Chapter 68 The Worst Scum in History!
"..."
Lord put his hand on his forehead, he just wanted to be quiet now.
He finally remembered now that the spear head should be the famous "Longinus Spear" that appeared in the title of "Hell Detective", the legendary god-killing spear that pierced Jesus' chest!
No wonder...he feels familiar!
Emotions are on the scene again!
John Constantine, the famous hell detective.
It is estimated that in the eyes of many people, the image of Constantine is directly linked to Keanu Reeves.
In the movie "Hell Detective", Keanu Reeves plays Constantine, a handsome exorcist who is affectionate and righteous, and whose appearance breaks through the sky, making women unable to close their legs!
However.....
The ideal is beautiful, the reality is cruel.
This blond uncle who is sitting next to Lord and showing his 'passion' to him with a frown on his face is not the Constantine of Keanu Reeves.
Lorde can tell you with great certainty that if you really follow the original version, let's not say whether Keanu Reeves agrees or not. It is estimated that even if it is filmed, whether it can pass the trial with the US imperial audit system is enough!
A proper 18X banned film!
So what is the real Constantine like?
John Constantine, nicknamed 'Zacon'.
An exorcist who smokes, drinks, sells teammates, whoring, prostitutes and gambling.
It is worth mentioning that this Constantine orientation is very broad, including but not limited to humans.
In addition, Constantine is a powerful magician whose ancestors are of magical clan blood, dating back to the time of King Arthur and Merlin, and he himself has traveled all over the world, looking for some lost magic books.
But Constantine is by no means a 'decent man'!
He is the darkest 'decent hero' in DC and even the entire history of American comics!
He neither cares nor distinguishes between good and evil. Whether angels, demons, or friends as human beings, they are only available resources, carefully selected pawns to accomplish goals.
On the entire chessboard, except for himself as the king, everyone else can easily give up!
He can put an innocent little girl into hell for the sake of exorcism!
He can hurt his niece's feelings for the sake of exorcism, and let her be completely crushed in the end!
He can betray, sacrifice, and sacrifice his teammates without hesitation for the sake of exorcism!
This is John Constantine.
A real hell detective, a man who walks alone between hell and heaven, playing with angels and demons!
"Hi friend, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing Lorde's loveless expression, Konstantin moved his butt and squeezed over, and then asked with a "concerned" expression, "Did you just come to the world and haven't gotten used to it yet, do you feel uncomfortable?"
"Ha ha......"
Lorde sneered and said, "The word friend comes out of your mouth, it's really ironic."
Does Constantine have friends?
There must be, and this guy's connections are quite extensive, it can be said that he is the modern version of 'Song Jiang'!
He can live to this day, frantically testing back and forth on the edge of hell and heaven, and thanks to those friends who were forcibly sacrificed by him.
Want to be friends with Constantine?
The premise is to first measure how many lives you have, an angel with forty-seven lives is not enough for him!
"Misunderstanding, definitely a misunderstanding!"
Constantine didn't change his face, and said righteously: "These are all stories that the damned demons made up to slander me. My character, Constantine, is well known to everyone!"
"Pfft hahaha..."
The waiter at the bar couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Constantine's character is good?
This is one of the funniest jokes he has ever heard in his life!
But Constance doesn't care, his face has been as thick as a city wall over the years, how could he care about the ridicule of others.
In order to please Lord, Constantine tried his best to continue to brag about how good his character was, and also told his glorious deeds for his friends!
But in view of the reputation of 'Zhakang', Lord thinks that his deeds of stabbing his friends twice may be true!
"Stop...I know your character, no need to explain."
Lord didn't bother to argue with him, he waved his hand to stop Constantine, who was still bragging, and asked, "I just want to ask you, what the hell is going on with this letter?"
When it comes to business, Constantine is quite normal, saying: "This is a soul contract sent to hell!"
"Soul... contract?"
Lorde's eyes twitched slightly, looking at the letter, he suddenly had a bad premonition.
"Yes, to put it simply, I mortgaged my soul to the devil, but he helped me with things." Constantine calmly picked up the glass and took a sip on his lips.
The tone and expression of his speech were very calm, as if he didn't care about mortgaging his soul to the devil at all.
However...
Those who are familiar with him know that it is not the first time that Constantine has done this!
Mortgage of the soul is like the integrity of being thrown away. There is a second time, and you will get used to it if you do it more often.
Because he has offended too many people, there are so many demons in hell, all waiting for this bastard to die quickly, and then to torture his soul forever in hell!
Although the devil has been deceived by him many times, the reason why he is willing to make a contract with him is that the soul of this bastard is very popular in hell!
It's okay to be deceived once or twice, what if it can kill him that time?
It is precisely because of this idea that the devil has been toyed with by Constantine many times.
Even the famous three demon kings of hell were deceived by Constantine, and almost went to war because of his soul!
It always makes people "lovable", maybe this is scum.
Lord rubbed his sore brows and asked, "Since you said this is a contract, what about the content of the contract?"
"It was hidden by him with magic."
At this time, the waiter at the bar suddenly interjected: "This is Constantine's usual trick. There are often some inattentive demons who are deceived by his tricks. You are not the first."
Constantine laughed dryly, then snapped his fingers.
slap
A crisp voice sounded, and at the same time, the yellowed letter on the table suddenly began to burn, and one handwriting after another began to appear!
These words are hidden with black magic, and there is no spiritual fluctuation at all, or it is difficult to detect. So Lorde didn't find out before, so he accidentally fell for Constantine!
It can only be said that he is worthy of being 'Zag Kang', his ability to deceive gods and ghosts is really powerful, no wonder those demons and angels are being played around!
"So you mean, I was forced to sign this contract with you, didn't I?"
Lorde's eyes gradually became cold. He hated this feeling of being calculated, and a cold murderous intent was shrouded in the past towards Constantine!
"hiss--"
Constantine suddenly felt cold all over, and then saw that the bar and the surrounding area were covered with frost, and he was shocked: "Wait, calm down, this is a neutral area!"
"Constantine, you have three words to convince me."
The murderous intent in Lorde's eyes boiled, and the cold became stronger and stronger, and even gradually showed signs of spreading to the entire bar: "Otherwise...you are ready to die here."
Constantine is really powerful, he can deceive even angels and demons, but there is only one thing he doesn't know!
That is...Lord doesn't belong in hell!
The contract he signed with Lord was fundamentally useless!
How can a 'devil' who does not belong to hell be restrained by the rules of hell?
This is Constantine, the only omission!