Chapter 78
Pi Xiu hurriedly went downstairs, first asked Ren Jiao to pile up all the shark pearls in the backyard, then asked Monkey One Two Three Four Five to go out to buy red silk from the spider spirit, and personally called Queen Mother Xi to ask her to order flat peach wine.
Qiu Fu sat on the side eating melon seeds and said: "Nowadays Western-style weddings are popular, Brother Pi, just the kind that combines Chinese and Western styles. There are more than a dozen tables below, and the master of ceremonies on the top will cry to the bride and groom. If you don't finish crying, you won't be given chopsticks. "
He spat out the melon seeds: "I went home a while ago and my cousin got married like this. After crying, I grabbed and ate all the peanuts in front of me and she was still crying."
When Pi Xiu heard this, he thought for a while: "Western-style weddings are fine, as well as Chinese-style weddings. Children only make choices, and I want all of them."
He tossed and tossed downstairs and called up Su An, who was finally lying on the bed. He transferred overtime pay first, and then said: "The wedding, the more grand the better, the money can be spent, and there must be a meeting." .We are not short of money, you understand?"
Su An, one head and two big, wanted to stuff the hot overtime pay back into the arms of the boss, but the rationality of making money prevailed.
He said patiently, "Boss, I will come up with two plans for you to see later."
Pi Xiu nodded in satisfaction, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, then it's up to you."
Su An looked at Pi Xiu's elated back, pulled the corners of her mouth with a helpless smile, and could only comfort herself, planning a wedding for Pai Xiu, this is an opportunity that no one else can ask for.
It's good news.
After many days, Xiaosanlu from the restaurant went on the road again, and went straight to Zhen Yuanzi's orchard.
The ginseng fruit was almost ripe, and the two little boys almost vomited after eating the fruit every day at home during the summer vacation. They pulled the ginseng dryad's clothes and asked for takeaway.
Zhen Yuanzi slapped each other, saying that if you can't finish the food at home, don't even think about buying outside.
When Pixiu rode over on three rounds, the little boy saw him as if he was a hero of the world. The blue three rounds were no longer three rounds, but colorful auspicious clouds.
Pi Xiu nodded at Zhen Yuanzi: "I went out some time ago, and I happened to come here today to bring back the ginseng fruit."
"I thought you weren't coming." Zhen Yuanzi smiled politely, and led him in to load all the remaining ginseng fruits into the car. Pi Xiu's tricycle still couldn't fit, so he used two plastic bags to carry it full and hung it on the left and right handles, and then cleared the warehouse for Zhen Yuanzi.
Zhen Yuanzi sent Pi Xiu to the door, and saw him take out a brocade bag from his pocket.
Pi Xiu threw the brocade bag to Zhen Yuanzi, raised his chin and said, "Look, are these enough?"
Zhen Yuanzi pulled the rope and looked, the contents inside made him stunned, and he quickly reacted and said: "There are too many. Although these fruits are expensive, they are not to this extent."
Pixiu shook his head: "And thank you for the reward for telling me how to shape the body. I don't want to owe people anything, but thank you this time."
"You can know it even if you look up the books, you don't have to."
Zhen Yuanzi still wanted to evade, but Pi Xiu said forcefully, "Hold on, I'm getting married soon, remember to come over and have a wedding wine when the time comes to support me."
Zhen Yuanzi was taken aback, and saw Pi Xiu riding away on his bicycle.
With a bang on the accelerator, I was in a high mood of 800 yards.
Today he is happy and happy to spend money.
It was a rare grand event in thousands of years, even Tiandao woke up for a moment, and hit the surname Pi with two thunders to celebrate.
But the price of being overly happy was that Pixiu's body temperature was too high when he returned to the restaurant. After searching for a long time, Wenxi still couldn't find him, so he suddenly got angry and asked, "Where's the person?"
Pi Jubao, who was on a happy summer vacation, immediately raised his head and said, "I bought a car for you! I went with Su An."
When Pi Xiu heard that he was buying something for himself, he immediately became less angry, and said lightly: "That's good, by the way, you don't do your homework? Why are you still distracted and do your homework seriously? I heard, wait for Nezha to come back." I'll let him examine you."
As soon as Nezha entered the door, he heard that Pixiu was on vacation and asked him to correct his homework. He raised his hand and threw a piece of lotus root over: "I'm not an employee in your store, please don't oppress me, thank you."
