Chapter 49
Pi Xiu asked Wenxi to sit still on the bed, put on some clothes and got out of bed, walked up to Jin Shan, took a mirror and put it in his mouth.
"What are you doing?" Wenxi called him, and seeing the old monster shake the gold brick with teeth marks, he calmly said, "It's real gold!"
Wenxi: ...
Wenxi: "Aren't you afraid that it's poisonous? Would it kill you to bite you with your mouth open?"
Your mother will take a bite when she sees gold, and you don't know how she will die someday!
Pi Xiu threw the gold brick back: "Don't be afraid, I am invulnerable to all poisons, and no poison can overwhelm me."
Wenxi looked at him speechless, got out of bed and pulled on his slippers to go out for a glass of water, but when he opened the door, he was taken aback, looked at the emerald jade screen and rubbed his eyes vigorously.
Pixiu also paused after him, and now all the furniture he put into the Linglong Tower was in front of him, and nothing was missing. He glanced at it roughly, and it seemed that there was no bump at all.
"Is this Taotie coming?" Wenxi asked cautiously.
Pi Xiu frowned and didn't speak, when the bead curtain slammed, he turned his head and saw Qiu Fu who was smirking at him with two bags, he frowned and asked, "Did you dig the vegetable cellar last night? Why are your eyes so red?"
"Nothing." Qiu Fu smiled, opened the curtain and said, "Old Pi, I have prepared some gifts for you."
Pi Xiu was stunned for a moment, thinking that the golden mountain was made by this little fox brother?
It shouldn't be, his parents are afraid that he will be cheated outside and get less pocket money every time. Where did this silly fox get so much money?
Qiu Fu smiled at Wenxi who was by the door, and told Pi Xiu to come outside, waiting for the two of them to stand on the stairs, Qiu Fu said in a low voice, "I'll show you something good!"
Pi Xiu frowned and had a premonition that something was wrong. Seeing that he was about to pull off his clothes, he quickly pressed his hands and blurted out: "Good brother, a decent person, don't buy movies."
Qiu Fu:? ? ?
Pi Xiu looked back cautiously, saw that the little thing was standing by the screen and didn't pay attention to this side, looked at Qiu Fu with a sigh of relief, and said: "I don't do serious things all day, I do these things every day, and I will go to the public dinner sooner or later. !"
"What the hell?" Qiu Fu pushed him, "I'll just buy you some books so you can study."
Pixiu got angry: "What do you want to learn? What's so good about this kind of thing? You still need to learn about animal nature?"
Qiu Fu: "Even if you don't have natural instincts, do so many people fail? If you really want to know, you can still do this now? If you use the wrong method, no matter how natural you are, it's useless!"
The vixen looked at Pi with a look of contempt, even if courtship is natural, aren't you single now? Don't you still get scared like a dog when you hear reincarnation?
They are all bachelors, who is more noble than whom?
Pi Xiu thought about it carefully, and felt that what Qiu Fu said seemed to make sense. Just by the reaction of Duyang Qi, he knew that he was still a beginner. He could babble a few words, but in fact, he was shy and blushed when touched.
I have been concentrating on my career for so many years, I don't touch myself, and I don't have much experience, if I hurt him...
The old monster thought for a while, and then pressed Qiu Fu's shoulder: "Good man, you are safe, show me your goods."
Qiu Fu nodded, sure enough a child can be taught.
He carefully took out three books from his clothes and handed them to Pixiu. He lowered his voice and said, "This is just for beginners. You learn it first. I have follow-up tutorials."
Pi Xiu nodded, thinking it was a good job, and there was an upgrade tutorial.
He took the book and turned it over to inspect the goods and taste it, but he was dumbfounded when he saw the title.
What is how to pursue a lover? What is the Trilogy of Chasing People?
My pants are all off, you show me this?
Pi Xiu gritted his teeth and asked, "Just show me this? That's all?"
"Then what else do you want to watch?" Qiu Fu looked at him suspiciously, and after two seconds, he suddenly realized, his eyes widened and he looked at the surname Pi: "If you don't catch up with your mother, you will force the overlord to attack you?"
Pi Xiu couldn't bring himself to raise it in one breath: "What do you mean by the overlord forcing himself to bow?"
"Otherwise what is it?" Qiu Fu asked back.
