Extra. Vaccine team building
In the backyard of the restaurant, Pi Zhaocai squatted on the tree and yelled at the tree below, while Pi Xiu stood below and looked at the crumbling tree, shouting to his son with a dark face: "Come down in two minutes, I promise not to beat him. you."
Pi Zhaocai was unmoved, and even turned around and released gas at his father, causing Pi Xiu to take two steps back, feeling that the whole world had changed.
Carrying a broom, Hou Er walked into the backyard from the front hall. He fell on his back because of the smell from the wind. He took a step back and shouted, "Oh my God, Brother Pi's sewer has been blown up?"
Pixiu stared at the fat cat's butt on the tree with a dark face and said angrily, "No, Pi Zhaocai is farting. Come and help him catch him. Today, I have to take him for a second triple injection."
Hou Er immediately threw the broom and started calling him brother. One Pixiu and five monkeys joined hands and formed a circle under the tree, looking up at the big white fat cat on the tree.
Pixiu: "Come down, or I'll tell your dad that you stole food last night."
Pi Zhaocai meowed, unmoved.
Hou Er shouted: "If you don't come down, I will tell your brother that you broke the three brooms in the backyard, and then tell your father that you took the two missing chickens and let Brother Qiu stew them."
Pi Zhaocai: …
Pixiu: …
Pixiu: "Did you forget that I'm his dad too? Now that I know, you can shut up."
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Pi Zhaocai stood on the tree with an angry meow, raised his head and screamed, and was about to run with his legs. Pi Xiu frowned and let out a loud roar. He also changed his prototype. He directly grabbed the back of Pi Lucky's neck with a four-legged tree and took the child down.
But Pixiu overestimated the unbearable weight of the tree's life, and the two father and son stepped on the tree directly, making a loud bang.
Wen Xi ran into the backyard and looked at the prototype of Pi Xiu shaking his son, and said with relief, "I'll get the collar, you press him first."
Pi Xiu responded, and put on two layers of collars and a traction rope before releasing it. He went upstairs and changed back into a human shape to get dressed, and heard Wen Xi ask, "Pi Zhaocai wants to be vaccinated. You are not human, should you fight one too?"
Pi Xiu frowned, and realized that Wen Xi wasn't scolding him, so he said, "What am I fighting, I'm so old, is it useful for me to fight?"
"Didn't you say that there is a vaccine for adult monsters?" Wen Xi showed Pi Xiu his phone: "Let's go together, and get one when the time comes."
Pixiu listened with a smile: "I am invulnerable to all poisons, and I have nothing to fight. If I really want to fight, other people in the store should fight. Even if they are arrogant and vindictive, they can't escape..."
He was suddenly silent. After a while, Boss Pi said, "It's really time to get vaccinated. Today, we will close the store for a long time and take them to get vaccinated."
Wen Xi choked: "Why did you say that all of a sudden?"
"The group of people doing health inspections are coming again. They were fined last year. I won't let them get another penny from me this year!"
Pi Xiu left a rhetoric and began to notify the guys to get injections one by one. Not one or two of the migrant workers in the restaurant could escape. Even Guan Guan and Suzaku were notified to prepare for poultry vaccines. Cao Cao was gloating at the misfortune. There is no escape.
In the end, the whole store was able to escape, but it was Pi Shaodi, who had already organized injections at the school, and Su An, who had become a good abacus.
Su An pushed his glasses against his colleague's plaintive eyes: "Don't look at me like that, after all, I'm neither a beast nor a person, I'm just a thing."
Qiu Fu raised his hand on the side: "If you don't understand, ask, the money for the vaccine is reimbursed by the boss, right?"
Pi Xiu froze suddenly, Ren Jiao immediately said when he saw his expression was wrong, "Don't do it at this time. Only when the health and safety of the guys are guaranteed, can everyone be better at work!"
"I didn't say no reimbursement, don't give me a stingy hat yet." Pixiu waved his hand with a dark face: "Reimbursement will be reimbursed, hurry up and go to the hospital now, and it will be open for business later."