Pi Xiu then weighed the lotus root, put it aside and said, "Drink lotus root soup tonight."
"The vegetable money is included in my rent." Nezha said and put the lotus that he had just picked into a vase, and picked the two most tender ones from the remaining lotus pods and put them on the broom table.
Seeing that there were mud spots on his clothes, Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why did you suddenly go back to your fish pond villa?"
Nezha clicked his tongue: "It's been a long time since I went back to have a look. I caught two fish by the way. Come with me in two days. There are too many lotus roots under the lotus pond. I can't dig them all by myself."
Pi Xiu frowned: "Isn't it just a matter of magic?"
"Who is too bored to invent the spell of digging lotus roots? Isn't that nonsense?" Nezha clicked his tongue: "If any life expert invents this spell, I thank his eight generations of ancestors."
Pi Xiu clicked his tongue and helped Nezha carry the lotus root and fish to the backyard.
As soon as he opened the door and raised his head, Nezha felt that his eyes were white and dazzling.
He squinted his eyes and saw that the shark beads that had become a mountain pile were randomly piled on the ground. Monkey 2 and Monkey 5 were squatting on the ground, using shark beads as marbles to bounce back and forth, which made Nezha feel complicated.
But Pixiu acted as if he didn't see it, first went to the kitchen to put things away, then took off his shirt and took a ladle of cold water to pour on himself.
Ren Jiao leaned against the door, clicked his cigarette, and said, "Wenxi is not here, who will show his flesh?"
Pixiu threw his clothes aside, raised his hand and cast a barrier and said, "No, I just have something to do."
He took the keel out of his pocket and put it on the stone pier in the yard. The radiant bone carried the tide of the ocean
Angry, the Third Prince couldn't help frowning and asked, "Where did you find this thing?"
Pi Xiu: "Donghai."
Ren Jiao knelt down and stared at the keel for a while, then asked: "Old True Dragon's bones were distributed to his son, where did you slip through the net?"
He looked at Pi Xiu, suddenly felt blessed, and felt that he had realized something.
It is known that the sons of the old true dragon are all freaks, and Pixiu is a freak who does not have a complete digestive function and is stingy and greedy for money, so it can be deduced that——
Pixiu is the son of the old true dragon.
Ren Jiao took a deep breath, and heard Pi Xiu say impatiently, "Why are you asking so many questions?"
The bone was given to him by Tao Ti, but he can't let Nezha know about the meeting between him and Tao Ti for the time being, otherwise he could get into a fight because of the Linglong Tower.
Pi Xiu's cover-up, in Ren Jiao's view, is an explanation.
He collected himself and said sincerely: "It's okay, Brother Pi, no matter whose son you are or where the bones come from, I will always stand by your side."
Pixiu: "What's the mess? Where's the powder machine and the wall breaking machine? Take them out, one crushes the shark beads, and the other crushes the ginseng fruit for me."
Nezha raised his chin towards the keel on the ground and asked, "What about this thing?"
"I'll come in person." Pixiu pinched the keel and looked again, trying to exert force, but there was no response except that his fingers hurt.
Nezha squatted beside him and watched: "Any reaction?"
Pixiu shook his head, handed the keel to Nezha, and asked him to try it.
The five monkeys stopped playing marbles and leaned over to watch.
Several elders squatted on the ground poking their buttocks and watched for a long while. The keel was turned around in their hands without any cracks. Pi Xiu put the keel on the ground with a click, and pulled out a sledgehammer Come.
Pixiu told them all to back off, and after moving his shoulders twice with the hammer, he swung the sledgehammer and leaned back. The one who swung the sledgehammer seemed more artistic than the discus thrower.
The old monster took a deep breath and smashed the sledgehammer hard on the stone pier.
"boom--"
Nezha stretched out his head to see, good guy, the bones are fine, not to mention the hammer cracked into several pieces, even the stone pier below was smashed.
He pulled out his pointed gun and pushed Pixiu away: "Let me do this kind of sabotage work, please let a professional do it."
The professional third prince flew in the air for a while on the Hot Wheels, and after confirming the aim, he swooped down with the gun. The moment the gun tip stabbed, the whole backyard was shaken for a long time before stopping.