Pi Xiu lowered his voice and said, "I have the same account with him. I am the head of the household. His relationship with the head of the household is a Taoist couple. I am legal with him!"
"I don't have any emotional foundation at all, isn't it just marriage first and then love? How come you have to go through love before you do it!" Qiu Fu was heartbroken, never thought that his brother would be such a jerk.
Pi Xiu: ...
Pixiu: "There is a saying, I like him a lot."
Qiu Fu was even more distressed: "Is that what you call liking? You are just greedy for his body, you are lowly!"
Wenxi checked the Yupingfeng once, and after confirming that there was nothing wrong with it, he saw the old monster rushing in with a dark face, clutching a few books.
"What's the matter?" Wenxi stretched out his head to take a look, and saw that Qiu Fu also rushed downstairs and stomped the stairs loudly, so he couldn't help laughing and asked, "Did you quarrel with Qiu Fu?"
"He provoked unilaterally, and I am not angry."
Pixiu threw a few books into the trash can, sat on the sofa for a while and didn't see Wenxi coming over to coax him, so he completely pulled his face and asked, "Why don't you come over?"
Wenxi was busy checking the Hetian jade lamp in his hand, and said casually: "Didn't you say that you are not angry? If you are not angry, what would I do in the past?"
Pixiu held his breath in his heart and said for a long time, "I'm actually angry."
"Then you calm down now, and I don't have to go there." Wenxi put down the lamp in his hand, turned to look at him and asked, "If these things were brought back by Taotie, the gold in the bedroom should also
He sent it. "
Wenxi was puzzled: "Why did he send the money here? Compensation for your mental damage?"
Pixiu sneered: "He took so many treasures from me, and now he sends some gold. It's not because the wool came from the sheep. After all, it's all my money!"
He tautao said, transferring one person's property to another's chest, in fact, never produces money, just the porter of money, a fool who catches a wool and cuts a leek!
The surname Pi cursed and called Su An and the monkey up to move the furniture, and by the way, the hill of gold was also removed.
Su An was hesitant to say anything, since the currency is no longer gold and silver, where did the boss get so much money? And how can he exchange all these golds?
There is also the previous year number on it, which doesn't seem like a decent person can get it.
He was terrified, he was terrified that what was waiting for him in the bank would be shackles.
The last time he pretended to be a farmer to save his life's cash savings, he had used up all his life's acting skills. What reason would he have to use to drive a truckload of gold this time?
Schrödinger's ancestor had dreamed about it for a while last time, this time Su An didn't dare to bother anymore, he couldn't find a way out of his mind, and finally asked: "Boss, what should I do with the gold?"
Pixiu thought for a while: "Go and sell a third of it, and bury the rest in the yard."
Wen Xi laughed at him, and followed Su An downstairs to see how the gold should be buried, leaving Pi Xiu upstairs alone.
Pixiu waited for the little thing to leave, then went to pick up the book thrown into the trash can and put it on the table.
The old monster didn't rush to open the book, but stood in the middle of the room and made a magic formula, his black pupils turned yellow in the blink of an eye.
He looked into the distance outside the window, and it took him a long time to close his eyes and let go to withdraw his demon power.
He left his demon power imprint on the treasures that were put into the Linglong Tower, just to prevent anyone from tampering with them. After being taken away by Taotie, he originally thought to wait two days, wait for Taotie to settle down before searching, find his lair directly, and capture him in one fell swoop when he was off guard.
Unexpectedly, this wicked thing suddenly had a heart, and it was sent back intact within a day.
The original plan failed, Pi Xiu scratched his hair irritably, and took out another gold ingot from his pocket. But Tao Ti acted too carefully, there was no monster power on the gold, and there was nowhere to chase.
Pi Xiu sighed and sat back on the sofa, feeling a little uneasy when he thought of the Jade Buddha that Tao Ti was holding in his arms.
Could it be that he and his two brothers have the same taste, and it's not too late to have a ghost affair?
The words Tao Ti, Jade Buddha, Yazi, Wenxi, and Linglong Pagoda are entangled together, and no one can figure out a clear clue. Pi Xiu scratched his hair and felt that he forgot something again, but after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure it out, so he simply didn't think about it anymore.
He took the book on the table and tore it apart three times, and decided to study it reluctantly. After all, the little thing is about to reincarnate, and the money can keep the ghost but not the heart.
No matter what he said, he was also a respectable person, he wanted both ghosts and hearts!