Chapter 41
The little thing's eyes are wrong.
Pi Xiu smelled the smell of blood and rain, but now is not the time to show cowardice. Once he loses his momentum, it means he has a guilty conscience. A guilty conscience will lose the opportunity. He needs to calm down and wait for Wen Xi to make a move. Innocence is a monster, what you haven't done is that you haven't done it.
Boss Pi put the cake in front of Wenxi with a calm face, put the pagoda in his hand into the mustard pocket, and said in a gentle voice, "This time I changed the flavor to chocolate, see if you like it."
Wenxi didn't speak but just stared at him all the time. Even though the old monster had experienced strong winds and waves, he couldn't stand it now.
Why are you staring at me, it's not my fault that the battery was stolen! What is there to do with so many ice pillow tubes? I was dazzled by the stupid words on the forum. The two of them are innocent, and they are not my real wives. Why do I feel guilty?
Pixiu became furious and said, "I'm going to take a shower," then turned around and went to get the clothes.
"Wait a minute." Wenxi finally spoke.
Pixiu paused, thinking that the little thing couldn't bear it anymore.
Wenxi got up and walked in front of Pixiu, held his hand and looked at it for a long time, then told him to turn around. Boss Pi took a deep breath and wanted to ask what he wanted to do, because he felt dirty and unclean after reading the rumors on the forum Yet?
He turned black and was about to explode when he heard the little thing sigh and say: "It's fine as long as you're not injured, what the hell are you doing with the third prince?"
"Didn't you watch the forum?" Pi Xiu felt relieved, he held his wrist with his backhand and said a little angrily, "Why are you still asking?"
Wenxi smiled, and what he said was better than what he sang: "How can you believe the words there? I only believe what you say. You are so powerful, you can easily deceive me."
Boss Pi was a novice on the road, and was dazzled by Wen Huaiyu's soft words. He felt completely happy in his heart. He picked up the little thing and sat on the sofa. The soul is useful, I brought it back for you specially."
Wenxi looked at him in surprise: "Isn't that the magic weapon that Li Jing never left? How did you snatch it?"
"Snatching something from him is not as simple as snatching candy from a cub." Pixiu snorted, and described in detail the process from meeting Nezha to making trouble, especially highlighting the theft of the battery and I was besieged by magic weapons in KTV.
Wenxi sneered, thinking that there would be no waves without wind, if the battery is broken, why would people spread the word about washing their feet? But he still put on a concerned look on his face, and asked Pi Xiu to turn around so he could see if there was any injury on his back.
Pi Xiu took the opportunity to lower his head and lean on the little thing's shoulder, smelling the fragrance emanating from his body. It's no wonder that human beings say it's gentle and heroic. In fact, it's not too troublesome to be cared about by little things.
Boss Pi was thinking wildly, but Wenxi pushed him away and sat up straight: "Don't do this kind of thing in the future, it doesn't matter if you don't get hurt this time. If you get hurt and something happens to the people in this store, no one will tell you. salary."
Pixiu choked, paused, and then said, "Got it. Anyway, the promise to Nezha has been completed, so I don't have to deal with him in the future."
"There's still one more month of overlord meals." Wenxi thought that Nezha would come to the store for another month, and since he was Teacher Pi Shaodi, he had to ask Ren Jiao to make some good dishes for the teacher. Make a good impression.
He thought about pushing Pixiu: "How can I say that he is also your son's teacher, then you can keep him for a while and let him study with the little broom and look at his homework."
Pi Xiu: "Aren't you tutoring Pi Jubao's homework? I think you are more reliable than Nezha."
"If I show him my homework again, I'll probably be so angry." Wenxi sighed and said intentionally, "You and I are not in a real relationship, and we will be reincarnated in autumn. Don't let the children continue to misunderstand .”
Pixiu immediately turned dark and didn't speak, Wenxi ignored him, and continued to say: "Since you didn't do those things, now go to the forum to clarify, I think they are saying that they won't vote for you, and they are going to Vote for True Monarch Erlang."
"What's the clarification?" Pi Xiu took a look at his phone, and immediately asked angrily, "What's so good about that three-eyed baby Yang Jian? Why do both of them like him?"
Why is it that I am so good at making money that no one loves me, the flowers bloom when I see flowers, and the ghosts are born.
"He's handsome, he's a civil servant, he's polite, he's good at advancing and retreating, who doesn't like it?" Wenxi said lazily with his face propped up, "It's fine if you don't have a black dog, and it's even more rewarding if you don't have a dog."
The old monster was even more unhappy when he heard it: "What? You like it too? I think I am handsome and can fight. Although I am not a civil servant, I am also a representative of the top ten outstanding business people in the demon world for hundreds of years. I am no worse than him Bar."
Wenxi: "At least they can drive, running on the ground with four wheels. If you can drive, there won't be so many troubles later today."
Pi Xiu choked, he was really bad at driving, and it wasn't that he hadn't learned it before, but he failed the old man's exam after learning the subject. The coach sat beside him and said a few more words, and he wanted to shut him up forever. To sum it up, there is road rage. For everyone's safety, Pixiu's driver's license died before he was born.
"What's so great about being able to drive." Pixiu snorted coldly.
Wenxi looked at him: "Then you also open one to see?"
Boss Pi reached out and grabbed him: "Why are you talking to me today? Are you still angry?"
Wenxi hid to the side: "I don't have anything to be angry about. Anyway, you didn't really go to the girl ticket. Besides, I'm just an ice pillow kid you took in. I don't have the face to take care of your business."
"That's it and you said you're not angry?" Pi Xiu laughed angrily, and stretched out his hand to call him over.
