Chapter 106 Chapter 106
After drinking and drinking, Lu Bu immediately 'revealed his original form'.
At that time, he was only interested in seeking revenge for Liu mouse, and was busy with serious matters all day long, and he had no intention of seeking pleasure.
Now that the general situation has calmed down, he is completely idle. Not long ago, he spent his boss's efforts and finally wanted to marry a woman who was very much in line with him. How could he not have a good time as soon as possible?
After drinking this wine, this fool is completely his mother-in-law!
Xiang Yu was still immersed in the sweetness of his sweetheart drinking the wine together, ignoring Lu Bu's increasingly wanton scrutiny.
Until Lu Bu put the empty gourd on the table, walked silently like a leopard aiming at its prey, and swiftly threw himself on him, instantly throwing him to the side. After the collapse, he suddenly returned to his senses.
Xiang Yu's eyes flashed with surprise, then suddenly lit up.
It's just that Lu Bu never dreamed that after drinking together, he would be able to enjoy the unspeakable pleasure in this bed with the wicked woman... But at the most crucial point, he was extremely demanding. An old mistake.
——Even though it was nearly 20 feet away, and there were three doors blocking it, some big movements from the inside were still clearly audible.
The deafening roars and roars of tigers and lions continued, and the smashing of ornaments and the 'crunching' sound of wooden frames being squeezed by brute force were incessant, making the guards, who had already become accustomed to this, feel extremely frightened. , whispering and whispering nervously.
How come His Majesty and General Lu are about to get married, yet they still don't change the way they used to be, and they still fight so hard for no apparent reason?
They listened nervously, for fear that they would be summoned and forced to rush into it and intervene in this sinister struggle in which the general had beaten His Majesty, and now the Queen has beaten His Majesty.
Out of the mentality of being prepared for a rainy day, they just made up their own minds for a while, and called the unfortunate doctor last time, and they were waiting at the gate of the palace with them.
However, to their surprise, the "Wu Remonstrance", which was especially intense and the movement was extraordinarily shocking, was intermittent, causing them to stay up until the light of day.
It wasn't until the sun was high and the morning time was over that the roars and fighting sounds that sounded from time to time gradually calmed down.
Fortunately, because the army has not yet returned to the capital, the officials are busy preparing for the three... Two days later, the wedding of the emperor and the empress needs to be interrupted for three days.
Otherwise, just like the terrifying battle before, they really don't know how to enter and remind His Majesty that it's good to go to court early.
Just after waiting all night for refreshment, the drowsy doctor holding the "medicine" box kept yawning and wanted to go home to rest first, when suddenly there was a sound of footsteps in the hall.
The next moment, the tall and strong body was only wearing a snow-white bedclothes at will, and the Chu Emperor, who could not hide the scars but was inexplicably refreshed, pushed open the hall door in person.
He swept his brows lightly, passed over the stunned crowd, and landed on the doctor who was also stunned.
- It came just right.
He stretched out his arm without hesitation, and carried the doctor in with a box of "medicine" as if he were carrying a chicken.
The guards, on the other hand, stared blankly at the door that was slammed and re-kicked by Emperor Chu, at a loss.
I don't know how long it took, the doctor who was nearly a hundred times more haggard than before entering the hall, Fang walked out in a trance.
When his stupefied eyes met the curious eyes of the guards, but resisted the eyes of daring to ask, he was instantly agitated, and suddenly he took out the agility that did not match his age, and ran away in a hurry.
I left everyone behind to stare dumbly, and looked at each other for a while.
——How badly did the Empress have to hurt Her Majesty this time, so that even the doctor was frightened?
Not only was the doctor so frightened by the mess in the hall, but Lu Bu was so mad that he was stunned by the great changes that happened that night, and he still couldn't believe it!
Even though his body had been given the "medicine", the faint stinging pain from the unspeakable place still made him furious.
He only knew that this bastard's strength was unreasonably incomparable, but how could he know what was under the idiot's body, which was also unreasonably incomparable? !
Lu Bu gritted his teeth angrily.
Originally, no matter how big that thing was, it couldn't do anything to him.
But this idiot was willing to take the big loss in the Hongmen feast in the history books, and also enjoyed the bigger loss when Xingyang fought, but as soon as he got to this bed, his mind was sobered for the first time in the world, and he refused to be vague about anything. past.
Who gets on and who gets off, have to fight with him clearly!
Lu Bu, who originally wanted to take advantage of the unpreparedness to eat and wipe the good-looking fool, but instead told the arrogant lion to gnaw at the bones, he only wanted to cry without tears.
How could he be so stupid before, to think that this arrogant man with brute force would let him do whatever he wanted when he was easily fooled?
I hate him for being smart, but he was reduced to the point where he was completely suppressed by the powerful brute force that erupted from the opponent's excitement, and he couldn't move!
In the first half of the night, even though I tried my best, I still couldn't break free from the pair of iron pincer-like arms, and there were still a few dark blue finger marks on my waist; , I had to let this bastard cook, who had no idea how to cook meat for the first time, pressed it on the hot plate like frying a fish, frying it over and over again...
The more Lu Bu thought about it, the more he could not restrain his grief and anger.
Where did he just lose face? It is clear that all the face is gone!
When he muttered with a gloomy face, Xiang Yu's face
There is not much expression, but even the blind can see the joy of contentment.
Although the dignified Emperor Chu was beaten badly by the queen, but it was not the first time, and he was not injured, he was briefly diagnosed and treated by the doctor, and he continued to serve the queen personally and meticulously.
