Chapter 45
Qiu Fu, who came down from Didi Dalong, returned to his hometown fat and cared by his parents, his whole black face was rounded. There is a chicken in the left hand and a duck in the right. There is a local product on the back, and there is a birdcage dangling on the buttocks, but the bird's beak is tied inside, so it can only flap twice.
He was striding on the way back to the restaurant, humming a song, thinking that he was finally back. Although he didn't have to do it himself to eat and drink at home, but once the rare animal protection period expired in the first two days, his parents changed their faces. Similarly, he was urged to get photorejuvenation to whiten his skin, and he was also asked to have plastic surgery to open the corners of his eyes.
The key point is not to talk back. Talking back means that when you grow up and have too many tails, you can't listen to what your parents say. Even the brothers and sisters took turns to do work for him, and asked him to debut as a star like them.
Qiu Fu is very obsessed with his own image, he can't find any suitable roles except for comedies. Although he looks ugly, he doesn't want to be a buffoon. This is the last stubbornness.
Qiu Fu, who was carrying a large bag and a small bag, just turned a corner, and seeing the restaurant in front of him, a group of people suddenly jumped out in front of him.
Li Jing led the heavenly soldiers and generals to block his way, staring at him and asked, "Qingqiu Hu Qiubu?"
"What are you doing? Check your ID card?" Qiu Fu said, shaking the chicken and duck in his hand: "Is the soul authentication okay? I have too many things in my hand and there is no place to put them."
Li Jing directly showed the photo of the pagoda on his mobile phone: "Have you seen this thing?"
Qiu Fu glanced: "Isn't this your Linglong Tower? Why is it still popular to show off that you have tricks that I don't?"
Li Jing's face darkened, and he stared at Qiu Fu and said, "I received a call saying that someone saw you holding the Linglong Tower."
Qiu Fu was stunned: "What about farting? I just came back from Qingqiu, and I still have the Didi Dalong invoice. Do you want to see it? Rumors must also follow the Basic Law!"
The heavenly soldiers and generals behind Li Jing stared at the vixen with solemn expressions and said, "If you ask me, tell me honestly, don't be glib."
"This is a photo someone sent me. You can see it yourself." Li Jing stretched out his hand to show Qiu Fu the photo on his phone, and the heavenly soldiers and generals behind him gradually surrounded Qiu Fu.
Qiu Fu took a closer look, and saw that he was standing in the corner of the photo, holding a Linglong Tower in his hand and looking at it. He couldn't help but smack his lips, this PS technology is really good, the acne pits on his face have been smoothed out, just like a marinated egg with its shell peeled off.
"You..." Qiu Fu looked at the phone, then at Li Jing and asked doubtfully, "Is it possible that you don't know what Photoshop is?"
Li Jing was angry: "You said I was cheated?"
"Otherwise? Or am I being deceived?" Qiu Fu shook the bird cage hanging on the bag: "I was holding this Guanguan in my hand, and it scolded me all the way. it."
Li Jing's face darkened again, and he said coldly, "Put down your bag and let us check it."
"It's all local products, what's the point of checking it?" Qiu Fu felt a little unhappy. He was also relying on his parents, brothers and sisters to walk sideways in Qingqiu. In this life, except for doing wrong things to dig coal, he was scolded by his parents. I didn't get angry with a few words.
Li Jing's glaring look made him very unhappy, and he remembered the fur dealer who scolded him for his messy hair and not pure dog.
Rabbits bite people when they are anxious, let alone foxes.
Li Tianwang, the heavenly soldier and general, could not do it, but someone could do it. Qiu Fu thought about putting the bag away, took a breath and started shouting: "Brother Pi! Brother Jiao! Someone cut me off!"
The sound was too loud, and the noisy sound system in the opposite square was turned off. The Twelve Golden Immortals were frozen in place, and the sound of the fox echoed in their minds, mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi.
Pixiu was just about to take a nap upstairs with the little thing in his arms, when he was revived by the sound, sat up and cursed.
Ren Jiao took off his apron, threw it away, and walked out with a bone machete in his hand. The monkeys who had been dozing in the lobby woke up, and followed Ren Jiao with a small bench and a feather duster.
