred hands, one thousand abs, no more than two minutes, add more minutes to continue to add money.
Pixiu Great Health Care, Pixiu No. 1 Technician is at your service, you deserve it!
The abacus in the abacus was clattering, and was about to discuss with the boss about the massage sideline, when he heard a monkey call from the door.
"Report--"
Hou San rushed into the shop grabbing a piece of paper and rushed towards the boss.
Pixiu immediately stood up straight: "The results are out?"
"It's out! It's out!" Monkey San handed over the report card from the school, and whispered: "The old tree blooms and suffers, and the dead tree comes in spring! No. 1, No. 1 in the city!"
Pi Xiu patted him on the head: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand a few idioms, it will embarrass me!"
But when he saw that Wu Zu's name was first on the report card, Pi Xiu immediately felt that he could be taught, and it seemed that the top scorer in the college entrance examination was a little bit possible.
He took the report card to find the abacus, and asked him to calculate the possibility of Wu Zu's first place in the college entrance examination.
While calculating, Su An told the boss about his ambitions, until he felt the boss's eyes were not looking well, then he shut up.
Pi Xiu was in a good mood and didn't care about him, just patted him on the shoulder and said, "I understand your desire to make money, but Su An, you need to know that we are serious businessmen."
He pointed to the door and asked, "What are the two words written on the signboard outside?"
"Restaurant." Su An answered truthfully.
Pixiu: "It's not about a duck shop, and we don't serve duck here."
It is even more impossible for the boss to be a duck! Although he has already sold his body, it doesn't mean he will sell his soul because of this!
Pi Xiu went upstairs with the report card, handed it to Wenxi who was playing with his mobile phone, and pretended to be indifferent and said: "Wu Zu got the first place in the city's joint entrance exam this time, and there are still two weeks before the college entrance examination. As long as he doesn't Relax, there is still hope for the provincial champion."
Wenxi turned her head and took a look: "It's not bad. After you get the news about Taotie, you can safely send Jia Suzhen to reincarnation."
When it came to reincarnation, Pi Xiu said: "Nezha asked me to do him a favor a few days ago. He will help me with the reincarnation, so I don't have to wait for the number lottery."
Wenxi was taken aback for a moment, then smiled: "Isn't that good, what about the reincarnated family? Can I also choose?"
"He said he can move around within a certain range." Pixiu leaned on the sofa and watched him, "I'll say hello to Feng Du then, it should be fine."
"Then what's bothering you?" Wen Xi stretched out his hand to poke Pi Xiu's frowning brows: "Or who made you uncomfortable just now?"
Pi Xiu frowned and didn't speak, Wenxi rolled his eyes, thinking that there are many monsters in the store these days because of the old monster, maybe they are staring and angry.
He leaned towards Pi Xiu sensiblely and put his arms around his waist and asked, "I'll cool you down."
"I'm not angry." Pixiu said but his body was still hot, he put his arms around the little thing and asked casually, "You really want to be reincarnated?"
Wenxi: "It's okay."
He recalled the feeling of floating in the air that day, and said slowly: "In fact, the feeling of being a ghost is quite good."
Boss Pi's body temperature suddenly dropped, that's right, being a ghost is not bad, but being a ghost covered by a wild animal is even better, as long as Wenxi wants him to walk sideways, no one dares to disgrace him.
Of course, except for Heaven.
That belongs to the real unspoken and undiscussed.
Thinking about it, Wen Xi suddenly pushed Pi Xiu away, got up, went to the window, pulled open the curtains, took a look, sighed and said, "It's the third day, and the pile of grass hasn't arrived yet."
Pixiu: "It's the pile of grass you heard it say gluttonous?"
Wenxi nodded: "I asked Brother Hou to drive away the stray dogs nearby, so it should come."
"What's the rush? Maybe it's because it hasn't rained and there's no water to wash your feet these days, and you still smell like dog urine." Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "Next time you see it, just ask me to take it down."
Wenxi turned to look at him: "It wouldn't be too late for me to go downstairs to find you."
"Jade Pixiu on the neck, just hold it and call me." Pi Xiu said, "I will hear you."
Moon Hee thinks
After thinking about it, he took out his phone and shook it and asked, "Actually, I can also call you."
Pi Xiu looked at the phone, then at him, and took Wenxi's phone with a wave of his hand: "The phone is confiscated."
Wenxi: ...
