Chapter 98 Chapter 98 After these shocking words...
After saying these words of astonishing weight, Lu Bu looked arrogant, but in fact he was closely watching Xiang Hanzi's reaction.
If this fool dares to get an advantage and still behaves, and coyly refuses to agree, he will be so angry that he will beat someone up!
Under Lu Bu's menacing gaze, Xiang Yu, who had just received a proposal of marriage from his sweetheart, remained completely motionless.
Not only did he show no signs of behavior, he didn't even relax his frown.
Just when Lu Bu's enthusiasm for his brain was gradually fading away, and he was about to be irritated by this bastard who usually "recited" love poems to his heart's content, but now pretended to be dumbfounded, Xiang Yu finally moved. .
His eyes were "confused" and "bewildered". He first silently glanced at the twinkling beloved general, and then silently looked at the thick low table.
Before Lu Bu could ask a question, Xiang Yu suddenly aimed his forehead at the low solid wood table and knocked it down with a powerful muffled sound!
Lu Bu was dumbfounded when he saw it, and the overlord of Western Chu, who was strong enough to lift mountains and was extremely cruel to himself, had already knocked the unfortunate low table into a long crack.
Xiang Yu slowly raised his head, looked at the shocked Lu Bu, and said very slowly: "...What Feng Xian just said, are you serious?"
"Pooh!"
Although Lu Bu was shocked by his sudden crazy behavior, which was at stake for his unshakable reputation, he immediately came to his senses.
He glared angrily at Xiang Yu who dared to question his words, pointed at the sky and the earth, and angrily clarified: "I always keep my word -"
Before a sonorous and powerful word "ding" came out of his mouth, Lu Bu felt his eyes go dark, and someone slapped the back of his head with a calloused palm. The next moment, the world was spinning.
General Lu Da, who once defeated the mighty Emperor Chu twice by surprise, finally got a taste of what it's like to take turns.
He never thought that the stupid emperor who was fighting for the table with his head one moment would turn into a vicious tiger the next moment and pounce on him without saying a word!
There was only a rough layer of felt on the ground. It couldn't be called very thick, but it was enough to protect him from being hurt when he fell.
Not to mention the back of the head, which was least touched, was protected by Xiang Yu in advance.
The moment he met the deep, heavy eyes in front of him, Lu Bu vaguely anticipated what this idiot would do next.
Sure enough, I want to chew on his poor rough mouth again!
As soon as the hot breath came closer, Lu Bu knew what the bastard was pouting for - bah bah bah.
While he was secretly having a headache about being courted by such a passionate and savage woman, he endured this extremely awkward posture, and slightly relaxed his instinctively tight body under the strong pressure of this big man who was always anxious for some reason. .
He stretched out his arm again, grabbed the fool's neck, pulled it towards his own, and bit back forcefully.
Unlike Xiang Hanzi's haphazard nibbling, he had experienced many battles and had some wives and concubines. As soon as he used all his strength to deal with it, the foolish emperor, who had just begun to love and was just a fledgling, lost his armor in a moment just like the last time, and could only clumsily follow his rhythm.
It's more like a gentle fight than a play between lips and teeth.
It was the first time Xiang Yu tasted a passionate kiss. He was intoxicated by it, but he had to be clearly aware of the changes somewhere in his body.
He rationally thought that the time to go to war was coming, and no matter how reluctant he was to leave, he had to get up from his sweetheart first.
In comparison, Lu Bu was also bitten so hot that his whole body was steaming and his head was as dizzy as a fever.
But compared to the embarrassed fool, he was shown to be somewhat at ease.
After coming back to his senses, he stood up proudly, paced back and forth, looking down at Xiang Hanzi who was sitting on the ground, his brows full of pride at his superior skills.
In the warm candlelight, he could clearly see the thin red spring color on the idiot's handsome face that was always covered with frost and snow.
And the more he looked at her, the more hesitant his eyes became.
Lu Bu stretched out his hand out of nowhere and tugged at the base of the other party's red ears.
This little move, which couldn't even be called a test, made Xiang Yu, who had always kept his face calm even before the collapse of Mount Tai, and who took the lead in killing soldiers on the battlefield without frowning, was pinched and choked on the spot.
The next moment, he jumped back a few inches as if he was electrocuted, and suddenly dodged away!
There was still a touch of scalding warmth in the fingertips. Lu Bu's tiger eyes were shining brightly, looking at the overlord who was usually dignified and indifferent. At this moment, his chest was rising and falling violently, his breathing was heavy and rapid, and his aura had been completely shattered.
For some reason, the heart in his chest was beating like a drum, and his chaotic mind seemed to understand something.
Therefore, he, who has always been competitive and competitive, for the first time... did not take advantage of the victory and pursue it.
It's all this fool's fault!
Lu Bu was thinking wildly and became inexplicably angry.
Isn't it just lip service? I don’t even think about which one pounced on me first!
Besides, it's not like I turned my head back to chew it, I was so shy...it made me feel awkward too!
The soldiers who heard the sounds of fighting from time to time in the main account, or who had witnessed the two thrilling scenes of military remonstrance with their own ears or eyes, had been able to keep their faces indifferent and were used to it.
They even had some thoughts and started talking quietly with each other.
"Would you like to bet whether the doctor will be summoned this time?"
"Instead of betting on this, it's better to bet on how long it will take for this military remonstrance to end."