Jia Suzhen looked left and right, and rushed behind with the rolling pin beside the table.
Pixiu jumped directly from the second floor wearing beach shorts. He didn't control his weight and fell directly. He stepped on the concrete floor to make a few cracks. Wenxi's feet hurt when he saw it upstairs.
Li Jing heard that looking back, the young and Dangerous boy from the demon world appeared on the stage, walking towards him aggressively.
The gaudy beach pants on the legs of the leading spirit guy leader didn't calm down the evil spirit all over his body, the yellow in his eyes flickered, and he issued a yellow card warning to Li Tianwang.
Seeing Pi Xiu approaching, Qiu Fu excitedly waved the chicken and duck in his hand, but before he could say a word, he was captured by the surrounding heavenly soldiers and generals.
Ren Jiaoba's face darkened, and the bone cutter in his hand stretched out until it felt like a human arm before stopping, and the air suddenly became humid. It is filled with the smell of the sea that everyone knows.
Pi Xiu raised his chin: "Why did Li Tianwang cut him off? Bullying our fox for being ugly?"
Qiu Fu: ...
Save people, save people, don't say too much, OK?
"It's just a routine inspection." Li Jing said coldly.
Qiu Fu yelled: "He slandered me for stealing his tower! He even used PS photos as perjury evidence! I said I didn't have one, and he was going to rummage through my bag! If I don't let him rummage through it, I'll call you guys!"
Li Jing said angrily: "This photo has not been edited!" He held up his mobile phone to show Pi Xiu that he did not wrong the shop assistant.
Pi Xiu who really stole the tower: ...
The old monster felt a little guilty in his heart, coughed and said: "He just came back from Qingqiu, how can he steal your tower? The time of committing the crime is not right."
Li Jing sneered: "Since you have a clear conscience, why don't you let me flip him over?"
bag? It is clear that there is a ghost in my heart! "
"Your mother is such an idiot!" Qiu Fu roared angrily, "My father and mother have never looked through my schoolbag. What kind of fart do you want to look through my things? Here you..."
Ren Jiao called Qiu Fu: "Stop scolding, be careful that you will be taken away for insulting public officials."
Pi Xiu glanced at Li Jing: "If you don't turn over, don't give up? What will you do if there is no Linglong Pagoda inside?"
Li Jing: "Nothing to do."
"That won't work. My younger brother has been slandered for no reason. I can't stand it." Pixiu's face gradually appeared scales, dark green scales glowing in the sun, his slender pupils shrank, and he said coldly: "Why not?" Let him go, or go through his bag, if there is no Linglong Tower in it, you all kneel down and apologize to him."
The old guys in the square stopped dancing, one or two lined up and hid aside to watch the excitement, and the brave ones even turned on the live broadcast on their mobile phones, facing the danger of being killed by the old monster to become a field reporter.
A few others bought melon seeds from Su An, kowtowed them with gusto, and said to the old man next to him: "Letting Li Jing kneel down is not killing him, he has the best face in his life, if the surname Pi is missed by him In the future, it’s not easy to say that the urban management vehicles will come every day to set up his night market stall.”
"It's as if the one surnamed Pi is afraid of him, how can the one surnamed Li win without Linglong Tower?"
Su An nodded while selling melon seeds, but she also hoped that the surnamed Li could wait a little longer, maybe she could earn a little more extra money from her melon seeds.
The people on both sides stared at each other, and no one was far away, and they didn't notice that the bushes in the corner lifted their skirts on their tiptoes, and approached the door step by step.
Li Jing refused to let him go, Pi Xiu said again: "It's fine if you don't kneel down, but you have to apologize."
"If it's a misunderstanding, I will naturally apologize, and there is no need for Old Ancestor Pi to remind you." Li Jing gave his subordinates a look: "Search!"
Qiu Fu struggled, but the bag on his shoulder was still taken off, and even the chickens and ducks in his hands were checked by the heavenly soldiers and generals, pinching their stomachs and squawking.
The huge backpack was opened, and stacks of masks were pulled out, as well as ampoules of various essences, creams, eye creams. The scene gradually became as quiet as death, and the eyes looking at Qiu Fu gradually became strange.
