Chapter 50
"Oh, it's bigger than my house, shouldn't it be surprising?"
Hei Yang looked up at the two tall and spacious black doors, as well as the several-meter-high stone beast statues standing beside the doors. Three big words suddenly appeared in his mind: Domineering power leaking out!
Zhang San and Li Si followed Hei Yang and stepped into Hei's house.
"Well... it is indeed the Heijia of the royal capital. There are guards standing guard on both sides of the gate. Is this... huh?"
Hei Yang was about to make a blind boast with his eyes closed, but when he opened his eyes, he saw a group of people surrounding the door, looking at him with bright eyes.
Standing at the front was a middle-aged man who looked more than ten years older than Heiyang's father.
It's relatively normal here, but the composition of the team behind him is a bit complicated.
There are the least number of young men and women, maybe three or four, and more are the elderly and children?
A dozen old people and dozens of children.
Among the children, the oldest one, Hei Yang, was estimated to be no more than twelve years old.
The youngest one is still being held by the adults.
The old people had kind faces, the children had curious faces, and the middle-aged man at the front smiled and extended his hand to greet them.
“Sure enough, the sequelae are still a bit serious, and I even have hallucinations.
I actually saw the scene of everyone dragging their families to welcome me. Do you think it’s ridiculous or not? "
Hei Yang chuckled, looked around at the confused Zhang San and Li Si, and scratched his head: "What's wrong with you, isn't it funny?"
"Ah, this... young master..."
Zhang San's voice trembled: "Is there a possibility..."
"possible……"
Li Si answered: "Maybe, what is in front of me is not an illusion?"
"Absolutely impossible?"
Hei Yang decisively denied it, joking. It is important for people to be self-aware. Even if he has some talent, he will not let the people of the Hei family greet him in this way.
"Could it be..."
Hei Yang looked suspicious: "Have you all seen it?"
"Um!"
Zhang San and Li Si nodded with difficulty.
"It shouldn't be..."
Hei Yang frowned and pondered: "Could it be some kind of illusion or something? Is there any test that needs to be passed to enter the house..."
"Master, we are finally waiting for you!"
The middle-aged man held Hei Yang's hand, with uncontrollable excitement on his face: "The Qi refining period is actually the Qi refining period. With your leadership, my family, the Hei family has hope for revival!"
"Wait, what is this..."
Before Hei Yang could finish his words, he was interrupted by everyone in unison: "Greetings to the head of the family!"
The words "meet the master of the house" were spoken in different voices by both men and women, old and young, but they were indeed very neat, as if they had been rehearsed countless times.
"..."
A light bulb popped up on Hei Yang's head, as if he suddenly realized something. He turned to Zhang San and Li Si and shouted urgently: "Quickly go!"
"Bang bang!"
The two doors were slammed shut by the "guards".
"boom!"
The stone beast at the door shattered suddenly, and a group of people jumped out, each holding a thick chain, and "click, click, click" the locks were hung on the door, tightly wrapped around them.
"broken!"
Hei Yang's heart clicked, and he immediately understood that this was a conspiracy that had been planned against him for a long time.
Suddenly, anger arose in his heart, and evil grew in his courage. Hei Yang jumped in front of the door and kicked the giant door open, causing all the chains to break.
"Haha, you want to trap me now, so foolish... huh?"
The smile on Hei Yang's face froze, and he felt his arms were a little heavy. He slowly turned his head to look, and his pupils suddenly shook.
I saw that the middle-aged man who shook hands with him just now still held his hand, and did not let go when Hei Yang jumped, and even extended his other hand!
"ah!"
The handsome boy screamed.
"Uncle, what are you doing? Let go, let go!"
Hei Yang shook his arms at an evil speed, even leaving an afterimage: "If you touch me again, be careful, I won't be polite!"
But no matter how hard Hei Yang shook his arms, the man wouldn't let go: "Sure enough, I have known for a long time that the gate is unreliable and I need to take action personally.
However, although you have great supernatural powers and great power.
But my whole body has been coated with special adhesive glue. Unless the glue is dissolved with the corresponding liquid, if you want to get rid of me, you have to tear off my skin! "
"Ah, what a suicide warrior."
Heiyang's pupils continued to tremble: "I'm warning you, let go, or I will really do it!"
"snort!"
The middle-aged man snorted: "Everyone act according to the plan!"
"!"
Hei Yang was shocked: "You still have a plan?!"
