Chapter 16

Chapter 16

"Well, that's not true..."

Hei Muguang laughed twice and said sheepishly: "He and Xiaoli are busy digging their graves. It is said that the entire grave, including the inscription, is filled with an ominous atmosphere...

Damn, didn't you also attend their funerals? We arranged them with great care and grandeur, and spent a lot of money. Even if we don't use them now, we will save them for later...

Ahem, I didn’t say anything just now, you didn’t hear anything! "

Chapter 19 Whoever goes to cultivate immortality is a dog!

"Phew, finally clean."

Hei Yang moved his wrist and looked at the tomb that was razed to the ground in front of him. His whole body felt refreshed and he felt that the mountain pressing on his chest had finally been removed.

"The eyesore is finally gone!"

Hongli stretched out and pushed up her clothes: "Each of you go back to your home and find your own mother."

"go back?"

Hei Yang snorted softly: "I calculated with my fingers that the house must be filled with all kinds of relatives and friends at this time. If I go back now, I will definitely be caught asking questions."

"Well……"

Thinking of that scene, Hongli couldn't help but shiver, with a funny expression on her face: "That makes sense, then where can we go?"

"Hmm, a certain restaurant?"

Hei Yang asked tentatively.

"No, the place has been renamed some kind of Xianlai Tavern, announcing the end of my youth."

Hong Li snorted softly: "Besides, our seat was also occupied by that weasel, which is really unlucky!"

"Then tell me where to go and be lazy."

Hei Yang spread his hands: "You can't just sit on this grave, right?"

"Hey, hey, hey, pay attention to your words. What is a tomb? Whose tomb is it?"

Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes and pointed to the side: "Isn't this just an ordinary open space? It has never been used as a tomb, remember!"

"Indeed, I made a slip of the tongue!"

Hei Yang nodded seriously, but he couldn't help but think of the inscription on the tomb, and couldn't help but say: "Well, they want to bury us together."

"Hmm? Then what?"

Hong Li suddenly turned her head and stared at Hei Yang with squinted eyes: "What do you want to express?"

"Well, it's just...just like they said..."

Hei Yang pointed at Hongli, then at himself, and said suspiciously: "The two of us really look like what they said, do we have such a good relationship?

They all regard us as a couple. "

"How do I know that kind of thing?"

Hong Li said impatiently: "I've never been in love, how could I know what's going on? It's inexplicable!"

"Well, that makes sense."

Hei Yang nodded and stopped discussing this topic: "Having said that, the so-called immortal leader is fake, doesn't it mean that the option of becoming a disciple is gone?

After going around in a circle, I feel like I'm back to where I started, with no progress at all. "

"It's gone if it's gone."

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "We didn't want to practice seriously anyway, we were planning to let the spiritual chicken go.

Now, isn't this situation just what we want? We don't need to be forced to practice. "

"That's right..."

Hei Yang sighed: "But if we fail to embark on the path of cultivation, wouldn't we really have to be mortals for the rest of our lives, and we will lie in a coffin before we have time to enjoy the beauty of life..."

"Ah, that's right, just like ordinary people."

Hongli looked at the sky and murmured: "Just an ordinary childhood, an ordinary growth, an ordinary knot... ah...

In short, it is just the life of an ordinary person. If you think about it carefully, there is nothing wrong with it, right? "

"you are lying."

Hei Yang revealed ruthlessly: "That's not what you think at all."

"Hey, why don't you be so sharp!"

Hongli said angrily: "You act like you know me very well, which is really annoying. How come you can tell at a glance that I'm lying? Don't I want to lose face?"

"There's nothing you can do about it, you're so familiar, you can hardly hide anything in front of me, it's like you're not wearing any clothes..."

"Hey! Can you stop saying such things?"

Hongli took a breath: "At least you should treat me as a girl once in a while. That kind of thing is very impolite!"

"Sorry, after so many years, it has formed an instinctive memory of the body, just like subconsciously shrinking one's hands after being scalded by hot water..."

"Don't add so many strange things to your instincts. When did you quietly carry out human evolution?"

"Isn't it the same for you?"

Hei Yang smiled contemptuously and turned to Hongli: "If I tell you a lie now, do you dare to say that you can't tell it right away?"

"That, that's different!"

"What's different?"

"Your lying skills are so bad that everyone can see it!"

