Chapter 119
"Teacher Black, please elaborate!"
"It's very simple, one word, pretend!"
"Wow, you finally got the word count right!"
"Climb, don't interrupt!"
Hei Yang replied casually and continued to explain: "Think about it, my parents don't understand the specific realm anyway, and they just want to know how you are doing when they reply to your letter.
In this case, if you insist on saying that you are Nascent Soul despite Zhuji's head, they won't know, right? "
"Isn't this like lying to my parents?"
"Didn't you lie to your parents first?"
"No, no, no, what do you think..."
Hongli made reasonable assumptions and speculations: "If you lie to your parents like this, big problems may arise. For example, one day a Nascent Soul-level boss suddenly passes by our hometown..."
Hei Yang: "Well..."
Nascent Soul monk: I am in the Nascent Soul stage.
Parents: It’s nothing serious, and so are my children.
Nascent Soul Monk: Oh? Must ask for advice!
Heiyang, Hongli:...
"Hey, hey, what kind of outrageous imagination are you talking about!"
Hei Yang waved his hand to pop the bubble of Hong Li's imagination, and said speechlessly: "No matter how you think about it, the probability of such a thing happening is almost non-existent. If the Nascent Soul cultivator passes by, you really dare to think about it!"
"Then you can be reincarnated, and we can still get this rescuer..."
Hong Li said unconvinced: "Then my idea is not completely impossible, right?"
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Ah——"*2
The two of them wailed at the same time, looked up and collapsed on the bed. Their heads accidentally bumped together, making their heads hurt even more.
"I finally figured it out."
Hei Yang sighed.
“When a lie is told, it must be covered up with more lies.”
Hongli looked helpless: "But the final result..."
“It’s often far from what you wanted in the first place.”
Hei Yang answered: "It's like when we didn't want to come to Five Elements Sect, and then we told a bunch of lies."
"But in the end, I was almost swallowed by a tiger out of nowhere, got engaged out of nowhere, and got caught in the Five Elements Sect out of nowhere."
Hong Li screamed: "It's too difficult!"
"so……"
The two people tilted their heads and looked at each other: "It would be easier to just tell the truth from the beginning!"
"What about your face?"
Hei Yang said weakly: "Don't you want it anymore?"
"No more, no more."
Hongli said directly: "Anyway, I have done countless embarrassing things, and this one is not the least of them."
"Too……"
Hei Yang nodded: "Then you say, how about I write a letter back and tell my parents our thoughts and see what they say?"
"Hey, what a mama's boy."
Hongli looked disdainful: "Can you have some opinions?"
"Oh, then you have your own opinion, come up with a solution!"
"Haha, I have experience writing letters, let me help you!"
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Then it's decided."
Hei Yang concluded: "Then, are there any other questions?"
"uh-huh."
Hongli raised a question: "What about the pile of souls that Po Meng entrusted to you, how are you going to deal with them?
Take it back to your hometown and make it spooky? "
"I haven't started researching it yet."
Hei Yang thought for a while: "We can buy a house and use it to deal with those things...
Uh, why does it sound like trouble! "
"Okay, I won't ask any more questions about this. Let's move on to the last and most fatal question."
Hong Li said one word at a time: "Then are we still cultivating immortals?"
"Um?"
"In the foundation building period, if nothing unexpected happens, it will have a lifespan of three hundred years."
Hong Li's eyes were blank: "Then, we will die of old age one after another, and before that, my parents will leave first..."
"..."
Hei Yang fell into silence: "Three hundred years is too short..."
"It's obvious that your two lifetimes combined are only more than thirty years, but you still think that three hundred years is too short?"
Hong Li turned around and poked Hei Yang in the face: "Maybe you'll be tired of living by then?"
"Birth, old age, illness and death are human nature."
Hei Yang said somewhat insincerely: "Let nature take its course or something..."
"Then are you willing to let go of your parents?"
"Reluctant to give up."
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
"us……"
Hongli murmured in a low voice: "Are you too greedy?"
"Of course we're greedy."
Hei Yang sighed: "I want an easy life but don't want this happiness to end. This is really too greedy."
"What do you say……"
Hong Li traced his fingers on Hei Yang's face: "Are you willing to see me grow old in the future, unable to run or jump, and then live on the bed, never to be seen again?"
"I do not want to."
Hei Yang muttered: "So I have to find a way to die before you."
Hong Li: "???"
"No, if you don't want to, then I will, right?"
Hongli poked Heiyang's cheek hard: "Oh, you are enjoying the happiness. You can kick off and leave at the end. It's me who will suffer the pain, right?"
"This question seems a bit familiar."
Hei Yang frowned and thought.
"Nonsense, we have been discussing this issue since the first chapter."
Hongli said speechlessly: "As a result, there is still no solution until now, or you don't do it even if there is a solution. If you practice hard and strive to become an immortal, won't we have so many troubles?"
"Huh?"
Heiyang caught the blind spot: "Why am I practicing, not you? Not you? Not you?"
"Won't I be tired?"
Hongli said as a matter of course: "Don't you like the lovely Hongli? If you like her, don't make her sad. If you don't want her to be sad, then practice hard!"
"Oh?"
Heiyang raised his eyebrows: "Then you don't like Heiyang? Don't like Heiyang? Don't like Heiyang?"
"Of course I like him!"
Hongli suddenly showed a desolate look, covering her chest: "Ah Tired of you Your body hurts, and my heart aches. My heartache for you is greater than your hard work!
But I am willing to endure this pain. Don’t you understand how great my sacrifice is? ! ”
“So painful? ! ”
Heiyang’s face changed drastically: “Then I should feel sorry for you!”
“No, I feel sorry for you.”
“I feel sorry for you!”
“My heart is not good, I feel pain first!”
“You should feel less pain if your heart is not good!”
“You fucking…”
“I fucking…”
“Let’s break up. This life is unbearable!”
“Humph, let’s break up. It’s like who can’t live without you!”
Heiyang: “…”
Hongli: “…”
“I’m kidding! Don’t take it seriously. I don’t want to break up. Woohoo…”*2
“Okay! Get back together!”*2
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Chapter 136 People who have died will not die again; but people who are alive can die repeatedly!
"Fuck, Heiyang, right!"
Hongli stood up, her face showing anger: "I finally understand, anyone can work hard to cultivate immortality, but you as a lazy dog are an exception!
A stubborn donkey can't be whipped away without a whip, as your girlfriend, I should give you some appropriate spurs!"
"Oh, you want to whip me now, right!"
Heiyang also stood up, using his height advantage to scare Hongli so much that she couldn't help but take two steps back: "Humph, you can't pretend anymore after just a few chapters of love, right? You're showing your true colors, right!"
"Just show it, just show it!"
Hongli snorted coldly: "Don't pretend, we don't know each other!
The gentle and obedient Hongli is only a limited-time creature. Most of the time, you still have to be with me, a lazy and useless person!"
"What a coincidence."
Heiyang sneered: "The serious and responsible Heiyang is dead, now I have the final say here!"