Even Pi Xiu wanted to ask if this meant that the purchasing agent was arrested by the customs on the spot?
All the cosmetics were taken out, and there was no sign of Linglong Tower, and there was no breath, Li Jing's face was completely dark now.
Angry, he pointed at these cosmetics and asked, "Are you smuggling cosmetics?"
Qiu Fu also went all out: "My father, mother, brother and sister gave it to me. What's wrong with vixen just like makeup? What's wrong with vixen's skin care? Don't you fucking know that vixen loves beauty!?"
Everyone stared at Qiu Fu's face, hesitating to speak.
Qiu Fu held his breath in his heart. In fact, he didn't like to put things on his face very much, but he couldn't stand the coercion and temptation of his parents, brothers and sisters, so he could only carry these things back, thinking that he would find Su An to sell the stolen goods on Taobao and sell them. The money is twenty-eight.
He vigorously broke free from the restraints of the person on his body and stared at Li Jing with a sneer: "If you want to talk about smuggling or not, why don't you just call my parents?"
Ren Jiao coughed: "Put the things back for him, after the search is over, let someone come back."
"Wait a minute, there is still a birdcage." Li Jing tore off the birdcage, stared at the beaked bird inside and said, "You used a trick to turn Linglong Pagoda into a bird, and you tied his mouth up on purpose, It's just to cover up that it can't make a sound!"
Qiu Fu choked, seeing that he was going to let go of his bird's beak, and kindly reminded him: "I suggest you better not do this."
"Guilty?" Li Jing sneered and tore off the bondage on the bird's beak.
A sharp bird cry pierced the sky: "I'll just rape the ugly fox of your eighth-generation ancestor, hang your bird father on the buttocks and fart. Dad is your vacuum cleaner who eats your stinky farts?"
The bird in the cage got its beak free, and the whole person was excited. It jumped up and down and cursed at Li Jing: "What kind of madness is here when something is missing? Your father is a bird, not a tower. Open your eyes to see the world, organic and inorganic. Unclear? Want me to teach you a lesson? If you are mentally handicapped, shake the birdcage again and you will die!"
Guan Guan, a specialty of Qingqiu, sounds like people arguing, and can ward off evil spirits because of bad mouth.
The most direct mouth odor, the simplest enjoyment.
Although Qiu Fu was scolded, he felt relieved, and grabbed his bag and put it on his back. Seeing this, Pi Xiu led the people closer, and smiled at Li Jing: "It seems that there is really no such thing as Linglong. tower."
Ren Jiao called Qiu Fu over, put the bone cutter on the ground, and asked coldly, "It's time for Li Tianwang to apologize."
The surnamed Li squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth in order to save face, but Qiu Fu didn't accept it after hearing it. He raised his head, carried the chicken, duck, and the bird that was still scolding, and walked away arrogantly.
After the battle, it was time for the two sides to retreat. Pixiu led Ma Zai back and walked back. After two steps, he suddenly realized something was wrong, and suddenly turned his head to stop Li Jing: "Who sent you the text message?"
Li Jing: "Anonymous number, how do I know who it is?"
After searching for a few days, they found nothing, only a little hope, and refused to let it go. Now that he heard the news of Youta, he came here because of his flattery, so he didn't even bother to investigate.
Pi Xiu's face darkened, and Wenxi was no longer seen by the window when he turned his head. He immediately rushed into the restaurant and shouted: "Ren Jiao go block the back door, monkeys guard the stairs!"
I fell into the trap of turning the tiger away from the mountain!
The grass monster who successfully passed the bead curtain in the restaurant tied Wenxi tightly with branches and threw it aside, pointing his fingers up and said, "Don't make noise, I won't hurt you."
Wenxi saw him looking around, towards Nezha's guest room.
go.
The door of the guest room was not closed tightly, and the Linglong Pagoda placed on the table was clearly visible through the crack of the door.
The grass monster was about to push the door, but the door opened by itself.
Nezha stood at the door and smiled at him. He rushed out with all his might and waved to him, "Hello."
Grass monster: ...
I'm not good! ! ! ! ! ! ! !