"Ah, yes, yes, you continue to quibble, I'm listening."

"Who is making excuses? I said it's different, it's just different!"

"Hey, you are starting to be unreasonable, aren't you? A large-scale double standard scene?"

"What the hell..."

Hongli gritted her teeth: "You guys want to fight, right?"

"Bang, it's just red glass, you can destroy it with a snap of your fingers."

"Grass! (a plant)"

Hong Li took a deep breath, calmed down, and looked at Hei Yang: "Hey, if you don't embark on the path of cultivation, will you stay in Five Color City forever?"

"ah?"

Heiyang answered casually: "Of course, it's so dangerous outside. If I can, I don't even want to go out of the house. What's wrong?"

"Nothing."

Hongli nodded: "That is to say, I can watch you slowly die of old age and appreciate your desperate expression as you step towards death step by step.

Hmph, don't say you are not afraid of death. Don't think I don't know. Although I don't know the reason, you are actually most afraid of death!

If you think about it this way, when you die of old age, there will be someone who is more afraid. I suddenly feel a lot more relaxed."

"You...if you can't talk, don't talk!"

Heiyang's forehead veins popped: "How do you know that you will definitely live longer than me?

What if you die of old age first, then I will go to your grave and dance square dance!"

"What is square dance?"

"A mysterious ritual that needs to be performed when you get old."

"Riddler, get out of the Five Colors City!"

Hongli snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "A mere Heiyang wants to live longer than me, you are really overestimating yourself!"

"Hey, where do you get your inexplicable confidence from? Do you have someone in the underworld?"

"I think you are quite the underworld!"

"Hehe, same here."

"You are still not convinced?"

Hongli raised her eyebrows: "Do you want to compete?"

"Who lives longer?"

"Uh-huh, do you dare!"

"Hehe, am I afraid of you?"

Heiyang sneered: "You should know what kind of person you are challenging, don't cry if you lose!"

"Good guy, if you lose, I will cry in the coffin, right?"

"Uh, that makes sense."

Heiyang suddenly reacted: "Then what's the point of this competition? The loser will just escape punishment!"

"The loser, the loser will be punished by being danced on the grave, okay!"

"No, no, there's no sense of winning this way. After all, you're already buried in the ground, and you can't come back to life and yell at me."

"You're talking a lot of excuses."

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang suspiciously: "I say, you're not scared and don't dare to compete, are you?"

"Provoking me?"

Hei Yang's eyes widened: "Good fellow, I'll take it. Okay, let's compete, why would I be afraid of you?"

"Is it settled?"

"It's settled!"

The boy and the girl put their hands together and shouted in unison: "Good brothers, let's go together, whoever goes to cultivate is a dog!"

"Miss, Miss!"

The servants of the Hong family ran over , out of breath: "Old, the master, he is looking for you!"

"Ah?"

Hong Li's hand was still holding Hei Yang's. When she saw someone coming, she subconsciously took it back as if she had been electrocuted: "Why, what's wrong, don't they know I'm digging graves?"

"No, that's not it!"

The servant slowed down and said a shocking news: "Young Master Hong Butian, your cousin, is the one who is about to go to the Five Elements Sect. Suddenly, he suddenly lost all his martial arts and became a useless person!"

"Ah, what does that have to do with me, wait..."

Hong Li's expression froze: "Could it be..."

"Yes!"

The servant said excitedly: "Young Master will definitely not be able to go, and besides Young Master, you are the most talented young generation of our Hong family, and you also have the experience of exposing the demon.

So the elders in the family decided to give this opportunity to join the immortal sect to you, young lady!

Hehe, young lady, are you very happy and excited? I was also shocked when I heard the news! "

"Ah this, ah this, ah this..."

Hongli was stunned: "I was also shocked, this, this is unreasonable!"

"Good guy, I'm just so surprised."

Heiyang's expression was extremely wonderful. He looked at Hongli, then at the servant, and couldn't help laughing: "By the way, it was this person who suddenly broke in when we were talking last time.

Tsk tsk, your superb face-slapping skills, this is just the right time to slap in the face.

Well, how should I put it, I think talents like you should have a proper name!"

"Fuck! (dirty words)"

Hongli suddenly came back to her senses: "Still talking nonsense there, Heiyang, find a way to save me!"