Chapter 68
After Qiu Fu solved the problem, he moved his two paralyzed legs and came out of the toilet. Every step he took was differently sour. At this moment, he suddenly realized the feeling of stepping on the tip of a knife every step he took after the little mermaid's fish tail turned into a human leg.
When he opened the door, he found that Ren Jiao was still there, and his heart trembled.
If you shit, I won't leave either. Maybe this is the real good brother.
"Brother Jiao, I'm done, let's go."
As soon as Qiu Fu finished speaking, he saw Ren Jiao turning around, holding a fat baby in his arms.
The fat baby has a fishtail body and a red tail that smacks Ren Jiao's stomach, his mouth is sealed, and he looks unhappy.
Qiu Fu: ...
Qiu Fu: "Do you fish give birth as fast as shit?"
Ren Jiao: ...
Ren Jiao: "Did you get cerebral palsy from your smell?"
Qiu Fu raised his hand and slapped himself, making sure that he was not dazzled, then walked over and poked the little chubby fish fry's face, the fleshy face was pulverized.
"How did this come about?" Qiu Fu asked.
Ren Jiao raised his chin towards the bushes: "I just picked it up from the bushes."
Qiu Fu glanced back and said with emotion: "What kind of parents are these? Throw the child by the toilet and don't want it. Do you have any conscience?"
Ren Jiao felt that the child might not have been thrown away, he weighed it up: "Let's go back first, it's too hot outside."
As soon as the two of them brought the chubby fry into the B\u0026B, everyone's eyes locked on them, especially Pi Xiu, whose eyes were fixed on Ren Jiao and the fat doll in his hand like X-rays.
Pi Jubao looked at him, then at the child in his arms, and finally at Qiu Fu who was refreshed, and fell silent with a dark face.
Wenxi hesitated to speak, but Nezha sneered and said, "The baby is born very quickly, and the goods will be unloaded in ten minutes."
Pi Xiu looked at Qiu Fu and asked, "What did you do just now?"
Qiu Fu was puzzled: "Shit."
Pixiu pointed at the fish fry that slapped its tail frantically: "Did you poop a baby? You're so talented, Qiu Fu."
Ren Jiao: ...
"It was picked up by the toilet!" Qiu Fu shouted.
Pi Xiu slapped the table: "What a fart, why didn't you say it was a bird flying in its mouth? In this barren mountain and wild place, who throws a child in the toilet? And throws a fish cub, look like I picked it up by the toilet ?”
Qiu Fu paused, and the ears on his head popped out of anger, he shook the ears and took Yu Zizi out of Ren Jiao's arms, and compared it with his own face.
The vixen was furious: "Look clearly, he looks like this, I look like this, can I give birth to such a beautiful cub?"
The hall suddenly fell silent.
Qiu Fu: "Stop talking, I know you're speechless."
Monkey 2: "No, brother, we are thinking of how to comfort you."
Since it wasn't Qiu Fusheng's, Pi Xiu cast his eyes on Ren Jiao again, staring at him with the condemnation of his father-in-law: "Is it really picked up by the toilet?"
Ren Jiao: "Just like your wife, she fell from the sky."
He sat down leaning on the broom, and with a wave of his hand, a large shell filled with water appeared on the table. The little fish didn't know how long it had been on land, and felt a little dry when touching its tail.
Ren Jiao put the little fish cub into the shell, but he didn't release the seal on his mouth.
Pi Jubao stared at the little fish in the shell with his face in his hands, without saying a word.
Wenxi looked at the red and gold-rimmed fish tail in the water, and couldn't help but ask, "What kind of fish is this? Its tail is so red."
Pi Xiu looked at the little fish cub's arms that were as fat as lotus root joints, and boldly deduced: "It should be a fat-headed fish if it is so fat."
As soon as the words fell, the red tail twitched and poured a handful of water on Pi Xiu.
Pixiu stretched out his hand to block it, looked at the sealed mouth of the fat-headed fish cub and said, "The curse on the mouth is broken."
"Untie him and spit bubbles." Ren Jiao pinched his tail to warn: "Untie it for you, talk well, don't spit bubbles."
He snapped his fingers, and the little fish spewed a series of bubbles of saliva at him.
The little broom turned his left hand into a prototype, and with a wave in front of Ren Jiao, all the bubbles were instantly punctured, and there was not a single one left.
Ren Jiao touched the little broom's head, looked at the little fish and asked, "Who are you? What are you doing on the shore with such a small shark?"
The fat-headed fish cub twitched its tail violently: "I am the Shark King, I can go wherever I want!"
Pi Xiu was stunned: "Does the mermaid have a pocket version now? Is it the same principle as the Dutch pig?"
Wenxi looked at the little fat man who looked like a doll in New Year's pictures, couldn't help laughing, and handed him a grape: "You are the Shark King, why did you come ashore?"
The little fat man grabbed his hand and stared at the shark beads on it: "Why don't you wear shark beads, villain!"
He opened his mouth to bite, but Pi Xiu pressed the little fat man's head and pulled Wenxi's hand out.
"Isn't it a fish? How come it's like a dog?" Pi Xiu shook his hand by the back of his neck, "Why do you say that people wearing shark beads are bad guys? Have you seen other people wearing shark beads?"