Qiu Fu hid aside and waited to calm down, then asked tremblingly, "Is he still alive? Has the third prince been strung together by his own gun?"
"The prince is fine." Nezha coughed and pulled his gun out of the ground, patted his clothes, knelt down and found that this bone was that bone, and lay quietly on the ground, mocking——
You bastards, you can't even open a crack.
Ren Jiao carefully squeezed that bone and sighed: "As expected of an old real dragon, it's just hard."
Pi Xiu stared at the bone with a grim expression, he had already scolded the idiot Tao Ti bloody in his heart, it's a good thing to give the keel, but can you stop being so hard?
It can't be broken by knocking, let alone ground into powder.
Pi Xiu took a few breaths, thinking of Tao's title was also a good intention, and finally suppressed his anger.
Nezha thought for a while, then turned his head and asked, "Pi, you can go to Yang Jian to borrow his three-pointed knife, and see if you can chop it into pieces."
Pi Xiu nodded, and was about to put away the keel and take it away, when Hou Er held his hand and said, "Brother Pi, we can't make the hard ones, so you can borrow them first, and our brothers will grind them for you first." Grind, see if you can succeed."
"Can you do it?" Pixiu frowned.
Hou Eryi patted his chest: "It's okay, I'm unreliable and my elder brother is here."
Pi Xiu thought that a dead horse would be a living horse doctor, so he nodded, and rushed to the Supervision Office on his electric scooter without the windshield quilt.
Nezha watched Hou Er put the bones on the ground, and stood with his arms crossed to observe their movements.
When the monkey pulled out his welding mask, he didn't panic.
When the monkey took out the welding torch, he didn't lose his mind.
But when the monkeys held their masks up to their faces and pointed their torches up the keel, Nezha panicked.
He pressed Hou Er's hand: "What are you doing?"
If you want to take it, you can take out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel. What kind of skill is it to take out a welding torch?
Monkey Two looked at him with a puzzled face: "Hyperthermia."
The third prince, who knew nothing about electric welding technology, let go of his hand slowly, and then the fire tree and silver blossoms in front of his eyes, and the stars were shining brightly.
Pi Xiu, who was waiting for the traffic light, suddenly shivered, feeling that something bad had happened.
Erlangshen was using his working hours to catch fish and walk the dog, and took Xiaotiangou to buy some summer clothes when he came back, and happened to meet Pixiu who was riding an electric donkey at the gate of the Supervision Office.
Xiao Tianquan frowned, sniffed and said, "It smells like a fishy sea."
"The nose is good." Pi Xiu got out of the car and walked to Yang Jian, coughed and said, "Yang Erlang, I'm asking you to borrow some things."
Yang Jian said with a cold face: "I don't want to borrow a dog. The black dog I borrowed from you last time came back and cried all the time, saying that I was dirty. What did you do to him?"
Pixiu was taken aback: "Did you do anything to him?"
It's just letting him pee, how to say it is like pulling it to force breeding.
"All in all, dogs don't borrow.
"Yang Jian clenched Xiaotiangou's hand.
Pixiu clicked his tongue: "Who asked you to borrow a dog, I came to ask you to borrow your three-pointed double-edged knife."
"No borrowing!" Before Yang Jian could speak, Xiao Tiangou opened his mouth first: "How can he borrow his natal artifact casually?"
Yang Jian patted him on the back, looked at Pi Xiu and asked, "What are you borrowing that for?"
The voices of the three chatting were not low, and the monsters coming and going at the gate of the Supervision Office couldn't help slowing down, pricking up their ears to hear what big news this Old Ancestor Pi was about to make.
After all, it's a top class with a green hat, a pole dancer, and Hai Zhen slaughtering one after another, so it's not too much to be concerned about by a bit of a paparazzi.
Pi Xiu cleared his throat: "I just want to use your three-pointed knife to smash something."
"Smash something?" Yang Jian frowned: "Isn't Nezha with you? His fire-pointed gun is useless?"
Pi Xiu shook his head.
Zhenjun Erlang frowned even tighter, and he asked, "What exactly are you trying to smash?"
Pixiu paused, and said truthfully: "The keel of an old true dragon."
People walking on the side of the road stopped.
Xiao Tiangou laughed and said: "Old Zhenlong's bones are in the hands of his sons, where did you get the bones? Could it be his teeth or stones?"
