Black Widow (14)
"Miss Xiaozi, it is precisely because today is the Dragon Boat Festival that I..." The salesman deliberately avoided his wife's question and showed an unprecedented shyness in front of Hei Xiaozi.
Kuro Xiaozi was not polite and sat directly on the stone bench, looking at the side dishes on the table and smiling at the salesman. "In this case, why are you still standing there?"
When the salesman heard this, he was overjoyed. He sat close to Kuro Xiaozi, picked up the wine flask and filled two empty glasses. He raised his glass and said with a smile, "I'd like to give a toast to Miss Xiaozi."
"Don't drink."
"Why?" The salesman was a little puzzled when he saw Kuro Xiaozi not moving the glass, but looking at him with a smile. "Did I do something to make Miss Shinoko annoying?"
"That's not true, it's just..." Kuro Xiaozi deliberately left the words unfinished to arouse the shopkeeper's curiosity.
When the salesman heard this, he quickly asked: "Just what?"
"It's just that during the Dragon Boat Festival, if you leave your wife to accompany me, it's inevitable that your wife will be lonely. If she resents me, what should I do?" Hei Xiaozi looked at the salesman with a sad look.
"Don't worry, Miss Xiaozi. My wife is not the woman you think. She is gentle and virtuous. When she heard that I was going out to meet friends, she specially made these side dishes. You see, even this dress was sewn by my own hands. Made." The salesman seemed to have already thought of his lines, but he didn't know that his answer was extremely stupid.
Kuro Xiaozi couldn't help but cursed 'stupid woman' in her heart, and lamented that the river clam spirit allowed her husband to meet other women. What was the reason for this? But then I thought about it, and there were still a lot of things wrong. I thought that the river clam spirit had been wary of him for a long time. If the salesman came out today, would the river clam spirit not know about it? Looking at the side dishes on the table, Hei Xiaozi was really worried, fearing that the river clam spirit had played some tricks on the side dishes. After thinking about it, he came up with a plan.
Hei Xiaozi picked up the chopsticks, took a bite of the food from the plate in front of him, and brought it to the shopkeeper's mouth. He smiled charmingly and said, "I see how tired you are. Come on, have a bite of the food."
When the salesman heard this, he smiled, opened his mouth, and chewed the food. He didn't feel anything in his mouth, but he felt itchy. He couldn't help but put his hand on Kuroshiozi's waist. Kuro Xiaozi didn't hide, twisted his waist, and said with a smile: "It's okay to just eat vegetables without drinking." After saying that, he raised his glass and put a glass of wine into the peddler's belly.
After a sip of wine, the salesman's face turned rosy and he became more courageous. He hugged Hei Xiaozi, leaned his mouth on Hei Xiaozi's face, and said frivolously: "Miss Xiaozi, I..."
"Well..." Kuroshinoko smiled and patted the salesman's face with his hand. "You've just had a bite of food and a glass of wine, and you want to..." After saying that, he picked up all the side dishes with his chopsticks, and put the dishes into the waiter's mouth one by one. The salesman tested the poison on himself. However, the salesman showed no signs of poisoning, which made Kuroshiko relieved.
The two were chatting while eating vegetables, sometimes frivolously, sometimes ambiguously, like a pair of lovers. At this moment, the salesman's wife came and stood four or five meters away from Wuliting, looking at her husband and his wife. Hei Xiaozi was flirting, feeling very sad, and shouted coldly: "Mr.
"Mother." The salesman's hand was still on Kuroshiozi's waist. Naturally, he was very panicked. He couldn't take it off, nor could he continue to hug him. After struggling in his heart, he walked towards his wife and said reproachfully: "If you don't have a good rest at home, what are you doing here?"
"You, you are such an idiot. Your wife knows that you are in love with me, how can you still sit at home?" Hei Xiaozi laughed, and she smiled very happily. She loved to expose these people who were fake.
He Cun Jing looked at her husband, then at Hei Xiaozi, without losing her temper, and said to her husband gently: "My lord, today is the festival and you have gathered with your friends. Let's go home."
"This..." The salesman was reluctant. He was like an alcoholic who had only half-drunk. Seeing that his wife had already bumped into him, he had to show off his manliness and pretended to be angry: "I said I would go back in the evening, and you come here now. What does that mean?"
"Ms. sir..." He Bangjing looked aggrieved. What could she do? She has committed herself to her husband, but now her husband wants to hook up with another woman. Do she still want to turn a blind eye?
Hei Xiaozi originally planned to tease the clam spirit, but she didn't want the clam spirit to look so pitiful. After looking at the deserted Wuliting, she had no need to pretend, and coldly advised the river clam spirit: "You should know better now. What’s wrong with my husband? Do you still want to continue to be stubborn?”
"Don't even think about hurting my husband!" River Clam Spirit knew that Hei Xiaozi was going to do harm to the salesman, so he protected the salesman behind him.
Kuro Xiaozi laughed, looked at the salesman and said seductively: "Am I harming you?"
Come to think of it, this guy is also a fool. He just thought that this was a jealousy among women. He was so proud that he thought too highly of himself. Instead of being vigilant, he pushed the river clam away and reprimanded: "Madam, I'm sorry. How can Miss Xiaozi harm me? I think you are jealous and want to break off the friendship between Miss Xiaozi and me."
"Ms. sir..." He Clam Jing looked worried.
Hei Xiaozi took two steps forward and wanted to go down the steps of the pavilion. After taking just one step, he twisted his foot and made an ouch. The salesman saw him and hurriedly stepped forward to help him. This scene seemed familiar and reminded Hei Xiaozi of himself. Husband, but she knew that this guy was not even one ten thousandth as good as Hu Xiaoyao, so she became even more disgusted. She just acted coquettishly on the surface: "My foot is sprained."
"Let me take a look for you." The salesman squatted down, took off Hei Xiaozi's shoes, held the thin foot in his hands, and kneaded it, not taking his wife seriously at all.
The river oyster's tears flowed out. She couldn't express her heartache. She couldn't say it. The painful look made Hei Xiaozi feel sad. After thinking about it, she felt that she had played enough, so she took advantage of the salesman not paying attention. Spit out spider silk and tied up the salesman. Even the salesman is an idiot. How can any mortal be so capable?
He was so strong that he hurriedly screamed: "Monster...monster..."
"Haha... you know it's too late now." Hei Xiaozi smiled and swung hard, hanging the salesman on the pavilion of Wuliting.
The salesman was a useless thing. After knowing that Kuroshinoko was a goblin, he hurriedly asked for help from his defenseless wife: "Madam, save me!"
"Let go of my husband." There were still tears on River Clam Spirit's face, but she couldn't just sit back and ignore her husband being killed by Spider Spirit.
Kuroshioko smiled, pointed at the salesman's wife and said to him: "Your wife is also a monster."
"I don't believe it, you lied to me, how could my wife be a monster!" The salesman was wrapped in spider silk, and only his legs were jumping. He wanted to escape, but he couldn't get off.
Hei Xiaozi slowly walked towards the River Clam Spirit and whispered in the River Clam Spirit's ear: "Do you want to let him know that you are also a monster?"