The little merman twisted and shouted: "Where did you imprison the mermen? Let them go quickly! Otherwise, I will be angry!"
Pi Xiu was overjoyed, thinking that he would be angry when he heard someone threaten me for the first time in his life for thousands of years.
He threw the little mermaid into Ren Jiao's arms: "They are all fish, you can ask."
Ren Jiao picked up the little mermaid and pinched the tip of his tail to threaten: "I ask you to answer, no
If you obey me, I will grab a fish scale from you. "
The little shark stared at him and threatened: "How dare you?"
Ren Jiao pinched one of his fish scales and tugged: "Look at me, dare I."
The little mermaid was honest, Ren Jiao put him back into the shell, added some water and asked, "You little mermaid, how did you escape from the holy land?"
"I ran out while they were not paying attention." Xiao Yuren said honestly.
Ren Jiao stretched out his hand and flicked his tail: "Lie, you said that you are the Shark King and you are still a cub, how could it be possible for you to escape so easily."
"They all think I'm young, and they don't treat me as the boss at all!" Xiao Yuren glared at him: "I ran out while they were discussing things!"
Ren Jiao raised his eyebrows: "Run out as soon as you run out, why are you going ashore when you have nothing to do?"
The little merman's lips moved, hesitantly said: "They all said that the former merman emperor was powerful, I'm going to find him..."
Ren Jiao paused in his heart, and his expression remained unchanged: "The previous Shark Emperor? Didn't the last Shark Emperor get old? You should go to the burial ground to find it, instead of coming to land."
"Who says he's old! He's fine! He just went ashore! I heard from those sisters that he is the best-looking and most powerful shark! His tail is three meters long! It can smash rocks when you pull it up, even if it is a mermaid. Even the dragons in the East China Sea can't stop his tail! He can live ten thousand years! He will never grow old!"
Pi Xiu sneered: "If you live 10,000 years, wouldn't you be a bastard?"
Wenxi glanced at him, thinking that the age of the old monster is not far from Lao Wangba.
Old Wang Barenjiao hastily coughed twice: "Actually, he's not that good either."
"You fart! He is the best in the world with me!" The little shark shook his red tail, and his mood suddenly fell down: "But I can't find him here with the king-seeking beads."
The little mermaid who had never traveled far before came ashore in order to chase the stars, piercing the clouds and breaking the waves. He finally found this place, but suddenly he lost the guidance of the demonic energy, and even the demonic power was exhausted and he changed back to his original form. He sat in the grass and wiped his tears, and followed Fans who were cheated out of money by scalpers were just as miserable.
Wenxi heard the little shark suck his nose, two tears squeezed out of his eyes, turned into white crystal shark beads in the air, fell into the shell, and hit the water surface with a clear sound.
"When he finds me, he will arrest you bad guys."
Ren Jiao took out a piece of paper to wipe his nose, and said calmly, "The Shark King is not allowed to cry."
"But I can't help it." The little shark said with a sob.
Nezha stroked his chin and looked at the sobbing little shark, squatting down and asked, "Are all the little sharks in your clan as cute as you?"
The little shark was taken aback for a moment, blinked his eyes and suddenly blushed, hugged his tail and said, "They...they are also pretty, but I am the prettiest."
"You are the shark king, of course you are the prettiest." Nezha patted his head, "Why do you say that those who wear shark beads are bad guys?"
The little shark frowned: "The sharks were tricked away by the bad guys. They forced the sharks to cry and asked their tears to turn into shark pearls."
"So you want to find the former Shark King to come back and save them, right?" Nezha coaxed with a gentle voice, took out candy from his pocket and put it in the little Shark's hand: "Don't cry."
The little shark held the candy and lowered his eyes and said, "If I'm powerful enough, I don't have to bother him. But I'm too small..."
"You are young, but the other mermaids are not young, why not let them come?" Ren Jiao asked coldly.
The little shark murmured, "They dare not. Every time I tell them to come out to look for him, they always say that they have done something wrong to the king, and they have no face to look for him."
Ren Jiao was silent for a while, gradually clenched his fist on his lap.
The little broom stared at his expression, slowly took his hand, squeezed it and said, "Don't, don't be sad."
"It's okay." Ren Jiao held his hand instead, staring at the little shark and said, "I will send you back to the sea tonight."
The little shark frowned: "No, no other monsters can enter the shark's place!"
Pi Jubao explained: "He's not other, other monsters, he's a mermaid."
The little merman was stunned for a moment, then looked at Ren Jiao and blinked: "Liar, merman never leave scars!"
"I'm not lying!" The little broom patted Ren Jiao's hand, "He is, the Shark Emperor!"
Ren Jiao coughed, looked at the little shark and said sincerely, "That's right, I'm the one you're looking for."
Little Shark: ...
He stared at Ren Jiao and blinked. Tears had accumulated in his eyes, and he said hoarsely, "I don't believe it unless you show me your tail!"
Ren Jiao coughed lightly, stood up and floated in the air, a white light flashed, and a black-tailed merman appeared in the air.
The little shark couldn't believe it, and asked with a sob: "You, why is your tail black..."
Ren Jiao paused: "I did tanning some time ago, and I overdid it."