The head can be broken or bleeding, and the phone can't be put away. Wenxi rushed to grab it and was hugged by Pixiu. The old monster unlocked the phone in front of him and said, "Let me see what you watch with this phone all day long."
Wen Xi couldn't stop him, and watched Pi Xiu open the forum, and the posts he hadn't read before appeared on the screen immediately.
"Li Tao, you can't tell me what the background of my wife is. I can't tell you that she can still live in the main palace with a light, and I always serve the meals upstairs in person."
Pi Xiu: ...
Wenxi immediately explained: "I'm just curious!"
Pixiu didn't speak, and continued to look down.
1L: RT, I’m really curious. I’ve seen photos of his wife. She’s good-looking, but good-looking can’t be eaten. It can’t be said that she has lived for thousands of years. I haven’t seen anything beautiful. Such a face.
2L: Some people really believe in thunderstorms in the demon world, I laughed. Just don't say that temper, really give him a piece of green grass, his wife is long gone.
3L: Even if there is no green light, I still want to know how that person can grasp the unspeakable, it is too strong.
4L: In the past, I was blind and blind 1. If I went back to three months ago, I would wrestle and clock in restaurants every day, so it cannot be said that 1551 is mine.
5L: LS will not drink like this even if you eat cephalosporin. There is a saying, you can’t say that your wife is really good-looking. If you live for thousands of years, people will treat you like a black boss and avoid you. Suddenly, a beautiful woman falls into her arms. Hugs, who can not?
6L: Isn't it a way to discuss not being a wife? Why is it crooked? Fortunately, I went to a restaurant once and saw this deity. The unspeakable evil spirit on my body can be smelled all over the street. I think I have slept, and I still sleep every day.
Pi Xiu paused, glanced at Wen Xi and explained: "I give you Yang Qi every day, and it has my scent."
"I know, Ren Jiao told me last time." Wenxi wanted to pull the phone back, "Don't look at it, this is all nonsense, it's nothing to look at."
Pi Xiu held on to the phone, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's okay to check it once in a while."
Wenxi raised her face and looked at him: "If you mind, I'll go up and clarify. You and I have nothing to do with each other. I'm just an ice pillow. Tell them not to..."
Pixiu pinched his butt: "It's still an ice pillow with a good-looking butt."
Wenxi: ...
Wenxi violently hurt others but was suppressed by Pixiu with one hand and held him in his arms. The old monster swiped the screen with one hand and continued to watch their speculations.
It's good in bed, I haven't tried this yet, I don't know.
It's true that she can act like a baby, but little things happen for a reason, and if I have nothing to ask myself, I will never act like a baby casually.
As for the rest, the more it looked more and more outrageous, Pi Xiu froze twice when he saw the last floor.
106L: The rule of law coffee next door and his son are fighting again, don't worry about it, if you don't watch the excitement and eat shit, you won't be able to keep up with the hot ones!
Legal coffee father and son, isn't that Nezha and his pagoda dish father?
As long as two people meet, it's trivial to sneer and sarcasm. It's normal for two people to fight if they disagree.
Pi Xiu curled his lips, what's so interesting about fighting, watch out for the excitement, even if you accidentally get killed.
But as soon as he put Wenxi's cell phone down, his own cell phone rang like a reminder. Boss Pi really didn't want to answer 10,000 rings from the third prince Nezha who only wanted to contact him with the drift bottle.
"Hello." Pi Xiu put his arms around Wenxi and sighed, "Aren't you fighting, third prince? Why do you still have time to make a phone call?"
Nezha was a little noisy there, he loosened the tie around his collar, and whispered: "Of course you can make a phone call when you're done, boss Pi, do you have time now, it's time for you to come out now."
Pi Xiu: ...
Pi Xiu: "At least you should make a preview of the drill, it will make it difficult for me to get into the drama."
"I believe in Patriarch Pi's professional ability." Nezha hung up the phone with a smile, looked at Li Jing who was talking to Erlang God not far away, and his eyes fell on the exquisite pagoda on his arm.
Huntian Ling wrapped his arms around his arm and patted him soothingly, Nezha's tense body suddenly relaxed, and he put the Qiankun ring into his pocket.
Leaning in the alley, he looked up and thought, if there is no Linglong Pagoda, can Tota Heavenly King still be called Heavenly King?
It's just a long-lived mortal.
Nezha laughed, the Linglong Tower should have been destroyed long ago.