"I don't know whether His Majesty is more seriously injured this time, or whether General Lu is more seriously injured."
"Listening to the movement, something must have hit the ground again. I'm afraid the fight will continue for a while."
"Why does it sound like it has stopped to me?"
"It won't be that fast... Why don't you get closer and listen?"
"General Lu is indeed a master of martial arts and extremely righteous. Alas, I just don't know why I need to admonish Your Majesty this time."
"Is this response related to military affairs? Didn't you call us to get the map before?"
"This must be the case. It is vital and must be done."
"It is true that General Lu is the only one in the world who can admonish His Majesty with his martial arts skills! If it were us, even if His Majesty just glanced at him, I would feel sad. There is nothing like General Lu who is so mighty and domineering. Not at all -"
Several people were discussing it with gusto, but they forgot to lower their voices.
Until the majestic General Lu, who frequently appeared in their conversations, said sullenly from behind: "Seeing that you are all full and holding on, are you afraid that your breakfast has been consumed in advance?"
The dark-faced Lu Bu suddenly appeared behind them, scaring the soldiers out of their wits!
They hurriedly apologized, but immediately Lu Bu gently kicked each of them on the buttocks with the tips of his shoes, and cursed: "Get out of here!"
Unexpectedly, they were able to escape. They were so frightened that they couldn't think of the idea of 'where can they run if they don't stay in front of the tent as soldiers'?
As soon as Lu Bu finished speaking, they pulled each other and ran away as if running for their lives.
Lu Bu snorted softly and looked back at Emperor Han, whose expression had returned to its former majesty and expressionlessness. He deliberately said with a black face: "Is this because the upper beam is out of alignment and the lower beam is crooked? There's going to be a war soon. How dare you say it behind your back?" The emperor’s gossip!”
Xiang Yu, however, seemed to be still in a daze, and only said "hmm" unconsciously.
Seeing his perfunctory demeanor, Lu Bu felt immediately unhappy.
You just chewed on my words with a face full of fascination, and now you feel so emboldened that you dare to lose your mind in front of me!
How can such unhealthy tendencies be tolerated?
If time passes, wouldn't he lose his power?
Lu Bu frowned in dissatisfaction and was about to lose his temper when Xiang Yu suddenly raised his eyes, his eyes focused and he ordered solemnly: "Send troops immediately."
Send troops immediately?
When Lu Bu heard this decision, he couldn't help but be confused, but he immediately forgot about what he had just been sulking about: "It's not even bright yet, it's time for breakfast soon, why don't you wait until the soldiers have finished their meals?" Are you leaving after dinner?"
Why do you want to ask the soldiers to go hungry for just a short while?
"It's never too late to use it when you have time on the road."
Xiang Yu looked solemn, but he couldn't wait to walk to the stable.
Before, the dignified Emperor Chu, who had always been casual and left Lu Bu's decision in everything, taking his time, suddenly became a completely different person after learning about the extraordinary significance of Maodun Shanyu's head.
How could he wait to play the way his favorite general said? No matter how successful it was, it would take two or three months?
Xiang Yu weighed the heavy Overlord Spear with a solemn expression. In the most calm and restrained tone, he spoke the least calm and restrained nonsense: "Destroy the Xiongnu...it is extremely urgent."
Lu Bu looked suspicious.
He looked carefully at Xiang Yu, who was pretending to be calm on his face, but he clearly looked eager to set off immediately and pick up the offer, and quickly turned around.
Wow, this bastard and idiot hates getting married, but he actually wants to steal his bride price, leaving him without a job!
After understanding this, Lu Bu couldn't help but get angry: "I'm afraid you are looking down on my ability! If you are asked to seize it first, the previous agreement will be forgotten!"
Once a man says something, it is hard to follow him.
Since he had said that he would pick the bandit's head and give him a drink, he had to pick it with his own hands for it to count!
After being objected by the angry general for a while, Xiang Yu, who was heartbroken, barely suppressed the anxiety caused by excessive expectations and sat down honestly.
It's just that Lu Bu can stop his current impulse, but he can't stop his full enthusiasm in the future.
Xiang Yu, who had previously allowed him to deploy his strategies and was almost obedient, now changed his taciturn attitude and appeared to be extremely proactive.
Not only did they take Lu Bu together to discuss the battle plan every time they arrived at the camp, but the battle policy was also unprecedentedly clear - concentrate the troops, take the initiative to attack, and rush straight to the royal court.
Facing Xiang Yu, whose thoughts were clearly revealed, Lu Bu relied on his reason to stop him at first, then his face became numb, and then... he really felt good about it.
What he despised the most was the defensive method of splitting up troops. Not only did it consume a lot of military resources, but it also couldn't withstand the harassment and plunder of the Huns who gathered elite troops and specialized in one place.
In the eyes of the Huns, the Central Plains people were good at infantry or chariot warfare, but their riding skills, archery skills, or horses were far inferior to those of nomadic origin.
Once the front is extended, the Central Plains people will be afraid of the depth of the lone army and the difficulty of supply. At that time, they can take advantage of their dilemma and attack them when the entire army is exhausted.
Lu Bu rolled his eyes.
He originally planned to take advantage of the Huns' arrogance of looking down on the Chu cavalry, and do the opposite, catching the Huns by surprise.
Since it is a surprise, it is destined to be a move that can only be used once... Rather than wasting it on those people who can be replaced by Maodun at any time.
Why don't you just use it to deal with Mao Dun?