Under Hei Yang's horrified eyes, the group of little kids rushed up to him and hugged him tightly.
"Uncle Heiyang, don't leave!"
"Uncle Heiyang, don't abandon us!"
"Uncle Heiyang, wuwuwu..."
When one child starts crying, all the children cry in an instant, and the children actually have that kind of broken mucus on their bodies!
"You, what the hell...what kind of self-destruction family???"
The panic on Heiyang's face could no longer be suppressed, and he dragged the body covered with children with difficulty to move out of the door.
On one side is the "child's cry", which is as famous as the "banshee cry", constantly causing continuous damage to Hei Yang's spirit.
And he had to control his strength so as not to hurt these children...
"You guys thought..."
Hei Yang gritted his teeth and stepped over the threshold with a smile on his face: "Do you think you can trap me like this?"
But Hei Yang forgot that there was still an old man's team who didn't exert any force. They were so angry that they started shouting with great anger.
"Ouch, I'm having a heart attack, Xiaoyang, come and save me."
"Ouch, I have an asthma attack, Xiaoyang, come and see me."
"Ouch, my head hurts so much. Is the deadline coming? Xiaoyang, can you fulfill my last wish?"
"Ouch, I, my kneecap hurts, I'm going to be paralyzed, Xiaoyang, come on, come on!"
"I, I, my eyes hurt so much. Are they going to go blind? Xiaoyang, please let me see you one last time!"
"Hey, me, me, I have all their diseases, Xiaoyang, please help me."
"Hey, so am I..."
All the old people glanced at each other secretly, nodded, and said in unison: "I hugged you when you were a child, don't you remember?"
Hei Yang: "?"
Chapter 58 This is great freedom, great wisdom, great strength, and great stature!
"Okay, Xiao Qi, you can come down now."
The middle-aged woman carefully smeared the mucus-removing liquid on the human group in front of her, silently counting the time in her heart, patted a child on the human group, and took him down.
"After you get out of the way, it will be Xiao Shiba."
"Mom, can I come down last?"
Xiao Shiba said coquettishly: "Uncle Heiyang has a very good smell. I want to smell it for a while."
"no!"
Hei Yang sat cross-legged on the ground expressionlessly, feeling like his head was big - in fact, there were indeed two children stuck to his head.
"Get down quickly and don't get close to me!"
Hei Yang snorted coldly: "I keep my body like jade, how can you be free to be dirty at will?
In addition, I am only sixteen this year, and I will be seventeen after my birthday this year. What do I call uncle! "
"Ah this...that...Xiaoyang..."
Hei Changhong, whose arms were stuck to Hei Yang's, showed an awkward and offensive smile and muttered in a low voice.
"In terms of seniority, Xiao Shiba should really call you uncle. Don't look at me as being so much older than you. In fact, you should call me brother."
"A little bit?"
Hei Yangxian glanced at Hei Changhong: "Yi Diudi!"
"Ah, ahem..."
Hei Changhong continued to maintain an awkward and offensive smile: "Xiaoyang, I know you are resentful for being tricked by us, but we are all relatives, no, we are all family members.
Families should love each other for a lifetime and stick together for warmth when encountering any difficulties..."
"Yes, I already feel the warmth. Besides, rejecting moral kidnapping starts with me!"
Black Yang's face remained expressionless. He shook his body slightly, and the little kid on his body swayed back and forth, making a horrifying laugh.
Just like the breeze blowing through the crown of the tree, the leaves are flying and rustling...
Ahem...
Well, it doesn’t look like a broken leaf at all!
This scene is too mentally polluting, so you should stop thinking about it.
"Ah this, that..."
"father--"
One little boy couldn't help shouting: "I want to pee!"
"Hold it, don't pee!"
Hei Yang looked at the little boy with a murderous look on his face: "If you dare to pee, I will do, like this, like that, haha, and then do this again! Do you understand!"
The little boy was startled. Not everyone is like Hongli, who is proficient in Black Yang Language to the tenth level.
Therefore, he did not understand [this, that, hey, and then this again! 】 What kind of torture, but this does not prevent him from using basic skills that children can use to fight back.
"Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow uncle is killing me wow wow!!!"
Hei Yang: "..."
Thanks, my head hurts again.
Oh, no, I can’t feel my head anymore, it doesn’t hurt anymore!
ha……
Ha ha……
Hahaha………
How could things come to this?