Chapter 123
Chapter 139 With the development of the times, Sadako needs to keep up with the times so as not to fall into the hands of perverts.
"Ahhhhh, how could this happen!"
Hongli was lying on the bed in Huobu's house, a little manic: "It feels like they are deliberately targeting me! Humans can't always be unlucky!"
"Mom, Xiaohuo's nest is not big enough!"
Xiaohuo beside the bed patted his nest aggrievedly, wanting to squeeze in but feeling that he would break the nest: "Xiaohuo has grown too much and needs to change the nest!"
"Ah, I'll do it for you another day.
Or you can do it yourself, after all, you've grown up too."
Hongli waved her hand and said casually: "Besides, you can sleep in the bed. Is the nest more comfortable than a soft bed?"
"But mom rolls around in her sleep in the middle of the night!"
Xiaohuo said seriously: "Xiaohuo may be crushed to death!"
Hongli: "..."
"I don't want to bother with you."
Hongli rolled her eyes, feeling upset and wanted to find someone to talk to, but it was already three o'clock in the morning, who else could she find...
Does this even need to be thought about? !
[Hongli: Heiyang, Heiyang, wake up! Your brother Hei Xiaolong has done something big. ]
[Heiyang: Uh, what are you doing...
Sending messages to disturb people's sleep in the middle of the night is a bad conscience...]
[Heiyang: What's wrong with Xiaolong? Is he sleepwalking again? ]
[Hongli: Hmm? Can he sleepwalk again? ]
[Heiyang: Ah, yes, when he was a kid, he came to my house to play. He sleepwalked to the toilet in the middle of the night. I don't know how he got into my kitchen and started to attack the cooking pot...
Why do you think Xiaolong had to be accompanied by my aunt when he came to practice? It was because she was afraid that he would plot against his fellow brothers in the middle of the night. ]
[Hongli: ...]
[Hongli: Did you get tricked? ]
[Heiyang: Nonsense, only fools would get tricked...]
[Heiyang: Uh, no, didn't you say Xiaolong went to the northwest sea to surf? How come he got tricked? ]
[Hei Yang: Did he output to the sea?
It's okay, the sea water is bitter and salty, you can't taste it. ]
[Hong Li: Are you fucking sleepy? If it's really such a shitty thing, why would I be so excited to send you a message in the middle of the night?
Let me tell you, Hei Xiaolong has become famous this time, and the whole sect is going crazy! ]
[Hei Yang: ? ? ? ]
[Hei Yang: Xiaolong's sleepwalking output is known to the whole sect? ! Then his training career is probably over! (Sad)]
[Hong Li: ...]
[Hong Li: Wake up first, go wash your face and talk to me. ]
[Hei Yang: You are going to sleep me to death... Ugh... Wait, let me find some clothes...]
[Hong Li: ! ! ! ]
[Hong Li: You are not wearing any clothes now? ! ]
[Heiyang: Nonsense, it's so comfortable to take off clothes and sleep...]
[Hongli sent a video request]
[Heiyang rejected the video request]
[Heiyang: ? ? ? ]
[Hongli: Tsk. ]
[Heiyang: Well, I'm awake now. Tell me, what big trouble did Xiaolong cause again?
Well, he has grown up. He should bear the consequences himself. It has nothing to do with me, his brother...]
[Hongli: It's not that he caused a big trouble. Hei Xiaolong has made great contributions. I heard that he will even be awarded the position of honorary elder! ]
[Heiyang: As expected of my younger brother, I have seen that he will become a great man since he was a child!
But if jade is not carved, it will not become a useful thing. Xiaolong's success today must be inseparable from the excellent guidance he received from his brother since he was a child! ]
[Hongli: ...]
[Hongli sent a video request]
[Hongli: Try to refuse again! 】
[Video connected]
Seeing Heiyang dressed up on the other side of the screen, Hongli sighed regretfully and explained.
"It was probably like this. Some time ago, Hei Xiaolong and my aunt teamed up to explore the ruins dungeon in the northwest sea area.
My aunt disconnected halfway, and Hei Xiaolong and his team continued to move forward, only to find that the ruins were actually the inheritance left by a Yuanying stage boss in ancient times.
They couldn't make up their minds, so they quickly sent someone back to inform the sect, but they didn't expect that the news would soon be known by the local snake Juanlang Sect, because there was also an expedition team of Juanlang Sect nearby, and the leader was also a foundation-building cultivator.
The people of Juanlang Sect wanted to rely on their large number of people to clear the field and drive Xiaolong and his team away, but they didn't expect Xiaolong to fight one against three, and with his earth-level magical power of glacial heavy water, he dragged the elders of the sect to arrive.