In order for everyone to set off together, Pi Xiu led the people without driving. When everyone landed in the hospital safely, Hou Er rubbed his face stiffened by the wind, lamenting how the stronger the wind, the more his heart swayed.
Pi Xiu walked in the forefront with Pi Zhaocai, who was still struggling and refused the injection. The nurses who had been notified that Pi Ancestor was coming were already in full force. When he saw Pi Xiu in sight, he walked straight to the front.
Wen Xi quickly took out Pi Zhaocai's injection certificate and said, "I had one injection in the triple joint before, and I will make up the second injection today."
The nurse took a closer look at the photo on the certificate, compared the little white cat on it with the big white fat cat in front of her, and couldn't help but ask, "Is this really a cat?"
Pi Zhaocai let out a dissatisfied meow, but then Pi Xiu held his head down.
Pixiu: "It's a cat, he got fat after staying at his grandma's house for a month."
The nurse choked and subconsciously wanted to ask who was the commander, but with professionalism, she held back.
She carefully compared Pi Zhaocai's face again, and after confirming that it was the same kitten, she nodded: "Leave it to us first, we'll take him for an injection."
Wen Xi was a little worried: "Can we go with you?"
"It's okay." The nurse looked at the monsters behind Pi Xiu's body: "Are these all for vaccinations?"
Pixiu nodded: "Whether it's a vaccine or a physical examination, we can print a health certificate here, right?"
Qiu Fu turned pale when he heard it, and asked in a broken voice, "Why do you still need a medical examination?"
As soon as the physical examination takes off his shoes and measures his height, wouldn't the height-increasing insoles of three centimeters be worn? That's
The secret weapon he prepared to look no shorter than his two older brothers.
"What's the matter?" Ren Jiao looked at him: "I'm not even a deep-sea fish worried about checking parasites, what are you a terrestrial four-legged fox afraid of?"
Hou Er stammered and said to his eldest brother, "Brother, I have no lice and no skin diseases. Can I skip a physical examination?"
Monkey: "No, thank you."
Wen Xi looked at Pi Xiu: "They all have physical examinations, should you also have a physical examination? I will accompany you there. Pi Zhaocai will let the nurses take a look first."
The nurse tried to take the fat cat from Pixiu but failed. She touched the big fat cat's belly and couldn't help frowning and asked, "Why is this belly so bulging, is it something indigestible?"
Pi Xiu was stunned: "I shouldn't, I'm always watching what it eats."
Several nurses pushed the bed over, the nurse asked Pixiu to put Pi Zhaocai on the bed, stretched out his back legs, saw the fluffy cat bell, and reached out and touched his belly, rushed to Pixiu. Said: "If the stomach is hard, it is better to have a B-ultrasound."
"Let's do it, let's do it." Pi Xiu remembered how Pi Zhaocai was lying on the ground hiccupping when he went downstairs this morning, and couldn't help frowning: "Let's put it on my account, right now?"
Nurse: "It's okay, let's push it to check first. You go for a checkup first, and when you're done, just take the form and pay it."
The son and the old man split up and were taken by the nurse for a physical examination. Hou Er stood there holding the spoon covering his eyes and said wildly: "Believe it or not, I can see the direction of the opening through the spoon."
The monkey slapped: "Take a good physical examination, don't make any mistakes."
Pi Xiu stood five meters away with a black face, and said coldly in the direction of E's opening. He felt that checking his eyesight was completely unnecessary for him, but only physical examination and no vaccination was Wen Xi's last step backward. Pi Xiu was at home and The principle of everything is prosperous and accepted the requirements of the medical examination.
But Pi Xiu didn't move his legs when he put on the scale, because there are two columns for weight and height, one human figure and one prototype. Pi Xiu's human figure walks up 1.9 meters, and the weight is normal. It is this animal shape. He was a little reluctant to change.
Pixiu: "What's there to call it, I don't."
The big monsters are a little temperamental, and the nurses think it's normal, only Wen Xi can see what the old monster is thinking at a glance, he leans over and lowers his voice and asks, "Are you unwilling to go up because you are afraid that your title will be broken? "
Pixiu glanced at him and said nothing.