Pi Xiu said with a cold face, "It's the bones."
Xiaotiangou was even happier: "Then you are the tenth son of Old Zhenlong!"
As soon as the voice fell, the whole street became quiet.
Although, it's not impossible, anyway, the sons of the old true dragon are getting more and more freaks, and Duopixiu doesn't have many freaks. What if it is really the kind of old real dragon, and the old man secretly left some bones for this son?
Everyone had different thoughts, but they all took out their mobile phones in unison.
"The grievances and grievances of the wealthy family, it cannot be said that it is his son——"
"At first, I thought it was not a personal hardworking party, but after a long time, I was still a hard worker."
"818 Old True Dragon Legacy, is the score really average?"
"Anyone talk to the son of the old real dragon? Is there any melon to eat?"
After Pixiu was taken as a father without knowing it, he was taken as a son again. But he doesn't know anything now, and he is still trying to persuade Yang Jian to take him with a three-pointed two-edged gun.
In fact, it doesn't matter if people don't go, the main thing is to go and get your mind.
Yang Jian glanced at the time, thinking that it was almost time to get off work, so it didn't matter if he left first.
He coughed lightly and said, "Last time Xiaotian said that the fish in your place is delicious..."
Pi Xiu: "All right, all right, I'll make dinner tonight."
The little e-donkey couldn't fit three people, so Pi Xiu put away the electric car, got on Yang Jian's Mercedes-Benz and went back to the restaurant. Before he could stand on the ground with his legs, he heard a bad news.
Housi crawled out, held up the welding mask and said, "Boss, boss, something is wrong!"
Pi Xiu's body shook, his eyes widened: "What's going on!"
If your grandma's keel is broken, he will have to pluck out the hairs of these monkeys to make a monkey brush for Wenxi.
Monkey Four trembled, Qiqi Ai said: "Second brother, he used electric welding to weld the keel to the floor tiles!"
Pi Xiu's eyes turned black, what is electric welding? What is welding floor tiles?
Why don't you say that you hit a pig and the pig hit a tree? This is a restaurant, not some Lanxiang technician!
Xiao Tiangou asked curiously: "What are you doing with electric welding and welding keel bones? Are you connecting bones?"
The monsters who pretended to be passing by the entrance of the restaurant but were actually inquiring about the news were stunned.
You big monsters are different. Others find a doctor for bone grafting, and you find electric welding for bone grafting. You are worthy of steel and iron bones!
Yang Jian patted Pi Xiu on the shoulder: "Let's go in and talk about it, maybe the problem is not as serious as you think."
Pixiu took a deep breath, with a black face, he felt that his body temperature was a little high, he walked in while talking on the phone angrily, and answered the phone after two beeps.
Wenxi came from inside with a laughing voice: "What's the matter? I'll be home right away."
"It's nothing, just asking when you'll be back. I'm a little hot." Pixiu looked at the keel welded to the ground, and tried to lift it up, but failed.
His temperature rose a little bit.
"I still have a few things to buy, I'll be right back." Wenxi urged the people next to him a few times, and comforted Pixiu, "I'm here soon, bear with me, sit in the air-conditioned room for a while, Don't get angry over things that don't deserve it."
Pi Xiu responded, and Wenxi coaxed him to calm down.
"Which genius came up with this idea?" Pixiu rubbed his temples: "Go out by yourself."
Monkey Two took two steps forward, raised his head and saluted: "Yeah, sir!"
"Don't fart!" Pixiu was angry: "What do you think, use electric welding? Why don't you want to use a road roller to press it!"
Monkey Two faltered: "I'm not thinking, what if hyperthermia can melt it?"
That's what Taishang Laojun thought when he locked you in the alchemy furnace.
What if it burns?
As a result, I burned a pair of golden eyes and saved money to buy color contact lenses.
Pixiu stared at the bones on the ground for a while, thinking that the monkeys wouldn't have been smelted at high temperature for a long time to remove impurities, right?
Yang Jian patted him on the shoulder: "It's a real keel, let me try it."
Nezha stood aside and kindly reminded: "Yang Erlang, be careful, this toy
It's very hard, can you do it? "
Yang Jian glanced at him and said softly, "A man can't say no."
Desperately, there is no such word in Erlang's life. This man surnamed Yang always has a strong desire to win in strange places. From his ability to split mountains with a rusty broken ax and send Xiaotiangou a dog You can see it when you learn the violin.