Wenxi stood still, looked at the time and said: "You deal with the post first, I think Wu Zu is coming soon, I have to go down and keep an eye on Jia Suzhen for you, so as to save time and use a sea bowl to hold soup and call You feel bad."
No matter what the old monster said after finishing speaking, he opened the bead curtain and floated downstairs. As soon as he showed his head from the bend of the stairs, Monkey Two hurried up to meet him and said, "The boss just went upstairs, he must not be that kind of person." People, it must be..."
"It's okay, I know who he is." Wenxi patted him on the shoulder and smiled slightly: "Everyone will do this, it's not his fault."
The missing battery was not what Pi Xiu wanted, and no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't be blamed.
Wenxi deliberately made his words confused, the monkey brain couldn't keep up with his thoughts, he thought it was the boss who really went out to mess around, and the boss wife wiped away tears to accompany him to sleep, the monkey's face was flushed for a while, feeling ashamed and angry .
Although Hou Er has been a soul in the online chat room Momo and WeChat for many years, he is still an innocent boy chicken at heart. It is the highest limit to change his hair and hair. How dare he imagine his boss's life in the tropical rainforest with real guns and live ammunition.
He stammered and said, "Then, don't be sad, I, I'm on your side."
Wenxi smiled, thinking that this little monkey was too soft-hearted, and after chatting for two days, he completely forgot about his previous complaint, and next time he had to ask Pixiu to buy him a voice changer.
It seems that the kind of male god voice with tight ass seems to be better for online dating.
Hou Da took the initiative to bring a cup of tea to the proprietress, using good tea from the bottom of Pi Xiu's box, and the aroma and smell were different from the usual ones. Wenxi took a look at it holding the teacup, and saw Monkey Three and Monkey Four also leaning over, and Monkey Five who helped Su An settle the score also looked at it.
"What are you looking at?" Su An took the book and tapped the monkey's head: "Calculate carefully, don't make a mistake."
Monkey Five withdrew his gaze and said in a low voice: "The boss is really dissatisfied. With such a good-looking one, he still misses the outside. Like a blind man, he can't tell what is good-looking and what is ugly."
Su An: "What do you care about the couple's affairs, just do your own thing well."
Monkey Three: "Brother Su, are you not worried at all? If the two of them fall out and get divorced, when the property is divided, maybe half of our restaurant will be dismantled and used as alimony. What if the boss has no money to lay off people?"
Su An was taken aback by what he said, and wanted to really share the money. Does the lady boss know the stolen money from the boss who robbed the bank last time? Is that money considered pre-marital property or community property?
The abacus fell into deep thought, and it was not until Wenxi stood in front of him and knocked on the table that he came back to his senses, and showed a professional smile to the proprietress: "Actually, I don't recommend you to get a divorce."
Wenxi: ...
This is all a mess, he is really still a 600-year-old virgin with the tail, don't give him a head-on marriage, okay?
"Stop watching forums, I don't have that kind of relationship with your boss."
At least not yet.
Wenxi added something in his heart, pointing to the yellow electric car at the door and said: "The battery inside was stolen, remember to buy one."
Su An responded, and Jia Suzhen rushed over and said to Wenxi, "Master, if you need to get the slave's place, you can just order it."
Wenxi couldn't laugh or cry: "Where is this singing?"
Jia Suzhen looked serious: "The female ghost teased and killed Ximen Qing."
It's true that evildoers will be killed by female ghosts.
Wenxi: ...
He wiped his face and said sincerely: "Actually, your boss and I are not in a husband and wife relationship at all. You are overthinking. Don't be led by the gossip on the forum. He and I are really innocent. We just acted for some reason. Just be intimate."
Su An was horrified when he heard this. Originally, he thought it was just a drama about old couples and young wives. He didn't expect the boss to be so good at playing, and he wanted to create a loving couple image for the sake of face.
It is really a distorted rich family love combined with current hotspots! It should be an airborne hot search!
Wenxi was about to explain again, when he heard a cold snort from above his head, Pi Xiu walked down with a dark face, the focus of the whole shop was on him, Jia Suzhen who was blocking Wenxi was pushed away by Pi Xiu.
"Go upstairs, I have something to tell you." Pixiu led Wenxi upstairs, then looked back at the diners eating and drinking in the shop as a warning, and revealed a message——
Eat yours and stay out of your own business.
It's impossible to meddle in nosy things, but posts still have to be posted.
"It cannot be said that the couple cuckold each other. Is it a moral decline or a social regression?"
Wenxi went upstairs with him, and the Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda was placed on the table again, with two sticks of incense stuck in front of it, lingering around.
"This is the incense used to cover up the cause and effect between it and Li Jing. Li Jing won't be able to find out where it is when it is lit." Pi Xiu led him to the front of the tower, "Go in and try it, and see if the soul feels comfortable. point."
Wenxi glanced at Pi Xiu, and felt that the temperature on his body was indeed not high, and he didn't look like he was angry and closed his small dark room, so he turned into a wisp of white smoke and entered the tower.
It was pitch black in the Linglong Pagoda, and Wenxi felt a little uncomfortable for a while, subconsciously called Pixiu, but only heard echoes. His heart skipped a beat, and suddenly he heard a sigh.
Pi Xiuxiu leaned down and asked Wenxi how he was feeling, and Wenxi caught a flower in front of him.
"There is something! There are people inside!" Wenxi was so frightened that his face turned pale, and the whole ghost hung on him, entangled the old monster with his hands and feet.
Pixiu frowned, hugged him and squatted down, insisted on a peaceful foreign policy, first knocked on the door of Linglong Tower, and then asked, "Who's inside?"
"Your mother." A voice came faintly.
Pi Xiu was taken aback for a moment, thinking that he was quite arrogant.