However, Juanlang Sect is not a vegetarian, because it is close to their own territory, they can mobilize people quite well. Quick, both sects haven't had a Nascent Soul stage leader for many years, so neither of them is willing to give in, and they look determined to win this site.
Fortunately, both sides are still decent people. As a decent sect, they resisted the urge to fight directly. The two sides agreed and set a bunch of rules.
Specifically, each sect will send two Jindan stage leaders and a maximum of 30 foundation-building stage leaders. The two teams will enter the site together and see how they perform.
During this period, both sects must strictly restrain their disciples and elders to prevent the conflict from escalating and unnecessary bloodshed. "
"Hmm, it sounds good. Both sides have maintained restraint. It can be regarded as the best compromise, right?"
Heiyang commented weakly: "But what does this have to do with you? Don't tell me you have been recruited. "
"Not really. I'm a new disciple who has been in the sect for less than a year. It would be a waste of quota to recruit me."
Hongli waved her hand and held her forehead helplessly.
"But this is not the point. The point is that I just knew that I could apply for long-term residence outside the sect, and I didn't even have to leave the sect. I was so happy that I was backstabbed by your brother.
The sect is now closed. Before the problem is solved, the disciples in the mountain gate cannot go out, and the disciples outside cannot go back..."
"Then you just wait."
Heiyang yawned: "You don't have to take over. I'm still with you at the foot of the mountain. My parents haven't replied yet, so you just lie in the sect."
"That's what I said, but I just feel a little unwilling..."
Hongli sighed and suddenly thought of something: "Oh, by the way, my aunt also said that she can teach her family the cultivation method in the Jindan stage!"
"Oh?"
Heiyang raised his eyebrows and became more energetic: "There is such a thing?"
"Well, in this way, the big problem in front of us will be solved!"
Hongli She clenched her fists excitedly: "As long as you work hard to cultivate to the Golden Core stage, you can help your parents. Aren't you excited?"
"As long as you work hard to cultivate to the Golden Core stage."
Heiyang grasped the key words expressionlessly: "What, Miss Hong is disassociating herself from the matter now, right?"
"Ah, that's not the point."
Hongli smiled awkwardly: "The point is that our wonderful life is just around the corner!
At such a happy moment, we don't have to care about those small details!
Fuck, don't lip-sync and scold me! Don't look at me with contempt! Don't give me the middle finger! Don't...Fuck, you want to fight, right!"
Hongli couldn't help but roll up her sleeves in exasperation, revealing her white thin arms: "Do you believe that I will jump out of the screen and punch you now!"
"Huh?"
Heiyang retracted his middle finger, raised his eyebrows, and gently patted the bed sheet beside him, with a provocative look on his face.
"Come if you have the guts. You can teleport here anyway, but I want to see how you jump back after you jump out.
Well, I can't guarantee what will happen at that time, but someone should not cry at that time. You will bear the consequences at your own risk. You should think about it carefully..."
"!!!"
Hongli glared: "You want to threaten me, right? I was scared of your sister?"
"Then come on."
Heiyang continued to pat the bed sheet: "Well, this bed is pretty solid. Come on, don't be scared. We are about the same strength, fifty-fifty."
"..."
Hongli was silent for a moment. Fifty-fifty means that there is a 50% chance of not being able to win, and the battlefield is not favorable for her...
But...
"Heh, a mere Heiyang, do you think I will surrender so easily?"
Hongli curled her lips, and a card slipped into her hand: "If I can't teach you a lesson this time, I will take your last name!"
"Wait, what are you going to do?!"
Heiyang's eyebrows suddenly jumped, and he had a bad premonition in his heart: "Xiaoli, calm down, let's talk it out!
That, a husband and wife for a day is a hundred days of grace, when will the revenge end..."
"Heh, are you scared?"
Hongli turned the card over and showed a villain's smile: "Too late! Cut the grass and root it out as soon as possible!"
Item: [Toothache Curse Card]
Effect: Make the selected target have unbearable toothache, which lasts for a whole day!
Range: Foundation Establishment Stage and below
"Heiyang, pay the price!"
In the boy's horrified eyes, the girl activated the card with a wicked smile!
Chapter 140 People can't always be unlucky, right?
"Ahhhhh, my dear wife, I was wrong, please stop torturing me!"
"Hmph, it's good that you know you were wrong. Who will be the boss in the family from now on?"
"You are the boss, you are the boss, okay!"
"Oh, oh, oh, oh!"
Hongli smiled, imagining what would happen next while activating the card in her hand.
She looked at Heiyang on the screen expectantly, waiting for the moment when the curse would take effect.
"..."
Heiyang looked at Hongli expressionlessly: "Then what?"
"Ah?"
Hongli frowned, Heiyang's calm look was unreasonable...
The curse should have taken effect, but why...
Did it come out as a fake? No way!
"..."