The three-pointed knife was held in his hand, and he slashed at the keel with a momentum that opened up the world. It immediately collapsed the mountain and killed the strong man, and the keel looked fine.
Yang Jian's face completely sank.
His hand holding the three-pointed knife suddenly tightened, and then he hit a series of bo at an inhuman speed, but the operation was as fierce as a tiger, and the output was 0.5 at first glance.
The keel was still there alone, beautiful and unscathed.
You cut me or don't cut me, I'm here without pain or itching.
Hou San felt bored, squatted down beside him and poked the keel, then knocked it with the fire stick in his hand and complained: "This is so strange, why can't it be broken...?"
As soon as the sound of broken characters came out, the keel under the firestick shattered in response, and it really didn't save any face for the three big monsters present.
The audience was silent, all watching the bone knocking MVP Hou San.
Monkey Three looked at his stick, then at his hand, and explained tremblingly: "I can explain it scientifically. It should be that you used too much force to reach the critical value before, so I made up for the last point." .”
Both Nezha and Yang Jian looked at the unattractive firestick with inquisitive faces.
The heavenly eyes on Erlang-jun's forehead opened for a moment, but then closed quickly. He sat on the side and retracted his three-pointed gun, looked at Pi Xiu pretending not to care and asked, "How long is the meal?"
Even the most indifferent man would feel embarrassed.
Pi Xiu coughed, "Hurry up, hurry up."
After the keel is crushed, it is mixed with shark bead powder. While Hou Da was making fruit puree with his life fruit, Queen Mother Xi came late with a jar of flat peach wine.
Cellared for thousands of years, puree of the year.
Just a little bit will give you a peach-flavored wife.
Pi Xiu was moved and said that Queen Mother Xi could stay for dinner.
The white jade jar containing Wenxi's bones was taken out, and after all the broken bones inside were poured out, everyone was dumbfounded.
Monkey Two swallowed his saliva and asked, "I said Brother Pi, this is even more difficult to put together than a thousand-piece all-white puzzle."
With a big wave of his hand, Pixiu indicated that his wife's bones had to be put together by himself, but after only two minutes passed, Pixiu stood up and took out his mobile phone to call Nuwa.
While waiting for the call to connect, he explained: "This kind of thing should be left to a professional."
Nuwa created humans, so many monsters grew up listening to this story, and many monsters wanted to become a big monster like Nuwa, but there were very few monsters who could see her do it herself.
After all, no other monsters are very good at this unique intangible cultural heritage craft.
All the onlookers watched Nuwa put Wenxi's bones into human form bit by bit, and took Wenxi's photo to model with a computer. They sighed while shooting vlogs. This is the real folk craftsman.
After finishing her work, Nuwa hooked her finger towards Nezha: "Come here, little Nezha."
Nezha raised his eyebrows: "What are you doing?"
"Your samadhi real fire is here to roast the soles of your feet, it seems a bit dry." Nu Wa looked around the human figure just created, snapped her fingers, and the hair of the physical body grew a little longer.
Nuwa: "Pi Xiu, come and see, is this hair the right length?"
Pi Xiu coughed, "Just look at it."
Nüwa: "That won't work, you are Party A, and it can only be done if you are satisfied."
Pi Xiu looked at it and thought it could be longer, after all, he likes the little thing's long hair very much.
After the final adjustment, Nuwa stretched out her hand to touch the brows of the flesh body: "I will give you five hundred years of cultivation as a gift for your wedding."
Pixiu smiled, and gave a rare hand to Nuwa: "Thank you."
"No thanks, you are an auspicious beast, bringing wealth to mortals, you can also be regarded as contributing to the luck of the world, I also want to thank you." Nuwa smiled, and was about to leave after packing up.
Pixiu sent her to the door and sent her a wedding invitation. Before he could finish his farewell words, he heard Dada's hooves.
When he looked back, he saw Wen Xi and Su An dreaming back three hundred years, leading him back with four horses.
Pixiu looked at the four horses, the goods pulled by the horses, and Wenxi's little muddy face. It reminds me of the horse manure brought by the four horses and the high-grade food and grass that I need to eat every day...
Ah, how he wished this was a beautiful mistake, this is not belonging to someone, but just a passerby.