Wen Xi couldn't help but smile: "I don't know what you're thinking yet. Don't say Pi Zhaocai is fat in the future. It's not that the family doesn't enter the house. The weight difference between the two fathers and sons is not much different, so Pi Shaodi is thin and follows me."
"It's up to you to put gold on your face." Pi Xiu said with a frown, and led Wen Xi to do the next project. After almost half an hour, it finally came to the last part of the blood draw.
When he got to the blood collection room, Ren Jiao happened to be there, and he said while tugging the sleeves of his clothes: "Although I am a deep-sea merman, I swear with my tail that I don't have parasites on my body, this blood doesn't need to be drawn at all, if those parasites To be able to enter my body is simply..."
The nurse couldn't help interrupting him: "Beautiful man, it doesn't hurt at all, don't be afraid."
Ren Jiao: "I'm not afraid, who said I was."
"Aren't you afraid of what you're talking about? You're not bullying." Pi Xiu couldn't help piercing him, and rolled up his sleeves and sat on the chair: "Master, don't be afraid, just come."
The nurse immediately tied her hands with rubber bands to find a needle in the blood vessel, but she didn't expect the old monster's thick skin to bend the needle's tip without breaking the skin. At this time, the nurse decisively took special measures and removed a special needle tube. The tip of the needle was as thick as a nail, and it flickered under the light, causing Pi Xiu's face to sink.
Pixiu: …
Nurse: "Don't worry, it doesn't hurt."
Pixiu: "Really? Would you dare to look me in the eyes?"
The nurse didn't push her hard, so she pressed Pixiu's hand and said that the ancestor was offended, and directly stabbed the needle into it to draw blood. Wen Xi couldn't help turning his head, Ren Jiao was glad for the first time that his skin was not as thick as Pi Xiu.
Afterwards, Wen Xi sat on the chair and helped Pixiu press the pinhole with a cotton swab, looking at the old monster with his head down, distressed and funny, he leaned over and kissed his face: "Okay, draw some blood, it doesn't hurt. ."
"That kind of needle definitely doesn't hurt. Is this a needle? My dear, it's a nail." Pi Xiu sighed.
Wen Xi smiled and kissed him again: "It's okay, I'll comfort you."
Pixiu snorted, stretched out his arms and hugged Wenxi, burying it on his neck and kissing him, calming down after smelling the aroma of the little thing.
It's outrageous, his Pi Ziwei was nailed in the hospital, it's outrageous.
Before Pi Xiu could ask for something from Wen Xi, he heard the sound of the wheels rolling. As soon as he turned his head, he saw Pi Zhaocai, his precious son, who was sitting on the bed, his belly shaved to reveal his three-layer Michelin tire belly.
The nurse pushed the bed over and said, "It's fine after the ultrasound is done. It doesn't look like he has eaten something bad or is puffy. He is really strong."
Pixiu: …
Wenxi: …
Pi Zhaocai was very unhappy when his stomach was shaved. On the way back from the hospital, he was tired of Pi Xiu and refused to get off. No matter how Hou Er tried to coax his good nephew to let his uncle look at his stomach, he would not move. He was very depressed. .
Even the meat at night only ate two bites, then lay on the side and didn't move. Seeing this, Wenxi hugged him and touched him all night, and even Pixiu used Bawang to bathe him at night, guaranteeing that his hair would grow immediately tomorrow, which made the silly son smile.
But when the sun rose the next day, Pi Zhaocai's belly was the same as before, no grass grew.
It wasn't until Wenxi found a red apron from the closet for the child to put on, and then he walked out of the room with his legs and received attention from everyone wearing his red apron.
The guests looked at the big mandarin duck playing in the water on the cat's stomach, and couldn't help but took out their mobile phones to take pictures and post--
"It can't be said that the boudoir secret device is exposed, it's hot and fragrant!"
Tomorrow is the last episode. The content is fragmentary, and it will be written clearly on the chapter name. If you mind, you don't have to buy it. The content is probably a little bit about the great sage, and then my sister and my husband will mention it later.
Thank you for the rewarding babies, thank you for your support, boo boo (●′З｀●)