Even listening to the Queen scolding and glaring at him from time to time, it did not hinder Emperor Chu's good mood in the slightest.
Seeing that this idiot took advantage of everything and was rejoicing on his own, Lu Bu became more and more angry, and the more he thought about it, the more he regretted it.
One wrong step, wrong step, Lao Tzu misestimated the ability of this foolish man, so that in the end it was ridiculous!
Although this foolish man had a little insight later, under his forced guidance, he made a little progress and made him have a little fun... But how can this account be calculated like this?
I thought it was enough to ask a foolish and evil woman to endure the name of a son-in-law. Unexpectedly, not only did she become the queen on the bright side, but secretly she really became the unlucky wife of this foolish man!
For a while, Lu Bu's anger rose from his heart, and his hatred turned to courage, and he shouted in a shocking voice: "This marriage is not going to happen--!"
"nonsense."
After Xiang Yu dismissed it without hesitation, he didn't take the words to heart at all, he picked up the still angry and shouting queen from the couch, and walked to the soup pool where he was sleeping.
He used half of the rivers and mountains of Chu State as a dowry, and Feng Xian used dozens of Xiongnu counties as dowry.
Heaven and earth are the intermediaries, and hundreds of officials and concubines are the witnesses. The big wedding is being planned, and the edict will also be drawn up. How can you say that it will not be accomplished or not?
Besides...
Xiang Yu couldn't help but "show" a smile.
Even if his queen was so annoyed that she shouted out loud and aggressively shot people to "beat" people, she deliberately avoided the key points.
These are not even half of the bones and muscles, just looking at the scary flesh wounds, they will be healed within three or four days.
After tossing for a whole night and half a day, no matter how energetic Rao is, the two of them finally felt tired.
Lu Bu struggled to be carried into the hot soup, and while the Emperor Chu was serving him in the bath, he fell asleep halfway through.
Xiang Yu wiped his body dry, and after taking a hastily bath, he put on his bed clothes again.
Not only had I drank the wine, I had passed the bridal chamber, but I didn't need to go to the morning...
So Emperor Chu hugged his beloved queen with peace of mind, and rested with him in a good mood.
He originally wanted to close his eyes and rest, but unknowingly, he really fell into a dream.
Only this dream is not stable.
The reason why Xiang Yu instantly knew that this was a dream scene was because he was in the Chu army camp, and he was still wearing a blood-stained battle armor.
Zuo Yin?
Hearing this long-lost official position, Xiang Yu was stunned, but nodding his head uncontrollably, he made an unintentional voice: "Come in quickly."
The curtain was lifted, and the person who entered the tent calmly was really his uncle Xiang Bo.
Xiang Yu looked at this fashionably high-spirited uncle with mixed emotions, who didn't know anything about his failure.
Although he was still haunted by the betrayal of the blood relatives he trusted most, Xiang Bo had already confessed his guilt and was put to death.
But what surprised Xiang Yu again was that he said uncontrollably: "Uncle came late at night, why is it?"
Xiang Bo's eyes were bright, and he said without any guilt: "*To tell the truth, I still have an old friend Zhang Liang in the Han camp, because he has been kind to me, and tomorrow our army will destroy that Liu Ji, I am afraid that he will suffer. When it came to an end, I went to persuade him to abandon the darkness and go to the light..."
Next, he is a lotus flower with a bright tongue, and he already knows how unrecognizable the truth is.
Rao Shi's general situation had already settled, and Xiang Yu couldn't help burning his anger when he saw that his uncle had turned black and white in such a way, not only fooling him, but also ignoring Zuo Yin's identity to harm the Chu army.
However, what made him even more angry was that when he wanted to scolded bluntly, exposed the truth, and even drew a knife and killed the brazen traitor himself, he said without his thoughts: "According to my uncle's opinion, we will not attack. up?"
Xiang Bo nodded happily: "*Of course. Pei Gong will come to apologize tomorrow. It's better to treat each other with courtesy and win people's hearts."
Hearing this, 'he' nodded in agreement.
Xiang Yu gradually came back to his senses, knowing why, even if he didn't think like this, he couldn't change his every move in his dream.
He couldn't help thinking sarcastically, and then he saw that at the Hongmen banquet tomorrow, would Liu Mouse dare to come?
The development of the situation in this dream once again exceeded Xiang Yu's expectations.
A flash of bizarre dazzling light passed by, and he was in the Hongmen banquet that was never held due to Xiongxin's arrogant interference.
He and his uncle Xiang Bodong, who had been the most trusted uncle, took their seats, while Liu Mouse seemed to be bowing to the north.
When the music played during the banquet, he actually acted as if he believed in Xiang Bo's nonsense, and he persuaded Liu Mouse, whose eyes were all clear, to drink up...
Seeing this ridiculous and absurd scene with his own eyes, Xiang Yu was amused.
And when he watched Yafu's painstaking arrangement again, it was turned into nothing because the "traitor" Xiang Bo blatantly stood up to protect him, but he sat on it like a decoration from beginning to end, and even admired the obvious Fan Kuai, the arrogant and rude dog slayer who came to the rescue, felt even more ridiculous.
This dream is absurd! With Feng Xian, how could he appreciate that Fan——
Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment when this thought appeared, and then he was horrified.
He was shocked, and stood up slowly, as if doing this with him
Wandering around in unrelated farce.
Bong first...
Where is his priority? !